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The realest sh*t on these forums is the poop under your username. Enjoy.

You could always just sign out and try not taking this internet sh*t so seriously.

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12 minutes ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

enjoy life fella.

I do go outside of the GTAOnline section so jokes on you fella

 

So nice that one can't complain without spam in a particular part of the forum without then being ganged up upon, Jesus, just grow up. If you don't like what I've got to say and it triggers you then ignore it and move on. 

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25 minutes ago, B7R said:

I'm not saying that I am, I'm just saying personally from POV, I've never seen them target anywhere outside of the GTAOnline section. 

The General Chat section gets hit quite often and it’s usually 30/40 threads being posted within minutes clearing the first two sometimes three pages of General Chat and it’s always for Herbal Viagra

 

I May be old but not old enough to need Viagra, At least spam us with something we could actually use

 

8 minutes ago, B7R said:

I do go outside of the GTAOnline section so jokes on you fella

 

So nice that one can't complain without spam in a particular part of the forum without then being ganged up upon, Jesus, just grow up. If you don't like what I've got to say and it triggers you then ignore it and move on. 

Chill dude he was only making a joke and how is one person making a comment “hanging up” on you?

 

Tbh if @FearThoseWhoFearHim get you triggered”[|i] then y won’t last very long in GC as he’s one of the nice quiet ones so when you meet the other regulars you’ll be getting ”triggered” by just about everybody & everything 

 



Now for why I originally came here

 

Grumpy as I was told I’d be released today but routine blood monitoring shows my blood count is low again so they want to do some more testing when I talked to the doctor this evening he seemed really worried about something but wouldn’t say what so he must think I have something going on for him to abruptly change his mind on discharging me and ordered another blood transfusion

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Cameron Star

My cat threw up on my bed twice last night so I had to kick him out. Now I have no clean bedding and no cat.

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I know by education is good to give way to a woman with babies or pregnant, old people and such... but some people feel so special just for a f*cking seat and they deserve a disability to learn and respect.

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Cameron Star

I used to want to get a tattoo when I was younger but the older I get the more I dislike the idea of even someone else having a tattoo. Most of the times I see someone's tattoo (usually a fandom) it's so awful and regretful and tacky. I don't even understand the thought behind it, why did you decide to slap the face of your favourite singer on your chest? Why did you decide to inject a video game logo into your arm?

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1 hour ago, Cameron Star said:

I used to want to get a tattoo when I was younger but the older I get the more I dislike the idea of even someone else having a tattoo. 

Same.  Totally with ya on that one.  

 

You have to wonder the different levels of regret when looking back on a tattoo you thought was cool when you were 18...unless you're an old WWII navy veteran.

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Why can't I get money over the weekend? My phone just broke and I went to get a refund and they put it on my card, assuring me it would take half an hour at most. Then they remembered it's a Sunday so I won't get it until at least the next day. Then he told me to just call my bank, motherf*cker I just gave you my phone and you chucked it in the bin.

 

Apparently they just hold your money for as long as possible to play the stockmarket or whatever the greedy cunts. This is such bullsh*t. One time I got an emergency payment for new specs on a Saturday and didn't get it until Tuesday. I couldn't see sh*t, if I had to go to work or uni I would've been f*cked.

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I'm getting real p*ssed off at Google and news websites.  First, news websites for not spoiler proofing their headlines for people who've not yet seen a show, granted if the episode was many months old, then fine, but when the episode's still warm, spoiler-proof the headlines you f*cking bawbags.  Second Google for shoving these suggested articles which show the spoiled headlines right at the top of the "articles you may be interested in" on your phones browser.

 

And for those wondering about the show I'm referring to, and because I'm not a bawbag, I'm going to spoiler the information that got spoiled for me.  (non-spoiler) Hint: If you're a fan of US TV Procedural shows and not yet caught up, don't look at the below.

 

Spoiler

They killed LaSalle off in NCIS: New Orleans...son of a b*tch.  I know NCIS:NO may not be everyone's cup'o'Joe, but I like it.

 

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Just now, Crokey said:

I'm getting real p*ssed off at Google and news websites.  First, news websites for not spoiler proofing their headlines for people who've not yet seen a show, granted if the episode was many months old, then fine, but when the episode's still warm, spoiler-proof the headlines you f*cking bawbags.  Second Google for shoving these suggested articles which show the spoiled headlines right at the top of the "articles you may be interested in" on your phones browser.

 

And for those wondering about the show I'm referring to, and because I'm not a bawbag, I'm going to spoiler the information that got spoiled for me.  (non-spoiler) Hint: If you're a fan of US TV Procedural shows and not yet caught up, don't look at the below.

 

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They killed LaSalle off in NCIS: New Orleans...son of a b*tch.  I know NCIS:NO may not be everyone's cup'o'Joe, but I like it.

 

I was going to read the newest issue of The Walking Dead comic, and Chrome suggested articles "spoiled" that the newest issue was actually the last ever. It killed a little bit of the emocional impact at the end.

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Cameron Star

I've had two showers this morning, washing my hair, brushing my teeth obsessively and putting on fresh clothing and I still feel gross. Ugh.

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23 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

I've had two showers this morning, washing my hair, brushing my teeth obsessively and putting on fresh clothing and I still feel gross. Ugh.

The only thing for it is complete immersion in hot flouric acid.  That i'll leave you feeling really clean, and quite dissolved.

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Cameron Star

They've got Christmas decorations and a tree up in town already and it's not even December yet! It's six days away and they can't even wait until then.

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9 minutes ago, Rhoda said:

My neighbour opposite has these LED light Christmas statues and I do not agree.

An old street I used to live on was a competition to who could have the brightest and tackiest decorations in their front garden. Walking down it mid-December was an assault on your eyes and ears, some of them had these motion detectors that would play sounds or carols when you walked past.

 

I hate the inflatable statues.

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The worst ones are those little projection machines that seemed to crop up a couple of years ago. They flash these giant graphics on the side of your house, and it's like driving through a movie premiere.

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14 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

An old street I used to live on was a competition to who could have the brightest and tackiest decorations in their front garden. Walking down it mid-December was an assault on your eyes and ears, some of them had these motion detectors that would play sounds or carols when you walked past.

 

I hate the inflatable statues.

Your neighbors weren't the Griswolds were they?

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Cameron Star
2 hours ago, Standard Deluxe 59 said:

Your neighbors weren't the Griswolds were they?

Not all of them.

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20 hours ago, Cameron Star said:

I hate the inflatable statues.

Inflatable Holy Family and Baby Jesus, Inflatable Sheep and Cows, Inflatable Stable, Inflatable Herod and Inflatable Roman Empire.

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