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PwnageSoldier

I hate when you go to a fast food restaurant and they f*ck up your burger by squeezing it or pushing down or whatever. It looks really unappetizing. Arbys or A&W in Canada is the sh*t guys. Its so good, and the employees actually dont screw up your order all the time.

 

Today I spent 40 minutes fumbling around with my alto sax, because I couldnt get a low note out or itd go up an octave and it pissed me off so much. I decided just to give up and f*cking do something else.

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Spaghetti Cat

There's probably a connection between arby's and an alto sax, but it's lost on me.

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Today I spent 40 minutes fumbling around with my alto sax, because I couldnt get a low note out or itd go up an octave and it pissed me off so much. I decided just to give up and f*cking do something else.

 

it's probs because alto saxes are lame

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

Getting fed up with the repaving effort in my neighborhood they started like 2 weeks ago and not even halfway done.

 

If only they had these two working for them they might actually finish before it snows

 

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A tad bit grumpy because I didn't sleep at all last night... that's what I get for having about 600mg of caffeine with my dinner, I guess.

 

Seeing NeoGAF implode makes me a little less grumpy, though.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

People who respond to comment you make on a news article without knowing the facts

 

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A tad bit grumpy because I didn't sleep at all last night... that's what I get for having about 600mg of caffeine with my dinner, I guess.

 

Seeing NeoGAF implode makes me a little less grumpy, though.

600mg holy f*ck did you drink a 6 pack of red bull?

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

f*ck liquor, embrace mary jane

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A tad bit grumpy because I didn't sleep at all last night... that's what I get for having about 600mg of caffeine with my dinner, I guess.

 

Seeing NeoGAF implode makes me a little less grumpy, though.

600mg holy f*ck did you drink a 6 pack of red bull?

Nah, just two large glasses of iced coffee. That sh*t kept me wide awake all night.

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chronic lumbago

I assume 35mg caffeine = 100ml

 

1mg = 2.87 ml

 

600mg = 1.72L

 

Almost 2L of coffee? That coffee is either extreme or you have a big as f*ck glass :D

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

This morning been beyond shiity so far.

 

  • My alarm didn't go off so my girl just bearly made it to the bus stop for school without a real breakfast
  • Then Buster saw a cat so he ran and popped open the front screen door taking off after the cat i had to chase after him ​(lucky another neighbor was out walking and got his attention for me)
  • I had to run back home to grab a shower before my doctors appt only to not have any hot water
  • I spilled my entire travel mug of coffee on me while in the car so now my pants are still damped and i smell like caramel macchiato (at least i have leather seats so cleanup was easy)
  • Then while trying to find a spot to park at the hospital i finally find a handicap spot near the front until some young kid 17 or 18 swoops in parks, without a placard get out and RUNS to whevere he was going so he was clearly not handicap so i had to park nearly 5 blocks away now i'm sitting in the lobby of the doctor office still trying to catch my breath from the walk in the rain
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That coffee is either extreme or you have a big as f*ck glass :D

Both. Coffee usually doesn't do much for me, but what I had that night clearly an exception to the rule.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

 

That coffee is either extreme or you have a big as f*ck glass :D

Both. Coffee usually doesn't do much for me, but what I had that night clearly an exception to the rule.

 

If you like really strong coffee with A LOT of caffeine check out Deathwish

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One edgelord gets cut down and another blossoms almost instantly.

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One edgelord gets cut down and another blossoms almost instantly.

You talking about the confession thread?
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One edgelord gets cut down and another blossoms almost instantly.

You talking about the confession thread?

 

Of course, I'm not gonna get bollocked for going off topic tho.

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One edgelord gets cut down and another blossoms almost instantly.

You talking about the confession thread?

 

Of course, I'm not gonna get bollocked for going off topic tho.

 

I get it, you just took the words out of my mouth basically.
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Holy sh*t, everytime I see that smug expression on George Clooney's mug, I just want to stamp the ever loving f*ck out of it. I can't stand that twat. Prick comes out with his equally measured twat pal, Damon and tries to feign sympathy for the victims of that predator, Weinstein. All of those c*nts really do raise my blood pressure.

bash the fash m8s 

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I'm f*cking close to blowing up on one of the other users in the Online section, but doing it would definitely get me hit with a ban.

 

For f*cks sake.

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Write it on a piece of paper and mail it to yourself :cool:

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chronic lumbago

I so f*cking wish I was living on my own.

Yes and no. On one hand, it's like paradise, you have your peace 24/7, nobody telling you what to do, you have full responsibility on your life and you aren't forced to talk to someone when you're not in the mood for chatter. On the other hand, it can get pretty dull. I was also getting paranoid as sh*t for no reason. Or it was the drugs. Don't know.

 

It's nice to have someone around you, I think everyone'll realise that after being alone for a while. The first months are great if you don't HAVE to be around people and enjoy being alone, but in the long run it's not the best idea unless you're busy working long hours or have a very busy social life schedule.

 

I put caps lock on the "HAVE", because I know people who can't be one minute alone.

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I so f*cking wish I was living on my own.

Yes and no. On one hand, it's like paradise, you have your peace 24/7, nobody telling you what to do, you have full responsibility on your life and you aren't forced to talk to someone when you're not in the mood for chatter. On the other hand, it can get pretty dull. I was also getting paranoid as sh*t for no reason. Or it was the drugs. Don't know.

 

It's nice to have someone around you, I think everyone'll realise that after being alone for a while. The first months are great if you don't HAVE to be around people and enjoy being alone, but in the long run it's not the best idea unless you're busy working long hours or have a very busy social life schedule.

 

I put caps lock on the "HAVE", because I know people who can't be one minute alone.

 

 

I'd appreciate the company of someone I like, provided they respect my privacy. Cohabitation is illegal here soooo.. f*ck.

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ṼirulenⱦEqừinox

I am beyond pissed I just spent the last hour at my youngest daughter school yelling at the sub and principal.....

 

So i go to pick up my youngest from her after school program and she runs up to me in tears and hugs me not letting go, She never does this she always runs to me with a smile and jumps into my arms so i knew something was wrong.

 

So once we got out to the car i asked her what was wrong, She told me that she had a sub today and that the sub wouldn't let her go potty even though she told her she really had to go and couldn't hold it anymore.

 

Apparently this sub has her own reward system to where a system can earn gold stars for various reasons and if you got so many stars you could have a water or bathroom break outside of the normal break times.

 

Well i guess she only needed two more stars for the bathroom break and it was going to be another hour before the regular break time, Well she told the teacher she really had to go potty and couldn't hold it anymore.

 

She said the sub was a meany and yelled at her in front of the whole class and told her to hold it and she could wait until it was time to go, My youngest isn't a liar and doesn't make excuses to get out of class so if she tells you she's gotta go now it means you better find a bathroom quick.

 

She said "Daddy i really did try and hold it i promise i did" well she couldn't hold it anymore and she peed herself it was only then did she finally let her go to the bathroom to clean up and then sent her down to the Office.

 

They never called me or anything they had her remove her panties put them in a baggie and then sent her back to class.

 

So she spent all morning, all afternoon wearing a skirt with no panties on and they never bothered to call me to 1. Tell me about the incident and 2. To bring her up some clean clothes which i would've done in fact i probably would've taken her home.

 

But instead of calling me they made her go all day without any panties on this included going outside for recese and it's chilly outside.

 

I stormed into the classroom and she knew exactly who i was because of the way i entered and she said let me explain your daughter didn't have enough stars to go to the bathroom outside of the normal break periods I yelled at her and told her these kids are only 8 years old they can't hold it like you and I can so when an 8 year old tells you it's an emergency that they can't hold it anymore it means THEY CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!!

 

By this time the principal had heard the yelling and had come to see what was going on, Apparently she hadn't been made aware of the incident until i informed her she started to defend the sub until i told her about the star reward system to where she will only let a student go to the bathroom if they get so many gold stars.

 

Now the principal is on my side and told the sub to explain the reward system that she shouldn't even be doing as she isn't the full time teacher and that it deprives the student of basic rights.

 

Then the sub shot back and said going to the bathroom outside of normal break time is a Privilege To Be Earned so in her brain the bathroom is a privilege not a right for a bunch of 8 year olds.

 

I'd like to know how many other students she had done this too in the past, I am going to inform the PTA Moms/Dad of this incident and get them to back me up so when bring this incident up at the next school board meeting and demand this sub be taken off the list of approved subs and bared from the school district.

 

When we got back to the car she says "Daddy you are red" I guess from the yelling my face turned red and so i took my pulse it was racing at 160bpm

 

TL:DR - Bitch of a sub teacher thinks going to the bathroom is a privilege not a right wouldn't let my youngest daughter go to the bathroom during class and she couldn't hold it anymore she peed herself the took off her underwear and made her go all day including outside where it's cold without any panties on, never informed me or called to bring her some clean clothes.

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Handsome Jack

I wish people would knock on the f*cking door instead of f*cking opening it Jesus Christ im so mad.

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I wish people would knock on the f*cking door instead of f*cking opening it Jesus Christ im so mad.

You shouldn't leave your door open, it's dangerous

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