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You are addicted to GTA...


The Raven
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This is my second topic I "brought back to life".

I couldn't find the old topic, so I belive it's been deleted.

Anyway this could be considered as a game and there's only one simple rule.

Complete the quote:

 

 

You are addicted to GTA...

 

with something funny.

For example:

 

 

You are addicted to GTA if you crawl starving to the kitchen to get some food to help you survive the next mission!

 

Everyone is invited to play. There is no limit for the replies (I mean for the game for the topic the limit is 1000) and you can post more than one reply.

 

ENJOY
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You are addicted to GTA if you are writing a cheque and write "Niko Bellic" instead of your real name.
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chillwinston8717

You are addicted to GTA if you request to be taken to the local burger joint to heal your recent gunshot wounds...

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you re addicted to gta if after successfully emptying your bowel in the toilet, the flush sounds like.......

 

 

Dind ding dang ding - dinnnnng, ding ding dang dang....

 

MISSION PASSED

MOOD +

FRUSTRATION -

- 10 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER

 

 

 

 

sry for the capital letters...

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You know you're addicted to GTA when you pull a cell phone out of your chest

You reminded me the real name was "You Know you are a GTA: SA addict when..." I have forgotten that, but since this game has already started and it's V2 the name will remain the same.

 

 

Now on topic:

 

 

You are addicted to GTA if you buy some new clothes and you are surprised when you see that they haven't been delivered to your wardrobe.
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hmm... You know you are GTA addict when You are at the Heavens Gate/Hell's backdoor, You wonder why You weren't revived from the deadly gunshot wouds... That was bad...

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You know you're addicted to GTA when you climb to the top of a big building and you get frustrated for not finding a parachute there. smile.gif

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You are addicted to GTA if someone talks to you on the street and you are looking for the button to reply positively or negatively.
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You are addicted to GTA when you start making topics like this.

You are dumb if you register here in Forums just because You want to say something like that sneaky2.gif . People do these for fun, You don't have to take them too seriously. mad.gif

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You are addicting to GTA that when you your girlfriend invites you to sex, you crash because you have V2.

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RockstarFan

You are addicted to GTA when you go into the police station shower you look surprised because you have not found a sex toy mercie_blink.gif

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You are addicted to GTA if you do crazy stunts with your bike (and almost kill yourself) just to get the $500 reward.
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You are addicted to GTA if you try to steal a parked car, and the door is actually unlocked.

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You are addicted to GTA if you try to reload after your girlfriend catches you two-timing
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You are addicted to GTA if you go to LA and expect Vagos and Grove St. gangs in Trenton and East LA. As well, you are addicted if you go to the airport, and expect you will be able to steal a jet and then crash, and wake up at the hospital doors with $100 less and all weapons removed. turn.gif

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Your addicted to GTA when you walk into your kitchen and expect to see 4 weapons spinning around next to your fridge.

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XxDarkxPsychicxX

You are addicted to GTA when you go to a supermarket looking for Cok-o-Pops.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

Your addicted to GTA when you walk into your kitchen and expect to see 4 weapons spinning around next to your fridge.

You are addicted to GTA SA if you have said weapons in kitchen, too. Especially if they are an AK-4&, two Sawd Off side by side shotguns, a Tech-9 and Moltov Cocktail ingrediants all kept in a localized location with a 100 empty glass bottles plus 120 boxes of the aforementioned assorted ammunition. biggrin.gif

 

OT> When you dream about playing GTA SA and wake up angry.gif that you didn't get to finish the mission you were on! Especailly when you just have to turn it on and play. But your fuzzy opinion is about how "Well" you were doing.......(...don't bring this to councillers they can't handle it and really have no idea why it could be important or what it symbolizes and if they claim too are probrably making something up out of their own or others own bias nonGTA playing snooty opinionated ignoramous self portfolio(s)) sly.gif...<from A former Philosophy/Psyche Mega-Student lol.gif

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You are addicted to GTA if you see rotating horseshoes or rotating camera icons that glow brightly when it's dark.

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you are addicted when you dont know if a thins that you remember fron the game was a dream or you playing tha game...

and when you fall asleep at the school and start talking about the game.

 

(off topic)

i once fall asleep at the school, and i said "GTA San Andreas!" "Play Playstation2" and ther was a lot of cheats i said. the teacher dident know what to do.

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You're addicted to GTA if you go to a barber and be done with your haircut in 5 seconds.

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You are addicted to GTA if you start shooting at the tires of the vehicles to increase your weapon skills.
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You are addicted to GTA if you press "W" whenever you are driving your motorbike and want to do a wheelie.
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You know when your addicted to gta when you walk out on your street, looking for your jump jet on your brothers house...

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You are addicted to GTA if you jump off a cliff without a parachute and type AIYPWZQP to get one.
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You are addicted to GTA if you get wounded and instead of going to a hospital you go to a McDonald's to regain your health.

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