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Jordan

Take-Two Sues Jack Thompson!

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Master-Of-GTA
For example, I hope the sh*ttiest peice of sh*t car in the game is named "Thompson". This way every time we steal one, we'll all be driving a "Jacked Thompson"... right into the ocean with a hooker onboard of course.

lol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.gif Man, you should email that suggestion to Rockstar... biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

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lastmanonearth

Every GTA fan in the world hates Jack Thompson. The fact that no one harmed him so far is proof that GTA doesn't cause players to be violent - he would get that if he was clever. His ad-hominem attacks at R* show further that he is not.

 

@ Master_of_GTA - You're onto something good!

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tminus

 

I hope the good people at Rockstar North have some good parodies lined up for JT and his self-righteous delusions.

 

For example, I hope the sh*ttiest peice of sh*t car in the game is named "Thompson". This way every time we steal one, we'll all be driving a "Jacked Thompson"... right into the ocean with a hooker onboard of course.

lol.gif I hope so! To which he will file a lawsuit citing defamation or copyright or something.

 

Kent Paul Mission

-"The Great Thompson Jack-off"

Compete with other players <online;)> by jacking cars and destroying them. The first player to 50 wins. 'Jacking' a Thompson fills your Rage Meter. When your Rage Meter is full, you immediately go berserk. In Berserker Mode your Thompson gets jacked-up real hard! It handles real firm, drives faster, faster... and blows up all over you in glorious, blood-filled ecstacy. Players in Berserker Mode run, jump and reload faster. Going 'berserk' is most likely caused by playing the popular crime-orgy video game "Steal Cars, Kill People FOUR" on Degenetron3 for days at a time. This game is hard coded with mind controlling elements in the form of 128bit sexually graphic mini-games and the fulfillment of violent, criminal fantasies. With exposure to thousands of hours of continuous re-programming, the player turns into a zombie and kills everyone he can!

 

*SCKPFOUR's creator, Gamestar Rock, will be sued by Kraff's earthbound knight, Tom Jackson, and all will be right in Kifflom. Tom encourages reformed players of SCKPFOUR to read the 12 tenents of Kifflom, from Fable 69, a Fable of Darkel, which is brilliant in its entirety (since Kraff Himself wrote it), but for those who don't own the Tract, because it hasn't been written, or who think their hands will catch aflame if they touch one, here is the solvent portion that applies to the lawsuit:

 

 

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

 

8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

 

9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

(Paid for by Alex Shrub in 2008)

 

 

 

hes so f*cking whacked out of his mind he is self-parodying. i sometimes wonder if he is really just joking with us ya know, like just "the crazy old jack thompson guy" like that naked cowboy dude from austin, TX. Like in a decade or so everyone, including him, will look back at this and laugh ya know. i mean his ideas and statements are just so out there its almost impossible to take him seriously. and when people do, its almost as if it angers him or something, causing him to do something even more stupid and unexpected. For example people in hollywood who go around dressed strange or something to draw attention to themselves...thats all i really see jack thompson as...some street performer will a little bell dancing around, drawing attention to himself. sadly, he is succeeding. oh well though, maybe we'll see a blow to his little act within the next few months

 

Great characterization. He is our court jester. Hopfrog! (Poe) My new nickname for him, besides Tom Jackson of course. wink.gif

 

 

 

  Every GTA fan in the world hates Jack Thompson. The fact that no one harmed him so far is proof that GTA doesn't cause players to be violent - he would get that if he was clever. His ad-hominem attacks at R* show further that he is not.

Yep, good point, and we are talking about millions of hating GTA fans.

 

I live in Georgia, and frequent Florida. I have often thought about at least doing my own legal surveillance. I have just always wondered if he has any dirty secrets. But you know, spending any time on him is time away form my GTA, and he isn't worth it. Especially all of that! But what would be great is a parody anti-fan film from GTA players. "Jacked Up: The Tom Jackson Story." A court room melodrama about a dashing southern lawyer who talks to his god Kraff, and battles the makers of reckless video games which turn kids into hormone fueled, homicidal maniacs!

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Platinum.

Ah well, I'm kind of glad Jack made that statement to the public. Nobody can take him seriously after this. Take-two are going to crush him into the ground.

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-/TNT\-

He has been digging a hole for himself so long. It looks like nobody needs to push him into it, he's going to do it himself.

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richard the pissed

he actually said that?

 

 

he's totally batsh*t loco insane.

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uNi

JT is the one with serious problems, not gamers.

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UnitedDestruction

well in spirit of the anti-jackism, here are some fun links

 

heres a video of that court hearing after the bully nonsense where they questioned his practices, the contempt hearings

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT30Iwp2wNM

 

and heres an interview after those hearings with jt himself. he actually uses the words cheat codes lol i never expected those to words to come out of his mouth. like one of the comments, hed probably say they were a series of tubes hahaha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBHv7puqGWM

 

and hes a funny pic (no i did not make it)

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Darvinho

Finally! Glad to see TT sticking it to JT! die.gif

 

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Jordan

It will be interesting to see what Take-Two tries to do to him.

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Simon.
It will be interesting to see what Take-Two tries to do to him.

Very.

 

It's about damn time Take Two stood up to him. I hope all goes well for them and they get Jack off their back.

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Engioc
Wow, this is brilliant news! I hope they make the f*cker homeless.

I actually hope he doesn't go to jail or anything like that. Even though he isn't civil, we should show that we know how to be. He just needs to stop bothering Rockstar and Take-Two. He's got a family I believe, and no matter what you think of him, I'd much rather him just say "fine, I'm done...I'll never talk bad about Rockstar again or try to sue them" than going to jail for years. We aren't barbarians.

 

Fine him? Ok, sure...but don't clean him out...leave him enough to live life.

I agree here and it seems like this is all TT2 want, they want lawyers costs paid for, but mostly they just want him to leave them and their games alone. To clean him out, make him homless or anything bad like that would only make T2 and R* look bad and like they live life like their games.

 

I think JT has done enough damage to himself specially for anyone who's read his reply to the law suit. My wife being catholic was actually quite offended by the way he quoted the bible and I think other religious people whilst not liking GTA will not support JT either due to his quote. He seems to have some real problems mentally, to me he smacks of a guy who's life at some point might of been affected by someone who killed themselves or something over playing a graphic video game, music, or movie, and lets be honest there are times this has happened, not saying it was because of R* but not everyone is sane enough to realise the difference between life and the fantasy of games and movies. I actually agree with some of his arguments, I would never let my 7yo daughter play a GTA it is definately a game for mature audiences only but its not a matter of suing R*, they just need to make sure game stores follow the rules on who they sell games too.

 

I think its right for T2 to finally do something about him though, he is wasting their time and the courts time with pointless law suits. Just dont go too far and end up looking just as bad and silly as he is, make him stop the time and money wasting, and leave it at that.

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Jordan

Had Thompson just sued Rockstar Games one time, it would be a different situation. But he has repeatedly been on the attack. It's like if someone keeps poking you and saying "wimp." You'll finally SNAP and push them over the cliff.

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GTA3Freak-2001

I am the only one who thinks TTWO are being a bit petty here? I mean JT is annoying and would be annoying to the company but he seems rather harmless since he hasn't done any major damage on account of his lack of professionalism and "I am always right" attitude. I think they need JT because it keeps the people who could do some real damage away, so essentially the lesser of two evils. Still its nice to see JT getting put in his place by Take2, I don't think he'll ever stop though as he'll just find someone else to attack like EA or some other company he can put the blame on.

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UnitedDestruction
I am the only one who thinks TTWO are being a bit petty here? I mean JT is annoying and would be annoying to the company but he seems rather harmless since he hasn't done any major damage on account of his lack of professionalism and "I am always right" attitude. I think they need JT because it keeps the people who could do some real damage away, so essentially the lesser of two evils. Still its nice to see JT getting put in his place by Take2, I don't think he'll ever stop though as he'll just find someone else to attack like EA or some other company he can put the blame on.

lol, ea, the sims 2 has pubic hair and penises ya know,

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Stefan.

GO JACK! icon14.gif

 

Although, please, don't destroy Take Two. Please.

 

But still, don't let them take you down!!! smile.gif

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EarlStrurxenburgen

Jack Thompson is so stupid! Maybe he should start combing his own underarm hair. lolol!!1

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Stefan.

I don't think people saying Jack is a homosexual and offending him, blah, blah, blah, it's no wonder he sued Rockstar in the first place.

 

For turning people into you.

 

But then again, I guess I am a bit hypocrytical, so I'm still supporting Jack.

 

My point is guys, bagging him is NOT going to improve the situation, so most of these posts are spam.

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Helsinki

 

I don't think people saying Jack is a homosexual and offending him, blah, blah, blah, it's no wonder he sued Rockstar in the first place.

You're totally right. He's actually a nice guy, who just became a target of bullying for no reason.

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UnitedDestruction
I don't think people saying Jack is a homosexual and offending him, blah, blah, blah, it's no wonder he sued Rockstar in the first place.

You're totally right. He's actually a nice guy, who just became a target of bullying for no reason.

dude yeah right. the reason everyone is "bullying" him is because hes a total asshole. And we make fun of him because he sued rockstar, he did not sue rockstar because we were making fun of him. and i doubt if we all started say omg jack thompson, we love you, he would completely change his anti-videogame ways. us making fun of him is no different than him calling us stupid gamers, psychopaths, and all the other bullsh*t that comes out of his mouth, so yeah as far as im concerned he can go f*ck himself

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Helsinki
I don't think people saying Jack is a homosexual and offending him, blah, blah, blah, it's no wonder he sued Rockstar in the first place.

You're totally right. He's actually a nice guy, who just became a target of bullying for no reason.

dude yeah right. the reason everyone is "bullying" him is because hes a total asshole. And we make fun of him because he sued rockstar, he did not sue rockstar because we were making fun of him. and i doubt if we all started say omg jack thompson, we love you, he would completely change his anti-videogame ways. us making fun of him is no different than him calling us stupid gamers, psychopaths, and all the other bullsh*t that comes out of his mouth, so yeah as far as im concerned he can go f*ck himself

Are you fückin' serious? Couldn't you tell I was being sarcastic? Guess I'll have to start using sarcasm tags from now on...

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Crokey
I don't think people saying Jack is a homosexual and offending him, blah, blah, blah, it's no wonder he sued Rockstar in the first place.

You're totally right. He's actually a nice guy, who just became a target of bullying for no reason.

dude yeah right. the reason everyone is "bullying" him is because hes a total asshole. And we make fun of him because he sued rockstar, he did not sue rockstar because we were making fun of him. and i doubt if we all started say omg jack thompson, we love you, he would completely change his anti-videogame ways. us making fun of him is no different than him calling us stupid gamers, psychopaths, and all the other bullsh*t that comes out of his mouth, so yeah as far as im concerned he can go f*ck himself

Are you fückin' serious? Couldn't you tell I was being sarcastic? Guess I'll have to start using sarcasm tags from now on...

Dude, calm it Janet, I've had this discussion before about sarcasm on the internet, you can't tell if someone is sarcastic, unless you deeply know their style or them, or they say they are being sarcastic.

 

But there is another saying about argueing on the internet....

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Helsinki

 

I don't think people saying Jack is a homosexual and offending him, blah, blah, blah, it's no wonder he sued Rockstar in the first place.

You're totally right. He's actually a nice guy, who just became a target of bullying for no reason.

dude yeah right. the reason everyone is "bullying" him is because hes a total asshole. And we make fun of him because he sued rockstar, he did not sue rockstar because we were making fun of him. and i doubt if we all started say omg jack thompson, we love you, he would completely change his anti-videogame ways. us making fun of him is no different than him calling us stupid gamers, psychopaths, and all the other bullsh*t that comes out of his mouth, so yeah as far as im concerned he can go f*ck himself

Are you fückin' serious? Couldn't you tell I was being sarcastic? Guess I'll have to start using sarcasm tags from now on...

Dude, calm it Janet, I've had this discussion before about sarcasm on the internet, you can't tell if someone is sarcastic, unless you deeply know their style or them, or they say they are being sarcastic.

 

But there is another saying about argueing on the internet....

Apparently it's also very hard to tell whether someone is angry or calm... wink.gif

 

Anyways, let's get back on topic - planning how to murder sign-thompson.gif.

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-/TNT\-

Here, Helsinki, for you:

 

[texthere][/sarcasm] tounge.gif

 

UD:What you mean is that when we call him stupid it's the same as him calling us the same? I think you are wrong, at least we can prove that his sanity is disputable, while he does the same ... to himself.

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jmr19
It is crazy how there is always a retard out there that always want to make a big deal out of everything. I am very happy that Idiot Thompson got a taste of his own medicine. rahkstar2.gifviddy_pirate.gifviddy_pirate.gif

I hope that take two wins and get rid of that Idiotic lawyer off their back. When take two wins, all the gamer industries will be celebrating while Thompson is goin out of court while being insulted by gamers everywhere that_guy2057_evilgrin.gifthat_guy2057_evilgrin.gifthat_guy2057_evilgrin.gifrahkstar2.gifrah.gifanuj_cop.gif I could see his face right now its like this cryani.gifcryani.gifcryani.gif

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fitbikesbmx

hahah can you say "OWNED"... owies for him hehe

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tounge2.gif ha ha you lose jack ,time to put your mouth to rest b*tch tounge2.gifsign-thompson.gifsign-thompson.gificon13.gificon14.gifrah.gifrah.gifrah.gifrahkstar2.gifrahkstar2.gifrahkstar2.gifrah.gif

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tounge2.gif ha ha you lose jack ,time to put your mouth to rest b*tch tounge2.gifsign-thompson.gifsign-thompson.gificon13.gificon14.gifrah.gifrah.gifrah.gifrahkstar2.gifrahkstar2.gifrahkstar2.gifrah.gif

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