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First thing that popped in my mind when I said "balls". Ha!

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Pop/slash the balls they kick over and tell them the dog got hold of it, they'll learn eventually.

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Why don't you just let your dogs have any balls that find their way into your garden? They'll probably get the picture pretty fast.

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I'm insulted by the fact that, to this day, my father STILL haven't noticed my dinner's pattern. One day, its Ramen Noodles. The next, its something else (mostly sandwiches). The day after that, Ramen Noodles. Next, something else. Rinse/Repeat 'till I die or I change my schedule. And even though I've been going on this for YEARS he STILL complains every day I eat noodles about how "I don't eat anything good at all".

 

Check your f*cking memory, dad.

 

Anti-Complaint: We were in Morocco back in 2014, during our stay there my dad bought a bunch of CDs of traditional Moroccan songs (Jil Jilala, Nass El-Ghewaine etc). One particular CD has my favorite song that I still have to this day. Problem is, when I first Ripped that sh*t put I TOTALLY forgot to set the damn thing to MP3. I only like the first part of the song, and because of the original format (WMA) I can't cut the sh*t part.

Had to find the original disc, but can't it. And thanks to LTT's sh*t connection I couldn't convert it to Mp3, 'till today. A few weeks ago we switched IPS's and to a FAR better IPS. Given how this sh*t is FAST I've managed to convert the damn song file to the format I wanted and threw the sh*t part in the trash can. Yay, now I can re-enjoy this song again!

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Why don't you just let your dogs have any balls that find their way into your garden? They'll probably get the picture pretty fast.

Because of the parents.

 

I heard one of the Mothers tell their lad 'if she doesn't give it you back, tell her I'll be round'. Either she forgot my window was open or she was trying to be intimidating.

I'm polite to these people for the sake of my Mom because it's not me they'll come to, it'd be my Mom.

 

If I had it my way I'd let Jed rip the ball to shreds and throw the pieces back into the kids gardens. I'd smear the bloody pieces in dog turd just to be extra spiteful.

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I don't know about you but if the neighbors are sh*t to Hell with everything. If I were you even if your neighbors are actually your aunties I'd go right up, knock their dogs, and do some serious sh*t they'll hate me for life. You get what you give. Teach your "cheeeldreeen" vermin some manner and we won't be bothering you about it.

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Pop/slash the balls they kick over and tell them the dog got hold of it, they'll learn eventually.

This does work! Actually because it happened when I was a kid living at home (we had 3 dogs) and they loved nothing more than bursting balls. So yeah, no children played near our house for fear they'd have to take a shrivled up ball that cost mum and dad about £30 back home in the state our 3 left it in. :lol:
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Why don't you just let your dogs have any balls that find their way into your garden? They'll probably get the picture pretty fast.

Because of the parents.

 

I heard one of the Mothers tell their lad 'if she doesn't give it you back, tell her I'll be round'. Either she forgot my window was open or she was trying to be intimidating.

You would be giving it back, though. Just not in a usable state.
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Why don't you just let your dogs have any balls that find their way into your garden? They'll probably get the picture pretty fast.

Because of the parents.

 

I heard one of the Mothers tell their lad 'if she doesn't give it you back, tell her I'll be round'. Either she forgot my window was open or she was trying to be intimidating.

 

You would be giving it back, though. Just not in a usable state.

 

In the tone of Dr Manhatten *ahem* "A burst ball is just the same as a full ball, it's made from the same number of atoms, thus, they are the same"

 

Sometime's I'm too nerdy :lol:

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Why don't you just let your dogs have any balls that find their way into your garden? They'll probably get the picture pretty fast.

Because of the parents.

 

I heard one of the Mothers tell their lad 'if she doesn't give it you back, tell her I'll be round'. Either she forgot my window was open or she was trying to be intimidating.

I'm polite to these people for the sake of my Mom because it's not me they'll come to, it'd be my Mom.

 

If I had it my way I'd let Jed rip the ball to shreds and throw the pieces back into the kids gardens. I'd smear the bloody pieces in dog turd just to be extra spiteful.

 

maybe its time for you to move

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We live on an estate. The waiting list to get another house is insane and years down the line, if we did get another place it'd probably be worse than where we already are.

 

My plan is to try and get a stable career and move me and my Mom to a nice place that I'd own.

I don't just want to move from estate to estate, I want to move up.

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We live on an estate. The waiting list to get another house is insane and years down the line, if we did get another place it'd probably be worse than where we already are.

 

My plan is to try and get a stable career and move me and my Mom to a nice place that I'd own.

I don't just want to move from estate to estate, I want to move up.

why dont you guys go live with your dad

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Oh my God :lol:

I'd rather live in a shack made of human turd. He's a wife beating, coke head. Besides, I never intend to leave my Mom alone. Even if I move out separately, I'll be with her more often than not.

She needs help with a lot of things.

 

(I also don't favor the idea of living in America, not really a great fan).

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Oh my God :lol:

I'd rather live in a shack made of human turd. He's a wife beating, coke head. Besides, I never intend to leave my Mom alone. Even if I move out separately, I'll be with her more often than not.

She needs help with a lot of things.

 

(I also don't favor the idea of living in America, not really a great fan).

i think you need to stop listening to the crazy media, everything they portray about America, i have not seen.

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Found a great mod/Present for another mod that makes the HUD look like Dark Souls (dat kinda-rhythm tho). I can easily live with Less Intrusive HUD (instead of Minimal HUD). Problem is, the mod files are too confusing. What does what, what file is essential, etc. Tried my best, the Present for A Matter of Time does work but the Present for Less Intrusive HUD (the very reason why I'm downloading this crap) isn't. It keep CTD'ing Skyrim like there's no tomorrow.

 

Welp, guess I'll just rearrange the original Health/Mana/Stamina Bars to be identical with the mod Present.... :( R.I.P Custom Replacer UI - Dark Souls-Style

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Oh my God :lol:

I'd rather live in a shack made of human turd. He's a wife beating, coke head. Besides, I never intend to leave my Mom alone. Even if I move out separately, I'll be with her more often than not.

She needs help with a lot of things.

 

(I also don't favor the idea of living in America, not really a great fan).

i think you need to stop listening to the crazy media, everything they portray about America, i have not seen.

 

Oh no no.

 

It's not for the reasons you might think.

Last time I was there, everyone was perpetually happy and excited about everything. That and I didn't understand the coins. The heat also destroyed me and I was only in Ohio.

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Oh my God :lol:

I'd rather live in a shack made of human turd. He's a wife beating, coke head. Besides, I never intend to leave my Mom alone. Even if I move out separately, I'll be with her more often than not.

She needs help with a lot of things.

 

(I also don't favor the idea of living in America, not really a great fan).

i think you need to stop listening to the crazy media, everything they portray about America, i have not seen.

 

Oh no no.

 

It's not for the reasons you might think.

Last time I was there, everyone was perpetually happy and excited about everything. That and I didn't understand the coins. The heat also destroyed me and I was only in Ohio.

 

 

Have you considered, um, living in other states?

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Oh my God :lol:

I'd rather live in a shack made of human turd. He's a wife beating, coke head. Besides, I never intend to leave my Mom alone. Even if I move out separately, I'll be with her more often than not.

She needs help with a lot of things.

 

(I also don't favor the idea of living in America, not really a great fan).

i think you need to stop listening to the crazy media, everything they portray about America, i have not seen.

 

Oh no no.

 

It's not for the reasons you might think.

Last time I was there, everyone was perpetually happy and excited about everything. That and I didn't understand the coins. The heat also destroyed me and I was only in Ohio.

 

You're making a good decision. It's nuts and getting worse here... we are the slaves of our corporate masters and our "democracy" is a sham and a joke.

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How do I get out of a minecraft hole?

Some jackass mentioned somewhere to punch the rocks.

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[.....]

The heat also destroyed me and I was only in Ohio.

Two words: San Francisco. Last time I heard that city isn't a hot wasteland. Given how I hate the cold and extreme heat, I MAY live there. And Keyword's "may" - its literally the only city in the ENTIRE planet that I'm actually looking for.

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The heat also destroyed me and I was only in Ohio.

Two words: San Francisco. Last time I heard that city isn't a hot wasteland. Given how I hate the cold and extreme heat, I MAY live there. And Keyword's "may" - its literally the only city in the ENTIRE planet that I'm actually looking for.

 

lol i hope your a millionare, its the most expensive place to live in the world.

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It's not. Not even close. No US city appears in even the top 10 global places to live in terms of cost. Even in the US, New York is much more expensive.

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California IS expensive, but not *that* much. I'm not sure how exactly expensive Cali is but I can tell you something: if you want to live in Morocco you better be a millionaire. Everything is 6482475487 times more expensive than Libya. Everything. Homes are expensive. Renting is expensive (also here in Libya but whatever). Meds are expensive. Schools are expensive. Electronics (ESPECIALLY THESE) are expensive.

 

A bundled PS4 cost $1,800LYD here, in Morocco a STOCK PS4 costs roughly $2,400LYD. A new phone (not sure if its Samsung or iPhone), in Libya its no more than 2,3k, in Morocco is $4,000(!). And that's just electronic sh*t. Don't tell me SF is expensive like that.

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It's not. Not even close. No US city appears in even the top 10 global places to live in terms of cost. Even in the US, New York is much more expensive.

daily mail chart has SF as 2, this is from Decemeber, ive seen more recent articles that has SF as 1.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4073464/The-20-expensive-cities-live-world-revealed-Hamilton-Bermuda-tops-rankings-San-Francisco-New-York-close-behind.html

 

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San Francisco and the bay area is insanely expensive. My buddy has been living there for about ten years and has been telling me his rent and housing prices. Denver, where I live, is up there on the pricey end and his costs make mine seem like pauper rates.

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