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[Shenmue18]

Hold up, let me guess how the show ended. Cena hits the FU on either Rowan or Harper (If not both), as Bray Wyatt and his stablemates back down from Cena, while Cena stands victorious?

[Corndawg93]

Yep

[Shenmue18]

That's how you know WWE has gotten too predictable. I mean, they've ended so many shows like that with Cena. It's either that, or 3 or more people get the numbers advantage on Cena. It's never Bray Wyatt or any other heel facing Cena standing tall by himself.

[Corndawg93]

And because of that, they've got me.... Mad now

[Shenmue18]

Billy's stood around, he's listened to everything WWE's had to say, he did everything necessary. But when you turn around and you backstab him one way or another and you ch-cheat him out of what's rightfully his, THAT'S WHEN HE GETS ANGRY! Now he's the one doing the challenging, he's issuing a challenge to you John Cena! Get... In the ring with him. This time... he's... going... full... FORCE!

Edited May 25, 2014 by Shenmue18

[Corndawg93]

Is that a Cena promo

Edited May 25, 2014 by Billy james

[Shenmue18]

Jumpin' Jeff Farmer cuts WAAAAAAY better promos than Cena ever has.

[XTREME0235]

Billy's stood around, he's listened to everything WWE's had to say, he did everything necessary. But when you turn around and you backstab him one way or another and you ch-cheat him out of what's rightfully his, THAT'S WHEN HE GETS ANGRY! Now he's the one doing the challenging, he's issuing a challenge to you John Cena! Get... In the ring with him. This time... he's... going... full... FORCE!

 

"Listen Shen and... Billy. I uh... I respect your.. drive and your will to succeed. But I uh, don't think that I uh, can give that to you. I uh, must do what's right... for my fans because I love them. Uh... please like me." - F*ckboy Buckethead.

Edited May 25, 2014 by XTREME0235

[Corndawg93]

Has he ever done a promo like that where he talks real slow like, if he has please link it

[Shenmue18]

He's done a LOT of promos in that style of "I'm always here, I do so much for the fans, please accept me", but he's obviously never come out and just said "Please like me" in any of his promos. Talking really slow like that, I'm not 100% sure if he's done something like that though.

Edited May 26, 2014 by Shenmue18

[Corndawg93]

This week in podcast land

 

The Steve Austin show = Big Van Vader

The Ross Report = ???

Talk is Jericho = Jake Roberts

The Steve Austin Show Unleashed = Cowboy James Storm

Talk is Jericho = DDP

Who's Next = Terry Crews

[Shenmue18]

I listened to Goldberg's podcast the other day, it was pretty damn good. I'm looking forward to listening to this week's hopefully. Jericho with Jake Roberts and DDP should be cool. I also heard the first part of the James Storm/Steve Austin one, they seemed to relate to each other pretty well, part two should be a good listen.

[reform]

Still waiting for Taker to be on Austin's.

[Shenmue18]

Taker on Austin's podcast would be one hell of a show.

[Corndawg93]

Well Austins back in Texas, so theres a high chance

 

Also, theres a chance that there will be 2 MitB matches.

Edited May 26, 2014 by Billy james

[AznDragon89]

 

Iron sheik in robot chicken

[Hodgey.]

This Raw is going to be rite sh*te. Only think decent about Raw last week was the crowd so now that we are back in the states it's going to be the usual chant every hour or so.

[Corndawg93]

I think RAW will be okey

[reform]

Last Raw before Payback, right? And so far, pretty much everything is still up in the air.

 

I expect at least some go home shennanigans.

Edited May 26, 2014 by reform

[Hodgey.]

I think RAW will be okey

 

They need to try and do something different that we wont see coming rather than the same thing they do every week just packaged and presented in an different way. I hope you are right and it is better, but with the matches and fueds that we have going into Payback I just dont see it happening.

[Corndawg93]

Well that's an effective way to get heat on The Wyatt's.

Edited May 27, 2014 by Billy james

[reform]

Terrible Raw really but not without it's plus points;

 

+ Santino wasn't with Emma

+ They seem to be doing something with Alicia Fox

+ Alicia Fox in general

+ Brie wasn't on TV

+ US/IC titles are getting some love

+ Ambrose dropped the pen

+ Bryan had a good promo!

 

- Drew McIntyre lost to El Torito

- Sandow continues to job

- Adam Rose

- The Usos

- Cena talking

- There's going to be a Rusev / Big E feud

- Ambrose didn't lick the contract after signing

- Reigns

- Eva Marie

[Crokey]

Still miles behind on wrestling right now, I'm up to Extreme Rules, so yeah.

 

But the commentary on this... just epic...

 

 

 

EDIT: This is the contract for this Sunday... check out the bottom line

 

Edited May 27, 2014 by Crokey

[Shenmue18]

I missed last night's episode of Raw, judging from the updates I read online though, it sounded like a pretty bad show. Hopefully Payback will be able to make up for this string of mediocrity from the WWE. Also, the commentary on that video is by former ROH commentator Dave Prazak, glad to see he's still doing work in the wrestling industry.

 

Anyone who calls WWE a creative genius should be shot in the head.

[Corndawg93]

The creative genius thing was a joke

[Shenmue18]

This week's Smackdown spoilers, for anyone who wants to read them.

 

 

The Shield opened the show. A fan jumped the barricade before Seth Rollins even got a word out. The Shield focussed on Evolution, and Rollins said the "end of Evolution will be extinction." Roman Reigns closed and said Evolution would pay for powerbombing him through the table on Raw...

Jimmy Uso vs. Bray Wyatt in a Last Man Standing match was announced for later in the show...

1. Cesaro defeated Kofi Kingston. No pyro for Kingston. Kofi leapt off the top rope and into Cesaro's uppercut, which led to Cesaro getting the win. Cesaro performed The Neutralizer on Kingston afterward...

2. Paige defeated Tamina Snuka. Alicia Fox came to the ring as the match started. Fox took the Divas belt and posed with it before Paige won via submission...

3. Bo Dallas defeated Xavier Woods. Bo won the match and said, "Tonight, we are all winners" before hugging Woods...

4. El Torito (w/Los Matadores) beat Jinder Mahal (w/Drew McIntyre, Heath Slater, Hornswoggle. The tailless Torito won...

5. U.S. Champion Sheamus defeated Intercontinental Champion Bad News Barrett in a non-title match. Paul Heyman sat in on commentary. Sheamus won with the Brogue kick. He grabbed Heyman afterwards, but nothing came of it.

6. Big E defeated Titus O'Neil. Big E carried an American flag to the ring. It appears that E vs. Rusev will be added to the Payback lineup. Lana cut a promo and then Rusev joined her to watch the match. E made short work of Titus.

Raw returns to Atlanta on October 13. The pre-sale password is WWERaw

7. Adam Rose beat Jack Swagger.

8. Bray Wyatt defeated Jimmy Uso in a Last Man Standing match. Wyatt won after a lot of fighting in front of the broadcast table

 

[Hodgey.]

Terrible Raw really but not without it's plus points;

 

+ Santino wasn't with Emma

+ They seem to be doing something with Alicia Fox

+ Alicia Fox in general

+ Brie wasn't on TV

+ US/IC titles are getting some love

+ Ambrose dropped the pen

+ Bryan had a good promo!

 

- Drew McIntyre lost to El Torito

- Sandow continues to job

- Adam Rose

- The Usos

- Cena talking

- There's going to be a Rusev / Big E feud

- Ambrose didn't lick the contract after signing

- Reigns

- Eva Marie

 

I'm really becoming annoyed by the Alicia Fox sh*t. I know they are probably trying to work to something but with the Diva's it's never a good pay off and will probably just get less and less attention till we forget about it. Eva Marie is fit but f*cking sucks at wrestling.

 

It would surprise me if they have Cesaro win the US title so that they can face him off against Barrett and merge the title's into one.

 

Feel sorry for McIntyre and Sandow.

 

Cena sucks a dick. Pairing the Usos is a great way to bury them as why other would WWE put anyone with Cena other than a punishment.

 

Rose and Bo Dallas have f*cking sh*t gimmicks. I can see Adam Rose and Fandango working great as a tag team but what the f*ck can you do with this sh*te sh*te sh*te sh*te sh*te sh*te sh*te sh*te.... gimmick they have given Bo Dallas.

Edited May 28, 2014 by Hodgey.

[XTREME0235]

but what the f*ck can you do with this sh*te (x8).... gimmick they have given Bo Dallas.

Well people are already starting to hate the absolute f*ck out of him which is something you couldn't ask for more when it pertains to heels.

Usually you have heels that people hate or love to hate. But with Bo Dallas, people (including myself) genuinely hate the guy and chances are that's how he will get over as (presumably) a heel.

 

In my opinion the 'E' have hit a gold mine with Bo's gimmick.

Edited May 28, 2014 by XTREME0235

[Hodgey.]

 

but what the f*ck can you do with this sh*te (x8).... gimmick they have given Bo Dallas.

Well people are already starting to hate the absolute f*ck out of him which is something you couldn't ask for more when it pertains to heels.

Usually you have heels that people hate or love to hate. But with Bo Dallas, people (including myself) genuinely hate the guy and chances are that's how he will get over as (presumably) a heel.

 

In my opinion the 'E' have hit a gold mine with Bo's gimmick.

 

 

Is he suppose to be a heel though?

[XTREME0235]

Is he suppose to be a heel though?

I got from it that he was intended to be an inspirational face to appeal to the kids and what not.

Obviously that's not working, in other words I don't think they have a choice but to turn him heel. There's no way people are going to be cheering for this clown, not after this weeks charade after his match.

Edited May 28, 2014 by XTREME0235