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hijacking your current pissy state to say your avatar gave me a good chuckle

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I kept stepping on my mates foot at college after he had his big toenail removed due to a serious infection.

I stepped on that thing so much I'm surprised he didn't punch me. Accidental of course, always accidental.

 

OT - I'm painfully pissed off lately. I think I've said it before, every month I suddenly get hit with a week of shame and disappointment. I''m currently in the middle of it.

I'm pissed about fluctuating weight, pissed about not having friends, pissed about not having a job, pissed about having a dream that I still don't dare to follow, pissed about my skin and health.

 

I am a pile of seething pissyness right now.

 

 

 

Do you look like this when you're pissed?

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I kept stepping on my mates foot at college after he had his big toenail removed due to a serious infection.

I stepped on that thing so much I'm surprised he didn't punch me. Accidental of course, always accidental.

 

OT - I'm painfully pissed off lately. I think I've said it before, every month I suddenly get hit with a week of shame and disappointment. I''m currently in the middle of it.

I'm pissed about fluctuating weight, pissed about not having friends, pissed about not having a job, pissed about having a dream that I still don't dare to follow, pissed about my skin and health.

 

I am a pile of seething pissyness right now.

 

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kinda reminds me, that i broke something in my toe in january and its still black. idk why, they kept telling me the nail will fall off. but low and behold, its still there black as ever.

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Same w/ my left thumb tbh, there's a bit of blue/black on the left side but it still looks in tact otherwise 🤔

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Figuring out how to download APB Reloaded onto my PS4 main account and making a dummy account and setting the country to United States and still nothing on my main's PS store.

 

I wish region locking f*cked off and died off. It causes nothing but frustration.

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kinda reminds me, that i broke something in my toe in january and its still black. idk why, they kept telling me the nail will fall off. but low and behold, its still there black as ever.

 

 

I stubbed my toe on a brick once and the nail instantly went black, but it never fell off. It just went back to it's regular colour after a while. Maybe yours will do the same.

I can't remember how long it took to go back to normal but still.

 

E - Although I'm certain it didn't take as long as yours has.. So my opinion and comparison is pretty much pointless :^:

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for f*ck's sake

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I'm insulted by the fact that, to this day, my father STILL haven't noticed my dinner's pattern. One day, its Ramen Noodles. The next, its something else (mostly sandwiches). The day after that, Ramen Noodles. Next, something else. Rinse/Repeat 'till I die or I change my schedule. And even though I've been going on this for YEARS he STILL complains every day I eat noodles about how "I don't eat anything good at all".

 

Check your f*cking memory, dad.

 

Problem is, when I first Ripped that sh*t put I TOTALLY forgot to set the damn thing to MP3. I only like the first part of the song, and because of the original format (WMA) I can't cut the sh*t part.

With it being a WMA file a video editing program will reconize it some video programs then allow you to convert the file into an MP3 or you could download Wondershare Video Converter upload the file and then convert it into an MP3.

 

Or send me a PM and i'll try and convert it

My sister's cat is missing and she blames me. Her cat is a ragdoll breed proper pedigree and sh*t, so she rarely lets her out of the house. The furthest she made it out was into the garden, my sis is paranoid that Jasmine (missing cat) has been stolen.

 

 

The weather is getting warmer and I told my sister that keeping it locked up 24/7 is cruel and she needs to be outside to get exercise. She finally listened to me and now her cat hasn't returned, it's been 24 hours and my sister is freaking out. She's refusing to speak to me and now I'm starting to think it's really my fault that it's lost. :/

It's not the cat naturally curious wandered outsider I help out with a local pet rescue operation and I've noticed a pattern when it comes to Cats, especially ones that aren't outdoor cats that most cats are found between 12am & 5am while it's dark out as they feel safer out and will go into hiding during the day, While it's still dark go outside with her food and water dish and tap them on the ground while calling her name, also jiggle a bag of treats while calling her name if she is used to getting treats this has a 98% success rate as Cats unlike dogs usually don't stray far from home

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Figuring out how to download APB Reloaded onto my PS4 main account and making a dummy account and setting the country to United States and still nothing on my main's PS store.

 

I wish region locking f*cked off and died off. It causes nothing but frustration.

If you want i can give you an e-mail to an old PS account that in the U.S and you can try using that but it could also be it's checking your IP and your IP is showing you aren't in the U,S

 

Have you tried using a VPN and then going to the Store.playstation.com and then adding it to your queue from there?

 

Also try this link with the dummy account - https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/apb-reloaded/cid=UP2047-CUSA01444_00-APBRELOADEDHDD01

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I ended up pulling a muscle on the lower right side of my back yesterday. I hate this sh*t. It feels like a knot and I can't put too much weight on my right side or my back tenses up and it starts hurting. I have to make slow movements to keep my back from tensing up and I basically have been moving like an old person. I'm just one month shy of turning 25yrs old and I already threw my back out. I might as well buy myself a walker and a life alert necklace.

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I ended up pulling a muscle on the lower right side of my back yesterday. I hate this sh*t. It feels like a knot and I can't put too much weight on my right side or my back tenses up and it starts hurting. I have to make slow movements to keep my back from tensing up and I basically have been moving like an old person. I'm just one month shy of turning 25yrs old and I already threw my back out. I might as well buy myself a walker and a life alert necklace.

Didn't anyone tell you from the ripe old age of 25 you begin to slowly fall apart? Wait til you turn 30, that's then you start making noises just sitting on the sofa! It's natures way of mocking us!
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Didn't anyone tell you from the ripe old age of 25 you begin to slowly fall apart? Wait til you turn 30, that's then you start making noises just sitting on the sofa! It's natures way of mocking us!

I can concur (although since about the age of 18), thanks to my reckless childhood I now have to deal with knees locked in place first thing in the morning.... One of these days I fear they won't crack properly and I'll become a permanent member of the Ministry of Silly Walks. Edited by _Rob_
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Figuring out how to download APB Reloaded onto my PS4 main account and making a dummy account and setting the country to United States and still nothing on my main's PS store.

 

I wish region locking f*cked off and died off. It causes nothing but frustration.

just a crazy thought:

Maybe find someone trust worthy from the u.s. and have them add it to your dummy account library.

(Not sure if it would work but theoretically should show up on the library)

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kinda reminds me, that i broke something in my toe in january and its still black. idk why, they kept telling me the nail will fall off. but low and behold, its still there black as ever.

 

 

I stubbed my toe on a brick once and the nail instantly went black, but it never fell off. It just went back to it's regular colour after a while. Maybe yours will do the same.

I can't remember how long it took to go back to normal but still.

 

E - Although I'm certain it didn't take as long as yours has.. So my opinion and comparison is pretty much pointless :^:

 

lol man i wish but i dont think so. i've been told since January that it will just fall off, but nope it still there like a champ, also my nail is cracked in half as well.

 

 

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I ended up pulling a muscle on the lower right side of my back yesterday. I hate this sh*t. It feels like a knot and I can't put too much weight on my right side or my back tenses up and it starts hurting. I have to make slow movements to keep my back from tensing up and I basically have been moving like an old person. I'm just one month shy of turning 25yrs old and I already threw my back out. I might as well buy myself a walker and a life alert necklace.

Didn't anyone tell you from the ripe old age of 25 you begin to slowly fall apart? Wait til you turn 30, that's then you start making noises just sitting on the sofa! It's natures way of mocking us!

 

wait till you hit 35. it hurts just to wake up

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I ended up pulling a muscle on the lower right side of my back yesterday. I hate this sh*t. It feels like a knot and I can't put too much weight on my right side or my back tenses up and it starts hurting. I have to make slow movements to keep my back from tensing up and I basically have been moving like an old person. I'm just one month shy of turning 25yrs old and I already threw my back out. I might as well buy myself a walker and a life alert necklace.

Didn't anyone tell you from the ripe old age of 25 you begin to slowly fall apart? Wait til you turn 30, that's then you start making noises just sitting on the sofa! It's natures way of mocking us!

 

wait till you hit 35. it hurts just to wake up

 

Don't, I'm nearly 34 and it's already getting bad someday's haha! Edited by Natasha
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Figuring out how to download APB Reloaded onto my PS4 main account and making a dummy account and setting the country to United States and still nothing on my main's PS store.

 

I wish region locking f*cked off and died off. It causes nothing but frustration.

 

Region locking exists because of dl and ul rates like yours.

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Wait why am I here, I'm the happiest forumer alive oh wait I ate spaghhetti and went to this guy who came to my farm and gave him directions to the farm shop next door just to come back inside, look in a mirror to have a bit of sauce near my lip, damnit.

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Wait why am I here, I'm the happiest forumer alive oh wait I ate spaghhetti and went to this guy who came to my farm and gave him directions to the farm shop next door just to come back inside, look in a mirror to have a bit of sauce near my lip, damnit.

he probably thought you earned your red wings :p
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I ended up pulling a muscle on the lower right side of my back yesterday. I hate this sh*t. It feels like a knot and I can't put too much weight on my right side or my back tenses up and it starts hurting. I have to make slow movements to keep my back from tensing up and I basically have been moving like an old person. I'm just one month shy of turning 25yrs old and I already threw my back out. I might as well buy myself a walker and a life alert necklace.

Ugh.

 

Given how there's absolutely NO REASON to do anything that requires physical strength, rarely do I ever move around. When my father's friend's son came here for a good week he brought his ball with him. FINALLY! Some physical action! Kept playing football with him for a good day.

 

 

Aaaaaaand my lower body decided to malfunction. Can't walk properly, can bow nor kneel down (which put my [islamic] Prayers to hiatus, like really, this is the first day I start praying after what seems like a WEEK!), hurts to move, and the best thing ever, can't even move around in bed without hitting a nerve (well, hurt muscle). Sheeeit.

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I had my final wisdom tooth removed last year. It grew in sideways and had to be broken apart to be extracted.

 

Last week I started to feel discomfort and swelling in my gums. The more I tongued at it, the more it felt like a piece of my jawbone was poking out of my flesh.

 

Last night I got fed up, slammed a few shots of whiskey and did some amateur surgery....and pulled out a piece of my f*cking tooth. There's now a small hole in my gums

 

Apparently this is a common issue with wisdom tooth extraction. Damn near gave me a heart attack

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I had my final wisdom tooth removed last year. It grew in sideways and had to be broken apart to be extracted.

 

Last week I started to feel discomfort and swelling in my gums. The more I tongued at it, the more it felt like a piece of my jawbone was poking out of my flesh.

 

Last night I got fed up, slammed a few shots of whiskey and did some amateur surgery....and pulled out a piece of my f*cking tooth. There's now a small hole in my gums

 

Apparently this is a common issue with wisdom tooth extraction. Damn near gave me a heart attack

God damn, did you make it worse? I'd probably go crazy if I experienced that kind of pain. I absolutely hate anything to do w/ teeth and.. eyes lol

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I used a sterilized scalpel. The Buffalo Trace might have made it worse though. Lol.

 

Physical pain doesn't really bother me. I'm the dumbass who broke his arm and didn't bother going to the ER until the next morning. I'm also the same dumbass who shot a hole through the same arm with a .22. I "fixed" it with hydrogen peroxide, gauze and duct tape, then immediately went to the bar with my friends.

 

I'm sure anyone who didn't already think I'm retarded/batsh*t insane does now. Lol

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I used a sterilized scalpel. The Buffalo Trace might have made it worse though. Lol.

 

Physical pain doesn't really bother me. I'm the dumbass who broke his arm and didn't bother going to the ER until the next morning. I'm also the same dumbass who shot a hole through the same arm with a .22. I "fixed" it with hydrogen peroxide, gauze and duct tape, then immediately went to the bar with my friends.

 

I'm sure anyone who didn't already think I'm retarded/batsh*t insane does now. Lol

 

Physical pain doesn't bother me all that much, unless it's too extreme, but to not seek medical attention after shooting yourself and pulling out your own tooth is just plain stupid.

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Your body sees tooth fragments as foreign objects and pushes them out. The tissue around the tooth had already healed itself while pushing it toward the surface. The only problem area is at the surface of my gum. I cut it a bit pulling the piece out. At this point it's basically as dangerous as a cut or canker sore.

 

As for shooting myself, it's one of those things that sounds WAY worse than it actually was. Through-and-through with no structural damage. The hole was too small to be stitched. It healed naturally with Neosporin and white trash bandages

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I got a tattoo to cover it up

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But seriously? Shooting yourself?!

 

Dayum.

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looks like a vampire missed the target.

I used to amuse myself by making up completely outlandish stories when people asked about it. Totally asinine sh*t like a pit viper attacked a bus full of special needs children, and I saved them. The snake got off one lucky bite before I was able to strangle it to death.

 

Only problem is some people actually believed me, so I gave up and went back to arguing about college football

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looks like a vampire missed the target.

I used to amuse myself by making up completely outlandish stories when people asked about it. Totally asinine sh*t like a pit viper attacked a bus full of special needs children, and I saved them. The snake got off one lucky bite before I was able to strangle it to death.

 

Only problem is some people actually believed me, so I gave up and went back to arguing about college football

 

thats probably better then saying that you shot yourself...with a .22

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Yeah next time you retell that story bump it up to a decent pistol caliber at least :p

 

Then again I stabbed myself in the neck once. Barely missed the important stuff too lol.

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At this point, if you STILL support Bashar then you should receive the same punishment as him when he gets caught.

 

And Russia STILL backs him up?! Putin is officially off his mind.

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