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AndyGanteks

my top 3 :

 

1.

Dont blame me ,blame society
(CJ after he mows couple of people on the street)

2.

Go shower with the guys
(Tommy Vercetti ater a ped runs onto him)

3.

'bin saving for a rainy day
(Lance answers Tommy a question about where he got some weapons)

 

yours??

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SIP YEK NOD

saints row, the only 3 times the charachter talked in the game were gold:

 

 

Johnny Gat: [in an elevator, looking for Tanya] I'm gonna skull-f*ck that bitch.

Main Character: [pause] Hope you don't mind hepatitis

 

 

Dex: [looking at Luz's bag] What's in there? Guns? Money? Some uncut sh*t?

[looks in bag]

Dex: Shoes?

Luz: Actually, they're this season's new...

Main Character: Bullsh*t! That's last years Fall collection!

Luz: No! That's not t-

[Main Character points gun at her]

Dex: Let it go man.

 

 

Julius: That sounded like one hell of an explosion. You okay?

Main Character: [pause] I got run over by a motherf*ckin truck. What you think?

Julius: Oh, don't be a bitch.

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Further to add to Saint's Row...

 

**Julius is driving the car as Main Character shoots, the car crashes and the Main Character goes flying out the car, Julius stops the car next to the Main Character**

 

Julius: Damn n*****, you should wear seatbelts.

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Oh god there are so many I couldnt be bothered to type them all downbut the most recent one that come to mind was from Gears of War..very good line:

 

Dominic Santiago: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?

Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind.

Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

 

and...

 

When Marcus and Baird are arguing and Dom says: "Like Two Assholes On Their First Date!".

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Dominic Santiago: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?

Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind.

Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

That was a quality moment in Gears of War. inlove.gif

 

Ther ehave been sh*t load sof funny quotes from game but i can't f*cking think of any. blush.gif I may edit later if i can think of them.

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I give you the winner.

 

Duke Nukem bitches.

 

 

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"

 

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."

 

 

"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride"

 

 

"All aboard the Midtown Express...TO HELL!"

 

 

"Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!"

 

 

"I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire..."

 

 

"Sir Duke kicketh much ass."

 

 

"Your ass is grass, and I've got the weedwacker."

 

 

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Hayden Stasven
I give you the winner.

 

Duke Nukem bitches.

 

 

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference"

 

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."

 

 

"Damn! Those alien bastards are gonna pay for ruining my ride"

 

 

"All aboard the Midtown Express...TO HELL!"

 

 

"Guess again, freakshow. Duke's coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot!"

 

 

"I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire..."

 

 

"Sir Duke kicketh much ass."

 

 

"Your ass is grass, and I've got the weedwacker."

When I saw this topic the first thing that came to my mind was Duke Nukem for the N64. tounge.gif

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Max Payne

 

Frankie Niagara: Pleased to meet ya. I'm Frankie "the Bat" Niagara.

Max Payne: "Niagara," as in you cry a lot?

Max Payne: [narrating] He had a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do.

 

Max Payne II

 

Assassin: [Max is trapped in a hospital room with an assassin outside the door. Max escapes through the door knocking the assassin over] You're gonna get it now Payne! How stupid can you get? You were safe in there you stupid f*ck. I'm coming for you!

 

Syphon Filter 2

 

Lyle Stevens: The problem, Mara, is that you are mistaking me for some stupid eurotrash terrorist who actually cares what you think.

 

Final Fantasy 7

 

Barret Wallace: We gotta get to the town up there... Mebbe we could climb the tower?

Priscilla: No! No! There's a high voltage current running underneath the tower. Don't wander near it, it's dangerous! But... you might be able to if Mr. Dolphin helps you. Follow me!

Tifa Lockheart: High voltage tower... I guess this means Cloud'll be all right.

Aeris: Yeah, better leave it to Cloud!

Red XIII: We're counting on you, Cloud!

Cloud Strife: Hey! Wait a second!

 

Man: Yeah some Shinra empolyees came around offering a million gil for something called "keystone"? I asked how much they would pay for just any old rock just laying around here and they knocked me upside my damn head!

 

Super Mario RPG

 

Axem Yellow: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Yellow: I'm hungry!

Axem Red: Bite your tongue!

Axem Pink: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Pink: My makeup is running!

Axem Red: Use a different brand!

Axem Green: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Green: I've got a headache!

Axem Red: You're way out of shape!

Axem Black: Yo, Red!

Axem Red: What?

Axem Black: My shades broke!

Axem Red: Serves you right!

 

Resident Evil

 

Barry Burton: Here, take this lockpick. I'm sure that you, the master of unlocking, will make use of it. icon14.gif

 

Red Faction

 

Hendrix: Hurry, Parker. The miners are at the shuttle.

Hendrix: [shuttle takes off without you] There they go. If only you'd been faster...

Hendrix: [then, the shuttle gets shot by AA battery] Maybe being slow isn't such a bad thing.

 

Donkey Kong Country 2

 

Kremkoin toll guard: Hold it right there ya cheeky ape, it's 15 krem koins to pass or it's the bottom of LockJaws locker for ye...

 

Battlefield: VietNam

 

Radio Guy (calm voice): we're taking all kinds of casulties, over.

 

Radio Guy (excited): WE'RE BEING BUTCHERED OUT THERE FALL BACK!!!!!!

 

Postal 2

 

The Postal Dude: I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.

 

The Postal Dude: The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine.

 

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Hmmm nice bike

Some of my favorite quotes are from GTA or Manhunt

 

GTA:

 

Fat man got a gun, bitch!

CJ, San Andreas

 

Pilot 1

Were gonna kill you!

Pilot 2

You can't say that, it's not in the book!

Police chopper pilots from GTA 3

 

 

My mother's my sister

Ped from GTA 3

 

Manhunt:

 

 

I can't see sh*t through these goggles. Why are we wearing these things, anyway?

 

 

It's just a game man, don't put yourself through this sh*t

 

These arent my shoes! I want my shoes!

 

There's the guy that took my shoes! You shoe theivin' bastard!

 

Oobah!

 

You ruggley, scruggly, kruglelly, withcety man!

 

PARTY POOPER!

 

This party will be a disaster!!

 

Fug tear him new assh*le!

 

Piggsy Tired ***SNORT*** Piggsy go home and sleep!

 

You never come out of Carcer alive!

 

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Most of these are from Oblivion.

 

"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death"

 

"You move like a pregnant cow"

 

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

 

 

And almost anything coming out of

sheograth's crazy ass mouth in Shivering Isles.

 

"Hmm, brain pie. Care to donate?"

 

"I dug a hole once and filled it with clouds, or what it clowns? It doesn't matter, it didn't slow 'em

down. To be honest, it wasn't the best of ideas. The hole begun to smell terribly! Ah must have

been clowns! Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter! And tears..."

 

 

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one.

That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True? You've run a maze like

a good little rat, but no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little."

 

 

 

 

 

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They're not toys! They're just smaller!

 

 

 

We´ve lost a transmitter!

 

 

 

Only two more transmitters!

 

 

 

Protect the transmitters Carl!

 

 

 

I need those transmitters!

 

 

 

He's going for the last transmitter!

 

 

 

I thought you said you could shoot Carl!

 

 

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Some of my faves are from Resident Evil 4:

 

 

 

Luis Sera: [checking out Ashley's figure] Well, I see that the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics too!

 

 

Ramon Salazar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.

Leon S. Kennedy: Your right hand comes off?

 

 

Osmund Saddler: Ah! I have an idea! Since you're here, why don't I introduce you to 'It'? 'It' should keep you busy.

Leon S. Kennedy: Can't remember the name huh? A senior moment perhaps?

 

 

 

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AndyGanteks

here's another priceless quote from Bully

 

 

Dont worry Jimmy,it'll come(cum)

Art teacher to Jimmy after he fails a class ... inlove.gif

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Well, my cousin (who we rented out our finished basement to) has a 360 with live, whereas i dont, so i've had to play SI on his XBOX as a level 27 fighter khajiit whereas i was a level 23-ish Mage breton...

all i have to say is--

 

SA-WEEEEEET-ROOOLLLL!!!

 

and another favorite quote of mine...

 

 

We are not lose yet! we never lose next!

(i think that's how it goes.)

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Duke Nukem 3D

 

 

What are you waiting for? Christmas?

 

Groovy!

 

I'll rip your head off and sh*t down your neck!

 

Hail to the King, Baby!

 

Ahhhh... much better!

 

GTA 3

 

 

...

 

AK: It's my handsome handyman! Maria's all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.

M: Who's that? Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee! OK?

 

GTA VC

 

 

This is the last dance for Lance Vance.

 

What did I do wrong in a past life?

 

I did your wife, you poor bastard.

 

Remember the name! Tommy Vercetti!

 

MC: Will you be working for for my father?

TV: Maybe.

MC: Do you mind me resting my hand on your lap?

TV: ... Maybe.

 

UR: Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you Cuban. You have proved yourself, man. You got big cojones.

TV: Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail.

 

A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. "Knife After Dark". Rated "R", for "Retarded".

 

Diablo II

 

 

Not even death can save you from me.

 

I'm gonna party like it's 999!
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AndyGanteks
Duke Nukem 3D

 

 

 

Hail to the King, Baby!

 

Ahhhh... much better!

 

GTA 3

 

 

...

 

AK: It's my handsome handyman! Maria's all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.

M: Who's that? Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee! OK?

 

GTA VC

 

 

This is the last dance for Lance Vance.

 

What did I do wrong in a past life?

 

I did your wife, you poor bastard.

 

Remember the name! Tommy Vercetti!

 

MC: Will you be working for for my father?

TV: Maybe.

MC: Do you mind me resting my hand on your lap?

TV: ... Maybe.

 

UR: Anyway, I wanted to tell you, me and Papi, to us, you Cuban. You have proved yourself, man. You got big cojones.

TV: Well thank you, Umberto. Nobody's said that to me since I left jail.

 

A deadly curse. A deranged killer. A small town in tears. "Knife After Dark". Rated "R", for "Retarded".

 

Diablo II

 

 

Not even death can save you from me.

 

I'm gonna party like it's 999!

 

Hail to the King, Baby!

 

this was also in twisted Metal

 

 

AK: It's my handsome handyman! Maria's all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.

M: Who's that? Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee! OK?

 

I remember this one.Nice.Make me want to play GTA III again.

 

I also like this one from Yakuza 1.

 

 

Nah,i got a cell

KAzuama to Shinji after he asks does he need to call him at bar,he answers he has a cell.The way he says it is so sexy to me inlove.gif

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