Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

Man my day was a f*cking nightmarish sh*t since 12 PM and for no reason. Ugh. Never been so angry for no real reason before. And this sh*t Keyboard doesn't help either.

[Not A Nice Person]

I love when people can't come at me themselves

[G U M M I]

So I'm sitting here with this big f*cking stick of butter that cost an arm and a leg, telling me "Took to long to start."

 

Don't be having me sit here for 30 f*cking seconds just to tell me that sh*t, allow me to take out the game, and put it back in, but even when I do that, it still brings up the message.

 

Bitch, your predecessor that is oh so "inferior" straight up tells you a disc cannot be read or whatever the f*ck is wrong with it, it don't say no "took too long to start" bullsh*t. Get the f*ck out of my face with that weak ass waste of time. What the message should be changed to is "I am an inferior machine that cannot conduct a simple task." Do what the f*ck you are designed for.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

So I'm sitting here with this big f*cking stick of butter that cost an arm and a leg, telling me "Took to long to start."

 

Don't be having me sit here for 30 f*cking seconds just to tell me that sh*t, allow me to take out the game, and put it back in, but even when I do that, it still brings up the message.

 

Bitch, your predecessor that is oh so "inferior" straight up tells you a disc cannot be read or whatever the f*ck is wrong with it, it don't say no "took too long to start" bullsh*t. Get the f*ck out of my face with that weak ass waste of time. What the message should be changed to is "I am an inferior machine that cannot conduct a simple task." Do what the f*ck you are designed for.

Can you please just go away? You're getting to be on the same level as Retarded Bitch

 

 

People who destroy public bathrooms. Why are you the way you are?

Which kind? The ones who piss and sh*t all over the walls or the ones who actually destroy the bathrooms by throwing the trash all over the place unraveling all the toilet paper and make them wet so they become like concrete on the floor or when they wet them and toss them all over the walls, doors , toilets, urinals and ceiling?

 

Or...

 

Both kind? I gotta say you gotta be something special to do either or but to do both there isn't any kind of special that could explain any of it

[trip]

Back in the mid 90s I settled into my soft desk job.

 

Before then I was a regular dude with regular dude hands. Callused up hands from years of labor and good old fashioned use. I could chop a cord of wood and not even get a blister.

 

Now I have soft hands. It's almost embarrassing when I have to shake hands.

 

 

 

Anyway...here is why I'm grumpy. It being spring means spring house work. Over the past two weeks I have destroyed my hands and fingers...doing manly construction and repair chores.

 

 

 

Try using a phone or tablet with bandaids on most of your (important) fingers. Grrrrrrr...

Edited April 1, 2018 by trip

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Try using a phone or tablet with bandaids on most of your (important) fingers. Grrrrrrr...

What about Liquid Bandaids? I use them whever I get a papercut or a cut on my fingers to avoid using bandaids as I always get cuts in the weirdest spots they never stay on

 

[G U M M I]

Xbox one's friend process needs to be reverted back to the 360 days. That means, when I unfriend you, I'm off your friend's list as well, there is no follower bullsh*t or anything. I'm sitting at 0 friends, and 7 followers right now. I don't like clutter, and frankly, if I don't f*ck with you anymore, you and I, don't need to be on each other's friend's/follower's list.

 

I have one asshole who insists on, every single day, inviting me to COD Black Ops 3. I don't own the game, simple being, if I recall correctly, Call of Duty's fan base has always been cancerous. I didn't hop on board then, won't hop on board now.

 

I have another who invites me to play GTA when I am not playing it. It's an unspoken rule, if someone is playing something other than what you are playing, it would be common f*cking sense not to invite then to something they aren't playing. So you want me to quit playing GTA survival to play zombies with you in a game I don't own? You want me to quit this critical mission that does not save any progress until you hit a checkpoint, to play GTA with you?

 

No. People keep adding me, and adding me and I have to keep blocking and blocking. It's funny how my Xbox has a privacy setting, but regulating who can friend you is not in there.

[Andreaz1]

I'm happy Easter is finally over so that the developed world we live in in the 21st century can get back up and running. It's crazy how everything just grinds to a halt for almost a whole week, not even during Christmas or New Years is it that bad. I'm waiting for my phone number to be transferred from my old carrier to a new one and it's amazing how that process in this day and age can still take a week to complete even under normal circumstances.

Edited April 2, 2018 by Andreaz1

[Femme Fatale]

Lou Reed hasn't gotten any love from GTA's obligatory classic rock station, that makes me p grumpy.

[Reformed Squid]

Having worked in fast food for over a year now, I've come to the conclusion that it's f*cking awful in pretty much every way.

 

I'm not just talking about the nature of working a soul-crushing, degrading and stressful job where you deal with and make crummy food for assholes and make chump change doing it. I'm talking about the severe lack of adequate management I've seen, which allows unprofessional and unsanitary practices to take over. Food that's only supposed to be held for 20 minutes gets held for hours. Dishes with raw meat on them are hastily and poorly scrubbed off, then rinsed and sanitized (for mere seconds, instead of the required minute) in the same water used to clean an iced tea vat. The list goes on and on.

 

I can't really blame my co-workers for most of it. As profits are king, we never have enough staff to do things correctly, and even if we did, most people don't know how to do it correctly because they were never taught how in the first place. It all adds up to a horrible pool of cynicism - the higher-ups know most of these things are happening and they know that we're understaffed, but they could care less because they're making a boatload of money and things look clean and well-kept from the outside. Maybe they'll care when a little kid dies of food poisoning.

 

And this is at a fast food place that is known for its high standards. I can only imagine what the average McDonalds is like.

Edited April 3, 2018 by fast and bulbous squid

[Femme Fatale]

What I hate most about fast food restaurants(apart from the obvious), is that their bathrooms are f*cking nasty as hell.

[DOUGL4S1]

What I hate most about fast food restaurants(apart from the obvious), is that their bathrooms are f*cking nasty as hell.

Better than a truck stop bathroom. Or a Wal-Mart bathroom, both were pretty nasty in most of my experiences.

[HolyGrenadeFrenzy]

I'm bummed that dueling to the death has been banned most of the world over.

 

What were they all thinking?....and I don't mean the excuses,either.

[G U M M I]

It was 6:34, five minutes before I would head out to walk down the street with my mother. My sister comes out to get in her car, and hands my mother a spray bottle. She says that it smells like weed, and my sister, dumb as a f*cking rock, says "I just came out of the house." So much for quick thinking. No one smokes weed in our house, and if they do, I'm far away from them because I hate smokers. So I call her out on her bullsh*t lie, and she says "shut your fa**ot ass up."

 

Now that would have affected me if I was gay, but I'm not, so I shrugged it off.

 

Let's get one thing straight. I am not afraid to say what's on my mind. I hold back because I don't want to start sh*t or rip someone apart. When I attack you verbally, I'm going to detail everything you fail to realize about yourself. We Virgos may be perfectionist monsters, but observant, we are. As I'm walking with my mom, I'm picking everything apart, and replaying everything that happened up until that point. And it comes to me. My sister, has the nerve to call me a fa**ot when she was caught lying in bed with another woman.

 

Then the only boyfriends she has are dating other girls, or deadbeats who she thinks she can score points with by giving them money and giving their children gifts. Wow. I wish I knew how it felt to be so f*cking stupid. The only friends she has tolerates her long enough until they've had enough of her sh*t, or she turns "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NOBODY CAN" psycho and gets mad at them when they hang out with different people.

 

I could go on and on, but you see, I learned a long time ago not to care about anyone except myself. What you call selfishness, I call independence. My mom wants me and my sister to be close, but that toxic f*cking nobody won't even have a brother by the time grows up. My sister has always tried to use her "I'm older" card to force me to do things and whatnot, and starting, I'm dealing a bunch of f*ck yous and nopes.

 

She's in her 20s, broke as a bitch, only concerned with weed, partying, and no lifers. But see my sister's brain functions on the second grade level, she thinks hiding something from somewhat is putting it under the bed, when that's probably the first place people would look. You can't teach anyone who doesn't want to be taught, and I'm lucky to see past all the bullsh*t this generation has been built on. Being "real" or "fake." If you dumb yourself down to two labels, you're sad.

 

If this is how the next few decades are going to be, there will be another civil war, no doubt. I need to find some place to getaway to, these f*cking people need to get nuked.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Wow. I wish I knew how it felt to be so f*cking stupid.

Ooooh the irony and you're too stupid to even see it yourself

[Not A Nice Person]

Damn leave that guy alone hes contributing more than you.

 

OT: People need to realize being a retail manager doesn't make you a success lmao you're still below literally everyone else because you decided to precalc as napping period.

Edited April 4, 2018 by Not A Nice Person

[Is this The Guy?]

So people are snorting condoms now... f*cking kids I swear

[TheMcSame]

 

Wow. I wish I knew how it felt to be so f*cking stupid.

Ooooh the irony and you're too stupid to even see it yourself

 

Idk man... He does sort of have a point, and I completely understand where he's coming from with this; some people are so stupid that you can't help but wonder how they've managed to live for so long. Say what you want about Lucius, but I don't think he's as stupid as those people.

 

So people are snorting condoms now... f*cking kids I swear

Wasn't this a thing last year, or the year before, as well? I seem to remember the condom challenge doing the rounds before.

Edited April 4, 2018 by TheMcSame

[Is this The Guy?]

It was tide pods for a minute. Some time before that it was cinnamon

This is the first I heard about condoms though

[Femme Fatale]

I remember that happening in 2015, the media is barely covering the subject?

[Is this The Guy?]

I seen headlines a few times online recently. I never heard of it before now though, unless I did and completely forgot. But you’d figure something as weird as snorting condoms would be hard to forget.

[DOUGL4S1]

There were two 'condom challenges' that I remember, one where you snort it through the nose and asphyxiate, and one where you fill it with water, put it over your head, pop it and asphyxiate.

[TheMcSame]

It was tide pods for a minute. Some time before that it was cinnamon

This is the first I heard about condoms though

Pretty much what Dougl said, I remember there being those two challenges. Snorting condoms and pulling them out your mouth isn't something new, but the fact that it's making the rounds again... I mean, if you haven't already lost hope in the future of humanity, now's the time.

Edited April 4, 2018 by TheMcSame

[Mister Kay]

Well, when you let everybody reproduce, this is what you get.

 

Ed:R.I.P. context

 

 

About kids eating tidepods and snorting condoms and sh*t.

 

Edited April 4, 2018 by Constant K

[Guest]

something something f*cking millennials

Edited April 4, 2018 by Blaze

[G U M M I]

I've had my bullsh*t quota fulfilled for today. It's sh*t like my dog won't do what its supposed to do. You have to do only 3 things, sleep, eat, sh*t. He's become so privileged that he only uses the bathroom if we go into another neighborhood. I'm not walking 2 f*cking miles to please you, we're not even supposed to have a dog ( asshole landlord), and he looks at me like I'm wrong. Then there's the lectures and talking.

 

I get enough lectures and marathon talks from my instructors, and my mom still wants to talk and talk and f*cking talk. She kept asking me about schedules, and every time I SPECIFICALLY...f*ckING...SAID....the goddamn details, all I hear is motherf*cking "what?" "Huh?" "Say it again?" No. I don't f*cking repeat myself. If you can't listen and I have to say it again, I'm just not talking to you. Then she talks about having an attitude and sh*t. There is...only so much that I can tolerate before it puts me in a bad mood, and I just shut off all communication. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Be. Spoken. To. I'm not here to chat. I'm not here to talk. Then she keeps expanding on this, and that, wanting more details.

 

No, no...no..no, see I live a simple life, that's what I want to live. No excess bullsh*t, drama, no complications, I need everything to be so simplistic it's borderline dumb. So stretching out an outline to reach your OCD about it reaching a full page? Go f*ck yourself. I'm not writing 300 more words worth of bullsh*t when I can sum up everything I NEED TO KNOW to write MY paper.

 

So that really f*cking irritated me. When I go home, it's to get away from that sh*t, not go running back to it. I am the last person on Earth who will ever crave human interaction. I'm sitting down, and it's putting me in an even worse mood writing this bullsh*t.

 

f*ck it, I'm done.

[trip]

Ok...ok...

 

 

Some background: My neighborhood (and it's houses) is old. It existed before cars. Because of that we don't have driveways or garages. Heck, I still have a horse hitching post in my back yard.

 

A lot of people don't drive or own cars but us that do rely on street parking.

 

 

I came home today to some new bus zone signs. I circled the new signs and pointed an arrow to the location of the original bus zone sign. We went from 1 bus zone sign to 2. There is now one across the street from my house.

 

In a sense they took away nearly 4 (very precious) parking spots. f*ck!

 

 

*from my front porch.

Edited April 4, 2018 by trip

[Mr. Scratch]

Mfw canine privilege is a thing.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Ok...ok...

 

 

Some background: My neighborhood (and it's houses) is old. It existed before cars. Because of that we don't have driveways or garages. Heck, I still have a horse hitching post in my back yard.

 

A lot of people don't drive or own cars but us that do rely on street parking.

 

 

I came home today to some new bus zone signs. I circled the new signs and pointed an arrow to the location of the original bus zone sign. We went from 1 bus zone sign to 2. There is now one across the street from my house.

 

In a sense they took away nearly 4 (very precious) parking spots. f*ck!

 

 

*from my front porch.

How is your city counsul or ward rep when it comes to helping out their citizens?

 

Maybe talk to them and explain to them the issue and see if the city is willing to work with you, If not contact your local ward rep and see what they can do if they say nothing then i'd go tin foil hat and say I bet it's the PPA way of making even more money

[trip]

How is your city counsul or ward rep when it comes to helping out their citizens?

I know my council person. I don't work in/for city council but I do work for the city government so I've been sharing an elevator with her forever.

 

About all I can do is petition for permit parking. I wouldn't mind permit parking. That way strangers won't take up parking spots. We are one of the few blocks in this neighborhood that doesn't have it.