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MotjoBoss

funny things Peds can say

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MotjoBoss

Sometimes when I play GTA I just put my character in a vibrant place where lots of peds come and I just listen to what they have to say...

Can someone come up with some new lines for the pedestrians to say so I can laugh my gut out again!? biggrin.gif

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2klandr

"Hey Man, I took my girl to 'Die Koch Diamond's' - and the clerk really did cool my bitch down!"

 

sad.gif - can't think of any good ones atm

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soleil

A ped should feel up Niko and ask him, "How much?"

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MIKEY GTA

The pedestrians could say stupid sh*t like " Work yea i tried that once, worst 7 minutes of my life." you get the idea But i also want them to have proper conversations and talk about relevant things not just say random bullsh*t.

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monamonkey

 

breadfish_by_Moto.gif i want people that look ruff to offer you drugs or be really threatening

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Seriously

"Used tampones are what vampires use to make tea".

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ThePond

"My sister's my mother!"

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Seriously
"My sister's my mother!"

Wow! How did you come up with that? I'm rofpmplmaool as I write.

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cars358

peds should dance in the street and sing 'abc easy as 123'

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Pl<>r3x

"look , bigfoot"

"lol,steak"

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Exkabewbikadid

The other topic didn't go over so well, but I'll leave this be untill it goes astray...

 

 

On topic: Hopefully we'll see peds saying things in relation to their situations more often.. A couple of examples:

 

- A ped is chasing after a bus, misses it, and says, "Son of a Bitch!", "Damn the luck!", etc.

 

- A ped trying to flag down a taxi, "When will one of these yellow bastards stop?".

 

- A ped drops something, "Cluckin' Bell is some greasy sh*t", "It almost looks like I meant to do that".

 

 

I'd also like to see more "real" convos transpire, perhaps in light of some event that has happened in the city, for example.

 

And just for old nostalgia... "Bite me twice!"

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A.M.G
The other topic didn't go over so well, but I'll leave this be untill it goes astray...

 

 

On topic: Hopefully we'll see peds saying things in relation to their situations more often.. A couple of examples:

 

- A ped is chasing after a bus, misses it, and says, "Son of a Bitch!", "Damn the luck!", etc.

 

- A ped trying to flag down a taxi, "When will one of these yellow bastards stop?".

 

- A ped drops something, "Cluckin' Bell is some greasy sh*t", "It almost looks like I meant to do that".

 

 

I'd also like to see more "real" convos transpire, perhaps in light of some event that has happened in the city, for example.

 

And just for old nostalgia... "Bite me twice!"

lol at the taxi one.

 

I used to have good ones but now I can't remember any. San Andreas had a couple good ones.

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soleil

For nostalgia they should have what drivers said to you in GTA II when you were in front of their car: "Jerk off!"

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Civkiller

if there was some roadkill on the road, a hick ped could say "look ma, there's dinner" (and i know there's no country side or anything but they could just be visitors of relatives or something like in national lampoon's christmas or vegas vacation)

 

actually that can also go towards the hobos of new york...

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¤FireStyle¤

Crazy bum says..."Cluckin Bell..Burger shot...it's all one big conspiracy I tells ya !!!"

 

Ped gets robbed..."..man and I thought life in los santos was hard !!"

 

Ped1 - "Did you hear the rumours about the hairy creature that appears in the park at night ?"

Ped2 - "..oh yea I heard about that..I think they called it big head, or big hand or something like that !"

Ped1 - "I heard he ate 5 kids the other day"

Ped2 - "..No !"

Ped1 - "Uh huh it's true !"

 

you come across a ped getting beat up in an ally and one thug says "...Mr. Verectti likes his payments on time !!!"

 

Crazy bum says..."...the ring. The ring is all that stands between me and ultimate power !!!"

 

Ped..."...Aw man you would not believe what the crazy stuff that happened at bingo night last week !!!"

 

Ped puffs a joint then slowly stairs at it and says ..."..it's true its true...cluckin bell and burger shot are up to something...and it's up to me to save liberity city !!!"

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topdogkiller

construction workers should sing YMCA.

oh and "I'am my own grandpa"

also "I'll suck your dick for spank"

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xNewtype Acex

russian ped getting carjacked: "In soviet russia, car steals YOU!!!"

 

Russian peds:

 

"In Soviet Russia, google finds YOU!!"

 

"In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!"

 

"In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!"

 

Found this on uncyclopedia:

 

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

In Soviet Russia

Poem writes YOU!!

Edited by xNewtype Acex

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GTA3Rockstar

When there's a puddle of water on the street and someone gets splashed - "What the f*ck was that sh*t you f*ckin' asshole" Picks up a rock a throws it at the car! haha

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Snake Without a Tongue

 

"In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!"

 

That one is a must.

 

And standing in line for toilet paper. Really really bad immigrant jokes.

 

Since terrorism is going to be an issue how about:

 

"If I don't supersize my Burger Shot Beef Tower then the terrorists win."

 

 

Or something to that effect.

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soleil

"In Soviet Russia, country dies for you!"

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xNewtype Acex

Two peds talking:

 

Male Ped: "Id like to put my snakes on your plane"

 

Female Ped: "only if you bring your anaconda"

 

Lol, saw Snakes on a Plane last night. cool.gif

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soleil
Two peds talking:

 

Male Ped: "Id like to put my snakes on your plane"

 

Female Ped: "only if you bring your anaconda"

 

Lol, saw Snakes on a Plane last night. cool.gif

boooooooo

 

How about this: a ped bumps into you and says "Watch where I'm going!"

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Dee T

sum random crackhead comes to u n says

"how much ? "

 

n u can answer

 

Y: "Im not a drug dealer my friend"

 

or N: "Get the f*ck outta here crackhead"

 

haha

 

or when ur in a poor hood

 

sum1 says "what tha f*ck u doin here cracker?"

 

n u can answer Y: "you so rude my friend..."

 

or N: "You have 3 seconds to run away before I kill you"

 

lol.gif

 

 

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soleil

How about a ped that walks to you and says, "Did you hear the one about a priest and Raquel Welch on a boat? They start talking, and yada yada yada, 'Those aren't buoys!'"

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MotjoBoss

Man... this is so funny! biggrin.gif

 

But I agree, the peds need to interact more with there environment like

When they order food; "Now give me a burger you F*ckface!"

When a copcar is passing by with te sirens on; "Oh oh, my mother shot somebody again"

When they walk thrue some pigeons they try to kick them and say; "damn you, flying rats!"

 

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Hart

if you try mug a ped they say: no not the sex, anything but the sex!

 

^ edited: 2 years later.., what was I thinking.

Edited by Hart

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geomy

Some random references to the old Liberty City would be cool.

 

"It's amazing how big the city got in only a few years..."

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Dee T

how about if they can talk while in a car ?

 

so if you are close to sum1 that is in a car

 

sum black random guy says "dont try to jack me fool"

 

or white intelligent guy "Ill call cops"

 

--

 

or they can fool other games again lol.gif

 

like sum random bum says "My dream is to go just like for 2 days to vegas , but it wont happen"

 

lol.gif

 

or they can fool famous ppl like 50 cent cuz he wasnt on Sa .

 

like sum random rappers talks n 1 of em says "half dollar is wack ma nigga plus hes snitch"

 

 

 

 

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mac915

The only way this could work is if R* has it where you show damage after being injured(blood stains ala Scarface).

 

Niko walks by ped with blood on his clothes

 

Ped(in best English accent while pointing at Niko):You got red on you.

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Hmmm nice bike

Random quotes:

"I could have sworn this city was only three islands!"

 

"My sister is my brother's mother."

 

"R.O.F.L.M.A.O."

 

"STEEAAK!!!"

 

"They're worrying about violent video games?!?!"

 

After bumping into a ped:

"No soup for you!"

 

"WARDOGS! He's- oh yeah, I'm not with them anymore!"

 

*ped begins crying*

 

"Don't make be shove my night-stick up your ass" - Cop

 

Aiming at a ped:

"C'mon man, I have a pet rock!"

 

"Hey, I'll give ya' $500 if you look down the barrel and pull the trigger!"

 

After seeing a dead ped:

"What a n00b. He would never survive" - in a nerdy voice

 

"He ain't gonna need no band-aid" - redneck accent

 

"This is a joke right? Alright, where are the cameras?"

 

"Aww, f*ck! This guy owes me two bucks!"

 

"Damn! Nothing in his wallet!"

 

rampage_ani.gif Claude94 rampage_ani.gif

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