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Short Stay
On 6/11/2019 at 12:45 PM, blaze said:

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OMFG You bear the Stigmata of Christ!!! Get the Pope on the line, he's got to see this.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

^ Looks like my hand, lol.

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Mr. Scratch

So it looks like I have early signs of multiple sclerosis. Kinda bummed out tbh.

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, Mr. Scratch said:

So it looks like I have early signs of multiple sclerosis. Kinda bummed out tbh.

Sucks to hear man. Did you go to a doctor already?

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Mr. Scratch

Yeah, I went to a neurologist for migraines I was getting and ended up taking an MRI and a ton of tests.

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AiraCobra
9 hours ago, Mr. Scratch said:

Yeah, I went to a neurologist for migraines I was getting and ended up taking an MRI and a ton of tests.

 

Hope all works out for the best bud, I have several family members with varying levels of MS but they're doing okay

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Short Stay
23 hours ago, Mr. Scratch said:

So it looks like I have early signs of multiple sclerosis. Kinda bummed out tbh.

I knew a guy who died of that.

 

Probably not what you wanted to hear :sui:

 

...it did take him a long time to go though.

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, Short Stay said:

I knew a guy who died of that.

 

Probably not what you wanted to hear :sui:

 

...it did take him a long time to go though.

Thats about as positive sounding as how Hisashi Ouchi, the victim of fatal radiation was kept alive for 83 days.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim
Posted (edited)

Shut up and do the right thing, after all you're the one who's wrong.

Edited by FearThoseWhoFearHim

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HeavyDuke

Plucking nose hair and eyebrows suck still as much as the first time.

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sivispacem

I'm pretty sure you can get nasal and eyebrow laser hair removal. At some point that's gotta be easier.

 

Pro tip for eyebrows- there are these slightly weird implements that look like big long springs that you bend and then kind of roll over the hair. It's still plucking those mfs out, but you're doing them 10 at a time instead of 1.

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HeavyDuke
Posted (edited)
On 7/1/2019 at 9:50 PM, sivispacem said:

I'm pretty sure you can get nasal and eyebrow laser hair removal. At some point that's gotta be easier.

 

Pro tip for eyebrows- there are these slightly weird implements that look like big long springs that you bend and then kind of roll over the hair. It's still plucking those mfs out, but you're doing them 10 at a time instead of 1.

I'll have to look into that because i always have to pluck this entire area or i wouldn't just get a monobrow but a eye mustache. 

Spoiler

Nothing to see here

 

Edited by HeavyDuke

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trip
Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, sivispacem said:

I'm pretty sure you can get nasal and eyebrow laser hair removal. At some point that's gotta be easier.

 

Pro tip for eyebrows- there are these slightly weird implements that look like big long springs that you bend and then kind of roll over the hair. It's still plucking those mfs out, but you're doing them 10 at a time instead of 1.

Nose hair;  I've gotten used to that scary attachment for my beard(I dont really have a beard...just a small, tight goatee) .

 

Eyebrows;  I dont have to worry about any unibrow hair so I've never had to pluck or clean up.  What I'm up against now is mad scientist brows.  I just tame them back with regular hair scissors.

 

I know I'm repeating myself here but just in case...

 

I have the best technique for removing ear hair (one of those things that isn't going to happen to you...well it will happen to you too) and that lower back tail hair.  A butane lighter.   Just burn it.  Been doing it this way for years now.

 

Edited by trip

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Crokey

Ear hair, tweezers.  It nips a bit but you get used to it, if your lucky enough you might just knacker enough of the root for it not to grow back.

 

Quite why the human body suddenly decides that your ear hole gets colder as you get older and needs hair to keep it warm, is one of those strange little mysteries.

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ten-a-penny

What a f*cking sh*te month, June was. And apparently this month will be just as bad, based on the 'start'.

Lost my aunt-in-law (who's also my mom's cousin, yay Cousin Marriages), some relative's leg gave out when he was in Saudi Dumbaria, said deceased A.I.L was severely sick, I myself had the worst cough in existence ever, then my mother followed me, murderous degenerate Khalifa Haftar decided to try and invade *ahem* "liberate" Tripoli and the surrounding cities from our own murderous degenerate folk, one of my besties' relative died because of said dumbass war, and now my cousin's uncle-in-law (do be exact, his deceased father's brother) died as well. The icing on the cake? My mother (a Breast Cancer survivor) now have some sort of a lump or something like that on her right shoulder, exactly between the actual shoulder and neck.

 

Go away 2019. Ugh.

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

 My mother (a Breast Cancer survivor) now have some sort of a lump or something like that on her right shoulder, exactly between the actual shoulder and neck.

 

Go away 2019. Ugh.

Could be just a soft tissue lump though. 

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

fingernails like claws, f*cking skin of the foot hurts, sh*t.

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ten-a-penny

My f*cking God is Libyan mEdIcAtIoN f*cking sucks. No wonder Libyans run over to Tunisia for treatment.

 

In Tuesday my mom was told to see a Surgeon to figure out what's this thing in her neck/shoulder area. So we went straight to said doctor, but it was closed. But all in all ma was told to have a C.T Scan (which for some reason its called "Computer" here because they're idiots). We went to a clinic we always go to. We signed up and went downstairs where everything related to scans is located. Our turn came up, ma went inside. Normally, they'd tell you to drink AT LEAST a liter of water, then when you go inside they slowly inject you with something. THEN you lay down on the device's bed. This time? They immediately told my mother to lay down and they did everything without ma drinking anything neither did she got injected with anything. When she "finished", the f*cking idiot of a doctor brought a sh*tton of shots and proceeded to hammer them all AT ONCE. 15 of them, in one go. Ma almost melted from the inside. To top it off, ma's face and back was full of red spots and blisters; an allergy. We went upstairs, and my mother got an injection (Cortisol!) and Oxygen..... of which we have to pay for ofc. They made mom sick and we still had to pay for it. And in order to do that they had to poke her again with a needle.... ugh. By the end of it she was poked 3(!) times. The icing on the cake? They didn't treat the last injection right; when the nurse removed the injection needle she didn't press down on the "hole" when she placed the cotton. Ma was bleeding when we left before coming back.

 

Fck Al-Mokhtar Clinic. "The Chosen" my rear.

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

My card was blocked and those two f*ckers in the phone just wasting my time to unblocked because the information was wrong, f*ck them.

(I ignored to use ‘speaker’ mode and because the home phone is not working well with the volume, I used it anyway...and is not allowed by security.)

 

Except the girl with a sweet voice unlocked it, thanks babe. :)

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

f*ck, one of my favorite YouTube channels is gone... but I understand and I know what it feels to work hard to make something and don’t get money.

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DOUGL4S1
1 hour ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

f*ck, one of my favorite YouTube channels is gone... but I understand and I know what it feels to work hard to make something and don’t get money.

Which one?

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FearThoseWhoFearHim
2 hours ago, DOUGL4S1 said:

Which one?

Zebendrums. I am drummer and I always appreciate every drummer’s tips.

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Amy Vinewood

People that have something in their profile about exposing themselves to children seriously piss me off.

How messed up do you have to be to think that's funny?

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JoeyLeone25

Commuters (discounting tourists) who don't move further into the Train / Tube when there is space for at least two or more people to join the rat-race. Abhorrent people.

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HeavyDuke
9 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

People that have something in their profile about exposing themselves to children seriously piss me off.

How messed up do you have to be to think that's funny?

You mean this little skeever?

15 hours ago, wester33 said:

I'm a Sadist and murder turns me on, A LOT!!

 

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https://gtaforums.com/profile/1128221-wester33/

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Help me.....

Pretty sure he actually just needs a hug or two. 

On 7/13/2019 at 5:25 AM, Zello said:

I'm Zello, welcome to Jackass

 

@Zello, give this guy some love. You know, how you usually show people love.

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JoeyLeone25

Hmm, that's one I've never come across before. I understand the humour of accusing somebody of being a nonce (common Twitter insult), but pretending to BE a nonce?...That's just weird, especially on a platform frequented by so many youngsters...

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wester33
10 hours ago, Amy Vinewood said:

People that have something in their profile about exposing themselves to children seriously piss me off.

How messed up do you have to be to think that's funny?

I actually did that as a joke. I'm not a pedo, I just think it's kinda amusing to see peoples reactions.

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loyletomycapo

That's exactly what a pedophile would say

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FearThoseWhoFearHim

Frustrating and hard to find a short 6.3mm cable in Sunday, f*ck.

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Zello
8 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

@Zello, give this guy some love. You know, how you usually show people love.

 

Let me have you.

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