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Some guy from Brazil tried to log into my Discord account this morning. I forgot I even had a Discord account.

 

f*ck that guy though.

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I get a phone message every damn day asking for Geralda to pay her debts, and that "not having money is no excuse GERALDA, pay your debt in 24hrs or else you will be sued"

 

There's no goddamn Geralda in this number damnit.

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I get a phone message every damn day asking for Geralda to pay her debts, and that "not having money is no excuse GERALDA, pay your debt in 24hrs or else you will be sued"

 

There's no goddamn Geralda in this number damnit.

Answer the call and tell them Look you have the wrong number, I have told your company SEVERAL times that there is no Geralda here that they have the wrong number and if they don't stop calling that you will sue them for harrassment.

 

I have found once you flip the script on them like that they stop calling or if it's the same # just simply block it

 

Chemtrails are very much reality, you can deny it but when in the future you develop dementia from exposure and can't remember your grandkids names atleast know I told you so. I am curious how you're so positive this concern isn't valid though.

I greatly enjoy ripping the sh*t out of idiot conspiracy theories, so I'll humour you- what exactly do you think these chemtrails contain, what's the purpose, how are they distributed and what evidence is there to support them?

My favorite are those who swear to everything holy that the govt uses Commercial Airplanes Chemtrails are releasing chemicals as they fly to control the weather patterns instead of the real answer of contrails that form because of the hot engines in the cold air leaving a trail just like when it's cold outside and you breath you can see "your breath"

 

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I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox. Enjoy the illnesses chemtrails are providing you!

 

I had my first bad experience with Amazon, they said the order will be arriving for the past 8 days and whenever I call it's supposedly still shipping. Is this damn thing in Narnia?

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I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox.

Yes, because either you believe chemtrails are totally a real thing that actually exists, or you're just a 'sheep' that thinks the government is incapable of doing anything wrong. There is obviously nothing in between either of these positions. It's all or nothing.

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I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox. Enjoy the illnesses chemtrails are providing you!

 

I had my first bad experience with Amazon, they said the order will be arriving for the past 8 days and whenever I call it's supposedly still shipping. Is this damn thing in Narnia?

 

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You CANT possibly be THAT stupid but it seems you are, Or you are very young and not yet in High School but even so we learned about this in Middle school or you spend all day watching YouTube videos made by people who have nothing better to do then wear tin foil hats and spout off to anybody who'll listen

 

Did you not pay attention in science class? If so you would have learned that The exhaust from jet engines are very hot and planes flying at 35,000 feet where it's -50c so what happens when something hot meets something cold? Now pay attention as i'll explain to you how contrails are actually formed The vapor from the hot exhaust meeting the cold air cause it to condenses into tiny water droplets which freeze if the temperature is low enough. These millions of tiny water droplets and/or ice crystals form the contrails. ... The exhaust particles in the aircraft's exhaust act as this trigger, causing the trapped vapor to condense rapidly.

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I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox. Enjoy the illnesses chemtrails are providing you!

what about the fact that you're blindly following pop-conspiracies like a sheep
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I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox.

So you can't even answer the most basic questions on the idiotic theory you subscribe to? Utterly worthless.

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OMG they're pumping chemicals in the water and making all the frogs gay! And no one will listen to me. This makes me grumpy.

They're actually turning the frogs trans.

 

http://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/

 

Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females

 

 

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Told ya.

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OMG they're pumping chemicals in the water and making all the frogs gay! And no one will listen to me. This makes me grumpy.

They're actually turning the frogs trans.

 

http://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/

 

Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females

 

 

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Told ya.

 

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I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox.

So you can't even answer the most basic questions on the idiotic theory you subscribe to? Utterly worthless.

 

if you want an answer bruh the trails consist of various heavy metals and minerals that are destructive to our environment and health, so they can control us easier. hurricane maria is an example of this geoengineering and they use jets, planes, boats, and stations like HARP to distribute these streaks. i have done heavy research off of state sites used for donors like CNN, FOX etc.

 

The contrail excuse would be valid if I saw these streaks everytime I saw a plane pass by which is fairly often.

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Aw cute, it thinks it has sceptical independent thoughts, instead of being advertised to and being told to buy magical acid off of amazon (of all websites) like a loyal consumer.

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There isn't a facepalm big enough in the world to react to that.....

 

 

 

 

I don't know, I can't help sheep that can't get over the mindset that my govament luvs me xoxox.


So you can't even answer the most basic questions on the idiotic theory you subscribe to? Utterly worthless.

 

if you want an answer bruh the trails consist of various heavy metals and minerals that are destructive to our environment and health, so they can control us easier. hurricane maria is an example of this geoengineering and they use jets, planes, boats, and stations like HARP to distribute these streaks. i have done heavy research off of state sites used for donors like CNN, FOX etc.

 

The contrail excuse would be valid if I saw these streaks everytime I saw a plane pass by which is fairly often.

You talk about us believing what the government spoon feeds us yet you are following and believing whatever some crackpot on youtube is telling you there have been research and papers published by very credible people in the scientific and meteorological fields who have no ties to the government whatsoever who have disproven your facts

 

You claim you've done your own research? Then publish your findings for all of us to see I'm curious to read a 6th grader science report

 

Let me guess you also don't believe that the earth is round either and people fall off the side into space if they venture too far?

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Let me guess you also don't believe that the earth is round either and people fall off the side into space if they venture too far?

The earth is a flat disc on a giant space turtles back. Below is the truth the gubberment don't want you to know.

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I find it funny how adamant everyone is about this concern . I don't necessarily ride the dick on it but what is there to disprove it? For every 'creditable findings' published disproving chemt's there's also a lot of proof that begs the question. I am willing to protect myself just incase and can only hope other's do aswell smh..

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I am willing to protect myself just incase

Yes, but where did you get the idea that special acid would protect you? The point is that pseudoscience and pop-conspiracies are mostly gates for advertising revenue or pushing products, and the fact that you fell for it while calling everyone else "sheep" is the funny bit.

 

Like damn son, I kinda want you to link what you bought at this point...

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I find it funny how adamant everyone is about this concern . I don't necessarily ride the dick on it but what is there to disprove it? For every 'creditable findings' published disproving chemt's there's also a lot of proof that begs the question. I am willing to protect myself just incase and can only hope other's do aswell smh..

 

A metric ton of tangible f*cking evidence, you complete sh*theel.

 

I'm too drunk for this sh*t, f*ck y'all and your lines in the sky give me ball cancer theories.

 

f*cking choke on this.

 

http://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1748-9326/11/8/084011/meta

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Chemtrails are very much reality, you can deny it but when in the future you develop dementia from exposure and can't remember your grandkids names atleast know I told you so. I am curious how you're so positive this concern isn't valid though.

 

 

if you want an answer bruh the trails consist of various heavy metals and minerals that are destructive to our environment and health, so they can control us easier.

 

'Cause you know who is the most controllable, docile populace? Dementia patients.

 

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I find it funny how adamant everyone is about this concern . I don't necessarily ride the dick on it but what is there to disprove it? For every 'creditable findings' published disproving chemt's there's also a lot of proof that begs the question. I am willing to protect myself just incase and can only hope other's do aswell smh..

Since you are such an expert on that and certainly have done your research, show us:

- The nozzle/hole where those things come from, because it has to come out from somewhere.

- Where in a commercial airplane is the 'chemtrail tank'? if it has enough of it to make visible trails, it must have a lot on board, and fighter jets don't have that space on-board.

- Where in an airport is the 'chemtrail refueling station'?

- Since this has been talked about a lot, its safe to assume it would be an old thing the government supposedly does. So has there been any accidents involving or caused by it?

- Why would the government want to destroy cities with a hurricane? That would just kill lots of taxpayers, cause millions, maybe billions of dollars in damage and they'd have to spend more money in rescue and aid for victims.

- Prove me that what you see over your house aren't contrails, since you're too sure they're chemtrails.

- Show me how Hurricane Maria couldn't possibly have formed naturally.

 

Also, try including links to sites you got those informations from. Preferably reliable ones, not 'wakeupsheeple.com'.

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I find it funny how adamant everyone is about this concern . I don't necessarily ride the dick on it but what is there to disprove it? For every 'creditable findings' published disproving chemt's there's also a lot of proof that begs the question. I am willing to protect myself just incase and can only hope other's do aswell smh..

You're asking people to disprove you now? :D

 

That's not how any of this works.

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I find it funny how adamant everyone is about this concern . I don't necessarily ride the dick on it but what is there to disprove it? For every 'creditable findings' published disproving chemt's there's also a lot of proof that begs the question. I am willing to protect myself just incase and can only hope other's do aswell smh..

You're asking people to disprove you now? :D

 

That's not how any of this works.

 

Shhhhhh!

 

Play along.

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This is hillarious. Let's just leave mice person in his little government experiment, let him breathe lsd and eat radioactice food if that's what he wants.

 

I'm an unicorn. I won't let anyone tell me I'm not.

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trails consist of various heavy metals and minerals that are destructive to our environment and health

Which heavy metals? What minerals?

 

 

so they can control us easier.

Question- why would they disperse these agents, if they were to exist, from aircraft flying at 8 kilometres altitude, casting them to the mercies of the jet stream, winds, rain and other environmental factors, when the water supply would make a far better distribution mechanism?

 

 

hurricane maria is an example of this geoengineering

Citation needed.

 

 

and they use jets, planes, boats, and stations like HARP to distribute these streaks.

Who is "they"? And how does HAARP, a project dedicated entirely to studying high power, high frequency ionospheric signals (and one which is unclassified and contributed to extensively by US and European universities) create chemical trails of any kind?

 

 

i have done heavy research off of state sites used for donors like CNN, FOX etc.

Surely, if you'd actually done research you'd know that the theory of distributing agents of any kind through contrails is fundamentally unworkable?

 

I mean look at the quantities of nerve agents used in chemical munitions and their distribution. If the most dangerous nerve agents, those like Sarin or VX, where a single drop can kill thousands of people, need to be delivered in volumes between 300L and 750L, aerosolised, for tactical battlefield use, how much would you need to distribute from aircraft? And where is this being stored?

 

Oh wait, I'm talking sense again, so I doubt you'll be able to comprehend it.

 

 

The contrail excuse would be valid if I saw these streaks everytime I saw a plane pass by which is fairly often.

You don't understand basic physics then. Contrails are basically clouds, they're dependent on the volumes of water vapour in the exhaust (which themselves are dependent on the volumes of water vapour in intake air, whether the engine us at peak stoichiometric combustion efficiency, etc.) Do you think all contrails are chemtrails, then? What about those from piston engined aircraft of the 1930s? How long has this been going on then?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

 

This one is so famous that it can even be found on wiki. Please come up with something that doesn't involve HAARP as a scapegoat. I mean, every single one of these foolish conspiracy theories involve HAARP somehow. Poor fella, that HAARP.

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This is why I adore Sivi.

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Fun fact- HAARP is now owned entirely by the University of Alaska Fairbanks.

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