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[Shenmue18]

I don't know who the f*ck that is, but it HAS to be better than jobbing to a midget in a bull suit.

[Xavina]

 

 

Slater's gimmick in The JBL and Cole Show is Clem Layfield, JBL's nephew.

It's possible since the Bad News Barrett gimmick was born with that show.

[Shenmue18]

Sounds goofy, but still better than jobbing clean to a midget in a bull costume.

[EQUIN0X]

So with the other two members of 3MB gone, I wonder if this means Heath Slater might be getting a repackaged character in the near future, what do you guys think?

 

What? You're not happy that Slater is the ONE MAAAAN BAAAAAND BAYBAAAAAAY again?

[Shenmue18]

Austin said in an interview that he would consider an in ring return if the time and place were right. Vince, get CM Punk back in the WWE, Punk vs Austin, Mania 31, MAKE IT HAPPEN DAMMIT!

[Corndawg93]

Not before Cena gets his wish

 

When Gay Superman was on Austin's podcast, at the end of the cast Gay superman implied he wanted a match against Austin

 

If that happen and Cena won, Bruce would go his tree big time

Edited June 13, 2014 by Billy james

[Shenmue18]

Bruce would be putting the first person he saw through 5 flaming, barbed wire wrapped, thumbtack covered tables.

 

Also, I like the new nickname for Cena you came up with.

[Corndawg93]

Thank you

 

Smackdown starts with The Shield making a promo, same thing from RAW but HHH showed up on the Titan Tron and said DeanBrose has MITB qualifying match with The crab walker (Brey Wyatt) and Super Roman vs The News Man

 

Super roman vs The NewsMan and I feel every Close-line tells it own story and it ends with 3MB being a**holes but Super Reigns destroys them all and gives the most devastating spear to Heath Slater

Edited June 13, 2014 by Billy james

[reform]

 

[Corndawg93]

Smackdown review cont....

 

Super Roman done good there

 

Later it's Jey Uso vs The Dope of the Wyatt and Ranga from Ireland Vs the Swiss Superman

 

Dopey beat Jey in a really sloppy match

 

Now it's time to Bolieve

 

Bo Dallas vs R Truth

And Bo wins, very inspirational

 

Now Is The Ranga vs Swiss Superdude

Good match so far, Holy awesome match Batman

 

Cesaro wins with a roll up, really good match

 

Brey Wyatt's promo about dreaming and waking up to a harsh reality, until Sister Abigail says he can be all that he can be

 

No I don't want to be a fisted anus, I'd rather be a heathy fruit than that

 

Body Builder vs Jack F*ggot, also RAW was number one in idiocy

And during the match the extremely boring Russian Lana interrupts

Big E wins

 

Oh look a RAW Rebound (Couph) Gay (Couph)

 

And now it's The Freaky Cult leader vs the unstable DeanBrose

 

Freaky Cult leader won after Seth Rollins interfered, some damn fine entertaining

 

8.7/10

Edited June 13, 2014 by Billy james

[EQUIN0X]

I like Bruce's new nickname for Cena: The Cornball of Pinfall.

[Corndawg93]

Gay Superman is better

[XTREME0235]

- And Bo wins, very inspirational

- No I don't want to be a fisted anus, I'd rather be a heathy fruit than that

- Body Builder vs Jack F*ggot

- Oh look a RAW Rebound (Couph) Gay (Couph)

 

HAHA.

I love your Smackdown reviews Billy. Makes me not need to watch the show or read articles on what happened because you cut to the point whilst adding gold humour into it.

 

Keep it up.

[Johan]

So with the other two members of 3MB gone, I wonder if this means Heath Slater might be getting a repackaged character in the near future, what do you guys think?

Probably kept him just so they can continue having him jobbing.

 

Sucks they released Drew though.. he had a LOT of talent and was hoping he'd be repackaged again.

And Theodore Long too??? What's going on over there playa?!

[AznDragon89]

Teddy Long retiring

and Cm punk contact may be extended by WWE without his permission

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/483661-report-wwe-could-renew-cm-punks-contract-without-his-permission

Edited June 13, 2014 by AznDragon89

[Shenmue18]

Would WWE really want to stop Punk from potentially being in another company that much to continue to pay him a sh*tload of money? Keeping in mind that Punk's contract was pretty damn lucrative.

[AznDragon89]

he getting paid to sit at home

[Shenmue18]

Yeah, it's a great deal for Punk, but that's a lot of money for WWE to be blowing to keep him out of wrestling.

[AhmadJ]

lucky bastard get to sit at home banging aj lee

[Shenmue18]

Speaking of which, I heard that their wedding was today.

[AznDragon89]

Speaking of which, I heard that their wedding was today.

youre right

http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/282qpj/cm_punk_and_aj_lee_married_today/

[Shenmue18]

Also, wasn't there supposed to be a WWE 2k15 trailer released at E3 yesterday?

[AhmadJ]

heres our current champion, VACANT's titantron!! a f*cking legend 100 time world champion he has captured the title from the likes of bork laser, green man and cp munk

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3osndml7m2Y

 

heres the twitter https://twitter.com/WWEVacant

 

Follow the legend or die

Edited June 14, 2014 by AhmadJ

[Corndawg93]

Well I thought that as well, it's seems Tony the pizza guy and Tubby Emu got some bad information

[AhmadJ]

its already out

 

[AhmadJ]

So Far Confirmed Roster:

 

- Bray Wyatt

- Cesaro

- Hulk Hogan

- John Cena

- Roman Reigns

- AJ Lee

- Naomi

 

 

 

Details from Game Informer:

 

- WWE 2K15 will be the new-gen debut of the series of PS4 and Xbox One (In addition to PS3 and Xbox 360)

 

- Developer Visual Concepts is taking on a much bigger role this time around alongside longtime developer Yukes

 

- Visual Concepts is incorporating its impressive scanning tech made famous in its NBA 2K games

 

- The team has hounded WWE's roster of wrestlers during their nonstop travel schedule and already has 90% of the in-game roster scanned in. Interestingly, I saw a photo of Hulk Hogan getting scanned. While a classic version of him is in the game alongside the announced wrestlers. It's unclear what role today's older Hulk Hogan would serve. Maybe he shows up for a hosting role as he did for the recent Wrestlemania XXX

 

- The ultimate goal of all this is to closer match WWE's TV presentation

 

- The key to all of this is a new mo-cap studio that contains an actual WWE ring set up by a real WWE ring rechnician

 

- This will result in five times the number of animations than WWE 2K14

 

- A new months-later cutoff date for inclusion of the latest WWE content will help ensure that the game is that much closer to the latest roster and storylines

 

- Audio is getting a complete overhaul as well with five times the sound of last year's game. For the very first time, announcers Jerry " The King" Lawler (Pedophile) and Michael Cole will be recorded in tandem, creating more natural conversation threads. I heard a sample clip of the two discussing The Undertaker's Hell's Gate submission move and it already sounds much improved. There will be a massive 30 to 35 hours of commentary per announcer to keep things fresh and prevent hearing constant repeats

 

Edited June 14, 2014 by AhmadJ

[Shenmue18]

I watched the E3 "trailer" and it literally showed no gameplay, no screenshots or character models, it didn't even give any info we didn't know, it just said Bray Wyatt. Cesaro, Hulk Hogan, F*ckboy Buckethead and Roman Reigns are in the game which we all already knew from the promotional art poster thingy we saw days ago.

 

Also, Ahmad, Billy already posted all of that info before.

Edited June 14, 2014 by Shenmue18

[Corndawg93]

Yeah I already posted all that

[AhmadJ]

[email protected]#$%

[Shenmue18]

Yeah man, get with the times dude.