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You paid 3 times his name for something thats not worth one 50th of his name.

 

He ripped you off.

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He got a Sissy fit over his charicter in SA, left the game (I think) and made his own.

 

Wasn't he supposed to be CJ? I'm grateful it was some other guy, seriously, I can't stand his voice

 

 

wow, just bought it for a $1.50 at eb games, and i really want to return it, it's that horrible, what the **** was 50 cent thinking?

 

hurr hurr hurr what were you thinking of when you decided to buy it?

 

Well...a dollar fifty....

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50 Cent as CJ? LOL. Imagine the ending of "End of the Line" with 50 Cent...

 

SWEET

Don't... don't do it man, he's

gone.

 

CJ

I'm a gangsta.

 

SWEET

It's cool, don't need to put a

bullet in him. He killed his self

in a traffic accident. No one to

blame. Let's roll.

 

The Truth appears.

 

THE TRUTH

I mean, far out, man. You know, I

mean, you beat the system! I tried

for thirty years to cross over but

you've managed it, man. I mean,

man, you're an icon, man!

 

CJ

Oh - thanks, man. But you know I'm gangsta right?

 

KENDL

I'm just glad it's finally over.

 

SWEET

What's up with Smoke?

 

CJ

Smoke was no gangsta. Ryder neither. I'm the real gangsta.

 

KENDL

Smoke? Smoke was always on his

own, always out for self.

 

THE TRUTH

That is the surest path to hell,

man. Well - that or fifteen

microdots and an ounce of

mescaline.

 

CESAR

Let's go get something to eat.

 

CJ

Yeah, I'm hungry and gangsta.

 

Sweet, Cesar, Kendl and The Truth walk away. CJ stays and goes

over to Tenpenny who is laying dead on the floor.

 

CJ

Can't touch a gangsta.

 

CJ, Cesar, Kendl, Sweet and The Truth are in CJ's house.

 

CJ

Got it straightened out, gangsta.

 

KENDL

We got problems in Venturas,

problems in San Fierro. sh*t's

never ending.

 

SWEET

For sure. I mean, the Families is

back on their feet. But we gotta

keep sh*t tight cuz a lot of

people have got their eyes on us.

 

CJ's front door opens. CJ, Sweet and Cesar pull out their

guns. Rosie, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg enter}

 

ROSIE

I come in peace with Mr Dogg here

who has an announcement.

 

MADD DOGG

My, I mean OUR first gold record.

 

Everybody cheers.

 

MACCER

And I've decided to get breast

implants.

 

PAUL

Shut up, will ya?

 

CJ

Anyway, what's next? I can do more, I'm gangsta.

 

KENDL

We should hit the casinos, roll

some dice with Woozie.

 

SWEET

Nah, we gotta take care of sh*t

here first.

 

MADD DOGG

We're going on tour, fan!

 

ROSIE

Has anyone got a tissue? My nose

is... it just won't stop running -

anybody?

 

MACCER

Yeah, I have, over here...

 

ROSIE

Uh, I'll pass.

 

KENDL

Carl, where are you off to now?

 

CJ

Anywhere, I'm a gangsta. Everybody love me they they love Pac. Gangsta, straight gangsta, g.

 

Rockstar credits roll.

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CJ

I'm a gangsta.

 

Did the ending actually go like that?

 

Except without the gangsta part...cause I never finished the game....

 

...yeah, during the last mission, my computers was going too f*cking slow and I kept losing. Long story short:accidentally erased my GTA:SA file and I'm not about to play through all of that again. I might, it was a good game...but I gotta get around to installing that one of these days.

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only a $1.50, stfu and play the damn game. you cant get games that cheap all the time, play it to play it!@!

Well, this game is the Definition of crap, so he has a reason.

dude the game wasnt that bad it was a pretty fun shooter with a not so great storyline but still had some pretty cool effects and moves. The game isnt that Bad at all just play the shooter and try to ignore the story, i mean the guy paid One Dollar and fifty cents geez, what else can you buy for a buck fifty?? a can of pop and some candy?? at least this game will give you a few hours of not being bored!!

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Rapper says parents should buy kids his new Bulletproof video game to teach them a lesson.

 

Rapper 50 Cent, once shot nine times on the street in a gang incident, said Tuesday parents should buy their children his new video game, rated "mature" for blood, gore, and sexual themes, and use it as a teaching tool.

 

The industry rating for 50 Cent: Bulletproof means it has been deemed "not suitable" for those under the age of 17.

 

"Just because it is rated mature doesn't mean you shouldn't buy it for your kids," the rapper, whose given name is Curtis Jackson, told Reuters in an interview Tuesday. "Play the game and explain to them what they are playing."

 

In the game, released just weeks after the popular rapper's movie, Get Rich or Die Tryin', hit the screens, 50 Cent is depicted making his way through New York's underworld with armed guards and guns blazing.

 

I never played it, but I wasn't able to sell very many copies of it. Thats a sign.

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I don't give a crap if the game is $1.50 because your first instinct upon laying eyes on the game should be "Wow 50Cent is a queer" and obviously know that the game is a pile.

 

What in gods name were you seriously thinking when you picked that game up anyways? I bet the EB games guy was laughing silently at your unforgiving mistake.

 

Lol @ Murdoc.

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dertyjerzian

 

I hate the dude, but the game wasn't that bad as everyone said.

you have definately got your priorities backwards.

 

That game blew whale cock and fifty cent is the General. Bow down and kiss the pinky ring.

 

Yes, he ws supposed to play CJ (carl curtis, johnson jackson)

 

I remember fifty announcing the game longgg before SA was released "oh, its like grand theft auto. In fact, it is grand theft auto"

 

You lost your deal for whatever reason Sam dropped your ass (most likely for spillin the beans) and got an offer from another company, took it, and saved your rep. Little did you know, fifty, that your junk ass game would junk your name to all nerdy corny ass alergic-t0o-the-sun gamer-fag white boys everywhere. lol. As if you care <3

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