Nick Papagiorgio Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Not sure if this was used, but: You're addicted to GTA when you park your dented, crashed car in the garage, and expect it to be scratchless when you reopen the garage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 14, 2007 Author Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if after you get home you are looking for the save pickup to save your game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-/TNT\- Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you look frantically for a save pickup on Monday mornings to skip school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTank Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA, if you lose your girlfriend and go to look for her from the place you first met her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Flight Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you enter a Taco Bell and ask: "Err, am I at Cluckin' Bell now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG-LOC R360 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You're addicted to GTA when you think you're in for a treat when you order hot coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGJONES Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You're addicted to GTA if: You walk into your closet and expect a menu to come up so you can select what clothes to wear. You think a tattoo will be pain-less and will take 5 seconds. You think a tattoo can be removed in 5 seconds. You see a fat black man wearing a green top and think "Oh my god, There's Smoke... I better do a better job of killing him than CJ did. When you travel to LA and try to find Sweet and ask him for missions. When no other game is good enough for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you go to Area 51 and expect a jetpack and aliens. Oh, and I saw this show about Area 51. They went there with cameras and everything, but the base was completely abandoned, no guards, no cars, no people, nothing. Amazing how not so many people watch the History Channel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-/TNT\- Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Oh, and I saw this show about Area 51. They went there with cameras and everything, but the base was completely abandoned, no guards, no cars, no people, nothing. Amazing how not so many people watch the History Channel... They use alien technology; everything is invisible! You are addicted to GTA if you think that only you can fire from a tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Oh, and I saw this show about Area 51. They went there with cameras and everything, but the base was completely abandoned, no guards, no cars, no people, nothing. Amazing how not so many people watch the History Channel... They use alien technology; everything is invisible! You are addicted to GTA if you think that only you can fire from a tank Yeah, maybe they were all invisible. On topic: You are addicted to GTA when you think stealing an ambulance and rescuing sick and injured people through the town is going to increase your max health. |DeviantArt|Flickr|YouTube|#amf| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you stay in the middle of the highway and wait for a car to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnzooger Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you go to Area 51 and expect a jetpack and aliens. Oh, and I saw this show about Area 51. They went there with cameras and everything, but the base was completely abandoned, no guards, no cars, no people, nothing. Amazing how not so many people watch the History Channel... Funny how the same channel said that there are armed gards that can shoot on sight and daily flights for employees on "Janet Air" from Las Vegas. Seriously though, you think they would let a group of cameramen and reporters into the real area 51? It was obviously a set just like the moon landing. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hl_world Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You know you are addicted to GTA if, like me, you are prepared to put up with stupid opinions, underage kids, overuse of smileys and bad spelling on a certain forum website to talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You know you are addicted to GTA if, like me, you are prepared to put up with stupid opinions, underage kids, overuse of smileys and bad spelling on a certain forum website to talk about it. Yeah, and Crackhead Forum Members too! Which btw, you are at this time and all of us have been at one time or another. But most of All: You Know You Are Addicted to GTA SA if other areas of your life become fizzled and dull and seemingly unimportant by comparison. Their isn't a 12 step program that I am aware of, is anyone else aware of one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manofpeace Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 You know you are addicted to GTA if, like me, you are prepared to put up with stupid opinions, underage kids, overuse of smileys and bad spelling on a certain forum website to talk about it. Yeah, and Crackhead Forum Members too! Which btw, you are at this time and all of us have been at one time or another. But most of All: You Know You Are Addicted to GTA SA if other areas of your life become fizzled and dull and seemingly unimportant by comparison. Their isn't a 12 step program that I am aware of, is anyone else aware of one? It's in Amsterdam Lol, they're serious over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 OFF TOPIC: You know you are addicted to GTA if, like me, you are prepared to put up with stupid opinions, underage kids, overuse of smileys and bad spelling on a certain forum website to talk about it. What are you trying to accomplish here This is supposed to be for fun not for complaining So have fun like everyone else or just don't post! If you have any problems posting crap here won't slove them ON TOPIC: You are addicted to GTA if you jump off a plane with a parachute then close the parachute and expect to survive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if your car flips over, catches fire and explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 When sleep without a save point seems meaningless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-/TNT\- Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 (edited) You are addicted to GTA if you expect a blowjob from your girlfriend eveytime you buy her flowers. Get real. Edited April 16, 2007 by -/TNT\- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if the only way to get someone to follow you is by pointing a gun at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark. Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Not sure if these have been said before: You are addicted to GTA when you stand near a payphone and expect it to ring. You are addicted to GTA when you think that driving like a maniac is OK unless you hit a police vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you think you can use your cellphone only when someone calls you. You are addicted to GTA when someone calls you and you are looking for the key to answer (on PC default TAB). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAburnout Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You know your addicted to GTA when you won't go inside doors that do have a yellow triangle in front of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dertyjerzian Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You know your addicted to GTA when you won't go inside doors that do have a yellow triangle in front of them I said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 (edited) OFF TOPIC: He's right I am sure you didn't mean to repeat him, but if you post again here please check if someone else has posted it before you Although it's funny ON TOPIC: You are addicted to GTA if you think the barber can make you various haircuts over and over again for a few seconds. You are addicted to GTA if you find a weapon on the street and start looking for the ACTION button to pick it up, because you already have a weapon in that slot. P.S. My bad I just made the same mistake and posted something that has already been posted. It's alright I corrected it. Edited April 17, 2007 by The_Raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngbreadwinna Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You know you're addicted to gta when u look for a save point to pass free time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 (edited) You know your addicted to GTA when you own an abandoned air field, a strip club, over 50 houses, a casino, a hotel, a mod garage, a car dealership, a condo, a shack in an alleyway up some stairs, a mansion, ice cream factory, a print works, night club, a few fighter jets, a jet pack and about 40 businesses. Oh and Jerz, Somebody already said Before you also! Edited April 17, 2007 by Futurama_Freak1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTank Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You know your addicted to GTA when you own an abandoned air field, a strip club, over 50 houses, a casino, a hotel, a mod garage, a car dealership, a condo, a shack in an alleyway up some stairs, a mansion, ice cream factory, a print works, night club, a few fighter jets, a jet pack and about 40 businesses. Oh and Jerz, Somebody already said Before you also! I wanna add something to this, You are addicted to GTA if (Futurama_Freak1 post) and you still want to be a f*ckin gangsta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTAburnout Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You know your addicted to GTA when your posting on a GTA forum and playing LCS for the PSP at the same time. Thats what i am doing right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIGABOWSER7 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 You're addicted to GTA if your explanation for trying to steal a cop car is "I hit Triangle at the wrong time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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