The Official Forum Stoners 4.20

[*Word*]

 

---------ALERT! Remainder of post might be hard to understand for most stoners!---------

 

I went to astronomy class today high, and it actually helped. The professor was trying to make a point in saying that the elements that make up the universe are all known to us because we have them all here on earth, or can make them in labs and we can associate blacklight radiation emission of everything we can observe in the universe to known elements. But I countered her statement by taking her own words she told us previously that because of the speed in which the many forms of light travels, and our limited telescope technology, it is not yet possible to observe the entire universe. If thats the case then one couldn't confidently say that everything (elemental wise) that makes up the universe is known yet because there are large parts of the universe that can not even be observe yet.

 

She ended up having to admit I was right, but then changed her statement to SO FAR everything we have observed is made up of known elements. She thought she got the better of me, until I pulled another on her later in which she had no come back.

 

I love proving the professor wrong haha.

I understand mate, I did physics last year in my final year of high school. Interesting subject, and although I understand most of the concepts, they always seemed to get the better of me when it came to tests.

 

I, myself, have actually thought about this many a time - whether the rest of the universe would consist of various elements not present on Earth or ones unknown to humans at the moment. I could definantly see this being true, as to argue a similar concept of human-kind being the only terrestrial beings in the universe. A question also, that could possibly be related to this, is, who is to say that the whole universe follows the same set of laws present in our solar system/galaxy? I believe, myself, that this is probably false, and that the whole universe does follow the one set of laws present here on earth; but if it were true, who is to say that the structure and behaviour of elements also isn't different? You can use your same argument of "we haven't seen/explored/studied the whole universe" for this point as well. But who knows, eh? That's the beauty of it.

 

On another note

 

Yeah, someone rolled a joint last night, which is extremely rare where I come from (well at least in my circle of people). I've decided to stop smoking for a while, just because I feel like it, but had to have a drag of this joint since it was a pretty rare occasion for me. Usually its just bongs around here... and to a lesser extent pipes. Overseas people (based on the OFS) seem a lot heavier into joints than people are around here. Maybe Australia is just a predominantly bong country - not to say we don't discriminate against other methods .

[asimov]

I was feinding for some weed a few days ago since I stopped smoking a few weeks before that. Practically all my friends have stopped smoking weed/doing drugs now so none had any bud. Then I remembered my bud crusher with built in crystal catcher. I have a look at the tray and there is a whole cone worth of pure crystal. I get a blue cigarette, plug the bottom of the conepeice then pack the whole thing with crystals and sprinkle some more baccy on top.

 

Holy sh*t I thought my lungs were going to explode, I forgot the reason smoke hurts so much is the crystals and that coupled with my fragile lungs nearly made me pass out. The chronic head spin from the ciggy didn't help either.

 

Got pretty stoned but, dinner was awesome .

Edited March 7, 2008 by asimov

[Crimson King]

haha man i wish i had a cones worth of weed lying around at any given time.

 

but im pretty stoked tonight. lately i lost my only convenient dealer and primary source of weed. i had one guy up my sleeve, and he pulled through tonight for some strange reason given the limited weed sources at the mo.

 

i asked him for a 50 in the afternoon, even though i hadnt budgeted for weed this week and only had like 60$ left altogether for the rest of my week, and he didnt get back to me till like 11 but i was already pretty off guts from like 6 pulses and he came with like an eighth of shake and he gave it to me for 10$

id have the sh*ts real bad if i actually wanted a 50 bag, but under the circumstances i couldnt have asked for a better turnout.

 

ps im still intensely messed up from 7 pulses and 3-4 large bongrips

stoked. this girl i know had a party tonight and it was great cause i live like 5mins walk away so i could come home anytime i want and got as wrecked as i want without having to have any parental interaction. my girlfriend and i broke up tonight, but other than that it was a pretty good night.

Edited March 7, 2008 by Crimson King

[*Word*]

^ That sounds alright man. Parties near your own house are also good just due to their convenient location . What's "shake" though? Never heard of it before?

 

PS. Sorry bout your girl man, but you know, it happens to all of us. Keep ya head up mate.

Edited March 7, 2008 by *Word*

[Crimson King]

a collection of the sh*t that is at the bottom of the bag or something to that effect. for all i know they just chopped it up before they sold it to me to make it look like more, but whatevs. itll keep me high for a few days

[just another thug]

a collection of the sh*t that is at the bottom of the bag or something to that effect. for all i know they just chopped it up before they sold it to me to make it look like more, but whatevs. itll keep me high for a few days

Shake is where it's at.

[Woody510]

a collection of the sh*t that is at the bottom of the bag or something to that effect. for all i know they just chopped it up before they sold it to me to make it look like more, but whatevs. itll keep me high for a few days 

Shake is where it's at.

I love a good bag of shake. Around here if it's shake its usually at least 2.5 for 20 dollars or more. I usually get 6.0 for 40 dollars, which makes for some amazing blunts. Plus if you smoke it in a pipe or a bowl it burns forever, you only really need to light it once, thus you burn less weed with the lighter. However some real nugget is nice every once in a while when its available.(which isn't too often in upstate n.y )

[Dr Doidberg]

I had 2grams of some crusher on thurs/fri. .3 gram joints get me RIPPED and I have a tolerance. I am going to get some killer stuff in about 30 mins, and tomorrow im getting a dub of some sour diesel for $15. I can get some weed called freezeline too. i had it once, really good stuff.

 

I feel sorry for everyone who cant get cheap dank weed like me.

[Eddie280]

helloo,. stonersx. How was trour night??

 

[YourNeighborhoodKiller]

Put this sh*t on and smoke some weed.

 

 

[asimov]

That song makes me feel like going to a jazz club, or ride in an elevator or something.

[Woody510]

good to know other people listen to kool and the gang

[chris cambo]

good to know other people listen to kool and the gang

Cypress hill are awesome when stoned

[Dr Doidberg]

good to know other people listen to kool and the gang

Cypress hill are awesome when stoned

yes it is lol. I woke up this morning, smoked a joint, did a 30 min workout listening to cypress hill.

[Woody510]

good to know other people listen to kool and the gang

Cypress hill are awesome when stoned

yes it is lol. I woke up this morning, smoked a joint, did a 30 min workout listening to cypress hill.

Yeah i like to get good and high before i work out too. Alot of people i go to the gym with say they can't work out high, because it takes away from their ambition, and they drop weights and can't pay attention. nonsense i say! When i'm high I put 110% into it, and i'm not worried about looking like a fool making stressful faces and grunts in front of other people. But on the topic of Cypress Hill, once a few friends and I were snowboarding at Bristol mtn. (a mountain about 45 mins southwest of where i live) and we toked up with a guy on the lift who had a backpack with speakers built into it, which constantly played insane in the membrane. It was great because every 45 minutes of so you'd hear very fainlty "he's insane, got no brain!" in the distance, and if you just followed your ears you'd meet up with him again.(which was nice as he had about 3/4 of an ounce in his backpack as well )

[beavis]

I've been high so much that I woke up today with the munchies. Time to repeat the process again.

[chris cambo]

I've been high so much that I woke up today with the munchies. Time to repeat the process again.

Ahh the morning munchies, f*ck morning glory i want a bacon sandwhich and a sack of weed. Havent we all been there before.

[beavis]

Californians as well as stoners abroad should watch the trailer to this:

 

http://www.humboldtcountymovie.com/

[XN22]

Speaking of movies...

 

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/sxsw-high-lario.html

[Eddie280]

Im smoking a bowl now. Looking at the English Essay I have to do. And im thinking... what the f*ck is the justification behind homework?

[chris cambo]

Im smoking a bowl now. Looking at the English Essay I have to do. And im thinking... what the f*ck is the justification behind homework?

Dont try it stoned, and dont say i never warned you.

 

Your english will be asking you to write a letter to a political leader and your write up will be

 

Dear Sir, As regards to your current election i can tell you that your best option is to go f*ck yourself, Ive seen what your people do im not an alien you know. Everybody knows the Truth behind you party of sex slaves and your not covering your tracks when it comes to the kentucky fried kitty situation.

For the sake of this f*cking country please grab your shoes and leave because everyone can see through you just like a f*cking ghost man.

Lots of love from me

 

Thats kinda how i think when im baked, just not quite there but loving it

 

[just another thug]

Im smoking a bowl now. Looking at the English Essay I have to do. And im thinking... what the f*ck is the justification behind homework?

My friend wrote a physics write up baked and spent half the paper rambling about food. I know it's typical, but hilarious none the less.

[Eddie280]

ha, im Still baked and that essay remains undone. I might just call it a night. Hopefully the Epic storm scheduled for tonight will close college tomorrow.

[galvanize]

u ever had sex whilst stoned. Ive never done it but itsm y dream as there my two fauvorite "pastimes" lol

 

[Eddie280]

u ever had sex whilst stoned. Ive never done it but itsm y dream as there my two fauvorite "pastimes" lol

Yes, its great for you but she wont be impressed. Im generally too sluggish when stoned so its not exactly a wild ride.

[Straznicy]

I've been around my girlfriend (or rather ex-girlfriend) while I was stoned, but my mind just wanders so much that I can't really focus on her that much.

[Makotronic]

my friend had quite a trip last friday... he almost passed out while inhaling some alcohol mix through his nose. Started to bleed like hell and he barely stood up.

 

So I drove him to his cousin's place way back on the other side of town... the car was full of people and we were totally blazed out... I remember at one point stopping the car since I thought there was no more asphault. I was freaking out but finally got the guy home safe. Driving back home it started to rain, and I gave up driving and slept on the car. Woke up with a headache and feeling like sh*t...

 

what a trip...

 

 

[*MURDOC*]

Me and my girl have awesome sex after getting stoned.

First time ive heard the quote: "best.....sex.....ever..."

 

She cracks me up.

 

And makes me sandwiches.

[*Word*]

Me and my girl have awesome sex after getting stoned.

First time ive heard the quote: "best.....sex.....ever..."

 

She cracks me up.

 

And makes me sandwiches.

Nice. I like how you added the part about the sandwiches.

 

I've never rooted when I've been high, but I have wanked a few times whilst high... quite intense.

[Woody510]

 

Me and my girl have awesome sex after getting stoned.

First time ive heard the quote: "best.....sex.....ever..."

 

She cracks me up.

 

And makes me sandwiches.

Yeah I've had some amazing stoner sex. My brother and I (haha i know, not the best way to start the sentence immedietly following "yeah i've had some amazing stoner sex", haha) used to rent out this house that had an attic with 4 foot ceilings. So when you get high up there it kind of starts to get to you, like something out of willy wonka haha. Anywho, one day this girl i was satisying (her boyfriend couldnt do the job, she admitted all of this to me, and i felt obligated to help haha) came over and i rolled a gigantic blunt, which we then smoked up in the attic. Let me tell you, you can come up with some interesting ways to f*ck when the ceiling is 4 high high and you're stoned out of your mind. However about 25 minutes into it she tells me she wants to go up on the roof. Mind you its about 11:30 PM and i live in a very small town where noone is likely to notice something like stoners f*cking on a rooftop, so I gladly agreed. Long story short, best sex i've ever had

 

The only drawbacks to stoner sex are the drymouth (which can be overcome by keeping a bottle of water onhand) the wandering of the mind (all of a sudden you're thinking about peanut butter and jelly and your erection is at half mast) and as funny as it sounds losing your clothes. I can't even count how many pairs of underwear have been lost in my house.