death 2 the prom king Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Well for me it would have to be a TS Mitsubishi Magna which looks awful but I aswell own a 1995 TS Mitsubishi Magna but mind I haven't done up quite yet the TS I saw had custom tail lights, neons, another tachometer, muffler tip, rims, spoiler and a subwoofer it just looked crap in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 (edited) Lol, well the first thing to pop in my head is this Chrysler SebringDodge Stratus (the older ones)Chrysler Breeze I see driving around, recently. It's white, got a big fart can and a big spoiler. The body is dented, cracked, rusted, and the whole suspension is shot. Sounds like sh*t, looks like sh*t, and guessing it runs like sh*t. Edited August 22, 2007 by Picolini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Probably the myriad of Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe's, you know the ones right? The ones where people have had Evo style bodykits and spoiler packages added. It screams I can't afford a real Evo so I am pretending in my poxy FWD lancer coupe. Worse of all is the Borg bodykits you see around, can't find a pic but just think of a square/angular cyborg styled bodykits that look terrible on anything let alone a lancer coupe. Add to the list the Hyundai Excel rice buckets going around, with fake hood scoop, milo can exhaust, and gauwdy wing and body kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Probably the myriad of Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe's, you know the ones right? The ones where people have had Evo style bodykits and spoiler packages added. It screams I can't afford a real Evo so I am pretending in my poxy FWD lancer coupe. Worse of all is the Borg bodykits you see around, can't find a pic but just think of a square/angular cyborg styled bodykits that look terrible on anything let alone a lancer coupe. Add to the list the Hyundai Excel rice buckets going around, with fake hood scoop, milo can exhaust, and gauwdy wing and body kit. I definately have one better: Neons trying to be SRT-4's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I saw a Magna yesterday with "RalliArt" on the back. Heh. I considered getting a massive huge "Pioneer" sticker for my car to be sarcastic, but a lot of people would think I was serious. So the only thing I do to my car these days is wash it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I definately have one better: Neons trying to be SRT-4's. Damndest thing, but I quite liked the last generation of Neon's (or was it the generation before that?). Either way, around here we have this kid who drives an old golf, outfitted with fart can, blue neon on his windshield wipers, and the single ugliest, sh*t-streak brown spoiler kit. It is by far the most hidious automobile color ever witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-slash Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Probably the myriad of Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe's, you know the ones right? The ones where people have had Evo style bodykits and spoiler packages added. It screams I can't afford a real Evo so I am pretending in my poxy FWD lancer coupe. Worse of all is the Borg bodykits you see around, can't find a pic but just think of a square/angular cyborg styled bodykits that look terrible on anything let alone a lancer coupe. Add to the list the Hyundai Excel rice buckets going around, with fake hood scoop, milo can exhaust, and gauwdy wing and body kit. Word. I f*cking hate two door Lancers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suction Testicle Man Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 There's a matte white 'Playboy' Vauxhall Corsa around these parts. Looks like that, but white (looks like a spraycan job) with 'Playboy' written along the top of the windscreen in stupid pink text. Some chavette drives it who works at the Tesco. God save us all. If at first you don't succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 There's a matte white 'Playboy' Vauxhall Corsa around these parts. Looks like that, but white (looks like a spraycan job) with 'Playboy' written along the top of the windscreen in stupid pink text. Some chavette drives it who works at the Tesco. God save us all. At least you know where to go on a late night. With a sock filled with small change. To beat someone mercilessly with it. HINT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran. Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I saw a Magna yesterday with "RalliArt" on the back. Heh. There is a proper Ralliart Magna. Or was this just a fake one? I have to agree with Freakeh, those lancer coupes are total rubbish. There's also the crappy VL Commodores. Biggest bogan mobiles on the road today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Fonz Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 ZOMG!!!!!!!1!! Yeah, I went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyline_Mad Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 There's a matte white 'Playboy' Vauxhall Corsa around these parts. Looks like that, but white (looks like a spraycan job) with 'Playboy' written along the top of the windscreen in stupid pink text. Some chavette drives it who works at the Tesco. God save us all. I doubt its as bad as the one from the Seabrook Crisps Ad lol: There are dozens of corsas around my area, i can't recall ever seing a nice one (unless its one of the newer ones and not over the top), there are at lease 2 or 3 "Playboy" corsas aswel, similar to what you described lol, one of them is purple with pink "Playboy" text on the windows. Another popular crap car is the Vauxhall Nova, they always look really cheap and tacky, theres one i've seen alot that looks crap, but apparently has a 2.0l engine and does rallying. I see ALOT of Citreon Saxos (Modded) driving round, i used to like them but because i see them alot they don't appeal to me anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 (edited) I once saw a kia sephia. Mid 90's. It had hideous lime green fascias and wing. white hood and trunk. the rest was colored an ugly primer. it had a fake green hoodscoop and roofscoop (both non functional of course), and the classic 4 inch or so fart can exhaust and big boom-ti-boomp thumpin retarded sound system. i new when I felt my car shake that I was about to see something retarded. Then I heard wailing sewing machine fart can sound. I told my friend next to me that they were lucky I didn't have a gun on me or I would have shot them on general principle. seriously evertime i hear that thump thump stupid ass sound i know something horrible sounding and hideous looking is fixing to come by. Edited June 27, 2007 by lurchseesu420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Blacks Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 A Toyota Corrolla.....no more to say really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 A Toyota Corrolla.....no more to say really. that's it. face it, you europeans and australians just have too much common sense and tates to go for the outrageous, stupid, cheap, retarded sh*t that us americans do to our cars. really I always see some mexican riding around in a f*cked up civic, crx, kia, or hyndai that just makes me want to whip out an AK47 and turn them into dog food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeswideshut Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 My friends neighbor has a crappy Honda Civic, all white, crappy paintjob with a giant 90 foot spoiler on the back and some giant 5-6 inch exhaust pipe he doesnt need, makes it sound like a weed wacker. Its such a horrible car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 1: Ford Taurus wagon, factory baby sh*t green paint, worst flames ive ever seen (white with red tips applied with a brush im sure) spinner hub-caps (not rims) 10-inch GTR wing, flamey seatcovers, 5-point safety harnesses (seriously) taped on faux hoodscoop, 4-inch exhaust tip on a 1.5inch exhaust and the finale, a sticker across the windscreen that simply says "RACING" 2: 97 Chevy Chavalier (lol) , grimy flat yellow paint with matching painted yellow hubcaps, giant black dragon decal on the sides, and quite literally one of the largest spoilers i have ever seen on a street car. (i looked it up later and the damn spoiler costs $800, so thats pretty much the cost of the actual car right there) God save us all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
difiCa Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 A Vauxhall/Opel Kadett rolling in the city when the sunday night cruising is on, there's always some quite nice cars there (a BMW 740iL with dubs, a nice Jeep Grand Cherokee, and even a Skyline), and then there's this damn Kadett. It's got some website advertising stickers in the back windows, and a horrid paintjob. It's silver, with rusty red doors and of course a stereotypical matt black bonnet. And did i already mention a big a** Le Mans car spoiler? And yeah it's got a fart can making a sound that makes me want to stab the fool who installed it in there. Hopeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I love when people paint their bonnet flat-black to make us think its carbon-fiber. Yeah, we'll really fall for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIP YEK NOD Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Probably the myriad of Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe's, you know the ones right? The ones where people have had Evo style bodykits and spoiler packages added. It screams I can't afford a real Evo so I am pretending in my poxy FWD lancer coupe. Worse of all is the Borg bodykits you see around, can't find a pic but just think of a square/angular cyborg styled bodykits that look terrible on anything let alone a lancer coupe. Add to the list the Hyundai Excel rice buckets going around, with fake hood scoop, milo can exhaust, and gauwdy wing and body kit. I definately have one better: Neons trying to be SRT-4's. umm, aren't all SRT-4s just neons trying to be vipers? and any car can really be done wrong, quite easily. ps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 If I saw that, i'd have to stomp on it 'til it fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Probably the myriad of Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe's, you know the ones right? The ones where people have had Evo style bodykits and spoiler packages added. It screams I can't afford a real Evo so I am pretending in my poxy FWD lancer coupe. Worse of all is the Borg bodykits you see around, can't find a pic but just think of a square/angular cyborg styled bodykits that look terrible on anything let alone a lancer coupe. Add to the list the Hyundai Excel rice buckets going around, with fake hood scoop, milo can exhaust, and gauwdy wing and body kit. I definately have one better: Neons trying to be SRT-4's. umm, aren't all SRT-4s just neons trying to be vipers? and any car can really be done wrong, quite easily. ps. That thing has to be pushin at least 450hp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 hmm, i suggest to rename the topic to automotive horror. And yeah, worthless without pics Signature soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 (edited) hmm, i suggest to rename the topic to automotive horror. And yeah, worthless without pics Would you really want to waste your time on such sh*t boxes. Really the quicker we forget these horrible fugly thing the better. But It would be nice to see what nightmare people say from day to day. to bad I don't have a camera or I would just stand outside and see what comes buy. Edited June 28, 2007 by lurchseesu420 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gta star* Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 For me, in my area anyway, probably a Vauxhall Nova. I wouldn't be seen in one of them, like a modded tin can. Disgrace to Vauxhall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 For me, in my area anyway, probably a Vauxhall Nova. I wouldn't be seen in one of them, like a modded tin can. Disgrace to Vauxhall. Awwww, it's adorable! I'd just love to flip it into a ditch at 60+! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Freak-2001 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Now I thought a Lancer Coupe trying to look like an Evo is lame, I now present the Mitsubishi Lancer Supra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCspeed34 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 A Lancer Supra? Thats nothing Well how about an Integra trying to be a Supra and a Silvia S15? Saw it on craigslist for $9500 ________________________________________ 専車SODO-MOTO International Vehicle Importers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-slash Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 ^^That is f*cking sacrilege! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
427 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 I saw some guy in a crappy red galant with big black and white checkers on the hood of his car, looked like it was lowered too...oh hang that was just me in the reflection of the shop window In australia we get the same playboy cars but they are holden commodores and ford falcons with big pipes on the back to make the v6 or straight 6 sound like a v8. they have newer model wheels that they got from ebay for $200 on them. Heres the main offender. the '86 to '88 Holden VL Commodore It's good fun to get to a nice curvy bit of road and out run then in my little 4 cylinder auto. spend your money on the suspention before the stereo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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