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HeavyDuke
27 minutes ago, Billy Russo said:

Come to the UK where it pisses it down with rain every day. 

Pretty sure that's actual piss.

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spectre07

Not the right way but they can't get it, let them be.

Edited by FearThoseWhoFearHim

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ten-a-penny

Sort your f*cking sh*te, weather. I almost melted today, and that says something because I can withstand the heat. Ugh. Almost burned in college.

 

Oh, and because of this sh*tty war going on we barely studied for a month, and now the Trimester is about to end. We're supposed to take everything that's still to be taught in LESS than 4 weeks. Half-Exams start next week, finals about 2 maybe 3 weeks later. How are we supposed to do that?

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spectre07

I hate when I am sick of my throat and the voice sounds more deeper like a demon inside of me, lol.

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AlienTwo
7 minutes ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

I hate when I am sick of my throat and the voice sounds more deeper like a demon inside of me, lol.

The power of Christ compels you. 

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spectre07
1 hour ago, AlienTwo said:

The power of Christ compels you. 

I am agnostic since 14 years...

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HeavyDuke
1 hour ago, blaze said:
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^

A good example of what we call a ''fap-burn''. It happends when you watch dirty stuff on your phone and fap until the skin is ripped off your hands and your phone gets crushed during the climax. To avoid this in the future i highly suggest a better setup for adult entertainment.

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AlienTwo
21 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

I am agnostic since 14 years...

You all need some goddamned culture 

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HeavyDuke
1 hour ago, AlienTwo said:

You all need some goddamned culture 

Religion pride rally! Muslims, Christians and Jews all happy rallying.

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spectre07

f*cking bipolar weather.

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sivispacem
17 hours ago, HeavyDuke said:

Religion pride rally! Muslims, Christians and Jews all happy rallying.

Says the man whose country's greatest cultural export is paying for sex, greatest architectural accomplishment is a wooden windmill, and most notable culinary innovation is a f*cking waffle that falls in your coffee cup if you leave it too long.

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HeavyDuke
1 hour ago, sivispacem said:

Says the man whose country's greatest cultural export is paying for sex, greatest architectural accomplishment is a wooden windmill, and most notable culinary innovation is a f*cking waffle that falls in your coffee cup if you leave it too long.

Sounds like my comment about a pride rally really got to you. Not exactly sure what your problem is.

 

 

18 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

f*cking bipolar weather.

Talking about all this rallying and now hearing the word ''bipolar'' made me wonder, how would a bipolar pride rally look like? First it starts off all happy, then everybody either gets pissed off at everything and everyone, then go sad and back to happy or just crying and trying to evade one another only to unite again later. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions. Add some bipolar weather and it would be a marvelous sight to behold.

 

 

Well my turn to being grumpy again. Some guys car alarm is ringing non stop here, and i am trying to relax.

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Bipolar pride

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sivispacem
1 hour ago, HeavyDuke said:

Sounds like my comment about a pride rally really got to you. Not exactly sure what your problem is.

I'm taking the piss ;)

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GTA_CAT
On 6/11/2019 at 1:45 PM, blaze said:

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It's still working? Because everyday I see phones with shattered screens working, but magically the day it happened to me the screen didn't make it and I was freaking out that everyone's at the same situation can still use their phones less me.

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Oh wait i forgot to ask if your hand is ok
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The glass screen itself is intact, its the digitiser/lcd panel underneath that's f*cked. Hands healing fine, just one of those annoying grazes that's in an area susceptible to being hit, flexing etc.

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spectre07

f*cking persistent cough... about to lose my f*cking mind, damn it.

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ten-a-penny
10 hours ago, FearThoseWhoFearHim said:

f*cking persistent cough... about to lose my f*cking mind, damn it.

Are you me? Seriously. I'm still stuck with my f*cking cough since halfway-Ramadan, now its well over by over a week. And I STILL cough, although very much rarely. And my right side still f*cking hurt.

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spectre07
13 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

Are you me? Seriously. I'm still stuck with my f*cking cough since halfway-Ramadan, now its well over by over a week. And I STILL cough, although very much rarely. And my right side still f*cking hurt.

Almost 2 weeks and my head hurts when I cough a lot with the movement, f*ck.

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trip
On 6/13/2019 at 7:26 AM, ten-a-penny said:

Are you me? Seriously. I'm still stuck with my f*cking cough since halfway-Ramadan, now its well over by over a week. And I STILL cough, although very much rarely. And my right side still f*cking hurt.

Yeah but at least Ramadan is over and you can eat your way out of the cough

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ten-a-penny
32 minutes ago, trip said:

Yeah but at least Ramadan is over and you can eat your way out of the cough

Nope, luckily for me (or not?), my sh*t cough started exactly the day I got my period, maybe a day earlier (was having your regular everyday cough, nothing unusual), so I did had the ability to eat for like 2 weeks or more. Only Fasted like ~15 days. Almost to the point where I started blaming my sh*t period for having a cough this terrible and 'strong', lol. Being sick as-is kills your apatite, in my case having a period is far worse in terms of eating. I barely have the feeling/need to eat nor drink anything, and if I dare do eat something my stomach files a lawsuit the hard way. Both combined? Nothing went through my throat, sparing maybe my saliva.... of which half the time I vomit back.

 

OT: Past days? Hot as Hell. Weather was "beach-grade" even. My father suggested several times that we should pay a visit to the beach then today. And when this day comes and we do hit the beach? Yep. COLD WEATHER. Well, more like "cool" - the heat-y feeling is there, but its not hot enough to actually swim or anything. Water was freezing, couldn't swim for more than 5 minutes. Seaweed being everywhere doesn't help either; I have a strange.... disgust towards it. I mean, c'mon - even the sea itself sh*ts it out and leaves it on the sand. Yuck.

Doesn't help that the good spots we always visit are closed. Here in Libya (not sure about the rest of the world, certainly not in Morocco), you still have to pay for a spot regardless if you want to pitch a tent or just have a parasol+table. The "local" beach resort in Tripoli sucks f*ck (the sewage drop is literally a kilometer away, A KILOMETER! Eww), so we go to the "privatized" resorts spots in the nearby city of Tajura. Our favorite spot is closed, so we had to search for another one. Found one after what felt like an hour, and the whole place is disgusting and unclean despite the f*ckers raking +100LYD a tent (they have actual home-y tents there, unlike the joke of a resort that's in Tripoli). Ya'll know what a rake is? You can't walk from all the seaweed rubbish scattered all over the everywhere. And a lot of it is in the water too, but at least that's natural and they can't do anything to it. I've only stayed in the water for like -5mins at best, rest I've spent either sitting in the table chair or walking.... with shoes on ofc. Don't wanna step on something terrible. Yuck. Just, yuck.

 

TL;DR: Had a sh*t day in the beach because, A, weather is too cold to have a good swim (still hot but not enough for swimming), & B, fav resorts are closed and we were stuck with a sh*t one that can't even bother cleaning its own beach-side, making the whole damn place a f*ckin' mess that you can't walk on. And C, damn sea was full of dead seaweed. Eww.

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HeavyDuke
30 minutes ago, ten-a-penny said:

 Yuck. Just, yuck.

 

TL;DR: damn sea was full of dead seaweed. Eww.

Still better then a shard of glass though. Stings a lot more, makes the feet bleed and stuff. I stepped in some last summer, you could say it was quite a bummer.

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Handsome Jack

I remember talking to a friend but remember getting to f*cked

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spectre07

I was waiting 30 minutes to buy a f*cking piece of carpet and that f*cking employee was just messing around at Home Depot.

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HeavyDuke
16 hours ago, THC said:

I remember talking to a friend but remember getting to f*cked

This is why you should always take rubbers with you, even when just seeing friends.

 

Something is pissing me off past few months. At least like 1-3 days a week the police is hovering above the house blocks here in the middle of the night 'and day time as well' like they try to purposefully ruin my darn sleep. They hover so close i can feel the damn house vibrate. 

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spectre07

Is not the way what her mind think is just the blind filter not passing the f*cking reality.

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HeavyDuke

''walks in scorching heat'' hears someone calling ''Hey D**** its you? as i look to my right i see a 6.5 ft chubby figgue appear as the sun blinds me. Jep this was someone i knew like 13 years ago who gained the weight of second another person, or ate one and absorbed him/her idk.

 

Anyway we talked about some things and later he asked me how he best get in shape as he said he was working out but it didn't work for him, he then mentions he uses a certain testosterone blend and thats where i cut him off. Seriously, wtf. Guy needs to lose weight, wants to become buff and starts by going to the gym and using steroids? WTF has mankind come to. 

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ten-a-penny

Man this f*cking heat is killing me. Past week was all a breeze, now its nothing less than 38c. Combine that with random Blackouts that last for at least 6 hours. Ugh.

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HeavyDuke
2 hours ago, ten-a-penny said:

Man this f*cking heat is killing me. Past week was all a breeze, now its nothing less than 38c. Combine that with random Blackouts that last for at least 6 hours. Ugh.

It's been 32c here in Holland, should be like 35 tomorrow, I had my airco set at 22c, Sonic thought that was to cold, so this fully grown nearly 2kg beast was hiding under his blanket.

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Reasons and stuff
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spectre07

I wished walking at the mountains today again but here is still hot as hell, f*cking sun.

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