The Official Forum Stoners 4.20

[Saggy]

Oh, so you're the one that keeps popping up in my apache logs as using a PLAYSTATION 3.

 

Also, I wound up getting a lot of really good weed today. I bought one 8th myself, of some really, really nice sh*t... I mean, god damn, it's so f*cking stick that I can barely grind it in my hand grinder. Then my sister's friend brought me some homegrown stuff. I just smoked some of the homegrown, and I can't really say which is more potent yet, but, woot

 

Oh, and has anyone ever seen those pop-can stash cans? Well, I bought one today for the hell of it, and the construction is really simple, it's just a bill bottle surrounding by caulk inside of the can, with the bottle cap glued to the pop-can top. The only thing I can't figure out is how they cut the top off.

[Ronnyboy]

I saw these kids today outside this old grocery store. I was going to ask if I could join but they had guns that I could see and it ant worth dying for weed, but then again Well, anyway I'll probably try again later if I see them.

[XN22]

Oh well...you can always sell your baby for money if you want to smoke.

[ThaddeusMcKlown]

Oh, and has anyone ever seen those pop-can stash cans? Well, I bought one today for the hell of it, and the construction is really simple, it's just a bill bottle surrounding by caulk inside of the can, with the bottle cap glued to the pop-can top. The only thing I can't figure out is how they cut the top off.

Yeah, those are pretty easily constructed, the only problem is how they cut the tops off.

I tried all sorts of stuff but I can't get it to look right.

[Saggy]

Oh, and has anyone ever seen those pop-can stash cans? Well, I bought one today for the hell of it, and the construction is really simple, it's just a bill bottle surrounding by caulk inside of the can, with the bottle cap glued to the pop-can top.  The only thing I can't figure out is how they cut the top off.

Yeah, those are pretty easily constructed, the only problem is how they cut the tops off.

I tried all sorts of stuff but I can't get it to look right.

Yeah, to me it seems like they put it on a lathe and just spun the top with a cutting tool because of various machine marks and the way it was cut.

 

Too bad I don't have a lathe, I wanted to make a ton of them.

[ThaddeusMcKlown]

Oh, and has anyone ever seen those pop-can stash cans? Well, I bought one today for the hell of it, and the construction is really simple, it's just a bill bottle surrounding by caulk inside of the can, with the bottle cap glued to the pop-can top.  The only thing I can't figure out is how they cut the top off.

Yeah, those are pretty easily constructed, the only problem is how they cut the tops off.

I tried all sorts of stuff but I can't get it to look right.

Yeah, to me it seems like they put it on a lathe and just spun the top with a cutting tool because of various machine marks and the way it was cut.

 

Too bad I don't have a lathe, I wanted to make a ton of them.

Yeah.... personally I find that the ol' hollowed out book works the best. Or hollowed out decks of cards, which are great for transporting joints and keeping them safe.

[Eddie280]

Oh, so you're the one that keeps popping up in my apache logs as using a PLAYSTATION 3.

 

 

haha! no not me. it was the first time id ever used my PS3 to browse teh internetz last night.

 

I was absolutely buzzing like a vibrator. So to me this information was not only important but downright essential that you guys should know, my bad .

[*MURDOC*]

Could be me, I dont feel like turning on my PC so im using the PS3.

Old fat hollowed-out sharpies work good as single blunt smugglers and theyre good protection.

 

@40, keep it real. You will be missed.

 

This buds for you bruh...

[*Word*]

 

Could be me, I dont feel like turning on my PC so im using the PS3.

Old fat hollowed-out sharpies work good as single blunt smugglers and theyre good protection.

 

@40, keep it real.  You will be missed.

 

This buds for you bruh...

Got my PS3 hooked up to the net... but all I can do is visit PS3 sites, where they have random articles about PS3-related things, or downloads for PS3 demos, vids, etc. but I don't think I can surf the actual Internet. Does it come with the PS3, or do you have to get some extra sh*t for it, to get onto GTAForums ?

But seriously? Wouldn't that be f*cking annoying having to type in words and letters all with the controller? Please forgive me for my ignorance

 

I wonder why a forum vet like Forty would get himself banned all of a sudden? Maybe was just extremely high haha. Well I only found out about him today, but I guess I could dedicate my bongs last night to him.

PS. Bongs inbetween beer can creep up on you later in the night and f*ck you over bigtime haha.

[*MURDOC*]

 

Got my PS3 hooked up to the net... but all I can do is visit PS3 sites, where they have random articles about PS3-related things, or downloads for PS3 demos, vids, etc. but I don't think I can surf the actual Internet. Does it come with the PS3, or do you have to get some extra sh*t for it, to get onto GTAForums  ?

But seriously? Wouldn't that be f*cking annoying having to type in words and letters all with the controller?

 

 

Look for "Internet browser" on the xmb on your ps3.

Also, usb keyboards work for the ps3.

 

 

Please forgive me for my ignorance

 

It's all gravy, my in-between *'s brotha.

[Crimson King]

my main/only hookup got busted now ive got no weed

[unopescio]

I hear there a big weed drought along the whole of the east coast here, I havnt been able to get any for weeks.

[MindCorrupt]

 

Hahaaa, just got back from seeing Offspring! f*cken unreal. Was completely broke (so went in over the fence) and some fella shouted me some of his spliff right before they came on. f*cking class.

[Woody510]

wow. Last night my girlfriend and i were in bed, and having just finished smoking a blunt there was an ashtry full of blunt remains and an empty bowl of cereal with a spoon in it on the nightstand next to the bed. So we're sitting there, starting to get intimate, and about 4 minutes into missionary the bed just collapses, the frame completely gives way and next thing i know we're on the way to the floor. However this is not the worst of it. As the mattress was breaking my girlfriends arm hit both the ashtray and the end of the spoon (causing it to fling out of the bowl and hit me directly in the eye). Next thing I know I'm getting up off of the floor, and my girlfriend and I are laughing pretty hard, but when i see the ashes on her face, i laughed so hard that i really could'nt breath, and nearly passed out. However, the best part of all is my 36 year old neighbor (who still tries to be "hip" by talking to me abou drugs and sex when i know very well he has neither) is standing outside when I'm leaving for work this morning. He comes over to me and nudges me with his elbow and whispers "somebody had a good time last night". Implying that he'd heard all of the commotion in my apartment the night before. Will, if by chance you're a member on these forums, STOP LISTENING TO ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX YOU REACTIONARY BASTARD

Edited March 3, 2008 by Woody510

[*Word*]

wow. Last night my girlfriend and i were in bed, and having just finished smoking a blunt there was an ashtry full of blunt remains and an empty bowl of cereal with a spoon in it on the nightstand next to the bed. So we're sitting there, starting to get intimate, and about 4 minutes into missionary the bed just collapses, the frame completely gives way and next thing i know we're on the way to the floor. However this is not the worst of it. As the mattress was breaking my girlfriends arm hit both the ashtray and the end of the spoon (causing it to fling out of the bowl and hit me directly in the eye). Next thing I know I'm getting up off of the floor, and my girlfriend and I are laughing pretty hard, but when i see the ashes on her face, i laughed so hard that i really could'nt breath, and nearly passed out. However, the best part of all is my 36 year old neighbor (who still tries to be "hip" by talking to me abou drugs and sex when i know very well he has neither) is standing outside when I'm leaving for work this morning. He comes over to me and nudges me with his elbow and whispers "somebody had a good time last night". Implying that he'd heard all of the commotion in my apartment the night before. Will, if by chance you're a member on these forums, STOP LISTENING TO ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX YOU REACTIONARY BASTARD

Maybe he doesn't intentionally listen, but instead has no choice, and is forced to listen due to how loud you are. Next time your in the sack, you should throw a few comments in there just for him, "Loud enough for ya, buddy?!" or something along those lines.

[Eddie280]

wow. Last night my girlfriend and i were in bed, and having just finished smoking a blunt there was an ashtry full of blunt remains and an empty bowl of cereal with a spoon in it on the nightstand next to the bed. So we're sitting there, starting to get intimate, and about 4 minutes into missionary the bed just collapses, the frame completely gives way and next thing i know we're on the way to the floor. However this is not the worst of it. As the mattress was breaking my girlfriends arm hit both the ashtray and the end of the spoon (causing it to fling out of the bowl and hit me directly in the eye). Next thing I know I'm getting up off of the floor, and my girlfriend and I are laughing pretty hard, but when i see the ashes on her face, i laughed so hard that i really could'nt breath, and nearly passed out. However, the best part of all is my 36 year old neighbor (who still tries to be "hip" by talking to me abou drugs and sex when i know very well he has neither) is standing outside when I'm leaving for work this morning. He comes over to me and nudges me with his elbow and whispers "somebody had a good time last night". Implying that he'd heard all of the commotion in my apartment the night before. Will, if by chance you're a member on these forums, STOP LISTENING TO ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX YOU REACTIONARY BASTARD

haha, i lol'd.

 

Talk about hard f*cking, you broke the bed Woody you sly devil, I am sending some Man points your way

[Straznicy]

Man it's been snowing here all day. Me and buddies just dogged school and raided a golf course near here, used the snow to keep the beer cool. One of them had some bud, was absolute sh*t though. Ah well, still fun. Anywhere else gettin the snow?

[chris cambo]

It snowed for like a minute as i was having an early morning ciggrette but it never stuck.

[just another thug]

This is our second day in a row of weather over 65 degrees. I think it's suppose to snow by tomorrow night though.

 

Oh and 311 kicked major ass.

[Woody510]

This is our second day in a row of weather over 65 degrees. I think it's suppose to snow by tomorrow night though.

 

Oh and 311 kicked major ass.

yeah i live in NY and we've had the same weather here as well. Sucks there will be snow again tomarrow All this warm weather is getting me excited for growing season

[TOGA62]

wow.  Last night my girlfriend and i were in bed, and having just finished smoking a blunt there was an ashtry full of blunt remains and an empty bowl of cereal with a spoon in it on the nightstand next to the bed.  So we're sitting there, starting to get intimate, and about 4 minutes into missionary the bed just collapses, the frame completely gives way and next thing i know we're on the way to the floor.  However this is not the worst of it.  As the mattress was breaking my girlfriends arm hit both the ashtray and the end of the spoon (causing it to fling out of the bowl and hit me directly in the eye).  Next thing I know I'm getting up off of the floor, and my girlfriend and I are laughing pretty hard, but when i see the ashes on her face, i laughed so hard that i really could'nt breath, and nearly passed out.  However, the best part of all is my 36 year old neighbor (who still tries to be "hip" by talking to me abou drugs and sex when i know very well he has neither) is standing outside when I'm leaving for work this morning.  He comes over to me and nudges me with his elbow and whispers "somebody had a good time last night".  Implying that he'd heard all of the commotion in my apartment the night before.  Will, if by chance you're a member on these forums, STOP LISTENING TO ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX YOU REACTIONARY BASTARD

Maybe he doesn't intentionally listen, but instead has no choice, and is forced to listen due to how loud you are. Next time your in the sack, you should throw a few comments in there just for him, "Loud enough for ya, buddy?!" or something along those lines.

I know what thats like. My fat neighbors above me often times wake me up with the squeeking of their bed as they get busy. It pisses the HELL out of me. I'm waiting for it to happen again because i've got an airhorn that i'll blast until they stfu and stop.

 

damn fat people having sex above me. Arg.

[Jake]

Took my drug test today for my new job, been there over a week now. Hopefully I passed it. I quit for about 32 days, took maybe 7-10 hits that 32nd day, and then quit for 2 weeks and 1 day (today) which is when I took my drug test. I'm thinking I probably passed it, but I've never taken a drug test before so I don't know how my body does with getting rid of THC. I always drink plenty of water though, and last week I got good exercise from work. The secks with my fiancee is good exercise too.

Edited March 4, 2008 by Jake

[Woody510]

anyone else find themselves writing and drawing alot when they're high? I just blazed up about 45 minutes ago and i wrote 3 peoms. The funniest part is if you read them from the one I wrote right after i smoked to the one i wrote most recently, the subject matter changes from boobs to religeon.

 

 

Boobs according to me:

 

Round and supple,

the perfect couple,

give me d's and make them double,

im talking melons, Betty Rubbles,

yeah, I'm talking about boobs.

I like them wet, and I like them dry,

let them loose woman, let them fly!

In the pool or in the car

I like your boobs wherever they are

What's life without boobs?

Bashful virgins or washed up sluts

they're like the first cousin of a lovely round butt

and if your a man with dreams like me

you hope that one day they evolve to 3

Boobs

 

[just another thug]

anyone else find themselves writing and drawing alot when they're high? I just blazed up about 45 minutes ago and i wrote 3 peoms. The funniest part is if you read them from the one I wrote right after i smoked to the one i wrote most recently, the subject matter changes from boobs to religeon.

 

 

Boobs according to me:

 

Round and supple,

the perfect couple,

give me d's and make them double,

im talking melons, Betty Rubbles,

yeah, I'm talking about boobs.

I like them wet, and I like them dry,

let them loose woman, let them fly!

In the pool or in the car

I like your boobs wherever they are

What's life without boobs?

Bashful virgins or washed up sluts

they're like the first cousin of a lovely round butt

and if your a man with dreams like me

you hope that one day they evolve to 3

Boobs

I really really like to do photography after I blaze (note how I never post photography anymore ).

[darthYENIK]

I always feel compelled to come in this topic to either declare that I'm really baked. Or that I haven't been baked in what seems like forever.

[*MURDOC*]

 

damn fat people having sex above me. Arg.

 

I had to quote that.

 

I just made a sh*tty ol'-skool 2-litre grape soda bong.

It works splendid.

[Eddie280]

lol, Woody. That sounds just like something i would write.

 

When im fazed i generally get really creative but not poems or nothing normally just ideas for amazing films or remixes. I love getting on tracter when wasted and remixing.

 

Also I didnt know you were engaged jake? I dont know why i would know but anyway. Congratulations.

[Straznicy]

I tend to enter a philosophical state of mind, though it's generally about pretty stupid sh*t as you'd expect. Sometimes I draw stuff on my hands and arms, but I do that when I'm not blazed anyway.

[OysterBarron]

wow.  Last night my girlfriend and i were in bed, and having just finished smoking a blunt there was an ashtry full of blunt remains and an empty bowl of cereal with a spoon in it on the nightstand next to the bed.  So we're sitting there, starting to get intimate, and about 4 minutes into missionary the bed just collapses, the frame completely gives way and next thing i know we're on the way to the floor.  However this is not the worst of it.  As the mattress was breaking my girlfriends arm hit both the ashtray and the end of the spoon (causing it to fling out of the bowl and hit me directly in the eye).  Next thing I know I'm getting up off of the floor, and my girlfriend and I are laughing pretty hard, but when i see the ashes on her face, i laughed so hard that i really could'nt breath, and nearly passed out.  However, the best part of all is my 36 year old neighbor (who still tries to be "hip" by talking to me abou drugs and sex when i know very well he has neither) is standing outside when I'm leaving for work this morning.  He comes over to me and nudges me with his elbow and whispers "somebody had a good time last night".  Implying that he'd heard all of the commotion in my apartment the night before.  Will, if by chance you're a member on these forums, STOP LISTENING TO ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX YOU REACTIONARY BASTARD

Maybe he doesn't intentionally listen, but instead has no choice, and is forced to listen due to how loud you are. Next time your in the sack, you should throw a few comments in there just for him, "Loud enough for ya, buddy?!" or something along those lines.

I know what thats like. My fat neighbors above me often times wake me up with the squeeking of their bed as they get busy. It pisses the HELL out of me. I'm waiting for it to happen again because i've got an airhorn that i'll blast until they stfu and stop.

 

damn fat people having sex above me. Arg.

oh thats so funny lol

 

love the last comment!

[chris cambo]

anyone else find themselves writing and drawing alot when they're high? I just blazed up about 45 minutes ago and i wrote 3 peoms. The funniest part is if you read them from the one I wrote right after i smoked to the one i wrote most recently, the subject matter changes from boobs to religeon.

 

 

Boobs according to me:

 

Round and supple,

the perfect couple,

give me d's and make them double,

im talking melons, Betty Rubbles,

yeah, I'm talking about boobs.

I like them wet, and I like them dry,

let them loose woman, let them fly!

In the pool or in the car

I like your boobs wherever they are

What's life without boobs?

Bashful virgins or washed up sluts

they're like the first cousin of a lovely round butt

and if your a man with dreams like me

you hope that one day they evolve to 3

Boobs

Great poem man

 

I find it hard to write when im baked, one night i come in from a nice smoking session and tried to do my english oursework which was about macbeth, needless to say it was easy for me, i was writing point after point and going into immense detail about my work. Next day (sunday) i pick it it up and start to read it expeting it to be a masterpiece and well it just wasnt. My writing looked like a 5 year olds scribble and i wrote about something in macbeth totally irrelevant to he set questions. i still havent finished that coursework and its due in 2 months ago