The Official Forum Stoners 4.20

[just another thug]

Just use in moderation Cand. No need to go over the top and quit.

[just another thug]

God damn I'm so ripped on right now off of the rarirty dumpster and alcohol and a new glass bong. f*cking good times. I just ninja'd back into my house. Wow.

[beavis]

Hope you sterelized that sh*t. ALso hope you didn't drink that alcohol. some bum couldve easilly pissed in it.

[Paco]

after being almost a week without weed, i am getting a 20 sack of some good ass sh*t. today is a good day, guys. a wonderful day.

[TOGA62]

haha you act as if it is the end of the world without weed lol. Naw, I understand man, it sucks when you have a sh*tty week and need some relief but have no way to get it. Luckily us older members can turn to sex if drugs aren't easily found haha.

 

I'll be smoking a little tonight, and probably finish what I have tomorrow before I go home to visit my family. I had a pretty entertaining day today at work, debating if it is worth making a topic about but let me just say it ended with ME making an arrest. Fun sh*t. Think it's topic worthy?

 

<------ ouuu, new karma.

 

 

[just another thug]

haha you act as if it is the end of the world without weed lol. Naw, I understand man, it sucks when you have a sh*tty week and need some relief but have no way to get it. Luckily us older members can turn to sex if drugs aren't easily found haha.

 

I'll be smoking a little tonight, and probably finish what I have tomorrow before I go home to visit my family. I had a pretty entertaining day today at work, debating if it is worth making a topic about but let me just say it ended with ME making an arrest. Fun sh*t. Think it's topic worthy?

 

<------ ouuu, new karma.

Definitely make a topic. With the standard set by current topics, that could easily merit its own topic.

[Paco]

werdz

haha, nah, i just wanted the weed to cure my lazy summer days. post the topic, man.

 

i took a few hits of the pipe at 12pm and right now its 1149, and the high has finally wore off. god, that was some good weed.

[Tom Hagan]

werdz

haha, nah, i just wanted the weed to cure my lazy summer days. post the topic, man.

 

i took a few hits of the pipe at 12pm and right now its 1149, and the high has finally wore off. god, that was some good weed.

Wait, you're saying you were stoned for just over 11 and a half hours?

[Paco]

werdz

haha, nah, i just wanted the weed to cure my lazy summer days. post the topic, man.

 

i took a few hits of the pipe at 12pm and right now its 1149, and the high has finally wore off. god, that was some good weed.

Wait, you're saying you were stoned for just over 11 and a half hours?

well i did smoke again at like 3

 

wait no.

 

i dont know. maybe it was earlier. i just remember falling asleep.

[Tom Hagan]

You're f*cked man, lol.

[Paco]

haha, 11 hours is a little over the top. im sorry, i have a tendency to extremely exaggerate.

 

a stoner meet would be dope as hell.

 

edit:

 

so im in my yard smoking earlier, thinking im oh so clever hiding in front of my shed, and i turn my head and what do i see? my cousin at the window. she saw me go outside so she got curious and followed me through various windows in the house. man i laughed so hard when i went inside.

 

edit 2:

 

haha, my weed smells like pussy.

Edited June 9, 2007 by Paco

[asimov]

Well it is 6:30 now and I head off for a rave at 7;30, pretty much been sitting round the house for the past 3 hours bored out of my mind waiting for tonight to come. I've got plenty of pills weed and medic on hand so it should be a killer night . I'll try buy some acid when I get there, since my hookup won't happen till tomrrow but otherwise I'm all set.

 

 

@ Paco, man your a crackup

 

[Mullen]

 

werdz

haha, nah, i just wanted the weed to cure my lazy summer days. post the topic, man.

 

i took a few hits of the pipe at 12pm and right now its 1149, and the high has finally wore off. god, that was some good weed.

Wait, you're saying you were stoned for just over 11 and a half hours?

I thought he meant that he went back in time from 12 to 11:49 and he was stoned even BEFORE smoking .

 

Tonight there's gonna be a huge concert in my town. We're bringing a sh*tload of beer and hash, so I expect some heavy drinking and smoking, it's gonna be great.

[jimmy.]

I thought he meant that he went back in time from 12 to 11:49 and he was stoned even BEFORE smoking .

 

I thought so, too. Maybe Paco just smokes some laced sh*t that allows him to go back in time. Could happen. So I just bought some bongos. My appreciation for music is so much more acute when I'm faded and it is good to have something I can just pick up and start to mess around with that will result in a sound. Great purchase.

[just another thug]

I thought he meant that he went back in time from 12 to 11:49 and he was stoned even BEFORE smoking .

 

I thought so, too. Maybe Paco just smokes some laced sh*t that allows him to go back in time. Could happen. So I just bought some bongos. My appreciation for music is so much more acute when I'm faded and it is good to have something I can just pick up and start to mess around with that will result in a sound. Great purchase.

Haha bongos are classic. That is so stereotypical stoner to own bongos.

[Dr Doidberg]

im so ripped i thought this topic was gone so i made my own

[*MURDOC*]

im so ripped i thought this topic was gone so i made my own

And that to me, is classic!

 

In other news, I smoked with my new girlfriend for the first time yesterday, and she barely ever smokes, so she was a 2-hit wonder and I got effed up on the other 90% of herbs left in my pipe.

 

Good sh*t too, she was fuuuuuucked up.

 

I was pretty fuuuuuuucked up as well.

[Dr Doidberg]

i might start selling to some friends. not sure if i wanna get in the biz though.

[Runey]

im so ripped i thought this topic was gone so i made my own

Like I said there, that must be some QUALITY sh*t.

 

[Dr Doidberg]

almost forgot. after an hour of street racing i came across RIDE. they check for drunk drivers. cop asked me if i had anything to drink. i said not yet, going home to get drunk. he said ok dont drive after you do, and he told me to have a nice day.

 

i was a little high and had 1 beer.

 

that freaked me out. i cant believ i almost forgot it happened. seems like so long ago but it was just 3 hours ago.

[beavis]

Yeah its bullsh*t. We have check points in the city here, and its always a hassle trying to go home without being hassles by the cops.

 

Gawd i hate being broke and no weed.

[just another thug]

Out here in the 'burbs we don't have checkpoints. But, the cops are f*cking insane. They are cocky motherf*ckers.

[pimp_60cent]

Sup guys. Anyone got any good songs to listen to while high? Also everytime I am high I find myslef with a boner, anyone else get this?

[Mullen]

 

Sup guys. Anyone got any good songs to listen to while high?

Madvillain - America's Most Blunted

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

Gino Vanelli - Gettin' High

The whole Trojan "Ganja Reggae" box-set

The "Growers of Mushroom" album by Leaf Hound

 

Or anything by Frank Zappa, really funny stuff, it cracks me up whenever I'm stoned.

[Paco]

Sup guys. Anyone got any good songs to listen to while high? Also everytime I am high I find myslef with a boner, anyone else get this?

Anything:

 

Spacemen 3

Galaxie 500

Bethany Curve

Boards of Canada

Stereolab

Lush

My Bloody Valentine

Kyuss

Charalambides

[just another thug]

It depends on the part of the high and the mood your trying to capture.

 

Whenever I want to chill out and fall asleep I listen to:

 

Mogwai

Explosions In The Sky

God Is An Astronaut

My Bloody Valentine

LSD And The Search For God

M83

[Paco]

within the past month i've smoked 3 different strains (two middies, one high grade) and experience the same exact high every time. a few months ago, my highs would differ, but now it's all the same sh*t.

 

what's going on?

[pimp_60cent]

Okay, thanks. I find myself digging through my dad's old CDs of 70s and 80s music, you know like funk, and that puts me in the mood.

 

Anyone else get any boners while there high?

[Mullen]

I don't get automatic boners while stoned, but it's a little harder to control my schlong if there are hot gals around.

[pimp_60cent]

 

I don't get automatic boners while stoned, but it's a little harder to control my schlong if there are hot gals around.

Well not automatically. But like when I start to get warm and feel good and you know, I look down to see a bigass boner. I guess weed arouses me.