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(Trase goes over to his dad, who is reading the newspaper)

Trase: Dad? I noticed you looked a lot like Niko Bellic in GTA4?

Dad: Yes, Yes. Coincidence i suppose.

Trase: Yeah thats funny, because on the answering machine there was a message from Dan Houser, (in an angry voice) concerning GTA4 angry.gif

Dad: (sweating and is nervous) Don't be silly son, its probably just a prank call or something.

Trase: He asked for your name, and he needs to finish the character models off you, and he needs to go over all the features with you.

Dad: (nervously) um, im telling you i don't know what your talking about.

Trase: (Grabs a knife) Dad? Do you work for Rockstar.

Dad: (fidgeting) No.

Trase: Give me some info dad. Give me the beta.

Dad: I can't do it Trase, i just can't!!!

Trase: Dad!!

Dad: Ok!!!

(Trase gets the beta and plays it. Lucky bastard)

Oh god i remember that biggrin.gif

 

and TRASE did you realize that theres another new topic about someone's father looking like Niko Bellic?

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Seriosly, i need to get a thingy under my nickname, like Jordan, a medal or somthing smile.gif

For what ?

 

I´m sorry but yeah, your dad looked like Niko, but that was an year ago, Niko has changed now. turn.gif

I belive that NIKO in the start of the game will look like old niko, becouse we can see him ewen in latest trailers

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My father's my sister

You should not be allowed to play the games at age 15.

And what's with the rise of balkan people on here?

Im 15, Why the hell shouldnt I play GTA? I have done for years confused.gif If people around my age didnt play these games GTA wouldnt have survived as long as it has.

 

 

Also, Ukraine is not in the balkans.

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  • 4 weeks later...
Stop saying that 15 year old shouldn't be playing GTA!! If they live in Australia they are the legal age to play it. I was never allowed to play past GTA games, but now that I am 15, my mum doesn't really care what I play/watch anymore, as long as it isn't R.

Totally agreed.

 

Plus, most 15 year old that AREN'T on this forum, are more mature than the 25 year olds who ARE on this forum.

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i just mentionet that:  mercie_blink.gif  mercie_blink.gif  mercie_blink.gif

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my father looks just like Nico bellik!  cool.gif    Thanks rahkstar2.gif ! for making my dad a character in GTA IV!    but his name is Dima and last name not bellic. but my name is Roma . many people have clones in the world, and clone of my dad is Nico  Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif 

NO PHOTOSHOP!

ß äóìàþ òû òàì íà óêðàèíå åùî íå çàáûë ðóññêèé!

ïðèâåò èç ðîññèé!(åñëè çàáûë ïóñòè ïàïó çà êîìï!)

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i just mentionet that:  mercie_blink.gif  mercie_blink.gif  mercie_blink.gif

user posted image

my father looks just like Nico bellik!  cool.gif    Thanks rahkstar2.gif ! for making my dad a character in GTA IV!    but his name is Dima and last name not bellic. but my name is Roma . many people have clones in the world, and clone of my dad is Nico  Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif 

NO PHOTOSHOP!

ß äóìàþ òû òàì íà óêðàèíå åùî íå çàáûë ðóññêèé!

ïðèâåò èç ðîññèé!(åñëè çàáûë ïóñòè ïàïó çà êîìï!)

è òåáå ïðèâåò smile.gif

 

djpeezee

 

YES! ph34r.gifsly.gif

 

and, yes he is a good driver, we used to go outside the city to a "somthing like a poor racetrack" or "gigant flat 300x300 meters concrette (forgot the word)"

 

and take the hell of out his car cool.gif

 

ps. HOL f*ckING sh*t! THIS THREAD IS SOO ALIVE!

 

 

 

This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Gtaforums,

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

..................

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you'll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Saints Ro-ow...

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway the Gta IV is great.

It's so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I'm not you

i've experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

 

 

and believe me I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

i feel fantastic and I'm still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

 

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i just mentionet that: mercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gifmercie_blink.gif

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my father looks just like Nico bellik! cool.gif Thanks rahkstar2.gif ! for making my dad a character in GTA IV! but his name is Dima and last name not bellic. but my name is Roma . many people have clones in the world, and clone of my dad is Nico Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

NO PHOTOSHOP!

Your dad would get the boaby

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