You are addicted to GTA...

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You are addicted to GTA if you search for K-DST when driving your car.

[torino]

you are addicted to gta if you get scared when you see a low flying helicopter and youre addicted when you go in a parking lot and see nice cars you want to jack

[HolyGrenadeFrenzy]

You know you are addicted to GTA SA when your nephew is drunker than $700.00 and he calls you up in the middle of the night to come over and says he doesn't know but may be in trouble......And the first thing you think is "Where is the [email protected] PayNspray when you need one?" and "Go over there and get those police bribes before you come over!"

[The Raven]

You are addicted to GTA if you stay underwater for very long time just to increase your lung capacity.

[TheTank]

You are addicted to GTA if you try to shoot with two pistols after picking up only one.

[torino]

this ones obvious, and dunno if its said, but

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Youre addicted to san an when youre being chased by a cop and going " WHERE THE FU*K'S A PAY N' SPRAY!"

[tokarev33]

your addicted to gta if you feel like wasting your teacher coz he was wearing purple, and thing ur too smart to go to school...

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You are addicted to GTA if you go to bed 15 minutes after waking up.

[TheTank]

your addicted to gta if you feel like wasting your teacher coz he was wearing purple, and thing ur too smart to go to school...

Quoting Ryder

[The Raven]

You are addicted to GTA if you take a picture with a camera and after that you wonder where's you savegames directory to see the picture.

[OG-LOC R360]

You're addicted to GTA when you expect to be in a car race when you enter the stadium.

[Cyc2u]

When your friend says, "Hey look at that nice Ferrari over there!"

And you reply, "Thats a Cheetah you moron! DUH?"

[tacojoe]

You are addicted to GTA if you punch some stranger for no reason with hope of killing him in a few seconds and getting the money that he drops.

[The Raven]

You are addicted to GTA if you think that after you kill a bunch of people (including cops) and you'll get arrested just for a while and released with $100 less and you're free to go.

[pimp_60cent]

You are addicted to GTA when you go into the barber, bald and expect him to give you an afro.

[The Raven]

You are addicted to GTA if you get a sniper rifle and aim at the moon and you think you can shoot it and it will grow.

[pimp_60cent]

You are addicted to GTA when you dive in the water and expect to find floating oysters.

[The Raven]

You are addicted to GTA if you think that going to a shooting range will increase your ammo.

[manofpeace]

You are addicted to San Andreas if you look for a diskette the size of a computer floating in oyur kitchen to save your progress. As well you are addicted if you find the need to come out of your closet every time you put a piece of clothing on and inspect it, even a watch.

[GritSandWiches4Breakfest]

You are addicted to GTA when you go swimming and expect to find oysters.

[epoxi]

When you discover Bigfoot, the first place you report it is on GTA Forums.

[tokarev33]

you are addicted to gta if after some achievement in life, the first thing you want to so is save your progress, or even better(or worse should i say), after buying a new car from the showroom you carefully drive it to your garage, go home, sleep, get up in the morning and take it out and run over policemen, coz now its saved in your garage.

 

 

you're addicted to gta, if your in a hurry and need to rech office soon, so your speed up your car the last few metres and then jump out of it when its near the entrance.

 

you're addicted to gta when you just lost balance and are falling off the roof a tall building and all that comes to your mind in such a situation in "WHAT THE F**K???"

[The Raven]

You are addicted to GTA if you try to do a barrel roll with your car to get a gold award.

[RocketGator]

You're addicted if you start calling the real cities "Los Santos", "San Fierro" and "Las Venturas".

[AnandaShake]

You're addicted to GTA when your girlfriend dumped you because you spoke down to her all the time with sarcastic replies.

[TheTank]

You're addicted to GTA, if you jump from a skyscraper and think "I will barely survive if i won't go to diving position."

[davidthegtamaster]

You are addicted to gta if you can survive a fall over the middle of the ocean 20 kilomters above the sea when you jump out of a harrier with no parachute

[HolyGrenadeFrenzy]

You are addicted to gta if you can survive a fall over the middle of the ocean 20 kilomters above the sea when you jump out of a harrier with no parachute

And swim back to shore!

[vicecitylover400]

Your Adicted to San Andreas when you try to jump off a building and scroll to find the parachute for 2 minuits.

[tacojoe]

You are addicted to GTA if you can talk underwater.