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You people buying that Playstation thing from Sony are retards. CD based system? FMV? Plays CD's too? Where have I seen this before....OH RIGHT, PHILLIPS CDI. Sony should learn from them and stick to the home appliance business. They'll come out with their weak sh*t, a few games will come out, and then it will die. Memory card? What the hell is that sh*t, I save directly to the cartridge. Their controller doesn't even have analog on it. Oh, and enjoy waiting 5 mintues for a level to load , I'll be playing my instant loading while you sit there like a dumbass.

 

Nintendo is a proven entity. Developers wont risk money putting sh*t out on some johnny come lately console. This generation is over, nintendo already won.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh yes, the wii is so innovative, "lets add a motion-sensing control to an already outdated processing system, and keep the same framerate and graphics quality" get real, the wii is just a Gamecube with a new controller.

 

... Wait, is this some sort of nostalgia topic, if so the N64 kicked the PS1

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You people buying that Playstation thing from Sony are retards. CD based system? FMV? Plays CD's too? Where have I seen this before....OH RIGHT, PHILLIPS CDI. Sony should learn from them and stick to the home appliance business. They'll come out with their weak sh*t, a few games will come out, and then it will die. Memory card? What the hell is that sh*t, I save directly to the cartridge. Their controller doesn't even have analog on it. Oh, and enjoy waiting 5 mintues for a level to load , I'll be playing my instant loading while you sit there like a dumbass.

 

Nintendo is a proven entity. Developers wont risk money putting sh*t out on some johnny come lately console. This generation is over, nintendo already won.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you still stuck in 1997? It is 2007 now, Nintendo are the ones without analog now because of the Wii 's "controllers" if you want to call them that. Let me bring you up to date. Playstation one? DEAD. Playstation 2? Near the end of its life. Playstation 3? just beginning its life. XBOX: DEAD. Xbox 360: Beginning its life. Nintendo DS: DEAD. Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

Got it? 2007 the year is now. XBOX and Playstation are king.

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You people buying that Playstation thing from Sony are retards. CD based system? FMV? Plays CD's too? Where have I seen this before....OH RIGHT, PHILLIPS CDI. Sony should learn from them and stick to the home appliance business. They'll come out with their weak sh*t, a few games will come out, and then it will die. Memory card? What the hell is that sh*t, I save directly to the cartridge. Their controller doesn't even have analog on it. Oh, and enjoy waiting 5 mintues for a level to load , I'll be playing my instant loading while you sit there like a dumbass.

 

Nintendo is a proven entity. Developers wont risk money putting sh*t out on some johnny come lately console. This generation is over, nintendo already won.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you still stuck in 1997? It is 2007 now, Nintendo are the ones without analog now because of the Wii 's "controllers" if you want to call them that. Let me bring you up to date. Playstation one? DEAD. Playstation 2? Near the end of its life. Playstation 3? just beginning its life. XBOX: DEAD. Xbox 360: Beginning its life. Nintendo DS: DEAD. Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

Got it? 2007 the year is now. XBOX and Playstation are king.

I may dislike Nintendo, but you have to be out of your mind to think the DS is dead and Nintendo won't make any more video game related electronics from this point forward.

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You people buying that Playstation thing from Sony are retards. CD based system? FMV? Plays CD's too? Where have I seen this before....OH RIGHT, PHILLIPS CDI. Sony should learn from them and stick to the home appliance business. They'll come out with their weak sh*t, a few games will come out, and then it will die. Memory card? What the hell is that sh*t, I save directly to the cartridge. Their controller doesn't even have analog on it. Oh, and enjoy waiting 5 mintues for a level to load , I'll be playing my instant loading while you sit there like a dumbass.

 

Nintendo is a proven entity. Developers wont risk money putting sh*t out on some johnny come lately console. This generation is over, nintendo already won.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you still stuck in 1997? It is 2007 now, Nintendo are the ones without analog now because of the Wii 's "controllers" if you want to call them that. Let me bring you up to date. Playstation one? DEAD. Playstation 2? Near the end of its life. Playstation 3? just beginning its life. XBOX: DEAD. Xbox 360: Beginning its life. Nintendo DS: DEAD. Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

Got it? 2007 the year is now. XBOX and Playstation are king.

The joke flew WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY over your head

 

geez, are you that thick headed?

 

 

Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

You seem to be confusing that with the PS3

 

With the way things are going, there will be no PS4 and Nintendo is basically gonna continue wiping its ass with Benjamins

 

 

Nintendo DS: DEAD

 

LOf*ckINGL

 

 

the wii is just a Gamecube with a new controller.

 

Gee you think?

 

But it doesn't matter, as long as they pump out good games people will buy them and the console will sell. monocle.gif

 

and now this will somehow turn into a CURRENT gen fanboy war...

 

 

... Wait, is this some sort of nostalgia topic

 

It was SUPPOSED to be

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No Escape?

I have no f*cking clue how to hold the 64 controller. I always end up getting my thumb in an awkward position, and then I just keep obsessing about how weird it feels, until I just give up and play something else.

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I have no f*cking clue how to hold the 64 controller. I always end up getting my thumb in an awkward position, and then I just keep obsessing about how weird it feels, until I just give up and play something else.

The N64 controller is in fact, a strange controller.

 

It was hard for me to use the D-Pad, luckily, most games used the analog.

 

and what was with that cocaine building up inside the analog, or was that just me?

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The controller always starts to loosen and become unresponsive, but Nintendo always repared ours for free, until the rules changed but by then it was over.

 

 

I'd love a Wii smile.gif hey, my mum would love one, and she freaked out when my xbox controller rumbled in her hand.

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Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

You seem to be confusing that with the PS3

 

With the way things are going, there will be no PS4 and Nintendo is basically gonna continue wiping its ass with Benjamins[/color]

You're forgetting that the PS9 was already confirmed for 2078...

 

 

 

Honestly, the more companies in competition, the better. I love Nintendo, I like Sony, and Microsoft can lick my balls, but Bill Gates must be doing something right...Competition creates innovation. Where would we be without the World Wars? Console Wars? Star Wars sorry?

 

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I can see what you are getting at (and I admit that it is an intelligent argument for an issue as important as, to pick at random, Lindsay Lohan's drug use), E.A.B., but I don't see how you didn't expect it to turn into another console war.

 

f*ck celebrities and fanboys. It's an issue that doesn't need to be brought up.

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Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

You seem to be confusing that with the PS3

 

With the way things are going, there will be no PS4 and Nintendo is basically gonna continue wiping its ass with Benjamins[/color]

You're forgetting that the PS9 was already confirmed for 2078...

 

 

 

Honestly, the more companies in competition, the better. I love Nintendo, I like Sony, and Microsoft can lick my balls, but Bill Gates must be doing something right...Competition creates innovation. Where would we be without the World Wars? Console Wars? Star Wars sorry?

 

EDIT: Damn, the YouTube replay screen got a nice overhaul...all sexy like.

That's why I feel sorry the Dreamcast died in the way it did. (Murdered by Sony, but more likely EA)

 

It could've been worse.

 

 

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Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

You seem to be confusing that with the PS3

 

With the way things are going, there will be no PS4 and Nintendo is basically gonna continue wiping its ass with Benjamins[/color]

You're forgetting that the PS9 was already confirmed for 2078...

 

 

 

Honestly, the more companies in competition, the better. I love Nintendo, I like Sony, and Microsoft can lick my balls, but Bill Gates must be doing something right...Competition creates innovation. Where would we be without the World Wars? Console Wars? Star Wars sorry?

 

EDIT: Damn, the YouTube replay screen got a nice overhaul...all sexy like.

That's why I feel sorry the Dreamcast died in the way it did. (Murdered by Sony, but more likely EA)

 

It could've been worse.

 

 

If there was anyone that murdered the Dreamcast, it would be Sega.

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TheDude5000

lol my post is in ur 4um going ovur ur head

 

No seriously, stop being such a f*cking fanboy. I love N64, but this is pointless.

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Dreamcast rules!!! music.gif

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Yeah man, Playstation is dead.

 

64 bit graphics all the way. That James Bond game coming out for it looks like it could be quite fun.

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I almost cried reading the replies to this topic. For shame.

 

I loved the opening post though. NsixFour4lyf.

 

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i dislike all types of fanboys. They all suck in the same way to me.

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Hahah, great thread. Reminds me of when I got a playstation for christmas - all I wanted was an N64. And then came twisted metal, Final Fantasy Tactis, FFIV, etc. etc.

 

First of all, PS3 is f*cking jaw dropping whenever I play it.

 

Second of all, the Wii is the funnest thing I've played in years, save for

 

Thirdly, the DS is the funnest system I own.

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wii is on top, you gotta be a dumbass to neglect the fact that everyone and their grans want the lil' bugger

 

but thing is, I don't like the wii, I don't fancy the games, or the remote (I remember it being used as a sextoy)

 

so my choice would be: 360 or PS3

 

plz donate me a wii :c

 

but being as I like playing my PS2 and PS3 games in one console in minimum of 720p just so I can justify the reason for buying an HDTV so I can watch HD porn in 1080p using my PS3

 

so yeah, PS3 sell points for me: PS2 games, followed by HD porn, followed by PS3 games (MGS4,FF,GT,GTA4 - I don't give a sh*t about exclusivity as long as it's assured it comes out on a PS3 then "nyeh~nyeh~nyeh~nyeh~nyeeeh")

 

I want to play paper mario :c

 

and I don't like being called a retard, that's extremely offensive of you, I prefer being called a dumbass instead, sounds more manly icon14.gif

 

 

Nintendo DS: DEAD

 

LIES!!! mad.gif my charizard will kick your ass

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Are you still stuck in 1997?

That's a bloody good year to be stuck in, thanks very much.

 

True about the CD-I comment, man, that sucked.

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@he who said the DS was dead--

i like my gameboy color more anyway, never really got into the newer ones... why oh WHY do the 2000s suck so much? too much rap and emo kids.

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I feel sorry for Sony

 

Don't feel sorry for your opinions... your incorrect opinions. smile.gif

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I feel sorry for Sony

 

Don't feel sorry for your opinions... your incorrect opinions. smile.gif

Ugh, I remember when I used to want Nintendo to make a comeback. As if they're arrogant spewing isn't enough, now their fanboys are more annoying than ever. Before, they acted like sales didn't matter. You know, when MS and Sony demolished them in sales? I didn't give a sh*t about sales then either, and I still don't now. The N64 had some of the best games of all time, I don't care how well it sold. The Gamecube(and it launched with a bunch of greats, unlike the Wii). was pretty good too. But this gen, when it comes to actual games, motion sensing or not, they are much better on the 360 and PS3. I'd much rather enjoy Crackdown or Gears Of War than some lame mini-game crap, or former Gamecube games that were greedily delayed and released on the Wii. And guess what? I could if I wanted to, because I have a Wii.

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The Sega GameGear will come back to haunt all your asses!

 

Master P: "belide dat"

 

Snoop Dogg: "oh fo sho"

 

Papa Roach: "it cut my life to peices, the GameGear was my last resort"

 

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HOLY f*ckING sh*t.

 

So you think the PS is dead/sh*t/wank/rubbish/over. Well, that great. Go buy a ninty or w/e, coz i doubt many people actually give a sh*t about your fanboyism.

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You know, I never knew a kid with one of those yellow N64 controllers. It was all about those stupid clear purple ones.

 

Jerks.

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I still have a N64 sitting on top of my computer desk. It just stays there.

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You people buying that Playstation thing from Sony are retards. CD based system? FMV? Plays CD's too? Where have I seen this before....OH RIGHT, PHILLIPS CDI. Sony should learn from them and stick to the home appliance business. They'll come out with their weak sh*t, a few games will come out, and then it will die. Memory card? What the hell is that sh*t, I save directly to the cartridge. Their controller doesn't even have analog on it. Oh, and enjoy waiting 5 mintues for a level to load , I'll be playing my instant loading while you sit there like a dumbass.

 

Nintendo is a proven entity. Developers wont risk money putting sh*t out on some johnny come lately console. This generation is over, nintendo already won.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Are you still stuck in 1997? It is 2007 now, Nintendo are the ones without analog now because of the Wii 's "controllers" if you want to call them that. Let me bring you up to date. Playstation one? DEAD. Playstation 2? Near the end of its life. Playstation 3? just beginning its life. XBOX: DEAD. Xbox 360: Beginning its life. Nintendo DS: DEAD. Nintedo Wii: Lets just say there may be no more Nintedo's after this one.

 

Got it? 2007 the year is now. XBOX and Playstation are king.

The only reason the WII is being ontop of PS3 is because of the PS3 has innovative, REAL next gen. software. This all costs more money than your average want to be systems.

 

The WII is horrible, if you count the total amount of money the WII made and subtract from all the money Nintendo cost from their lawsuits (50,000 lawsuits because of controllers going loose into TV's and sh*t) they are below Sony and Microsoft.

 

Now. The Xbox really, was only made because the PS2 came out and Microsoft needed an extra buck. They heard the PS3 was coming out and they rushed the 360 and thinking they could be better than the PS3 (Graphics and sh*t), well no. Sony is mor advanced than both WII and 360.

 

Really if you guys who own WII's like 2002 graphics than keep your WII, I don't like blocky graphics nor do I like mario. Nintendo has been around longer than Sony and the xbox, why is nintendo still making sh*tty graphicized games? Kids like the WII because it says nintendo and it matches their DS that they play pokemon on. The 360, well it's better than the WII, hell the PS2 is better than the WII. The Xbox series, just tried to compete with the PS3 and rushed their sh*t and tried to compete with sony. They failed against the PS2

 

Wrap up

 

If the PS3 was cheaper than it is (Never will be because of it's great technology advances) you'd all be gaming on a PS3, not a WII or a 360. Trust me.

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