The Official Forum Stoners 4.20

[Mauritania]

Damn, I look at sgit I posted earlier and laugh because I barely remember it.

 

 

Good times.

Lucky, I'm drug free america now so I can't do anything, I miss it but it was for the better. Most of my best moments in life were "above" the influence.

[Dr Doidberg]

when i started working at wendys on thursday i started selling weed to ppl at work by friday! lol lots of people there smoke and want weed. i got no money until i get paid not this fri, but next friday. then i can pay my bills and make my grow cabinet. can i ventilate the small cabinet with computer fans and filters into my room? i dont want it to smell whatsoever bc its in my room. i cant wait. and later on i got big plans.

 

well im trying to find another job, tomorrow im going to hand out resumes again, get the hell out of wendys i f*ckin hate it.

[asimov]

I was driving to a headshop about 20 mins from my house yesterday with 2 of my mates. We were planning on having a chop, having a look around in said headshop (joint venture) then probably going and buying the new Harry potter book.

 

Anyway, my mate A was in the back he had just made the bong and was busily chopping up the weed. I am doing about 70k's down a hill when all of a sudden this girl in front of me tries to pull across the T junction to quickly park. Needless top say she was too late, I slam my brakes on, skid about 15 meters meanwhile she puts HER brakes on, stopping sideways in the middle of the road in front of me. I manage to turn a little to the right to avoid slamming into the front of her car and hit the back.

 

Great, now my car is f*cked and I can't get to work in the mornings. Luckily we managed to hide everything incriminating, even with about 15 people milling around our cars. I’m not insured, thank f*ck she is and the crash wasn’t my fault though. I am getting a rental car for the next few weeks for free and both cars were written off. (My car was only worth about 2.5K, hers was a sh*tbox and worth about 1K…)

 

[Statutory Ray]

I was driving to a headshop about 20 mins from my house yesterday with 2 of my mates. We were planning on having a chop, having a look around in said headshop (joint venture) then probably going and buying the new Harry potter book.

 

Anyway, my mate A was in the back he had just made the bong and was busily chopping up the weed. I am doing about 70k's down a hill when all of a sudden this girl in front of me tries to pull across the T junction to quickly park. Needless top say she was too late, I slam my brakes on, skid about 15 meters meanwhile she puts HER brakes on, stopping sideways in the middle of the road in front of me. I manage to turn a little to the right to avoid slamming into the front of her car and hit the back.

 

Great, now my car is f*cked and I can't get to work in the mornings. Luckily we managed to hide everything incriminating, even with about 15 people milling around our cars. I’m not insured, thank f*ck she is and the crash wasn’t my fault though. I am getting a rental car for the next few weeks for free and both cars were written off. (My car was only worth about 2.5K, hers was a sh*tbox and worth about 1K…)

You see if you had gotten stoned before driving, you'd have been going slow enough to avoid this altogether.

 

Important life lesson.

[a_fool_from_edinburgh]

 

You see if you had gotten stoned before driving, you'd have been going slow enough to avoid this altogether.

 

Important life lesson.

Here Here! I remeber driving to Stonhenge once blazing it up the whole way. Doing what felt like a really fast 45-50mph on the motorway. (speed limit is 70). Then I realised folk towing caravans and big multi wheeler trucks were overtaking me

All while my friend was holding a bong to my mouth so i could drive at the same time...

Needless to say after many hours and many hundreds of miles we arrived safe and sound!

Edited July 22, 2007 by a_fool_from_edinburgh

[60 Cent.]

Damn, I look at sh*t I posted earlier and laugh because I barely remember it.

 

 

Good times.

Damn. Thats all I have to say.

[President Paul]

@UFC dude: Chech

sh*t out your idol definatlly on somethin he nods off in the middle of and interview and listen to him talk haha.

[lunchbox_2008]

Rumor has it that there is some acid that is going around. cant wait til the dude gets back from up north so i can get ahold of him about it

[just another thug]

Everyone should toke before driving, it would be so much safer.

 

My friend flew in and we're schrooming soon. I'm so excited.

[Digïtál £vîl]

Dude. idk why, but this is really freaking entertaining.

 

 

[johnson.]

Dude. idk why, but this is really freaking entertaining.

 

 

I completely understand that kids situation...

[Digïtál £vîl]

Man. so weird... I could have sworn that I edited my post to include about how high I am.... ate teh rest of my bud cake.... man.... guess I just forgot to.

[johnson.]

Man. so weird... I could have sworn that I edited my post to include about how high I am.... ate teh rest of my bud cake.... man.... guess I just forgot to.

Yea, sh*t happens i guess.

[darthYENIK]

Dude. idk why, but this is really freaking entertaining.

 

 

That sh*t was ALGEBRAIC!!!

[ISd3d]

I've been smoking ganj every day, without interruption, since like two weeks before I graduated high school.

 

Best summer vacation so far.

This is still true.

[UnitedDestruction]

Has anyone taken a urine test and been flagged as "waterlogged" as in your piss was too diluted? thats what happened to me, drank a bunch of water before the test. Now I had to take it again without any water and Im nervous as hell!

[just another thug]

Has anyone taken a urine test and been flagged as "waterlogged" as in your piss was too diluted? thats what happened to me, drank a bunch of water before the test. Now I had to take it again without any water and Im nervous as hell!

Atleast you bought yourself some time.

[Mauritania]

Has anyone taken a urine test and been flagged as "waterlogged" as in your piss was too diluted? thats what happened to me, drank a bunch of water before the test. Now I had to take it again without any water and Im nervous as hell!

Atleast you bought yourself some time.

Thats what I was going to say, and the water is going to help you, so it is all positive!

[ThaddeusMcKlown]

Who here has ever had New York Diesels?

 

This sh*t is sick.... at least 3x stronger than my normal sh*t.

[johnson.]

 

Who here has ever had New York Diesels?

 

This sh*t is sick.... at least 3x stronger than my normal sh*t.

Gooood Stuff!

 

Jack Hairer is also good stuff.

 

I need to quit smokin this stuff. Someone asked me today when was the last time i was sober for one full day with out smokin any pot. I couldn't awnser....

 

well because i dont remember the last time i went a full day with out smoking weed...

 

janozzz im high right now

Edited July 24, 2007 by johnson.

[Digïtál £vîl]

Who here has ever had New York Diesels?

 

This sh*t is sick.... at least 3x stronger than my normal sh*t.

I really like that sh*t. New York Sour Diesel is f*cking great.

 

Whenever my friend comes down from norcal to L.A. I ask him to bring me an 8th or either the diesel, romulan, or grand daddy purple from the club. It is some of my favorite types.

 

 

[CJVercetti]

Marijuana is bad, mmkay?

 

Uncle CJ says NO WAY to Mary Jane.

[*MURDOC*]

Marijuana is bad, mmkay?

 

Uncle CJ says NO WAY to Mary Jane.

No, heroin and crack are bad.

[CJVercetti]

Marijuana is bad, mmkay?

 

Uncle CJ says NO WAY to Mary Jane.

No, heroin and crack are bad.

Damn dude, those are my two favorites!

[*MURDOC*]

Lol, you freakhead!

[Mauritania]

Who here has ever had New York Diesels?

 

This sh*t is sick.... at least 3x stronger than my normal sh*t.

I really like that sh*t. New York Sour Diesel is f*cking great.

 

Whenever my friend comes down from norcal to L.A. I ask him to bring me an 8th or either the diesel, romulan, or grand daddy purple from the club. It is some of my favorite types.

By Romulan you mean Grape Romulan? Down here we have phazes in which everyone sells the same weed, and for awhile that all I could get, but I always have some people who grow so I can overprice the different stuff...

[Digïtál £vîl]

Nah. Just straight Romulan. It is a strain that isn't commonly found except it seems in northern california. for the most part.

[Mauritania]

Hmmm... Never heard of straight Romulin, maybe because I have never been to NorCal, I stay in my nice little area.

[*MURDOC*]

The only time I smoked Romulan is when a buddy just came back from vacation in Cali, so yeah, youre probably right.

[Digïtál £vîl]

The only time I smoked Romulan is when a buddy just came back from vacation in Cali, so yeah, youre probably right.

I just love the taste of it. It is hard to describe cuz I haven't smoked it in so long but god is it enjoyable.