Grumpy Old Forumers

[TheMcSame]

I got these annoying ass "emamanimimamanimi" doodlebob bastard ass motherf*ckers...running around, yelling, screaming, bouncing, disrupting the equilibrium of the universe man.

Wtf did I just read?

[universetwisters]

Yo this sh*t got me mad tight son.

 

Got this motherf*cker out my window bouncing a basketball nonstop. Who the f*ck plays basketball at night my dude? Who the f*ck does that, on a school night?

 

Dudes be trying to sleep man and I got these annoying ass "emamanimimamanimi" doodlebob bastard ass motherf*ckers...running around, yelling, screaming, bouncing, disrupting the equilibrium of the universe man. I'm sick of this sh*t.

 

Imma get me a ladder, a BB gun, and post up on the roof and snipe the sh*t out of everybody and everything.

Put up or shut up???

 

 

 

Also my case fan on my PC refuses to spin. Got it looked at and they said it's unfixable and I don't trust myself to fix it. It's like someone snuck into my house at night, glued the fan in place, and left.

[Andreaz1]

Also my case fan on my PC refuses to spin. Got it looked at and they said it's unfixable and I don't trust myself to fix it. It's like someone snuck into my house at night, glued the fan in place, and left.

If it really is then replacing it is not harder than plugging something into the wall socket as that's pretty much literally what you have to do. A new fan will cost a few $.

 

This, of course, assumes that the fan is borked. If it's the motherboard you are SOL.

Edited April 18, 2018 by Andreaz1

[universetwisters]

 

Also my case fan on my PC refuses to spin. Got it looked at and they said it's unfixable and I don't trust myself to fix it. It's like someone snuck into my house at night, glued the fan in place, and left.

If it really is then replacing it is not harder than plugging something into the wall socket as that's pretty much literally what you have to do. A new fan will cost a few $.

 

This, of course, assumes that the fan is borked. If it's the motherboard you are SOL.

 

I dunno, I kinda wanna get it fixed but just because it isn't turning doesn't mean its inoperable since there's like 3 other fans picking up the slack. I might just get a new one later this year

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Speaking of veterans, apparently R.Lee Ermey passed away today.

 

RIP you old f*cker.

I love his Lock n Loaded & Mail Call shows on Military History Channel

-snip-

I gotta ask, Where is your Profile Picture from?

[universetwisters]

I gotta ask, Where is your Profile Picture from?

 

Somewhere on this old Something Awful site from like 2003 or whatever. I don't remember which page it came from though.

[trip]

For a second I thought it was Friday. f*ck!!!

 

I made a dentist appointment for next Tuesday. I told my wife and she replied with the fact that she made a lady doctor appointment on Tuesday as well. We were both like 'f*ck'! As a long married couple we cherish the moments away from work and the spouse. We both secretly planned to have that afternoon home alone to ourselves.

 

My list of grumpy stuff right now could fill volumes. I hate when people say "you have no idea" but you have no idea.

[G U M M I]

This is a mental note for the years to come. She said that she "need to get the f*ck away from y'all."

 

And that's good to know. Now that the true feelings are ousted, we will have no remorse, no sympathy, no care, no anything. I will keep to myself, keep my feelings and my words to myself and only interact in bits and pieces, never full on conversations again, and never family gatherings. I can only tolerate someone for so long until they begin to think everyone else is in the wrong and negative when they are in fact, the very thing they describe.

 

So in ten years, when they call my name to come to a funeral or marriage or whatever, I will send a post card and that's the only thing any and everyone will get from me.

 

Long gone are the days of being walked all over. Thing about me is, my attention to detail is cancerous with a capital C. I can recall things you've said, did, or meant, but I forget the things I do.

 

I will remember this until I am old and alone. Bare boned, unbroken, challenged, remembering...forlorn.

Edited April 19, 2018 by Lucius M. Galloway

[ten-a-penny]

John Smith is banned but not the mister above. Modz, what's your excuse?!

 

On a serious note, I don't know WTF is happening to me. I can't eat Breakfast anymore, which means I have to go to Uni without eating anything. Which means I can't focus on anything, which forces me to skip the Class. This happened for... how many weeks now? At least 3 Weeks. sh*t. Stomach, I hate you.

[DOUGL4S1]

John Smith is banned but not the mister above. Modz, what's your excuse?!

Apparently he's not banned, but in a 'BUSTED' group similar to the one for banned people, since I can see his profile and he still posts eventually. Or some mod hijacks his account to post, for some reason.

[TheMcSame]

We've had a paperless system for picking in the warehouse I work at for almost a year now, but a good 40% of the stock doesn't have a barcode that's on the system and that sh*t really p*sses me off.

 

Then to top it all off, if something does have a barcode that's on the system, it'll be on the back side of the pallet rather than on the front. That f*cks me right off. Don't even get me started on these little ladders... There's no code on them at all, and the barcode doesn't work. Apparently being psychic was a job requirement that went over my head.

 

On the plus side I sent out one hell of a pallet to one of our lazy ass couriers that expects us to do their work for them. A mixed pallet (so they have to sort through it), about 5 ft high of mainly wardrobes, then another 2 ft or so of large trampoline boxes. Fully expecting them to complain, and thus I'm expecting some flak (which I'll certainly challenge since this pallet was built in plain view of my manager, and every box was put on by me and me alone, if I can do it on my own, two of them should have zero issues) from either my manager, or the afters manager on Monday.

Edited April 20, 2018 by TheMcSame

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Anybody else get beyond irked and wanna reach though the screen and punch morons answering questions and posting reviews on Amazon?

 

*[i[Raises Hand[/i] I do on a daily basis

 

The ones that piss me off the most are those who for some reason feel compelled to answer a question posted by another user even if they dont know the answer is.

 

I was looking at some new blades for my Phantom Drone and a user asked a legit question and someone replies.... I dont know, I dont fly drones

 

Why even bother answering? Now if someone else answers the question with legit response it will be buried under the IDK reply and not everybody knows there is a way to view all replies

 

Then there are those who instead of answering the question they post their review perfect example, The questioner is asking what flavors some in the assorted flavor package of candy instead of saying, Frut Punch, Blue Raspberry, Grape ect he post his opinion saying more or less taste like clay.

 

Then you have those who dont review the actual product itself but focus their review on how the item was package and shipped, In this lady review she focus solely on how the product arrived and how some of the items was mission, Sure thats an issue but since its a good item and cant be returned might as well post an honest review on the taste but nope focus on bad shipping and saying theyll never order the candy again based on one bad experience with the shipping.

 

 

Some people are just beyond irrational and cant be reasoned with

Edited April 20, 2018 by Ai®aCob®a

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

John Smith is banned but not the mister above. Modz, what's your excuse?!

 

On a serious note, I don't know WTF is happening to me. I can't eat Breakfast anymore, which means I have to go to Uni without eating anything. Which means I can't focus on anything, which forces me to skip the Class. This happened for... how many weeks now? At least 3 Weeks. sh*t. Stomach, I hate you.

Albeit the animal killer is annoying as gaudyf*ck he isn’t breaking any rules treating the site like his own Facebook and I have a theory on why he treats this site like Facebook is because either he can’t be Edgy on there like he is here for whatever reson or he is trying to be hard on here to act cool or whatever but is passive on there but most likely reason his family can view his page and would whoop his ass up and down the coast for all the sh*t he post about his sister, mom and everybody else.

 

As for the breakfast deal, I don’t eat breakfast unless it’s been several hours after I have woken up as for some reason I can’t eat breakfast within an hour of waking up as it makes me sick to my stomach for the rest of the day even with cold breakfast cereals so I instead “drink” my breakfast with Breakfast Drinks such as ensure but a difference brand that has more than one flavor which I prefer Banana over Chocolate but my absolute fav was the Orange n Cream but they stopped making it after a year or so maybe try something like that instead as it really does fill you up

[chronic lumbago]

There's no corner in the internet that's safe from trolling. I thought we were all used to it by now. Isn't there some sort of report function? I can imagine that amazon would want to get rid of that sort of crap.

 

And yeah, maybe some people aren't used to online shopping and are posting inaccurate reviews that aren't about the actual product. Or they're just stupid. Think how stupid the average person is and that 50% of people are even dumber than that.

[G U M M I]

The year is 2018. A year and age where if you say the slightest thing offensive, a sweaty nerd will get triggered and alert the internet police. Doesn't matter to me either way, but it has somewhat steered me towards the light and I've come to the conclusion....

 

One monkey don't stop no f*cking show.

 

You got a problem with me, let me know, otherwise, don't bother me with bullsh*t, I've got too much bullsh*t to deal with already and I don't need no Epolice adding to it.

 

Won't say no names, too much pride, and not a single f*ck given about you.

 

But that's just the inner demons speaking. While I'm making $20 an hour, you'll still be frittering your fingers away on a keyboard.

 

But it's all good though. I've proven I'm too honest for the emotionally handicap, though I haven't even said anything half as bad as what I really want to say. Trust me, saying slang for a cigarette is the least I could do.

 

Until then, ave atque vale. It's been a hell of a ride.

[Devyl]

$20/hr. huh? What do you do for work?

[sivispacem]

While I'm making $20 an hour

Nothing says "delusional self-entitled drivel" like quoting your meager salary as if it's impressive.

[Devyl]

 

While I'm making $20 an hour

Nothing says "delusional self-entitled drivel" like quoting your meager salary as if it's impressive.

Damn, I need a jacket. It just got COLD in here...

[Ned Bingham]

 

On a serious note, I don't know WTF is happening to me. I can't eat Breakfast anymore, which means I have to go to Uni without eating anything. Which means I can't focus on anything, which forces me to skip the Class. This happened for... how many weeks now? At least 3 Weeks. sh*t. Stomach, I hate you.

 

Could be the beginnings of clinical depression.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

There's no corner in the internet that's safe from trolling. I thought we were all used to it by now. Isn't there some sort of report function? I can imagine that amazon would want to get rid of that sort of crap.

 

And yeah, maybe some people aren't used to online shopping and are posting inaccurate reviews that aren't about the actual product. Or they're just stupid. Think how stupid the average person is and that 50% of people are even dumber than that.

They only have a "Report Abuse" there isn't an option for "Inaccurate, Misleading or Trolling"

 

I've used the "Report Abuse" option before hoping it would work as a regular reporting system but nothing was ever done and it should've been as the answerer provided not just 100% untruth but 100,000% untruth about a product giving false information and a bunch of stuff, I reported it with factural evidence to prove the information given was completely wrong and they never removed it.

 

So I'm guessing it's only there to report when someone calls someone else an idiot or something of the sorts.

 

You're right about not everybody knows how to write a proper review as most online retailers don't offer the kind of buy and review posting like Amazon does so they aren't use to it

 

I do like how amazon allows us to Comment on reviews now so when I do see a review where the person doesn't review the actual product itself but bitches about the shipping or packaging not even bothering to say if the product even worked or not.

 

I'll reply to their review with something like, Hi I know you may be new to posting online reviews about products but How about posting an actual review of the product itself? The packaging and delivery should have nothing to do with the review of a product as you will be throwing away the packaging but using the product so nobody cares that the packaging had a tear in it or the shipping box was damaged that most likly happened in transist we want reviews of the actual product itself.

 

​Does it work? How do you like it? Would you recommend the product ITSELF to a friend? these are the kind of questions you should be addressing in your review.

 

a lot of the times the person will actually come back and update their review with an actual review of the product itself

 

 

 

While I'm making $20 an hour

Nothing says "delusional self-entitled drivel" like quoting your meager salary as if it's impressive.

Damn, I need a jacket. It just got COLD in here...

Really? I had to get naked as it got so hot in here from that wicked burn

Edited April 21, 2018 by Ai®aCob®a

[universetwisters]

One of my coworker friends is acting all weird around me, like she won't talk to me or acknowledge me or anything and when I shared some meme to our group chat she just left without saying why or anything. And now my mom comes in and starts yelling at me ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL IN THERE like sh*t son just because I have my door closed doesn't mean I'm doing anything illegal. But if sharing bad memes is illegal than just call me the unabomber!?!?!?!?

 

 

Today be p upsetting

[Smith John]

God I f*cking hate insomnia. I had a pretty heavy drinking session last night, and still I only managed to get about one hours sleep before spending the past six or so hours tossing and turning before eventually giving up and logging in to this forum to bitch about it.

[K-Rocker]

I appreciate your input.

[ten-a-penny]

As for the breakfast deal, I don’t eat breakfast unless it’s been several hours after I have woken up as for some reason I can’t eat breakfast within an hour of waking up as it makes me sick to my stomach for the rest of the day even with cold breakfast cereals so I instead “drink” my breakfast with Breakfast Drinks such as ensure but a difference brand that has more than one flavor which I prefer Banana over Chocolate but my absolute fav was the Orange n Cream but they stopped making it after a year or so maybe try something like that instead as it really does fill you up

Same issue, but the problem is, I just can't put anything in my mouth, even coffee pisses my stomach off.

 

But I've found a half-solution, wake up an ~hour before the usual time, and only eat Breakfast later. I've found that delaying my Breakfast until about an hour helps a lot.

 

 

 

On a serious note, I don't know WTF is happening to me. I can't eat Breakfast anymore, which means I have to go to Uni without eating anything. Which means I can't focus on anything, which forces me to skip the Class. This happened for... how many weeks now? At least 3 Weeks. sh*t. Stomach, I hate you.

 

Could be the beginnings of clinical depression.

Weird, as I'm not feeling anything towards anything. No happiness (kinda?), but no sadness either. I'm in the middle, not sad/angry but wouldn't call myself happy (half-good/happy?). idc, This annoying stomach feeling only stays on in the early minutes after I wake up. After about an hour, it passes.

[universetwisters]

But it's all good though. I've proven I'm too honest for the emotionally handicap, though I haven't even said anything half as bad as what I really want to say. Trust me, saying slang for a cigarette is the least I could do.

I mean you intentionally said it in a context about homosexuals, not something cheeky like "oi m8 lets go smoke a fag round the back I got some newports" but ok. If "not a single f*ck is given about you" then what's with the big ol wall of text?

 

 

Also my futon broke. It's kinda been sagging in the middle when it's folded out and I thought "ah well it's just some cheap walmart futon it's gonna have some design flaws" and then it just snaps. It's like something out of a comic, just seeing some comical V-shaped hugbox looking thing you crawl into to sleep. At least now I can get a proper bed since I have my own place and don't need something that I can move around easily, but until then how am I gonna get a good night's sleep in a BROKE BED? Alternatively I could sleep out in the backseat of my Buick but I really don't wanna sleep where I work.

[Ignore me]

Great, some dumb white people decided to propose right in the middle of the restaurant and of course everyone had to see the sh*t so they got up and clapped which in turn made my life harder because alcohol went everywhere.

[universetwisters]

Great, some dumb white people decided to propose right in the middle of the restaurant and of course everyone had to see the sh*t so they got up and clapped which in turn made my life harder because alcohol went everywhere.

Idk man I'd just be thankful that they aren't gonna be bitter and alone and complaining about people's races on the Internet.

[Ned Bingham]

Weird, as I'm not feeling anything towards anything. No happiness (kinda?), but no sadness either. I'm in the middle, not sad/angry but wouldn't call myself happy (half-good/happy?). idc, This annoying stomach feeling only stays on in the early minutes after I wake up. After about an hour, it passes.

 

 

 

Probably nothing. Charles Darwin suffered from nausea almost every morning of his adult life but still managed to write the Origin of Species.

 

Usual advice: if the problem persists, if you lose weight unexplainedly or notice any lumps, bleeding, etc, consult a doctor.

[ten-a-penny]

Usual advice: if the problem persists, if you lose weight unexplainedly or notice any lumps, bleeding, etc, consult a doctor.

Bah, doctors here are as useful as a fifth wheel on a car. You're better off Self-Diagnosing yourself than seeing these retards. You'd have regular stomachaches, these morons would turn it to something else. My father had a very-early Prostate Cancer, and what did the idiot doctor do? Seal off his tubes, like its gonna do anything. Idiot.

[Mr. Scratch]

 

Great, some dumb white people decided to propose right in the middle of the restaurant and of course everyone had to see the sh*t so they got up and clapped which in turn made my life harder because alcohol went everywhere.

Idk man I'd just be thankful that they aren't gonna be bitter and alone and complaining about people's races on the Internet.

Especially when they're as white as cream cheese themselves.