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The Hearse Song


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Alright had to write a poem for English and the teacher had me pissed. So I wrote this poem to piss her off and it did.


Don't you ever laugh as a hearse goes by

For you may be the next to die

They wrap you up in a big white sheet

From your head to your feet

They put you in a big black box

And cover you with dirt and rocks

All goes well for about a week

Then your coffin begins to leak

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

The worms play on your snout

They eat your eyes they eat your nose

Hell they'll eat that jelly between your toes

A big green worm with rolling eyes

Crawls through your stomach and out the eyes

Your stomach turns a slimy green

And pus pours out like whipping cream

You spread it on a slice of bread

And thats what you eat when your dead



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I laughed, really nice one, dude. Must've pissed the bitch teacher real hard.

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Well I hope you gave credit to the Real guy who made that poem, cuz if you didn't your stealing someones poem. Its from one of the book series Scar Stories by Alvin Schwartz.

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