Gta: a Babie's Tale

[Maddok]

Hi and welcome to my story...Oops I forgot its not my story, It's EVERYONES story. This is something for everyone to join in where you can make up your own story of babys from the GTA series. Heres are some rules.

 

MUST READ THE RULES.

 

1. It's simple they have to be related to the any GTA Series, not just one.

 

2. When you write a story it has to be a short storie NO chapters no part 1 or 2 either.

 

3. These babie's have to be the main characters or other characters from any gta series.

 

4. If you criticize someones short story dont be too hard on them, just tell them their mistakes.

 

5. Since this story compilation is based on babies, the babies will be talking, but in baby talk, not goo goo and gah gah, they have to speak english, but in baby talk though.

 

6. If you decide to put curse words in your short storie, make them sound like a baby would say it like Moother flacker (mother f*cker), Butch (bitch), ash (ass), ashbole (asshole), and so on. make it sound like baby talk.

 

7. There can't be any kind of lethal weapon in these kind of stories, remember they're BABIES. If it will be a weapon it will be a plastic toy.

 

8. If they fight its sissy baby slap fighting, shin kicking, or a simple push.

 

9. Since it is tales of babies the setting will be either in a daycare center or their house.

 

10. No smileys put into the story. if you put in smileys they better be in authors comments nowhere else.

 

11. When telling a story you can choose to put in ALL the characters from the GTA series in one story.

 

12. When telling a story the ages have to be between 5 months to 3 years old.

 

13. No blood and gore in the stories.

 

14. Whatever else you can choose to put in YOUR story they cannot break the rules.

 

15. If you choose to put food and drinks in your stories they have to be baby food and baby bottles.

 

16. Last, There is a difference between adults and babies when they speak. When the babie's say something towards an adult the adult wont understand a thing what they say. But the Babie's will understand most of what the adults say ok?

 

All the Rules apply dont break them. And heres my story.

 

 

 

Grand Theft Auto: a Babies Tale

 

 

 

Chocolate Milk Controversy

 

Arriving at the Day Care center Beverly Johnson takes young CJ 1 1/2 years old, Sweet 2 1/2 yes old and Kendl 1 year old to the Day Care center.

 

Beverly: Take care of my Children ok?

 

Day Care attendant: Your children are in good hands ma'm.

 

Beverly: Kids go have fun and make some friends.

 

CJ: C'mon guys lets go play.

 

Sweet: Yeah.

 

CJ, Sweet, and Kendl ran towards the toys and play mats with the other children, until CJ's mother called to him.

 

Beverly: CJ, come here my boy.

 

Beverly leaned down to CJ's level and gave him some chocolate milk in his bottle.

 

Beverly: Here you go I forgot to give you before we left.

 

CJ that was very VERY happy grabbed it from her hands and started drinking it on the spot. Beverly left the Day care center, and now its CJ his chocolate milk, and the rest of the children in the day care center. He approached everyone...

 

Sweet: Hey, where you get that? gimme it!!

 

CJ: NO its MINE!!! MIIIINE!!!!!

 

Sweet tried to take away CJ's chocolate milk but failed. Sweet let go and CJ fell back, also making him drop his chocolate milk. This other child grabbed it and started to run away.

 

CJ: Hey, thats mine!

 

Baby: No mine.

 

CJ got up quickly and ran towards the baby that stole his bottle. after a couple of minutes CJ caught up and took it away.

 

Baby: WAAAAAHHHH HAAAA HAAA HAAA, MIIIIINE!!!

 

Day Care attendant: Claude, claude no thats the other babies Bottle not yours.

 

Claude [says to self]: I wanted that bottle.

 

With the bottle half empty CJ sets it down and went to go play with some toys.

 

another little baby snuck up and took CJ's bottle away.

 

CJ: Hey, mine!!!

 

CJ caught up and took it back.

 

Baby: No it's mine moother flacker!

 

CJ: what that you say?

 

Baby: I learned it from my mommy and daddy, my name is lance.

 

CJ: this is my milk not yours.

 

Lance: flack you than.

 

After that all the other babie's saw that CJ had chocolate milk and they all wanted it. They all walked, and crawled towards CJ wanting his chocolate milk. But CJ didn't want them to get his milk so CJ grab the nearest rattle and waved it around at the other babies.

 

CJ: Go way, its MINE! MIIIINE!!!

 

CJ Threw the rattle at one of the babies and ran away, the baby cried and crawled away. The Day Care attendant came and picked up CJ.

 

Day Care Attendant: Carl, no thats a bad baby, you do not throw your toy at another baby thats bad.

 

The Day Care Attendant took CJ in time out, which is inside a crib where the other babies cant get to him or his chocolate milk.

 

CJ: HA, mine.

 

Then he drank the rest of his chocolate milk.

 

 

 

 

 

Well Thats my story now I want everyone else to write their own Babie's Tale.

[speekers]

Kind of odd, but I like the idea!

 

One day, a plump old woman stepped into Los Santos, Local Baby Hospital. She set her also plump baby onto a table with a rough sheet. A docter entered and handed him a coloring pad and crayons.

 

Doctor: "How old?"

Mother: "2 years, and one day."

Doctor: "When did his symptoms start?"

Mother: "When my ex-husband and I, broke up."

Doctor: "I've seen this happen but not to babies!"

Mother: "He pushes me and sometimes, I think he swears!"

Doctor: "I'll check on him, go wait outside, Ms. Harris.

 

Ms. Harris walks outside and the doctor heads over to the baby.

Doctor: "What's your name little one?"

Baby: "Melvwin. But my fweinds call me Big Shmoke! So remembo dat!"

The doctor chuckled and took out a thermomater.

Big Smoke baby: "What the fug is that?"

Doctor: "I'm going to check how you feel!"

Big Smoke baby: "I don't like that idea!"

He gently slapped her and jumped off the table. He ran outside into his mothers arms.

Big Smoke baby: "She twyed to hurt me..."

Ms. Harris: "I knew we shouldn't have grown up in Los Santos, San Andreas."

"C'mon, Melvin. Let's go home."

[jake whitehead]

hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

speakers that was pure genious, the idea of baby smoke, hahahahahahah, well done mate.

[Eminence]

Okay, now that's just plain stupid.

 

What is this, GTA: Rugrats?

[Maddok]

 

Okay, now that's just plain stupid.

 

What is this, GTA: Rugrats? 

Something like that yeah, if you dont like it then dont read any of these stories and go on. I know its kinda odd but I wanted to get creative. C'mon just give it a chance.

Edited May 28, 2007 by Maddok