The Official Forum Stoners 4.20

[dex]

Damn, thats some sh*t.

Yeah, I keep getting weird looks when I go to get in my car. Basically, I have to sit down on the backseat, then reach into the front and open the door from the inside.

 

I look like a friggin' moron doing it.

I think all my friends except like 2 have broken door handles on the inside passenger side. You have to roll down the window, reach out, and let yourself out.

 

I always try the inside handle first and always say the same thing, "God damnit!"

 

Its funny cause I have said that like at least 100 times.

[*MURDOC*]

I remember seeing a Renault Dauphine that had a 390 cubic inch Caddillac engine in the front.

 

They guy had to move the firewall and dash back a few feet to fit the engine, as well as extend the steering.

 

He got in the back door and drove sitting in the back.

 

 

Madness!

[dex]

I remember seeing a Renault Dauphine that had a 390 cubic inch Caddillac engine in the front.

 

They guy had to move the firewall and dash back a few feet to fit the engine, as well as extend the steering.

 

He got in the back door and drove sitting in the back.

 

 

Madness!

Find a pic! That sounds intense. Can't wait to get my car tomorrow ohh man. I set an alarm for 8:30 tomorrow so I can love on it all day tomorrow.

 

Then I gotta go get my job back.

[*MURDOC*]

I remember seeing a Renault Dauphine that had a 390 cubic inch Caddillac engine in the front.

 

They guy had to move the firewall and dash back a few feet to fit the engine, as well as extend the steering.

 

He got in the back door and drove sitting in the back.

 

 

Madness!

Find a pic! That sounds intense. Can't wait to get my car tomorrow ohh man. I set an alarm for 8:30 tomorrow so I can love on it all day tomorrow.

 

Then I gotta go get my job back.

Y'know, I actually think I may have a few pics of it.

 

Its got 5-spoke Cragars and its red.

 

Awesome car, engine nearly 8x the size of the original.

[Digïtál £vîl]

 

Any Angelinos watching the Lakers game?

f*ck no. I hate the Lakers. I'm probably one of the few people living in LA who isn't going to jump on the bandwagon.

 

I hate the finals cuz it is the main reason I cant go to any sports bars down here at the moment. All the damn bandwagon fans filling the place up and hooting and hollering.

 

Meh.

[Saggy]

 

Any Angelinos watching the Lakers game?

f*ck no. I hate the Lakers. I'm probably one of the few people living in LA the west coast who isn't going to jump on the bandwagon.

Fixed

[makeshyft]

Don't crucify me, but I have never really cared for basketball. I really dig watching NFL games, but I could just never get into basketball or baseball.

[dex]

Wow this is almost off the first page! Can't have that.

 

That is where you are wrong, baseball is great to watch. Most people don't know what the f*ck is going on, therefore, don't like it. If you have played before, you'd know what I mean.

 

Went about 30 miles to pick up my car today. Runs like a champ!

[darthYENIK]

 

Any Angelinos watching the Lakers game?

f*ck no. I hate the Lakers. I'm probably one of the few people living in LA who isn't going to jump on the bandwagon.

 

I hate the finals cuz it is the main reason I cant go to any sports bars down here at the moment. All the damn bandwagon fans filling the place up and hooting and hollering.

 

Meh.

I'm with you on that. Mainly because I think Basketball is f*cking boring as all hell. It's just a couple hours of large men scoring point after point. They make the point...pointless.

 

 

darthYENIK does a rimshot

 

EDIT: and baseball only got exciting to me when I got older, and started following a team. Notice the avatar.

[AZSupraT]

Orlando Magic for life.

 

My cap says it all.

 

For real, who in the world never had an Orlando Magic cap?

 

[Slynke]

Seeing as how I was born in Orlando, and was there during the time of "The Magic Show" (Penny, Shaq, Nick Anderson, & Horace Grant)..

 

So naturally, I'm quite the Magic fan Got 3 or 4 different T-Mac jerseys from his time there as well..

[outcest]

TALKIN VANCOUVER GRIZZLIES MAf*ckA

 

 

 

TALKING BIG COUNTRY, TALKIN REEF, CUZ. WE HAD HALF ATTENDENCE EVRY GAME DAWG.

[Digïtál £vîl]

Any Angelinos watching the Lakers game?

f*ck no. I hate the Lakers. I'm probably one of the few people living in LA who isn't going to jump on the bandwagon.

 

I hate the finals cuz it is the main reason I cant go to any sports bars down here at the moment. All the damn bandwagon fans filling the place up and hooting and hollering.

 

Meh.

I'm with you on that. Mainly because I think Basketball is f*cking boring as all hell. It's just a couple hours of large men scoring point after point. They make the point...pointless.

 

 

darthYENIK does a rimshot

 

EDIT: and baseball only got exciting to me when I got older, and started following a team. Notice the avatar.

Angels are so boring. I enjoy the game, but it isn't as exciting as watching a Dodgers game for me. idk.

 

But I was the same way as you man. Wasn't interested in baseball much when I was younger but really started getting into it when I got older. Especially when I moved down here to L.A.

 

Northern California games just aren't the same. Although I am a big A's fan (thus why I'm not into the Angels). lol

[AZSupraT]

 

TALKIN VANCOUVER GRIZZLIES MAf*ckA

 

 

 

TALKING BIG COUNTRY, TALKIN REEF, CUZ. WE HAD HALF ATTENDENCE EVRY GAME DAWG.

WHAT

 

YO IM THE OROLANDOO MADGIK

[unopescio]

f*ck it, Im tired of having to watch my back, lock doors and spray deoderant around whenever I smoke, Im moving out.

 

And I dont follow basketball either. I used to play around with some friends after school when I was in year 4 or something and that was alright, but I went into a team in year 8 and it f*cking sucked. Getting up early on sunday mornings in winter to play this stupid ball game in next to no clothes. Uhg. Bad memories. Whenever I had practice my dad would drop me off and as soon as his car was around the corner I would run off.

[AZSupraT]

f*ck it, Im tired of having to watch my back, lock doors and spray deoderant around whenever I smoke, Im moving out.

 

And I dont follow basketball either. I used to play around with some friends after school when I was in year 4 or something and that was alright, but I went into a team in year 8 and it f*cking sucked. Getting up early on sunday mornings in winter to play this stupid ball game in next to no clothes. Uhg. Bad memories. Whenever I had practice my dad would drop me off and as soon as his car was around the corner I would run off.

Poor dad, spent his car's gas taking you to basketball practice just so you skip it.

 

I play soccer, and that's it.

[unopescio]

He shouldve listened when I said I didnt want to do it.

[Digïtál £vîl]

 

He shouldve listened when I said I didnt want to do it.

Haha. I remember one time when my brother and I were at basketball practice (maybe that is why I don't watch it, got bored of playing the game) and we saw a big fire burning on the mountains by our school. Well we were all joking about it and stuff until the end of the practice. Then my mom came and picked my brother and I up and seemed really concerned.

 

She turns to us and goes "We might not be able to go home tonight. You see that fire? That is right on our road." Then she went on to scare us into thinking the fire could go over the top of the mountain and to the other side where our house was. And that we couldn't go back to the house to even rescue our animals or anything. And how we might have to spent a while in a shelter or something. Just general stuff to scare the crap out of a young middle school kid.

 

 

Everything ended up okay, and we were able to head home that evening. It was really cool driving by all the burnt area and crap. Ended up being started by some worker pulling off to the side of the road and his car heating the weeds he was parked over and lighting it all on fire. What was worse was it was one of those shrub trimming people. Since we lived on a mountain. The city would send up workers to trim the trees and general foliage away from the road. Well this one guys truck was overheating from driving and pulled over. It caught fire and just burnt the entire part of the hill side.

 

 

anyways. Enough history of the horrors of basketball practice. I'm smoking as we speak.

Edited June 12, 2008 by Digïtál £vîl

[AZSupraT]

I'm taking a break from smoking for a while.

 

I got TOO high yesterday to the point that I stopped my car on the side of the road and listened to the radio for hours on end, anticipating each song that would play. My legs refused to work as I tried to step on the gas, and my arms refused to turn on the ignition. Then I got out of the car and watched the sun for literally an hour. It set down and after a while observating the stars, I finally got the energy to return to the car, where I stood for another half hour just laughing and listening to some radio show from down here.

 

 

I had smoked about 3 marijuana joints, and then some haxixe. I was so stoned that I couldn't believe myself. I started to trip on the car engine's noise, thinking it was actually a song in the radio.

 

This was the most strange trip in my life.

 

When I got home, I vomited. But not much, just enough to clear my organism of all that hash and weed I smoked.

 

It was extremely tense to me, getting home. Because when I pulled over, I had 3 friends of mine in the car and they (were stoned as I was) just simply left the car because I refused to drive. I wanted to, but couldn't, as much as I tried.

 

This was scary and the same time awesome.

[makeshyft]

Oh man... Yeah, when you're that out of it, driving a car might not be the best option. I only drive when completely sober, no matter whether we're talking about booze, weed or anything else.

[Digïtál £vîl]

Haha. Wait. so what happened to them? They just walked off? And where were you that you could just pull off to the side of the road for hours and do nothing? Man. I wish I had your life if it is THAT monotonous that you can just spend half the day doing nothing for no reason. lol

[AZSupraT]

Oh man... Yeah, when you're that out of it, driving a car might not be the best option. I only drive when completely sober, no matter whether we're talking about booze, weed or anything else.

Yeah, but the hash hadn't hit me yet.

 

My friends kept laughing at me and telling me how pale I looked. Then they said "okay, come on man lets go, please" and i'd reply "I want to, but I cant man, my body refuses to work"

[dex]

My friends kept laughing at me and telling me how pale I looked. Then they said "okay, come on man lets go, please" and i'd reply "I want to, but I cant man, my body refuses to work"

You stared at the sun?

 

Eating some stuffed crust pizza. Its damn good. For some reason its better now that I reheated it than when I got it earlier today from pizza hut.

[AZSupraT]

My friends kept laughing at me and telling me how pale I looked. Then they said "okay, come on man lets go, please" and i'd reply "I want to, but I cant man, my body refuses to work"

You stared at the sun?

 

Eating some stuffed crust pizza. Its damn good. For some reason its better now that I reheated it than when I got it earlier today from pizza hut.

Not directly to it.

 

i heard you can get high from that, is it true? lol

[dex]

My friends kept laughing at me and telling me how pale I looked. Then they said "okay, come on man lets go, please" and i'd reply "I want to, but I cant man, my body refuses to work"

You stared at the sun?

 

Eating some stuffed crust pizza. Its damn good. For some reason its better now that I reheated it than when I got it earlier today from pizza hut.

Not directly to it.

 

i heard you can get high from that, is it true? lol

I dunno you seemed pretty f*cked up from it.

[AZSupraT]

My friends kept laughing at me and telling me how pale I looked. Then they said "okay, come on man lets go, please" and i'd reply "I want to, but I cant man, my body refuses to work"

You stared at the sun?

 

Eating some stuffed crust pizza. Its damn good. For some reason its better now that I reheated it than when I got it earlier today from pizza hut.

Not directly to it.

 

i heard you can get high from that, is it true? lol

I dunno you seemed pretty f*cked up from it.

Oh sh*t. Damn.

 

[Crimson King]

[email protected] piece, i hate stealth smoking, you spend less time enjoying your high and more time being paranoid.

 

i used to always have to do it in secret, hiding it from my brother and mum who i live with. but then like a year ago i told my bro cause i knew he wouldnt care and probably wouldnt snitch and he didnt.

but in the last few months i told my mum all about the benefits and sh*t of weed and all the false propaganda etc before i told her that i smoked. she just thought i was interested in it.

then i told her i smoked with friends and she was alright with it, she even did it with us a few times haha.

and now she'll come into my room while ive got a bong and chopped up weed and the room stinking of burnt hooter and not say a word about it.

 

do any of you guys smoke by yourself more than you smoke with other people? i love weed no matter what the scenario, and i enjoy smoking with my friends as much as by myself, but i only get a chance to get baked with mates on weekends and at parties and sh*t. but i wanna smoke every day so ill pack a bong for myself after work every afternoon.

i find smoking actually increases my work ethic, despite the lazy stoner stereotype. ill be happy and relaxed all the time at work cause i know ill have a good amount of the good stuff at home to burn.

[Digïtál £vîl]

I smoke more with myself then others. I prefer it actually. I mean, I don't mind smoking with others at all as it is usually just like we are hanging out and talking and sh*t. Almost as if the session is just a byproduct of hanging out at the time. The conversation continues around the piece and it is just chill overall. haha.

 

Anyways. I smoke by myself every day at least. Sometimes I smoke with friends and my girlfriend and sh*t, but as I usually smoke at night or odd times, every day, I'm more apt to end up smoking by myself as none of my current roommates do smoke. Anyways you end up enjoying a lot of TV if you have nothing better to do. I don't mind smoking by myself though at all. So much more chill. Just able to relax completely while smoking.

 

Anyways, I usually I end up multitasking and doing more work while I am high. Helps my focus some I guess. Usually I am thinking about a lot of things at once, multitasking in my brain. Hard to describe it but it feels like my brain is a computer some times. In a process kind of sense. I am usually doing multiple things in my head at once. For example, sometimes while I am reading books for classes, I can think of other things like problems or plans for later while reading and still be able to remember what I read and refer back to it. When I smoke though, if I need to sit and focus on one thing for a long period of time, like studying (meh, I hate studying), it works good for helping me focus on a single thing and sit there and do it for a long period of time.

 

Last night I had the weirdest thing happen in relation to that. Had just smoked and was laying in bed, trying to sleep, and thinking about Health Insurance. I came to the conclusion that when I go to buy some, I will request the legal documents of complete agreement and coverage offered per level of insurance and make a synopsis of it. Then outline that and then create a list of the top features I would prefer to be covered for. Then go through the same step for each medical insurance provider. (Yeah, I think legal think in my free time. ).

 

I moved onto something else in my mind and tried to remember what I had just been thinking about a minute before. Could not at all. Completely blank. My head actually started hurting because I was feeling like a hard drive or disk with a read error. Trying to access this one part and going over and over again but not finding the file that I know should be there. It bugged me so much that I lay there for 20 minutes recalling everything I had thought about until I did. I worked it like a puzzle. First I started considering the last things I remembered thinking about. But when that didn't work, I jumped farther back and starting remembering forward. Working my transitions in thought until I ended up back with what it was.

 

That is why I can remember it so well now. Stuck in my brain. I do that with a lot of stuff. On that same note, I just got invited to join some Beta Sigma thingy or another., some honor society that you only get invited to if you are in the top 10% of your class. You'd think by that name they'd be a frat or something. But far from it.

 

long ass stoned tangent there.

Edited June 12, 2008 by Digïtál £vîl

[Eagleheart]

I'm still a new enough stoner that every time I get blazed I have to do as much sh*t as possible before I go to sleep. I always try to listen to music if I can because Pink Floyd and Syd Barett's music becomes so much more meaninful and poignant to me when I'm high. I also like to play my guitar and guitar hero as well for that matter, oddly enough I'm twice as good at guitar hero when I'm blazed and conversely suck twice as hard at real guitar. Ironic huh?

[asimov]

My mate got so stoned at my house on the weekend he ate the sausages off my cats food plate. That and a frozen lasange.

 

It's funny giving buckets to people who don't smoke.

Edited June 12, 2008 by asimov