MrRottweiler Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 ...when you believe the felony was named after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Your addicteed to GTA if you refuse to wear any clothes except Dider Sach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun01 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Your addicteed to GTA if you play it for hours on end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokarev33 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 you're addicted to gta when u quarrel with the lady at the ticket counter at the airport for a flight to liberty city... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockstarFan Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA when you are scared that your girlfriend is a psycopathic robber who will castrate you and then make you eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA when you are scared that your girlfriend is a psycopathic robber who will castrate you and then make you eat them. Well, there goes my chances of thinking I am not addicted. What about if it is true, or at least partially true? Should you worry or not until you wake up and she looks and sounds exactly like Catalina? Then what do you do? Playing certain missions could be considered an attempt to work out your end of your relationship problems. The whole time you are whistfully looking for the tall silent Claude Speed type to come save you! Anger mangagement would be easy with the proper save too.....But then again if you are an idiot the courts and media will blame the game as usual. There has to be a major pro here, if I could only find it! Well, OT> You know you are addicted to GTA SA when "You believe garden gnomes are meant to be shot with crossbow bolts regularly cuz no one whats the little [email protected] in their garden anyway! The mystery of where to find this mythical device of lore is beyond you as well probrably because your ancestors didn't pass along the knowledge of how to make a crossbow to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if after you get in a taxi you are looking for the submission button to start the mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isonis Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you try to look for a spray garage when you have police following you and think they won't notice you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTank Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA, if you try to find the right buttons when dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you do a 1 man drive by shooting through your car window and it does not break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm nice bike Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA 3 if: You start calling New York City "Liberty City, you think you can walk the streets with a rocket launcher and get unnoticed, you go to the bathrooms in Central Park to look for some jobs, you look in dark and abandoned tunnels to find Darkel, and if you bump into people on the street to see if their mother is their sister You are addicted to Vice City if: You drive around Little Havanna looking for Umberto's cafe, if you do drive-bys on anyone wearing purple or blue, if you always want to stay at the Avalon hotel, if you try to kill the owner of a mansion on Belle Island, and if you sit there for hours waiting for a payphone in the parking lot to ring. You are addicted to San Andreas if: You think it is easy to steal planes, you attack anyone wearing purple in Los Angeles, if you see 3 cops haging together, you assume their crooked, and if you try to steal a jetpack and a Minigun from Area 51 while shooting everything that moves. Claude94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 When you cause a mass monk genocide expecting someone to shout out "Gouranga". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segvirion Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You're addicted to GTA if you get involved in a car accident, take the car to your garage, get out of it and then you return and get frustrated when you see that your car didn't repair itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you climb a mountain just to find the bike to start The Chilliad Challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockstarFan Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You are addicted to GTA when you think whether or not you can go into a building because it does not have a yellow triangle floating by its entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm nice bike Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 You're addicted to GTA when you think every talk station in your town has Lazlow on it. Claude94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you manage to eat 8 pizzas in 30 seconds without barfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if after you lose all your money in the betting shop you try to re-load the game and try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You know you are addicted to GTA SA when you see someone standing in a white hoody or black hat and black tank top with their arms crossed and you think"Drug Dealer, I bet that guy has two thousand dollars one him where is my shotgun!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you buy some armor and put it on and not see the armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtermelySmartMan Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You're addicted to GTA if you're amazed over your separate fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-/TNT\- Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you try having sex without taking your clothes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simkas Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You're addicted to GTA if you jump out of a plane 3 kilometers up in the sky and wonder why don't you have a parachute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you get an old rusty plane and almost kill yourself with it just to get pilot license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shutttlecock? Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 you know your addicted to SA when you walk around your house looking for entrances to blue hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA if you drive on the wrong side of the road and the police pay no attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dertyjerzian Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 if you dwell outside because you can't find a building with a yellow triangles bouncing in front of it's door, you might be addicted to GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG-LOC R360 Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA when you fell abused every time Jack Thompson writes a letter about GTA and how it can get in the hands of little kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnzooger Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You are addicted to GTA, if you try to find the right buttons when dancing. Sounds like DDR to me. You're addicted to GTA when you think every talk station in your town has Lazlow on it. Claude94 What if that's true? OT> You know you're addicted to GTA when when you try to compare every movie you see to a mission you've played. (Example: "How could he not make that jump to get away from the cops? I've jumped over an entire L.S. freeway!") Or, if you think the only way you can get a girlfriend is to meet her while doing a job for someone... Oh wait, this was true for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtermelySmartMan Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 You're addicted when you wonder why somebody else is running faster than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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