Grumpy Old Forumers

[Natasha]

I swear this isn't geographical, it's global. Like, everyone I know isn't well right now!

Edited March 24, 2017 by Natasha

[LincolnClay]

Hell, I'm on the other side of the world in the wasteland known as Australia and I still got this c*nt of a flu. Damn it.

[ciel]

Why the f*ck do people share the most vulgar stuff on Facebook? On my newsfeed there was a video of some old guy that sh*t himself, literally. What the f*ck? I work with the person who shared the video, what a freak.

Edited March 24, 2017 by XXI

[ten-a-penny]

At first I though that the lack of "decent" food and/or good sleep/rest was the reason why I felt dizzy yesterday (I still feel dizzy). Slept well AND had my fav lunch (fried stuff like fries + seafood), still feel a bit dizzy. Not as bad as yesterday though, that's a certain.

 

wats wrung wid meey

 

Bonus Complaint: When I finished eating and wanted to have a cup of water, as I was heading to the fridge I swallowed like normal, only for the f*ckable sh*t spit decided to somehow become a solid rock the moment it passed through my chest. Jesus, couldn't breathe normally for a good second. The fact that I managed to drink water like nothing happened is a miracle.

Bonus Complaint MK-II: Stupid keyboard is getting on my nerve. I try to write down a word and the stupid thing end up ignoring what I just pressed. You're not funny, yo. Or when I try to write something only to edn up f*cking the wording because I typed too fast. That "edn" is an intentional typo, btw That's what happens when you type sh*t up as fast as the lightning.

[feckyerlife]

Why the f*ck do people share the most vulgar stuff on Facebook? On my newsfeed there was a video of some old guy that sh*t himself, literally. What the f*ck? I work with the person who shared the video, what a freak.

i remember when guys use to like to take a picture of there sh*t in toilet and share it with friends. It use to be a big thing on some car forums.

[Fuzzknuckles]

i remember when guys use to like to take a picture of there sh*t in toilet and share it with friends. It use to be a big thing on some car forums.

 

"I finally did something creative, please like, share and rate my produce".

[Natasha]

What the actual...seriously? That's revolting. I can't think of any use for witnessing someone's toilet activities.

[feckyerlife]

What the actual...seriously? That's revolting. I can't think of any use for witnessing someone's toilet activities.

all i can say is, its america, do you expect anything else lol

[The Time Ranger]

 

What the actual...seriously? That's revolting. I can't think of any use for witnessing someone's toilet activities.

all i can say is, its america, do you expect anything else lolBringing sh*tposting to an entire new level.

[ten-a-penny]

 

Why the f*ck do people share the most vulgar stuff on Facebook? On my newsfeed there was a video of some old guy that sh*t himself, literally. What the f*ck? I work with the person who shared the video, what a freak.

i remember when guys use to like to take a picture of there sh*t in toilet and share it with friends. It use to be a big thing on some car forums.

Which GIF do you think works best for this sh*t?

 

 

 

 

 

But seriously tho. What maniac would do such a thing? Merrily forgetting to set the damn thing off to flung my (or someone else's) sh*t away makes me want to vomit. Ewwwww

[feckyerlife]

 

 

Why the f*ck do people share the most vulgar stuff on Facebook? On my newsfeed there was a video of some old guy that sh*t himself, literally. What the f*ck? I work with the person who shared the video, what a freak.

i remember when guys use to like to take a picture of there sh*t in toilet and share it with friends. It use to be a big thing on some car forums.

Which GIF do you think works best for this sh*t?

 

 

 

 

 

But seriously tho. What maniac would do such a thing? Merrily forgetting to set the damn thing off to flung my (or someone else's) sh*t away makes me want to vomit. Ewwwww

 

lol it was around the time when camera phones started, it was the thing back then for young adult men.

[sreyazsec]

People video weird sh*t (pun intended).

 

Someone videoed me and my old ex throwing up into the same toilet after getting wankered, we were taking it in turns to throw up, how romantic.

 

I didn't know it'd been recorded until someone told me.

I didn't care, just seemed a bit strange.

Edited March 24, 2017 by ceszayers

[AlienTwo]

What the actual...seriously? That's revolting. I can't think of any use for witnessing someone's toilet activities.

Dudette, some toilet activities are worth sharing. At an old job working in a hardware store, I was "lucky" enough to discover The Egg.

 

This was an oblong egg shaped turn that was bigger than a softball. Couldn't be flushed, don't get how it was shat...

 

[rastakilla]

[sreyazsec]

I just unintentionally broke my own heart. AGAINHAAAha.

Ha.

 

haaa hahahahahahawwwwhaaaaa guFFAWWWW

f*ck you you f*cking c*ntless facking sack of nob chips wankend toss f*cku

 

f*ck y'all. f*ck all a' y'all.

Edited March 24, 2017 by ceszayers

[Rafae]

I just unintentionally broke my own heart. AGAINHAAAha.

Ha.

 

haaa hahahahahahawwwwhaaaaa guFFAWWWW

f*ck you you f*cking c*ntless facking sack of nob chips wankend toss f*cku

 

f*ck y'all. f*ck all a' y'all.

 

That sh*t hurts like a motherf*cker... keep ya head up fam

[sreyazsec]

Oh God. I watched The Plague Dogs. Bloody hell

I wanted to stop after a minute but felt guilty about doing so, and so I watched the whole thing and now I hate everyone.

[Megumi]

I'm sick of those annoying "veterans" in the comments section of 20th century music videos boasting about how they are the cool guys and how "modern kids will never know or appreciate good music like this".

 

Most kids today have heard these songs.

You're not special just because you appreciate an incredibly well-known timeless song.

Get over yourself.

Edited March 26, 2017 by Seventh Star

[LincolnClay]

I'm sick of those annoying "veterans" in the comments section of 20th century music videos boasting about how they are the cool guys and how "modern kids will never know or appreciate good music like this".

Most kids today have heard these songs.

You're not special just because you appreciate an incredibly well-known timeless song.

Get over yourself.

Exactly, mate.

 

OT: F*cking hell, man. I have the worst headache right now. Kill me please.

[trip]

I just unintentionally broke my own heart.

Then you'll need to listen from about 2:30. But yeah...Broken hearts are for assholes...regardless of gender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grumpy?

It's f*cking spring. SPRING! And it's still too cold and gross to do anything worthwhile outside.

[Diana McFarland]

I have been so upset lately. No one seems to care.

[slimeball supreme]

I have been so upset lately. No one seems to care.

very true

[Diana McFarland]

 

I have been so upset lately. No one seems to care.

very true

 

That is just rude. Isn't this the grumpy forumers topic?

[slimeball supreme]

That is just rude.

much to the contrary, i was agreeing with you... Edited March 26, 2017 by Mr. Fartenhate

[Coin]

 

much to the contrary, i was agreeing with you...

 

 

Well this is just rude.

[Brian Grey]

I cant find my Remington shaver charger, damn it I'm growing scruffy looking stubble.

[sreyazsec]

Kids kicked another football into our f*cking garden. It's only ever our garden.

Well, obviously when we let the dogs out, they find the ball. < Actually only one of them likes balls.

 

Jed (the middle dog) is a huge fan of balls and of course he got all excited, grabbed it and charged into the house. He's never happier than when he has a ball. Of course I had to get it back and throw it over the wall so the twatty kids could get it back.

I had to fight him for it and he thought we were playing, when he realised I was taking it away for good, he started crying and squealing

 

Jed is the quietest of all of our dogs, he doesn't cry over anything. We have never ever heard him sound so upset and distraught. He sounded like he was being stabbed.

Those little f*ckers throw balls in our garden repeatedly, KNOWING we have three dogs and I had to break Jed's wee heart because the little c*nts can't play football elsewhere or be courteous enough to play AWAY from our house and garden.

 

I'm going to buy him his own football tomorrow.. It was the saddest thing to hear come from his mouth.

Edited March 26, 2017 by ceszayers

[vizs]

-snip-

To be honest, I would kill those kids if they did that to my dog (I don't have one though).

[ten-a-penny]

Kids kicked another football into our f*cking garden. It's only ever our garden.

Well, obviously when we let the dogs out, they find the ball. < Actually only one of them likes balls.

 

Jed (the middle dog) is a huge fan of balls and of course he got all excited, grabbed it and charged into the house. He's never happier than when he has a ball. Of course I had to get it back and throw it over the wall so the twatty kids could get it back.

I had to fight him for it and he thought we were playing, when he realised I was taking it away for good, he started crying and squealing

 

Jed is the quietest of all of our dogs, he doesn't cry over anything. We have never ever heard him sound so upset and distraught. He sounded like he was being stabbed.

Those little f*ckers throw balls in our garden repeatedly, KNOWING we have three dogs and I had to break Jed's wee heart because the little c*nts can't play football elsewhere or be courteous enough to play AWAY from our house and garden.

 

I'm going to buy him his own football tomorrow.. It was the saddest thing to hear come from his mouth.

f*ck those kids. f*ck their balls. If another ball lands in your garden and your dogs ran towards it, siege ownership over the ball. That'll teach the lil f*cks. Stealing or not, idc.

[make total destroy]

 

f*ck those kids. f*ck their balls. If another ball lands in your garden and your dogs ran towards it, siege ownership over the ball. That'll teach the lil f*cks. Stealing or not, idc.

 

mfw