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Standard Deluxe 59
14 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

An old street I used to live on was a competition to who could have the brightest and tackiest decorations in their front garden. Walking down it mid-December was an assault on your eyes and ears, some of them had these motion detectors that would play sounds or carols when you walked past.

 

I hate the inflatable statues.

Your neighbors weren't the Griswolds were they?

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Cameron Star
2 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Your neighbors weren't the Griswolds were they?

Not all of them.

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Ned Bingham
20 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

I hate the inflatable statues.

Inflatable Holy Family and Baby Jesus, Inflatable Sheep and Cows, Inflatable Stable, Inflatable Herod and Inflatable Roman Empire.

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spectre07

Walmart closing too early and I needed some things to work in the night, f*ck.

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Cameron Star

My god I wish I'd just drop dead sometimes since I can't find the courage to make it happen. I can't relate with other people at all in real life, I feel like an alien, I can't do the things they do naturally and don't even know how.

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Ned Bingham
1 hour ago, Cameron Star said:

My god I wish I'd just drop dead sometimes since I can't find the courage to make it happen. I can't relate with other people at all in real life, I feel like an alien, I can't do the things they do naturally and don't even know how.

Well you seem able to post on the Internet's coolest forum. What more do you want?  Btw, do you want me to take you our leader?

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Cameron Star
9 minutes ago, Ned Bingham said:

Btw, do you want me to take you our leader?

No, I think I'd die from awkwardness!

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Handsome Jack

My pops caught me smoking and he said no way, that hypocrite smokes two packs a day

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trip
5 hours ago, Handsome Jack said:

My pops caught me smoking and he said no way, that hypocrite smokes two packs a day

I used to dip tobacco and my father got sick of me spitting into a cup in the house.  He was a cigarette smoker.  One day he just snapped and said "why don't you just smoke"?!  I was 15(secretly smoking when not dipping)... I was like yeah my dad said I could smoke.

 

I smoked heavy for a good 30 some years.  Nicotine is a difficult drug.  I'm not one of those "former smokers" that gets involved in other folks stuff.  My wife still smoke and all.   I'm just remarking on how strong a hold nicotine can have.

 

My current grumpiness:  too f*cking cold outside.  I'm not ready for the cold, gray winter.

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Night Machine
7 hours ago, Handsome Jack said:

My pops caught me smoking and he said no way, that hypocrite smokes two packs a day

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Mr. Scratch

Y'all need to stop quoting the Beastie Boys.

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Cameron Star
10 hours ago, Handsome Jack said:

My pops caught me smoking and he said no way, that hypocrite smokes two packs a day

Maybe he doesn't want you to damage your lungs like him?

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

Sometimes I really hate ordering through DoorDash as it seems like every third or fourth order the app glitches and takes forever for the order to be accepted

 

Or it takes ages to find a driver, one time it took almost 30 minutes to find one

 

Or they keep reassigning drivers, Last month I went through four different drivers all with the app telling me they’re on their way to the restaurant only to go in a whole different direction then drop off and a new driver appears (no they weren’t canceling DoorDash reached out to inform a glitch kept assigning drivers and gave me a $5 credit after I complained of the hour and half wait time.

 

Edit: Ooh lookey here, Drivercfinally on their way 38 minutes after they were supposed to have arrived.

 

Edit 2: The young girl was very apologetic almost on the verge of tears as it was her first ever delivery and was having trouble with the app and was so afraid I’d yell at her.

 

but  worth the wait, I’m like extremely ADDICTED to Chipotle Chips & Queso, I order a large to hog all to myself.

 

I wish they’d start selling their Queso in stores

 

 

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paperbagdude

I am about to rant about my socialist government's new bill on tobacco and e-liquids.

 

These illogical ass wipes want to ban sweet and fruity flavors in e-liquids, because they are appealing to children, while also insuring that web shops selling such products, will have more strict age verification prior to check-out. It's f*cking stupid, because the age verification can be implemented easily using our common secure login linked to our social security number, meaning that kids wanting to buy vape products will be denied of sale unless they miraculously know their mom's secure login and can verify the key digits or access their key app.

 

Banning sweet flavors for adults that use it to refrain from smoking tobacco, to insure kids won't get addicted to nicotine, while the secondary official solution with more strict age verification is more than enough, shows how f*cking incompetent and irrational leading politicians can be. They only choose simple solutions which simply cause more problems with greater consequences in the long run.

 

No one wants to stick to tobacco-flavored e-liquid because it tastes horrible, so they might as well smoke again, but since the common price of cigarettes will be raised as well, smoking cigarettes smuggled from Germany and Poland will become the new fashion.

 

I know this is only one out of many different outcomes, but with this new bill, my government will only have more people smoking tobacco again, while they won't earn a penny on tobacco taxes, since many of the cigarettes will be imported. Neither national health or the national economy will benefit of it, and my country-gone-to-the-sh*tter isn't the only one going full retard on this.

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Cameron Star

I'm constantly tired but I also can't sleep. That's not fair.

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Ned Bingham
2 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

I'm constantly tired but I also can't sleep. That's not fair.

Clinical depression is a bitch, no, make that Hell.

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ThanosIsRight

that moment when your ex who lives less then 7 km away made a new account again on planetromeo, which means you barely can ignore the dumbass and you are reminded that the sh*thead actually went and dumped you 2 years ago the night before xmass eve.

 

I mean, sure, hate me all you want, but the drinks he took afterwards that i delivered to him where worth 125 euro or something, which he never payed back, even though i was not allowed to come that night to his house.

 

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spectre07

Stupid 'man of hate.

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Cameron Star

I've had a couple of days of abnormal optimism and motivation to change my life and I made all these plans, but now I'm coming down again and I can't. God damn it.

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Zello

Okay whose bright idea was it to bring back that reaction bullsh*t? Get rid of dat abomination immediately.

  • YEE 4

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Self-Destructive Man

I asked the same PC related question in 5 different places and didn't got a single reply. It's like I'm f*cking invisible to the internet or completely insignificant.

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Jimmy
16 hours ago, Zello said:

Okay whose bright idea was it to bring back that reaction bullsh*t? Get rid of dat abomination immediately.

It was the three footed llama. Who else do you think has the guts do it? 😈

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universetwisters

I f*cking hate my ex roomate. Was a total bum who refused to get a job and left her room a pigsty and stole my mom's clothing but ofc won't admit it. Do you ever meet someone who you talk with and then think to yourself "Wow the world would be a lot better off without people like this"? That's how I feel bout dat ho

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sivispacem
30 minutes ago, universetwisters said:

Do you ever meet someone who you talk with and then think to yourself "Wow the world would be a lot better off without people like this"? 

I think that about, oh, maybe 70-80% of the population.

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gooeyhole
Just now, sivispacem said:

I think that about, of, maybe 70-80% of the population.

You're gonna carry that weight.

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Zello
4 hours ago, universetwisters said:

I f*cking hate my ex roomate. Was a total bum who refused to get a job and left her room a pigsty and stole my mom's clothing but ofc won't admit it. Do you ever meet someone who you talk with and then think to yourself "Wow the world would be a lot better off without people like this"? That's how I feel bout dat ho

Why would they steal your mom's clothing that's just weird man.

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universetwisters
2 hours ago, Zello said:

Why would they steal your mom's clothing that's just weird man.

 Because she’s a vain chick who wants more clothes idk

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Jimmy
7 hours ago, universetwisters said:

I f*cking hate my ex roomate. Was a total bum who refused to get a job and left her room a pigsty and stole my mom's clothing but ofc won't admit it. Do you ever meet someone who you talk with and then think to yourself "Wow the world would be a lot better off without people like this"? That's how I feel bout dat ho

Only all the time. Most people in my line of work are rats or backstabbers who will doing anything to deceive you when the opportunity calls for it. I feel you.

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spectre07

They can't come more near even if the product is in a good price, what a shame.

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Zello
2 hours ago, universetwisters said:

 Because she’s a vain chick who wants more clothes idk

I don't know your mom but I'm assuming she's like super old. Why would your roommate take old people clothes?

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