Grumpy Old Forumers

[Sombra]

ALIENS HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN EMOTION I WILL CONTINUE TO USE SELF DEPRECATION AS A COPING MECHANISM WHILST SITTING STILL CONSIDERABLY IRATE NODDING MY HEAD TO BLACK FLAG

[sreyazsec]

ALIENS HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN EMOTION I WILL CONTINUE TO USE SELF DEPRECATION AS A COPING MECHANISM WHILST SITTING STILL CONSIDERABLY IRATE NODDING MY HEAD TO BLACK FLAG

 

Aliens may not understand, but I do, my dear innocent friend.

 

Your life sucks now and it will continue to suck until you die alone and forgotten.

 

 

Like me.

 

[AlienTwo]

ALIENS HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN EMOTION I WILL CONTINUE TO USE SELF DEPRECATION AS A COPING MECHANISM WHILST SITTING STILL CONSIDERABLY IRATE NODDING MY HEAD TO BLACK FLAG

Us stinkballs also use self-deprecation. Otherwise the few friendly smiles we do get would only be bullsh*t spitting in our many many faces.

[Sombra]

why dont we take everyone whos life sucks/will die alone and like....put us all in a place with OTHERS whos life sucks/will die alone

 

or is that just like a support group

[trip]

Yeah. The sucky things in life get replaced with other sucky things. There will also be something that sucks.

[AlienTwo]

why dont we take everyone whos life sucks/will die alone and like....put us all in a place with OTHERS whos life sucks/will die alone

 

or is that just like a support group

Sounds like Wyoming to be honest...

[sreyazsec]

There will also be something that sucks.

[RedDagger]

What I do is pretend that everything is okay and procrastinate on life itself

 

like right now I'm working on a map, no reason to create it and I probably won't finish it, but hey - at least it's not things like responsibilities or self care

[mr quick]

^take that f*cking hat off or so help me god

[ciel]

My sister's cat is missing and she blames me. Her cat is a ragdoll breed proper pedigree and sh*t, so she rarely lets her out of the house. The furthest she made it out was into the garden, my sis is paranoid that Jasmine (missing cat) has been stolen.

 

 

The weather is getting warmer and I told my sister that keeping it locked up 24/7 is cruel and she needs to be outside to get exercise. She finally listened to me and now her cat hasn't returned, it's been 24 hours and my sister is freaking out. She's refusing to speak to me and now I'm starting to think it's really my fault that it's lost.

Edited March 31, 2017 by XXI

[sreyazsec]

I can't lie, it might not have been the best idea to let out a cat who doesn't go out regularly BUT you didn't propose the idea with the intention of her cat disappearing.

 

My younger cat (I say younger, he 17, just a few months younger than my other cat) got out once, he was missing for two days whilst we were running around desperately searching for him. He wasn't an outside cat, he had a potter around the garden but nothing more.

 

On the second night we heard a meow and he was sat by our front door.

Her cat could just be lost, but chances are she'll find her way back. Lay out food for her, some object like a blanket or clothing so she can smell it. I really hope you find her.

Nothing is worse than a fluff going missing.

Edited March 31, 2017 by ceszayers

[Natasha]

My cats f*ck off for weeks at a time, saves me a sh*t load on food at the very least. They always come back to mama but seriously I'm just used by them I think

[feckyerlife]

ALIENS HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN EMOTION I WILL CONTINUE TO USE SELF DEPRECATION AS A COPING MECHANISM WHILST SITTING STILL CONSIDERABLY IRATE NODDING MY HEAD TO BLACK FLAG

i take it that you have been anally probed before.

[Natasha]

 

ALIENS HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF HUMAN EMOTION I WILL CONTINUE TO USE SELF DEPRECATION AS A COPING MECHANISM WHILST SITTING STILL CONSIDERABLY IRATE NODDING MY HEAD TO BLACK FLAG

i take it that you have been anally probed before.

 

Yeah he seems to know too much about them and their methods in fairness! >_>

[BeingARK]

The same friend I was talking about the other day again did something that pissed me off. One of my female friends, who I have know for years has turned out to be the daughter of the woman whose sister was the wife of my friend's brother until their divorce. He told me about it, he himself didn't knew and told me that I shouldn't even think of making her my girlfriend as she is sort of relative to him. I said that I am not interested and even if I am, she isn't even his relative so he shouldn't worry about it. Not to forget that I have knew her longer than him. But then he said ''Some guys were cursing your cousins and you were also saying them to stop''. I was like WTF? They are related to me by blood and just because she is the cousin of his brother's wife doesn't even make her a relative to him.

Edited March 31, 2017 by ShadowRageEX

[sreyazsec]

The same friend I was talking about the other day again did something that pissed me off. One of my female friends, who I have know for years has turned out to be the daughter of the woman whose sister was the wife of my friend's brother until their divorce. He told me about it, he himself didn't knew and told me that I shouldn't even think of making her my girlfriend as she is sort of relative to him. I said that I am not interested and even if I am, she isn't even his relative so he shouldn't worry about it. Not to forget that I have knew her longer than him. But then he said ''Some guys were cursing your cousins and you were also saying them to stop''. I was like WTF? They are related to me by blood and just because she is the cousin of his brother's wife doesn't even make her a relative to him.

 

Your friend is a psycho.

Seriously. You need to distance yourself from him. He's just going to keep draining the life out of you.

 

He sounds like a complete and utter little bitch.

Edited March 31, 2017 by ceszayers

[BeingARK]

 

The same friend I was talking about the other day again did something that pissed me off. One of my female friends, who I have know for years has turned out to be the daughter of the woman whose sister was the wife of my friend's brother until their divorce. He told me about it, he himself didn't knew and told me that I shouldn't even think of making her my girlfriend as she is sort of relative to him. I said that I am not interested and even if I am, she isn't even his relative so he shouldn't worry about it. Not to forget that I have knew her longer than him. But then he said ''Some guys were cursing your cousins and you were also saying them to stop''. I was like WTF? They are related to me by blood and just because she is the cousin of his brother's wife doesn't even make her a relative to him.

 

Your friend is a psycho.

Seriously. You need to distance yourself from him. He's just going to keep draining the life out of you.

 

He sounds like a complete and utter little bitch.

 

Not really a psycho. But he is a pervey motherf*cker. I mean, whenever he sees a girl he always say ''Damn check her figure out''. Also yeah, he is a little bitch too and he is always acting like as if he is right all the time. Most of his acts lately are pissing me and my other friend off now. Today I threatened him that he should stop his little bitch acts otherwise I will really start to mess with his relationship that he shares with his girlfriend if he kept pissing me off.

Edited March 31, 2017 by ShadowRageEX

[ten-a-penny]

On the subject of cats:

 

Troll Cruise and Eggshell starting f*cking with each other so hard they nearly killed someone. I had to force-stop them to fight but to no avail. They'd run as far as possible, cat-fight, I catch up with them, and given how I'm running one of them - usually Eggshell - freaks out, run away, only for the other f*cker to chase after him and the cycle continue. I had to start throwing whatever heavy-ish thing I get on my hand in their direction. This sh*t didn't stop until they ran inside our garage (where Eggshell's sister "dumped" her sh*t.... if you know what I mean).

 

Troll Cruise got what he deserved though. Domestic Abuse or not, I don't care. Beating any living being is the very last choice I draw, but this time its real. I didn't really hurt him, but he f*cking deserved it. I also separated his food FAR, FAR AWAY from the others when I gave them their dinner. Poor Eggshell got double the stuff.

 

Anti-Complaint: When the f*ckers ran inside the garage-turned-warehouse I've managed to spot Eggshell's bitchy sister inside the "ruins" of the warehouse's package.... with her kittens! <3 Didn't see "them" very well (its nighttime and the view was sh*t anyway) and, quite frankly, I didn't even see anything proper but a furball running around deep inside much less count 'em, but hey its better than nothing.

[feckyerlife]

lol i have no idea why your post makes me think of this video

 

 

[RedDagger]

^take that f*cking hat off or so help me god

you're just jealous that I have a snazzy red hat

[The Dedito Gae]

how do you respond to handle resumes for months and not get ONE single f*cking call in all this time

 

FML X1000

[sreyazsec]

I've been grinding Origins (Black Ops 2) non-stop for the past week. I'm trying to do the easter egg on solo and f*cking hell, this is by far the most stressful map I've ever played but I love it so much.

 

Furthest I've gotten is everything built, guns pack-a-punched, all yellow discs collected and all staffs upgraded. I always end up dying around round 15/16. I've been playing like 10 games in a row.

I'm driving myself mad.

I get so pissed at myself when I screw up.

 

 

I'll be the happiest little sh*t when I finally complete it.

 

[WHAT!?]

 

 

 

Who am I? Where am I going?

 

My friends. Do not try to bend the spoon. That is impossible. Instead only try realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you will see, it is not the spoon that bends. It is only yourself.

 

 

 

I just came from a work thing where there was drinking. When I got here I remembered I still had a six pack in the fridge. Today was a good day.

[Vanzant]

how do you respond to handle resumes for months and not get ONE single f*cking call in all this time

 

FML X1000

 

Are you applying for jobs with the same resume? If so that could be the problem.

 

You should revolve your resume to meet and exceed company policy, requirements and expectations if you're wanting a job at particular company. If it's for a certain job title do the same but narrow it down and include any kind of certification and training.

 

Most companies have a website that has some kind of layout of mission objectives or a quality policy. The best resume backs that criteria up.

 

Make sure you include yourself in a teamwork environment when listing skills you have. Don't try to sound like some kind of one man army who doesn't need a group. Team players with high skill sets sound better than the "Only guy in town who can make bar graphs in excel"

 

DO NOT use terrible references! They stoner who cooked french fries next to you is NOT a reliable source and neither is the neighbor who likes your jokes. Make sure to include Supervisors and Human Resources members who can back up your work history.

 

Most importantly proof read your resume, ask others to review it and see what it may or may not need.

[Natasha]

Have to agree with Vanzant. It's a royal PITA however you really should tailor your CV/Resume to each aspect of what the role requires. Doing this you'll generate a lot more interest as you start ticking boxes that they're looking for.

 

As I said it's longer but in the long run it pays off.

[ciel]

Sometimes I just want to be left alone, it's not much to ask for. I can't tell some people that without them being offended, f*ck it I say. I hardly have time to myself this weekend, I don't have the energy to care rn.

[ten-a-penny]

Haven't even done something that drains energy and I'm tired and sleepy AF. Wtf?

[The Time Ranger]

Haven't even done something that drains energy and I'm tired and sleepy AF. Wtf?

I feel the same way today, it's weird.

[ten-a-penny]

My favorite documentary show (World's Toughest Fixes) will be aired again on National Geographic at 10:00.

 

That's like 2-4:00 AM here. And at which timeline, f*ck knows all. And I thought that NatGeo Abu Dhabi was sh*t. Fffffs

[E•MO•TION]

Party pooper here.

 

I wish I could go back to the days when I was completely oblivious to my surroundings because for the life of me, I can't recall April Fool's Day being as prevalent when I was a kid, or heck, even when I was in high school. Now? Now it seems like everyone and their mother has a stupid joke to make and at this stage it's nothing short of being f*cking annoying.