Brutuz Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I have really bad. A Lime Green Torana has been driving around town, with f*cking 20' Dubs on it. And a Exhaust my Mums Citroen could fit in. And a paintedwithhousepaint cardboard side skirt. F*cking disgrace to Holden...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gta star* Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I'd just love to flip it into a ditch at 60+! Then you'd be six feet under after that. @BCspeed34 - That car looks quite nice actually, however, the black bonnet sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 (edited) Just any badly tuned Citroen.. *Shudders* Edited June 30, 2007 by starion mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermanblue Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 I once saw a Ford tempo with racing stripes, fart can and ridiculous wing. Basicly he failed at being cool. Leone Family Mafia ПРОПАГАНДА.ИНЦ, СИЛВЕРМАНБЛУЕ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oipolloi Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 I quite like standard Nova's... chavs however seem to think they only look good when buried under half of Halford's "tuning" department. I seriously think they just throw darts at the catalogue and then pick up the phone anyway, for some real horror stories, check out http://www.barryboys.co.uk/ for instance, just on the front page: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Fonz Posted July 1, 2007 Share Posted July 1, 2007 Haha there is so many sh*tpieces at that site ^^^, Too many to choose from as a matter of fact, So I just picked a few that caught my eye. I love the six exhausts and the towbar. Why would you do that? And I'll quote from the site on this one, QUOTE (Clive @ http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=16902)Sprayed your car yellow? Relocated your numberplate? Simply cover the screw holes with Ferrari badges. Job done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran. Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Why, oh why would you do that to an E24? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 *pics of anal beamer rape* Why, oh why would you do that to an E24? Maybe the owner had been smoking crack, who knows. People do crazy things to cars that are nice the way they are. Weirdos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starion Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Oh please God no!!!! That USED to be a good car as well.. mod it with Nitrous Oxide and chassis dyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunpeal Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Lol. i was lookin at that white Merc, and my room mate walks past and says... "Buying a Skyline are ya?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Probably the myriad of Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe's, you know the ones right? The ones where people have had Evo style bodykits and spoiler packages added. It screams I can't afford a real Evo so I am pretending in my poxy FWD lancer coupe. Worse of all is the Borg bodykits you see around, can't find a pic but just think of a square/angular cyborg styled bodykits that look terrible on anything let alone a lancer coupe. Add to the list the Hyundai Excel rice buckets going around, with fake hood scoop, milo can exhaust, and gauwdy wing and body kit. I definately have one better: Neons trying to be SRT-4's. umm, aren't all SRT-4s just neons trying to be vipers? and any car can really be done wrong, quite easily. ps. Haha. What the f*ck is this? lol Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Cipp Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 (edited) omg.. i checked anti-rice.com and i found a lot of good ones BWWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! UR KINDDING!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHERE WOULD YOU GO TO GET THAT HONESTLY!?! pttccch.. obviously don't flare your nosterils at me ..ughh i think i see a boogey my car... a man can dream... Edited July 3, 2007 by T-Cipp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHERE WOULD YOU GO TO GET THAT HONESTLY!?! Haha, I actually think its quite awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oipolloi Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 That windshield thing looks like a parody car, like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Poser.JPG I was gonna do my own parody car when i had money, buy a crappy 1.1 Fiesta for £50 and make a bodykit and spoiler out of carboard, cover it in offcuts of fake burberry fabric from some fabric shop, and drive around going "INNIT!" at people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCorrupt Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 This guy wins hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Cipp Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i thought the toyota celica was an ugly car. now this idiot puts on ugly drag race wheels (they don't even match) with hiuge ugly tires. ugly + ugly + ugly = needless to say more, it has my vote so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I just love FWD cars with fat drag slicks on the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCorrupt Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 It'd drive so sh*t as well with the drag skinnies on the front. Cant beleive someone would be so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 you can never beat a good riced geo the flames alone must add 30 hp. not including the stock steel black sh*t wheels. another 15. And just imagine what it has under the hood. damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Awww man, I wish I had my camera today, I saw something so hilariously horrible, it was fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
427 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 This guy wins hands down. I was looking at this trying to see what was so bad, but then noticed the lack of a diff on the back end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 you can never beat a good riced geo <img> the flames alone must add 30 hp. not including the stock steel black sh*t wheels. another 15. And just imagine what it has under the hood. damn! If I had that car, I would most likely put flames on it too. To cover the rust spots, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 And just imagine what it has under the hood A 3-cylinder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 And just imagine what it has under the hood A 3-cylinder? 55 hp of Japanese fury! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 And just imagine what it has under the hood A 3-cylinder? 55 hp of Japanese fury! Geo is American but yes I think the engine may be like the Prizm where it is a Toyota Corolla. So by technicalities you are right. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 And just imagine what it has under the hood A 3-cylinder? 55 hp of Japanese fury! Geo is American but yes I think the engine may be like the Prizm where it is a Toyota Corolla. So by technicalities you are right. I think. No it's from the Swift. But I like to think that Geo stole it out of a lawmower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I actually saw a Metro hatchback with an engine and drivetrain transplant from a swift. The turbo and awd actually made that thing haul a damn good amount of ass. Something approaching 300hp from the modded engine. I still wouldnt want to go that fast in a Geo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzy Fozborne Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 There's this moron that decided that screaming up our street (which is brick and very steep) in his ultra-low S10 pickup truck was a good idea. Now, come on... his car was practically touching the ground on level surfaces... why would you climb a BRICK (!) hill? So... he screamed up the hill, along the way up, his truck slammed into the ground ripping off the back bumper and the side skirts. There goes at least $1000. To be honest, the truck didn't look too bad before it was destroyed. It was black and had a decent body kit. It's really quite a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I saw a Focus with a bodykit that was definitely not for the car, and he had it lowered a bunch. Well he was blasting his bumpa bumpa music while cruising through my friends apartment complex and I guess he didnt realize there were speedbumps. Shattered fiberglass everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
427 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 you can never beat a good riced geo <img> the flames alone must add 30 hp. not including the stock steel black sh*t wheels. another 15. And just imagine what it has under the hood. damn! If I had that car, I would most likely put flames on it too. To cover the rust spots, you know. Thats why i have checkers on the fornt eh bonnet on my car, it covers the bits with no paint and all the body filler is exposed. it's amazing what you fnd with a second hand car when you scrape the paint off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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