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On 2/11/2019 at 10:07 AM, angeldust said:

My legs are hurting - cycling 11 miles to a skatepark, skating all day and cycling home wasn't the best idea I'm sore as f*ck.

I was cycling for hours in a 3.4KM circuit park and still was cycling 15KM at home with my legs dying without money and water, but that was my fault for not taking a metro station instead and I'm not gonna try anymore, this was some months ago.

 

OT: I can't believe someone can't print a picture as good as his friend did, I pay more printing in color and the other employee can't do his work good like his friend...

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On 2/15/2019 at 7:30 PM, Cameron Star said:

I don't think he even knows of this place. I don't want to embarrass myself.

Oh god, the idea of -some- of my closest friends finding my post history on this site... Possibly my biggest fear. I've been on here for 11 years, I said some dumb sh*t in that time, and overshared like a MADMAN at times. 

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me when I was 16: uhh masdurbation XDDD electronic music BAD!!!!!! only BLUES is real!!!!!!!!!! uhhhh masturbation casual racism sexism 

 

...and it's all entombed in quotes in locked threads. Great 😛 

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As do so many ;_; 

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Dealing with a procession of idiots on the dual carriageway. Here's a hint- if someone is closing on you at a 30mph differential, don't pull out to overtake the car in front and make them brake.

 

Especially not if the car you're overtaking is turning off anyway.

 

And especially not if you're not going to actually speed the f*ck up.

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5 hours ago, mr quick said:

me when I was 16: uhh masdurbation XDDD electronic music BAD!!!!!! only BLUES is real!!!!!!!!!! uhhhh masturbation casual racism sexism 

 

...and it's all entombed in quotes in locked threads. Great 😛 

Unless you're actually Liam Neeson, I think you'll be fine.

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I wrote a piece for an assignment a year and a half ago, and never thought I'd go back to it so I only saved it at school, and the school's cloud. 

...today, I finally knew how I would make that tune performance-ready, so I wrote out all the parts, except the ending -- which I improvised on the assignment recording, and which was bloody brilliant. Unfortunately, the school wipes the SSD's every other semester, and last semester they switched clouds so it's all gone. I tried desperately searching for it as a shared file with mates of mine, but I'd only shared links to the now-dead cloud. 
Grumped at myself for being so stupid as to think you never go back to earlier work and can use it later on... 

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On 2/17/2019 at 11:14 PM, sivispacem said:

Dealing with a procession of idiots on the dual carriageway. Here's a hint- if someone is closing on you at a 30mph differential, don't pull out to overtake the car in front and make them brake.

 

Especially not if the car you're overtaking is turning off anyway.

 

And especially not if you're not going to actually speed the f*ck up.

Or worse yet; when you're flashing every light you have on your car to tell the idiot in front to move the f*ck up to no avail, yet when you want to pass them they speed up like idiots, forcing you to slow down and get behind them and it cycles all over again. Happens nearly every day in Libya. The fools here should have their Licences revoked. For life.

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People speeding up when I overtake tend not to be a problem unless it's something like a Ferrari...

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Tesla drivers are the absolute worst at this. They always seem to take it personally that I'm trying to pass, even though I almost never drive above the 90kmh speed limit after a close call. It's like they all have something to f*cking prove. 

 

e: Side note, the group on facebook called "TESLA owners worldwide" is a f*cking goldmine of alarming musk worship and smug bastards. If you're looking for jimmies to rustle...

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I'm not for or against the #metoo movement but spray painting that hashtag on the statue of a sailor who kissed a woman at the end of WW2, who recently died, is pretty stupid.

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My old ass is in pain(I'm 34). My back is killing me & so is my tailbone. I have a quarter size pressure sore on the spot of my tailbone.(I'm in a wheelchair & I get sores a lot from sitting.) due to my condition *Spina Bifida* It sucks. Ok, I'm done complaining. For now...

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3 hours ago, Shaundi. said:

I'm not for or against the #metoo movement but spray painting that hashtag on the statue of a sailor who kissed a woman at the end of WW2, who recently died, is pretty stupid.

seems pretty relevant tho given the circumstances of the photo :^)

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10 hours ago, mr quick said:

Tesla drivers are the absolute worst at this. They always seem to take it personally that I'm trying to pass, even though I almost never drive above the 90kmh speed limit after a close call. It's like they all have something to f*cking prove. 

 

e: Side note, the group on facebook called "TESLA owners worldwide" is a f*cking goldmine of alarming musk worship and smug bastards. If you're looking for jimmies to rustle...

Elon Musk look like he would smell terrible (PLEASE nobody associate his last name with my observation) 

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So, I got a call from a job but my phone battery was dead and I call them back four times but they hang the phone without any word.


So, I was thinking if they don't give a f*ck to respond a call, the job can look bad like the same manner they treat me before to join, so I think, f*ck them.

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16 hours ago, loyletomycapo said:

Elon Musk look like he would smell terrible (PLEASE nobody associate his last name with my observation) 

ol musky's definitely slurping down those king oscars for breakfast and not brushing his teeth afterwards

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23 hours ago, Shaundi. said:

I'm not for or against the #metoo movement but spray painting that hashtag on the statue of a sailor who kissed a woman at the end of WW2, who recently died, is pretty stupid.

Why? 

 

(this guy's taking the time and energy to state that he is not explicitly in favor of a culture of women coming forward about being sexually harrassed lol)

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Wow, I wish I could get mine trimmed for that cheap. The barber I use now is the cheapest I've ever seen at 20 bucks. 

 

Someone's bantering very loudly outside my window. It's 1 AM and I don't really have any right to be irritated; they're just having fun and I'm up anyway looking for PROPAGANDA

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Yeah, in each corner you can find a barber shop even there houses without any sign it is a barber shop but they have a mirror and a chair, that's why is very cheap. The more cheap is like $3 dollars and you can enjoy some Trap music as well.

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Living the dream. I miss going to better barbers, but I can't afford it. The cheap and unlicensed barbers do a good job except they always trimp my top too much. 

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When I was younger, I used to go with a friend of mine which cut my beard and hair for free, but he likes to put a small letter as a signature over you as a compensation, he works now in France.

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f*ck PETA

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reddit told me that peta kills animals an killing animals is ba-

 

wait no lemme start again

 

reddit told me that peta is bad

 

f*ck peta gimme upvotes and likes

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PETA does kill animals, though. In 2014 it put down over 90% of animals it acquired.

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On 2/21/2019 at 3:48 AM, loyletomycapo said:

Elon Musk look like he would smell terrible (PLEASE nobody associate his last name with my observation) 

well he is from Africa

 

 

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2 hours ago, sivispacem said:

PETA does kill animals, though. In 2014 it put down over 90% of animals it acquired.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with providing a euthanasia service given the massive overabundance of pet animals that get bred.

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