Quantcast
Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
    1. Welcome to GTAForums!   (85,248 visits to this link)

    2. News

    1. GTA Online

      1. Find Lobbies & Players
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Vehicles
      4. Content Creator
      5. Help & Support
    2. Crews

      1. Events
      2. Recruitment
    1. Grand Theft Auto Series

    2. GTA Next

    3. GTA V

      1. PC
      2. Guides & Strategies
      3. Help & Support
    4. GTA IV

      1. Episodes from Liberty City
      2. Multiplayer
      3. Guides & Strategies
      4. Help & Support
      5. GTA Mods
    5. GTA Chinatown Wars

    6. GTA Vice City Stories

    7. GTA Liberty City Stories

    8. GTA San Andreas

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    9. GTA Vice City

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    10. GTA III

      1. Guides & Strategies
      2. Help & Support
      3. GTA Mods
    11. Top Down Games

      1. GTA Advance
      2. GTA 2
      3. GTA
    12. Wiki

      1. Merchandising
    1. GTA Modding

      1. GTA V
      2. GTA IV
      3. GTA III, VC & SA
      4. Tutorials
    2. Mod Showroom

      1. Scripts & Plugins
      2. Maps
      3. Total Conversions
      4. Vehicles
      5. Textures
      6. Characters
      7. Tools
      8. Other
      9. Workshop
    3. Featured Mods

      1. DYOM
      2. OpenIV
      3. GTA: Underground
      4. GTA: Liberty City
      5. GTA: State of Liberty
    1. Red Dead Redemption 2

    2. Red Dead Redemption

    3. Rockstar Games

    1. Off-Topic

      1. General Chat
      2. Gaming
      3. Technology
      4. Programming
      5. Movies & TV
      6. Music
      7. Sports
      8. Vehicles
    2. Expression

      1. Graphics / Visual Arts
      2. GFX Requests & Tutorials
      3. Writers' Discussion
      4. Debates & Discussion
    1. Forum Support

    2. Site Suggestions

MotjoBoss

funny things Peds can say

Recommended Posts

KillerKabel
peds should dance in the street and sing 'abc easy as 123'

justice for life biggrin.gif

 

they should bring back that guy with the red jacket from gta2 back who used to say

"gimme your wallet"

or"gimme your watch" and used to chase you

 

and the green shirted guy who jacked cars

Yea, he was the main reason why I kept playing...

 

Trying to record the GIMME YOUR WALLET thingy, onto my cell...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Typhus

"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives"

 

"Another? J-j-*hic* one for the road"

 

"My Sunday best is a hat and imagination"

 

"Careful! Dick Cheney may miss again"

 

"Don't make me angry, my shrink would have a fit"

 

"Serial Killer? Me"

 

"PIT? Oh yeah, I remember those retarded monkeys"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
ceedot
-Only 3 month left and PTM* will be out! Oh, I can't wait!

-Don't you know about it? PTM is delayed..

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

 

 

*Pogo the monkey smile.gif

lol that's a good one.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
KillerKabel

*Laughs at ceedots sig*

 

"Can anyone show me where Compton is?"

"Sure, right down failure street, failureville, Failhatten"

 

..It's early...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
MISTO

-Hey, listen to this...

-Shet the f*ck off.

-up

-What?

-It's "shut the f*ck up", not "shet the f*ck off" because the meaning...

-yeah yeah yeah yeah, whatever.

-listening to what each other says is important, that's how...

-SHET THE f*ck OFF

-up.

-...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Darrel

*Fat hooker* "Hay baby, i know you want some of this. If ya tip me good, next time you get a discount.

Edited by Darrel

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
GTAfan89

Hot girl: I like macadamien nuts...

 

Male ped: I'm macadamien!

 

lol, I made that up awhile ago.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Azzerwazzer

colgate.gif Ha! i like the soviet russian ones!

 

imagine a ped listning to their "iped" at the bustop and you catch them doing the funky chicken dance.

 

they could also have a bunch of jack-thompson look alikes around LC that always shoot everyone in range.

 

or you could have ped couples romanticly sitting on benches and you can overhere their conversation.

 

Man ped: y'no theres a party tonight cool.gif

Woman ped: where?! mercie_blink.gif

Man ped: in your mouth, an i'm cumming! sly.gif

 

idk really stupid varied stuff. turn.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×

Important Information

By using GTAForums.com, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.