-/TNT\- Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Someone needs to PM Ottae. He tends to forget about this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Flight Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 After Claude got teased so much because of his face being superglued, he thought the best solution was to leave the GTA Universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
difiCa Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 "Claude is a f*cking busta." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 "This is what happens when you do plastic surgery on your face, by yourself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTank Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Claude to camera: Hello! Anybody home?! Guard: Leave that f*cking camera alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm nice bike Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Claude: Damn you! You put in the superpunch code again, didn't you?! *sigh* Maybe I should just stay in Liberty City where there are no such things as superpunch cheat codes... Claude94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habitatxskate Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I'll tell Ottae tommorow that we need a winner and a new pic. Boxer: Claude, get back down here right now or I'll climb up there myself and whack you in the mouth so had your voice will go "What the f*ck is going on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I know this is closed but I couldn't resist! [ QUOTE=Mardy,Mar 26 2007, 20:36] (Can YOU hear my thoughts m*therf*cker, Vote for me or Else I Will come out there and F*ck you up! And give me your keys too. What? What do you mean? I will too come out there I swear and OMG F*cking Kill you and take your car joy riding!).....later Claude Speeds Telepath Book reaches an all time High on the Booksellers list.....All paid for on your credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 1. mark-2007 After one too many facelifts, Claude now resembled a monkey crossed with Joan Rivers. 2. xt0ny claude="Time to put this on MySpace!" 3. Mardy Mike Tyson's right hook sent Claude flying Name Points Mardy 8 =Mister Zero 7 =dcole25 7 Tenaciousd2005 5 MI7 3 The-Exploited 3 mark-2007 3 Vanilla Shake 2 The-Exploited 2 Zeta1 2 xt0ny 2 Athazzz 1 deathdealer 1 ya mum 1 -/TNT\- 1 New Pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeta1 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 And they say Jews don't fly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 After Ken had watched the Matrix one too many times he was sure he was the One and could make the first jump. Sadly due to lag the prophecy did not come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hmmm nice bike Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Once Ken found out Tommy wasn't his freind anymore, got addicted to drugs again, and Tony the talking parrot died, he wondered "What is life worth living for? " Claude94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacojoe Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ken: I poked my head out the building window for one freaking hour and gravity slams a whole heapload of sh*t on my back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxDarkxPsychicxX Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ken: "Super Lawyer to the rescue!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-/TNT\- Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ken: "I must've put my trousers on the wrong "leg"." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 "I'm not going to be able to make babies for over 10 years !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "I can't believe some Russian is the protagonist of GTAIV instead of me! Who does he think he is just rocking up and thinking he runs the show. I've been in multiple GTA's and he hasn't been in one. Oh well I can't even feature in GTAIV either as it is in Liberty City and I don't have the money to get there so.....Goodbye world!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xt0ny Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 (edited) *Gasps for air* "I'd rather jump from my plane instead of letting Cesar's fart suffocate me! Damn you Cesar, DAMN you!!!!" Edited April 7, 2007 by xt0ny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTank Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 *jumping off* Goodbye, cruel world! I don't have nothing more to loose! *closing to earth* D'oh! I do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Zero Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 The invisible beam needed a sh*t load of guts to walk across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Joe Death Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Ottae are you going to announce the winners now or wait till some more post? If you are waiting then come on guy's start posting your captions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OG-LOC R360 Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 What goes two up really must come splattering down!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 I'll remind Ottae when hes nest on to pick the winners and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGrandis Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Ken has found the fastest way to enter the (blue) hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenaciousD. Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 No-one post in ths topic now. I have taken over, theres a new Caption topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardy Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Is anybody there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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