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Adam Jensen
Âû äîëæíû æäàòü åãî âîçâðàùåíèÿ.

ìèð, ÷òîáû íàïàñòü íà âàøèõ äðóçåé.

òîâàðèù ãîòîâèòñÿ ê âîéíå.

óïðàâëÿåìûé îò e u ê ëåñó ñ ÿáëîíåé.

Îíè îñíîâûâàþò â ïîáåðåæüå ïîðòà, ÷òîáû äîñòèãíóòü îñòðîâà

It`s not Russian. It`s Domestobot. It means if you don`t clean my circuts i will probably go berserk and kill and rape your family while sleaping. Then i`ll take a spoon and i`ll take ur heart out and make u eat it.

Adam Jensen

It`s not Russian. It`s Domestobot. It means if you don`t clean my circuts i will probably go berserk and kill and rape your family while sleaping. Then i`ll take a spoon and i`ll take ur heart out and make u eat it.

 

This is the real translation

IceCreamMan

I was talking about DTGTA4. BUT I have my eye on you monocle.gif .This is something I found on the name Deepthroat who ever he or she is they know more then GTA.

 

Gamespot.com are speculating that the furore over the Hot Coffee GTA: San Andreas mod might actually be an artful piece of viral marketing initiated by Rockstar Games.

 

The notion came up in an IM conversation with a source close to Rockstar's marketing department; he told them it wasn't unlikely that the whole thing is a marketing ploy, suggesting Rockstar may have actually given the mod to an outside party as a way of getting around the ratings handed down by the ESRB:

 

DEEPTHROAT: ask the right questions and you uncover the truth

NotTorsRealIM: about the GTA XXX stuff?

DEEPTHROAT: ;-)

NotTorsRealIM: OK deep throat

DEEPTHROAT: hehe

NotTorsRealIM: who would I ask them to?

DEEPTHROAT: i would ask the modder where he got it

NotTorsRealIM: he's not returning e-mails

DEEPTHROAT: i would ask Rockstar if they gave the mod to an interested party as a way to get around the ESRB

NotTorsRealIM: they're not talking either

DEEPTHROAT: for something that was in the game

DEEPTHROAT: its not unlikely that this hot coffee thing

DEEPTHROAT: is merely a marketing ploy

DEEPTHROAT: but I have no proof of that

NotTorsRealIM: wow, this is like X-Files minus the aliens

 

Revolutionary Factor

Its Really All Too Simple.

 

 

The rumors about Nintendo's newly announced console are being passed around these days like the common 'One Dollar Bill'. Not to say this is a bad thing, however, just how far does the speculation go before turning people away? Hold the phone. Speculation never does that. Why is this 'Revolution' different?

The mock-ups have become dull, and redundant. What is left of the non-discredited rumors, however educated of a guess they were, has left the watcher to think for themselves as to what the mystery is. Nintendo has yet to bring anything forward since the late E3, setting aside the few details of already confirmed specs.

A relatively new photo has sparked my personal interest as to what is ahead for 'us' to discover. We, as a whole, are waiting for any lick of information to drop from the tight grasp of the Big N's bound hands. There is only one question left to ask. Why aren't we thinking "outside the box", when it comes to our speculations?

For those of you who didn't quite catch on, the before mentioned photo was that of a poster that simply stated, "Revolution begins March 2006. Think outside the box.". The stale ideas of touch screens, gyroscopic abilities, and dual-controllers have gone on far enough. What are we going to see in this system that will make us all say "wow", in a lovely state of awe.

With a seemingly endless ammount of information at our fingertips, ala the internet, how can we have reached our peek of creativity? Has Nintendo officially stumped the obscure minds of its loyal customers? Well, maybe it hasn't. The hype certainly hasn't died down, however, the speculation is in a checkmate position. Nintendo can choose to cut us off, or we can flip the playing table, and turn this into a 'whole different game'.

I guess i can't order a full attack on established reasoning without giving fuel. So I have found one thought that has been gnawing at the back of my mind. Why does the Revolution have a "Docking Station" exclusively for Gamecube controllers and memory cards? Can these not simply just be built into the system itself? Well there is a logical explination, as that could be considered a size issue. It still raises the question as to why they would call it a "Docking Station", that is, unless it was meant to 'move around'.

Ok, that is going a little TOO far outside of this miracle box. It's like saying Nintendo is going to throw a flip-up screen and battery somewhere into the already miniscule machine. That's more than way out there, close to an impossibility, but it's a start. The focus, in general, is on the controller. While the controller is important, it more than likely compliments the features not yet 'revealed'. Though i don't know how much longer those features can be restrained.

Just because an 'official picture' has been released, doesn't mean there isn't something left to discover inside the box that is "outside the box". If the controller were the revolutionary item in question, Sony and Microsoft would adapt quickly enough to essentially take away its selling point. The secrecy of what this system holds in store for us, can not only be with the controller, but in the device that is only 3 DVD cases in size. An item so small holds something 'so big', but what?

 

It's not new.

It is really all too simple.

Find me.

It's all about the 'Game'.

 

~Your Deepthroat~

 

Coutesy of IGNIQ

 

*If you seen this already im terribly sorry for re-posting* cryani.gif

Edited by IceCreamMan

This is really an interesting thing going on. I mean, of course it all seems a little false, but with the gamespot article that clearly connects the name DEEPTHROAT with rockstar information is interesting. I wouldn't be suprised if all this was written by a R* employee that just wants to have a little fun with fans. Like someone said before (not sure who at this point in time) the posts were never edited, and were wrote before the trailer was released.

 

As for all the hardcore skeptics...don't believe it. But, it is not a waste of time for us to talk about it and pick it apart. Whatelse are we goign to do? We only have time to kill before more information is released, so why not put some thinking to these posts by Deepthroat? I think its great.

WreckTheLaw
New post by DARKEL in the original Deepthroat topic:

 

 

 

Little update comrade.

 

the location in which we stand is anywhere city

we fly viewing the moon from sunnyside up

these options wave as if a cyclone just hit me

petsovernight are barking but connections shut

the leeds devil fear better the walls of brick city

 

10-16-07

 

Anywhere City is the city from GTA2. Sunnyside is, I believe, the name of the place where the loonies hung out.

 

First post of mine, btw. woo.

 

European Male – Yes?

 

American Male – Our friend is no longer an asset.

 

EM – He never was.

 

AM – Never the less, he served his purpose.

 

EM – He will return to haunt you.

 

AM – I don’t think so, cancel his ticket.

 

EM – No problem, my friend, just ensure the fee is correct this time.

 

AM – You’ll be adequately compensated.

 

EM – See to it that I am.

 

i dont believe this garbage for one second but this above covo sounds like a scene from the game monocle.gif

 

and darkel

 

 

Little update comrade.

 

the location in which we stand is anywhere city

we fly viewing the moon from sunnyside up

these options wave as if a cyclone just hit me

petsovernight are barking but connections shut

the leeds devil fear better the walls of brick city

 

10-16-07

 

wuts pets over night?

leeds devil...isnt rockstar based in leeds,uk?

 

whatsthat.gif

http://www.answers.com/topic/goat - this is the definition of goat

 

In the previous link it stats "goat see Capricorn"

 

So you do that and it takes you to the definition.

 

Now go to this link http://www.astrology-online.com/capricrn.htm

 

This shows you the dates of this sign December 22 -January 20.

 

Maybe on confirmation that we will be going through the winter months? Or I am out there in space again…. I am not sure

this was never talked about so i tought i would bring it back into the conversation and see what everyone thinks.

http://www.answers.com/topic/goat - this is the definition of goat

 

In the previous link it stats "goat see Capricorn"

 

So you do that and it takes you to the definition.

 

Now go to this link http://www.astrology-online.com/capricrn.htm

 

This shows you the dates of this sign December 22 -January 20.

 

Maybe on confirmation that we will be going through the winter months? Or I am out there in space again…. I am not sure

this was never talked about so i tought i would bring it back into the conversation and see what everyone thinks.

I think that's going a bit too far. Not to say winter months won't be in the game, but I just don't think that was meant to be a clue.

 

Still, A for effort.

You should wait for its returning.

The world to attack your friends.

Comrade prepares for war.

Operated from e u to a wood with an apple-tree.

They base in coast of port to reach island.

 

Translation:

 

The truth only outside of tops of a building

You should wait for its returning... this could be anything, a plane, a train, a boat is my main guess though.

 

The world to attack your friends... the new friends he makes in NYC are attacked by the "world."

 

world could be a word for his previous lifestyle... i.e. the crime "world."

 

Comrade prepare for war... russia was the origional communist country (excuse this, i cant remember the specifics, im pretty tired), the commies were fought against by americans, maybe in this game there is prejudice to the russian main character.

 

Operated from e u to a wood with an apple-tree... this means to me, operated from europe to america, the wood(s) contain apple trees...longshot i know.

 

They base in coast of port to reach Island... this either comes across as the commies are in Staton Island or in Vice City.

 

The truth only outside the tops of a building... The truth is either relation to terrorism, or it has to do with the conspiracy nut "The Truth" from GTA:SA... or even better, both!

 

 

 

 

thats my view on the words.

will this help?

 

 

rush 2112 passage to bangkok

 

 

Our first stop is in bogota

To check columbian fields

The natives smile and pass along

A sample of their yield

Sweet jamaican pipe dreams

Golden acapulco nights

Then morocco, and the east,

Fly by morning light

 

Were on the train to bangkok

Aboard the thailand express

Well hit the stops along the way

We only stop for the best

 

Wreathed in smoke in lebanon

We burn the midnight oil

The fragrance of afghanistan

Rewards a long days toil pulling into katmandu

Smoke rings fill the air

Perfumed by a nepal night

The express gets you there

Edited by TruXter
IceCreamMan

 

New post by DARKEL in the original Deepthroat topic:

 

 

 

Little update comrade.

 

the location in which we stand is anywhere city

we fly viewing the moon from sunnyside up

these options wave as if a cyclone just hit me

petsovernight are barking but connections shut

the leeds devil fear better the walls of brick city

 

10-16-07

 

Anywhere City is the city from GTA2. Sunnyside is, I believe, the name of the place where the loonies hung out.

 

First post of mine, btw. woo.

The fly options are better does this mean going to more then one city ? or place to go.

Edited by IceCreamMan

This seems to be an alternate reality game like The lost Experience (based on tv serial Lost) or ourcolony.net (for Xbox360)

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game

 

 

the search for epsilon Program was like an alternate reality game but it was created by san andreas's players, maybe Rockstar North had noticed that and has created deeptrhat to promove his new game.

If you compare his posts they seems to be an ARG.

 

 

spiritualsuicide

One thing I just thought of:

In the last two PM's it mentions "friends from a government agency" - I've been assuming til now that he meant a US government agency with that, but it could be the KGB or something. That would kinda tie in with Darkel's post about comrades preparing for war.

And on the side, has it actually been proven that GTAIV will take place in present-day, or is that just being assumed?

I Smell Like Swag
This seems to be an alternate reality game like The lost Experience (based on tv serial Lost) or ourcolony.net (for Xbox360)

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game

 

 

the search for epsilon Program was like an alternate reality game but it was created by san andreas's players, maybe Rockstar North had noticed that and has created deeptrhat to promove his new game.

If you compare his posts they seems to be an ARG.

Or Halo's infamous I Love Bees

 

www.ilovebees.com

This seems to be an alternate reality game like The lost Experience (based on tv serial Lost) or ourcolony.net (for Xbox360)

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_reality_game

 

 

the search for epsilon Program was like an alternate reality game but it was created by san andreas's players, maybe Rockstar North had noticed that and has created deeptrhat to promove his new game.

If you compare his posts they seems to be an ARG.

Or Halo's infamous I Love Bees

 

www.ilovebees.com

yes! don't you think so?

 

it's probably..recently R* has assumed a new marketing director....

 

darkel was the anarchic version of truth..maybe if deepthorat ise really a employee of R*

 

in GTAIV there will be also a comspiracy plot lika a part of SA buto more serious

 

And on the side, has it actually been proven that GTAIV will take place in present-day, or is that just being assumed?

Yes. There are images in the trailer of the recently constructed Hearst Tower, plus the approximate era of the vehicles confirms a time of about 2006 or later. See GTA IV set in 2006 or later.

Leftfootwonder

Deepthroat's story is true to what will happen in the game (NOT real life). It's very convincing. What he does to escape the Rockstar heavies is what you can do in GTA4. He mentions Bogota, NYC, London and Australia which suggests all of these place will be in GTA4.

 

He knew all of the trailer details before it came out ffs!!! Deepthroat is an employee of R*

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