Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

Some cocksucker in a BMW killed my dog and I think I'm going to f*cking stab the c*nt.

Damn dude. Also lost one of my cats the same way; some f*ckhead ended up hitting her somehow and left her at the side of the road. I wasn't attached to her as the rest of my cats (WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP???) but still.

 

Sorry m8.

[DOUGL4S1]

Yeah, I saw a dog getting ran over by a motorbike, it defenetly was a very sad thing to witness, even when it wasn't my dog.

 

I'm very sorry for your loss, Lazerface.

 

I'm trying to save lives.

No you aren't, you are trying to make a show by making yourself an idiot. Someone going 60 down a residential street, where hazards could come at any time is 1000x more wreckless and most likely to cause a death than someone leaving their dog without a leash.

Edited February 10, 2018 by DOUGL4S1

[Crokey]

I'm trying to save lives.

That's nice to hear, you can take the next couple of days off to study more for your medical qualification.

[trip]

Some cocksucker in a BMW killed my dog and I think I'm going to f*cking stab the c*nt.

Sorry to hear, Scratch. Freal.

[BöömBäpper]

Sorry to hear that.

Same thing happened to my parents dog exactly year ago (february 10th 2017 which is today but 2018. mmmmmm... yeah a little creepy that its the same day i was here in this forum telling this same thing you do now).

So, I know how bad it feels.. That dog was important to me and I was depressed after that.

I was allways scared that to happen and allways told my parents they should build fence around their house ..and then bad thing happend one morning..

The worst part was seeing my dog waiting her to come back to play with her for months after that.. completely heart breaking.. friend never came back.

Honestly, I was so angry that I was planning to find that car and destroy it.

Edited February 11, 2018 by BöömBäpper

[Eutyphro]

On the topic of pets dying, my cat was missing for two months, searched for him everywhere, handed out flyers, when a week ago he was found dead in the water. He fell in the water and drowned while playing outside.

 

But I guess my cat drowning is my fault, because "beasts must be kept under the owners control at all times" as sympathetic advice on the previous page reads. How lucky are we to have friendly people give us uplifting advice on the internet, are we not?

What made it even sh*ttier is that it was the cat I adopted of a family member who went abroad.

Edited February 11, 2018 by Eutyphro

[AlienTwo]

Some cocksucker in a BMW killed my dog and I think I'm going to f*cking stab the c*nt.

Buddy... I'm so sorry to hear that.

[Femme Fatale]

Some cocksucker in a BMW killed my dog and I think I'm going to f*cking stab the c*nt.

Sorry about your loss, Scratchy.

[Murdick]

 

I'm trying to save lives.

 

 

 

nise

how many have you saved so far from dogs with knives

Damn, that got me lmao

Beasts must be kept under the owners control at all times. Have fun in prison.

 

Hows that leash working out for your mother?

Edited February 11, 2018 by Murdick

[ten-a-penny]

Hows that leash working out for your mother?

That's Savage AF

 

OT:

Been trying to find a half-decent Wii/Wii-U/3DS Emulator for days with no avail. I've already have a Wii-U Emulator but it doesn't work. And I can't seem to find the games I actually want (Super Smash Bros 4+Brawl & Kirby's Return to Dreamland + Triple Deluxe), none of these shows up. Ugh.

[chronic lumbago]

Just curious, are those older consoles and games also ridiculously expensive in your country? Can you even buy them at all?

[make total destroy]

Had plans for like a month to hangout with someone today but they called me the other night, and we were having a normal conversation when they suddenly flipped out and said they didn't want to hang out with me anymore because of how I've been spending my money lately--or something, I'm not really sure what they were so mad about because they couldn't articulate it well (in their defense, English is not their first language). I guess spending money on vinyl makes me a 'child' or something? I don't know. Like Christ, we're not married, we're not even in a relationship, the f*ck does it matter to you how I spend my money? Just let me have my dumb hobbies.

[Rhoda]

The last thing I want to do is project, but perhaps this rant came from a place of jealousy. They might not be a position to do what you do which is invest money in something you genuinely enjoy. It might have come from nowhere because it's something they've tried to sit on for as long as possible which has then evolved into feelings of bitterness. I've been on both ends of that coin and neither are pleasant.

[Not A Nice Person]

I hate when shootings happen and people justify it by saying knives will do the same thing. First of all not everyone knows how to use knives like ninjas in Jackie Chan movies and second of all you can atleast fight against someone with a knife, a gun will have you in your grave if you even move.

[Mr. Scratch]

You ever try to disarm someone with a knife, let alone fight them? It's easier to disarm a pistol, pistols don't go f*cking flailing about with a sharp edge and a pointy tip.

Edited February 16, 2018 by Lazerface

[TheMcSame]

You ever try to disarm someone with a knife, let alone fight them? It's easier to disarm a pistol, pistols don't go f*cking flailing about with a sharp edge and a pointy tip.

Americans disarming people? You either kill them in combat, or fill them with bullets after they've surrendered. "Disarm" is a word that does not exist in the American vocabulary. Seems like the word joke doesn't either, cause they can't stop making themselves look like one.

Edited February 16, 2018 by TheMcSame

[DOUGL4S1]

So I've been wondering whole day about what really has gone wrong with google image site that the view image option is missing, tried resetting my account and such, until I came across on this news

 

Like...wtf!? Google? I am pretty used to Google images for my work, and now I have to spend time looking for the alternatives to download the images, like firefox>media tab, and so on..

 

Stupid move by Google for whatever f*ckin reason they may have.

Right click > Open image on new tab.

[ten-a-penny]

Just curious, are those older consoles and games also ridiculously expensive in your country? Can you even buy them at all?

They don't even exist to begin with. Only PS2/3/4's, X360's and PC games are available here. And PC games are only available by buying cracked/pirated versions of the games, you want the original, straight-outta-Steam copies, you better be rich because you'll need to use the USD Currency instead. Never seen any Wii-related thing here, and even the Nintendo DS was rare back when it was popular. Only seen the thing being sold in one store while the games (read: ~10 games at a time) were sold in another. Gaming is f*cked in Libya.

[G U M M I]

Today I went to my barbershop, and my barber wasn't there, but the original guy who cut my hair was. Long story short, this guy bombed gometry because he can't tell a straight line from a f*cking crooked one. So I gambled on it, and I knew I shouldn't have. I start to sweat when something is about to happen, I am about to commit a confrontational act, or I'm not prepared for something. So I already notice he was f*cking me up. I'm very conscious about things that affect my looks, so having someone chop up my head made me very conscious, and also very sweaty. My line up went from straight to stroke in 20 minutes.

 

He had to get paper towels to soak up the sweat, but never wondered why I was sweating. Before he works on my line up, he tilts my head and doesn't hold it straight, mistake number 1. For those that actually get them, they can either make or break the entire haircut. My barber came back after going to McDonalds, but it was too late, I was already in the chair, and he styles both women and men, so the women there take way longer than guys to get their hair done, 40+ minutes to be exact.

 

A few minutes go by and he keeps working on my lineup, which he wouldn't have to do if he held my head straight, that's mistake number 2. It was a life or death situation for me, it was either be stuck looking like Yo Gotti for 5 weeks, or salvage whatever the f*ck I had left of a hairline. So I had to show him the error of his ways, how he was cutting at an angle, and f*cking me drastically. He made the excuse that he was not done yet, but I had been cut by this guy before, and my mom had to save the day ( my line up).

 

So he starts working on it, I'm like damn Skippy. I'm not paying $15 to f*ck me up, you're working for my money. Lesson of the day, don't gamble with another person if your stylist or barber isn't there, they might just f*ck you up.

Edited February 17, 2018 by Lucius M. Galloway

[Mr. Scratch]

Just shave your head.

[trip]

It's f*ckin' snowing.

[ProKiller93]

i just saw people talking to themselves outside lol weird af

[G U M M I]

I never thought the day would come, where a TV show would come on 24 times in one day, almost everyday. Teen titans go comes on 24 times today, and there's no telling how many times it came on before 10:00 A.M. I'm sitting here, flipping through channels, and on both Cartoon Networks ( I have U Verse), it is on. I politely said "f*ck no," and changed the channel. But then I got curious, I wanted to see how many times it was going to be on today, and tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day and....

 

24 times. Never have they pushed My Gym Partner's a monkey, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Samurai Jack, OG Powerpuff girls, Camp Lazlo, Billy and Mandy, Edd Ed and Eddy, or any of the great shows they used to show, like that. God dayum, if the kids don't get irritated by that, they're just as brain dead as the network thinks they are. When I was a kid, I asked my step dad why he watched cartoons when he was a grown man. I don't remember what his response was, but I understand it now. You can never be too old for cartoons, cartoons just become f*cking worse as you age.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

Where are the "View Image" and "Search Similar" options on Google Images? Two of the most useful options... gone. Then again, Google working backwards is nothing new.

[Mr. Scratch]

Google made some deal with Getty images to remove those features, I don't think they realise how f*cking stupid a decision it was.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Everything decision google makes = $$$$

[DOUGL4S1]

I tought it was something so people would need to click on the website to get the image, so the site's owners would get Ad revenue, even tho you can still open the image on a new tab.

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

Sitting at the table with my girls helping them with their homework when my youngest get up to go to the bathroom my eldest decided this would be a good time to have the following conversation....

 

Daughter: Daddy? You remember when you said I could talk to you or ask you about anything no matter what?

Me: *Internal Sirens Going Off RED ALERT * Of course what's up?

Daughter: Well there's this boy in my class that I really like, He's like suuuuuper cute and I think he likes me back

Me: That's nice, Hun

Daughter: No, Daddy that's not what I wanted to talk about

Me: *DECON 5 ALARMS GOING OFF* *Blinks*

Daughter: So today He and I were having lunch together when he asked me If I wanted to come over on Saturday for a party but his parents are remodeling the house so the only place he would have for me to sit is on his face

Me: His what?

Daughter: His face but I don't unders...

Me: *Cuts her off while thinking uh-oh* Ummmm honey

Daughter: ​Ugh DADDY STOP INTERRUPTING ME!! I'M NOT FINISHED!

Me: *Steams building in my head and feels like about to come out of my ears*

Daughter: So what I don't understand is....Why would he want me to sit on his face? Wouldn't that kill him I mean If you sit on someone face you're going to be covering their nose and face with your butt and they won't be able to breath.

Me: *Bust out laughing releasing the steam* That's right hun, Don't ever sit on someone face or else you'll kill them and then you'll go to jail for a long long time for murder.

 

After about another 5 minutes of back and forth I managed to convince my daughter never to sit on a guy face because doing so will cut off his oxygen and kill him, If there is truly no chairs to sit on then you can sit on the floor and she also told me she never planned on going to his party anyways because he said his parents weren't going to be home and she didn't feel right about it.

Edited February 20, 2018 by Ai®aCob®a

[Femme Fatale]

Lol wtf? How old old are these kids?

[ṼirulenⱦEqừinox]

My daughter is 12 so I would assume he's 12 or 13 as well.

 

If you remember the post I made a few months back about her best friend getting pregnant and I had the "talk" with her and everything?

 

Even with that she is still innocent enough thank god, But I remember at that age I was "dating" her mom and was trying to get her mom to sit on my face as well so i'm not at all surprised