Grumpy Old Forumers

[GIRR]

To be fair, you couldn't have known. You were concerned about her safety.

[sreyazsec]

Yeah, I agree with Otter.

You caring about her doesn't make you a dick. Any normal person would be concerned.

 

Also she should start wearing a fanny pack on her nights out, she'll never loose her phone again!

 

She'll also be the belle of the ball.

 

[ten-a-penny]

Waking up with a headache is possibly the worst thing ever.

Or having one during normal days (no complains, it happens), go to bed to sleep for the next day, hoping that the headache (or whatever pain you had) will pack its things and leave, only to wake up the next day STILL feeling sick.

 

Dear body, get your sh*t corrected.

[GIRR]

Yeah, I agree with Otter.

You caring about her doesn't make you a dick. Any normal person would be concerned.

 

Also she should start wearing a fanny pack on her nights out, she'll never loose her phone again!

 

She'll also be the belle of the ball.

 

This should go both ways. If either of you have plans on going out and partying, leave a list of places you plan to go to. That way if it gets late and either or gets concerned you have an idea of where everyone is.

 

OT: My sister brought her new dog over, it pissed on my foot as way of greeting me. Hello to you to doggo

 

E: Is that your fanny pack or you just horny to see me?

 

LMAO I'm so sorry.

 

I'm not sorry

Edited March 19, 2017 by Diani The Otter

[sreyazsec]

I'd love to join a gym.

 

But I don't have friends and I have no idea how to use anything other than what I've got at home. I'd hire a personal trainer if I could afford it. I'm willing to do the work, but ideally I would to have someone to do it with.

 

There's only so much equipment I can fit in my room.

 

 

Poor me.

 

Edited March 20, 2017 by ceszayers

[Natasha]

Also she should start wearing a fanny pack on her nights out, she'll never loose her phone again!

 

She'll also be the belle of the ball.

I seriously LOL'd at this one!

[Brian Grey]

Didn't think id come here as the GP said i was fine from my evaluation, urine test, height, weight, a couple of lifestyle questions, i'm healthy.

 

well i speed walked into a giant puddle to wash my Wellingtons and the back of my legs got splashed damnit.

[ten-a-penny]

I'd love to join a gym.

 

But I don't have friends and I have no idea how to use anything other than what I've got at home. I'd hire a personal trainer if I could afford it. I'm willing to do the work, but ideally I would to have someone to do it with.

 

There's only so much equipment I can fit in my room.

 

 

Poor me.

 

I feel ya. I also want to go to the gym but my father barely have time to take me there and its not safe to go there on my own.

[Natasha]

You don't need a gym per se!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25P4jQRL5-E

 

I hate to admit it but this is virtually what I do, and I've managed to squat myself an ass after about 6 months of trying

[sreyazsec]

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

[Natasha]

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

I agree with this tbh! I try not to even buy anything leather nowadays in fairness. I appreciate the cows are primarily bread for the purpose but it still seems inhumane in truth.

[feckyerlife]

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

i take it that you do not want that fanny pack then

[Leftist Bastard]

I'd love to join a gym.

 

But I don't have friends and I have no idea how to use anything other than what I've got at home. I'd hire a personal trainer if I could afford it. I'm willing to do the work, but ideally I would to have someone to do it with.

 

There's only so much equipment I can fit in my room.

 

 

Poor me.

 

Internet's your friend, dawg. The machines are all easy to use and usually have a how to on the sides; and there are plenty of how to videos for form and what not. And people around the gym are always willing to help.

 

At least try it out for a few days, see if you like it.

[Natasha]

 

I'd love to join a gym.

 

But I don't have friends and I have no idea how to use anything other than what I've got at home. I'd hire a personal trainer if I could afford it. I'm willing to do the work, but ideally I would to have someone to do it with.

 

There's only so much equipment I can fit in my room.

 

 

Poor me.

 

Internet's your friend, dawg. The machines are all easy to use and usually have a how to on the sides; and there are plenty of how to videos for form and what not. And people around the gym are always willing to help.

 

At least try it out for a few days, see if you like it.

 

I think the main problem is being able to pay for the luxury. I love how we're all trying to be health nuts yet it costs a fortune compared to being fat bastards. It's insane. Edited March 20, 2017 by Natz_83

[sreyazsec]

 

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

i take it that you do not want that fanny pack then

 

 

I'm afraid I do not.

I would look quite the fanny, if I were to wear a fanny pack of any kind.

 

 

On a serious note, I assumed it wasn't real, you've now made me question it.

 

[feckyerlife]

 

 

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

i take it that you do not want that fanny pack then

 

 

I'm afraid I do not.

I would look quite the fanny, if I were to wear a fanny pack of any kind.

 

 

On a serious note, I assumed it wasn't real, you've now made me question it.

 

 

why would you look weird in a fanny? probably easier to carry than a clutch

[Leftist Bastard]

 

 

I'd love to join a gym.

 

But I don't have friends and I have no idea how to use anything other than what I've got at home. I'd hire a personal trainer if I could afford it. I'm willing to do the work, but ideally I would to have someone to do it with.

 

There's only so much equipment I can fit in my room.

 

 

Poor me.

 

Internet's your friend, dawg. The machines are all easy to use and usually have a how to on the sides; and there are plenty of how to videos for form and what not. And people around the gym are always willing to help.

 

At least try it out for a few days, see if you like it.

 

I think the main problem is being able to pay for the luxury. I love how we're all trying to be health nuts yet it costs a fortune compared to being fat bastards. It's insane.

 

Yeah I genuinely believe the expense of being healthy is what messes up a lot of people. Making reasonably healthy meal isn't all that cheap; not when you could eat more meals with that money if you went the McD way.

[Natasha]

 

I think the main problem is being able to pay for the luxury. I love how we're all trying to be health nuts yet it costs a fortune compared to being fat bastards. It's insane.

Yeah I genuinely believe the expense of being healthy is what messes up a lot of people. Making reasonably healthy meal isn't all that cheap; not when you could eat more meals with that money if you went the McD way.

 

Nah I would argue that one. I could make homemade soup for breakfast/lunch/dinner for a few days compared to one fast food meal ie. McDonalds etc. It's not the eating that's more expensive, but certainly the gym/swimming/classes/weight loss groups etc all cost money!

[dudclub55]

 

 

I'd love to join a gym.

 

But I don't have friends and I have no idea how to use anything other than what I've got at home. I'd hire a personal trainer if I could afford it. I'm willing to do the work, but ideally I would to have someone to do it with.

 

There's only so much equipment I can fit in my room.

 

 

Poor me.

 

Internet's your friend, dawg. The machines are all easy to use and usually have a how to on the sides; and there are plenty of how to videos for form and what not. And people around the gym are always willing to help.

 

At least try it out for a few days, see if you like it.

 

I think the main problem is being able to pay for the luxury. I love how we're all trying to be health nuts yet it costs a fortune compared to being fat bastards. It's insane.

 

 

Vegetables and legumes don't cost a fortune.

[Leftist Bastard]

 

 

I think the main problem is being able to pay for the luxury. I love how we're all trying to be health nuts yet it costs a fortune compared to being fat bastards. It's insane.

Yeah I genuinely believe the expense of being healthy is what messes up a lot of people. Making reasonably healthy meal isn't all that cheap; not when you could eat more meals with that money if you went the McD way.

 

Nah I would argue that one. I could make homemade soup for breakfast/lunch/dinner for a few days compared to one fast food meal ie. McDonalds etc. It's not the eating that's more expensive, but certainly the gym/swimming/classes/weight loss groups etc all cost money!

 

You're not gonna live off of soup though, are you?

Might just be a regional difference I don't know; but good healthy varied food isn't cheap. I mean about 1-1.5 kg of good quality steak from a butcher is like...7KWD or about 25 USD. Just the steak. McDonald's three times a day would cost me about half of that.

[ten-a-penny]

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

I avoid this sh*t even in games unless I really had to. Yes, using animal Hides and pelts to get Leather (& Stripes) to create sh*t up in Skyrim is all fine and dandy, but I do not wear anything fur-made for the sake of decor. Fur Equipment, maybe, but Fur Collar (from Immersive Armors)? Nope. If you had it my way I'll delete that sh*t from the mod.

 

Speaking of Skyrim, OT:

Been using Apocalypse and Smart Cast for quite the time. What I bind to "Smart Spell Rings" (a feature from Smart Cast - tag a non-Consecration spell to a ring) is usually random and it differ from one walkthrough and the other, but there's ONE spell I always tag. Deep Storage. As the name suggest the spell allows you to store your stuffed Inventory in a Container "underground", hence the name.

 

Back in the past, however, the spell refuses to work. The ring equip itself then de-equip without doing anything. Yes, these rings unequip themselves on their own after use - its designed that way. But the spell SHOULD work. And it doesn't. At first I though "its probably because I don't have enough Magicka for it to work". Spell's +300 and I only have a hundred (before I f*ckup my char). This time, however, my Magicka is well over a thousand (1250 if you're wondering). It SHOULD work. And it DID work before, but for some reason it doesn't right now. Best part is, it randomly works.

 

 

Gonna have a fistfight with Apocalypse and maybe the mod author if this sh*t continues.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Whole Foods is expensive as f*ck. f*ck that sh*t. Trader Joe's has more of what I want for cheap prices. Damn boujee ass store.

[Fuzzknuckles]

Whole Foods is expensive as f*ck. f*ck that sh*t. Trader Joe's has more of what I want for cheap prices. Damn boujee ass store.

Whole Foods is a global scam.

[BeingARK]

 

When are celebrities going to stop think fur is a sign of 'class'. It doesn't matter how attractive you are, how talented you may be, the minute you're drowning in chinchilla and mink you're a tramp.

 

'I'm covered in the remains of a once loveable and harmless creature, ain't I special and cool?'.

No, you're a stale cube of dick cheese, mate.

I avoid this sh*t even in games unless I really had to. Yes, using animal Hides and pelts to get Leather (& Stripes) to create sh*t up in Skyrim is all fine and dandy, but I do not wear anything fur-made for the sake of decor. Fur Equipment, maybe, but Fur Collar (from Immersive Armors)? Nope. If you had it my way I'll delete that sh*t from the mod.

I remember seeing a pic of a celebrity wearing a dress made out of meat .. What was she even thinking. XD

Edited March 20, 2017 by ShadowRageEX

[sreyazsec]

I just slammed my hand down on my make-up bag and got stabbed by nail scissors that were poking through the top. You should be able to tell how deep they went in by the size of the cut on my head.

 

Pain Level = 100/10 + Hysterical Worried Laughing

 

But for real, my whole hand is killing me and my thumb won't move properly.

 

 

 

Please excuse the psoriasis on my hands, it's slowly getting better but still looks fairly revolting. However the red you see surrounding the cut is not psoriasis, it's swelling.

 

 

If I stop posting it's because I've perished from said devastating injuries.

 

E - My forearm hurts now too. Spare a thought for my forearm.

Edited March 21, 2017 by ceszayers

[dudclub55]

Lol.

Your hands look like they're smaller than mine.

[Rafae]

I just slammed my hand down on my make-up bag and got stabbed by nail scissors that were poking through the top. You should be able to tell how deep they went in by the size of the cut on my head.

 

Pain Level = 100/10 + Hysterical Worried Laughing

 

But for real, my whole hand is killing me and my thumb won't move properly.

 

 

 

Please excuse the psoriasis on my hands, it's slowly getting better but still looks fairly revolting. However the red you see surrounding the cut is not psoriasis, it's swelling.

 

 

If I stop posting it's because I've perished from said devastating injuries.

 

E - My forearm hurts now too. Spare a thought for my forearm.

 

Holy f*cking c*nt sh*t. And I thought slamming a car door on my thumb was bad..

 

You should get it checked out at the doctor's just to make sure it's nothing more serious than it looks.

[TheMcSame]

You should be able to tell how deep they went in by the size of the cut on my head.

 

 

 

Please excuse the psoriasis on my hands, it's slowly getting better but still looks fairly revolting. However the red you see surrounding the cut is not psoriasis, it's swelling.

 

 

Idk about you guys, but personally, I call that thing a hand.

 

Seriously though, I'd have to agree with Rafae, it might be worth getting it looked at if it's really as bad as you're making it out to be.

Edited March 21, 2017 by TheMcSame

[LincolnClay]

 

I just slammed my hand down on my make-up bag and got stabbed by nail scissors that were poking through the top. You should be able to tell how deep they went in by the size of the cut on my head.

 

Pain Level = 100/10 + Hysterical Worried Laughing

 

But for real, my whole hand is killing me and my thumb won't move properly.

 

 

 

Please excuse the psoriasis on my hands, it's slowly getting better but still looks fairly revolting. However the red you see surrounding the cut is not psoriasis, it's swelling.

 

 

If I stop posting it's because I've perished from said devastating injuries.

 

E - My forearm hurts now too. Spare a thought for my forearm.

 

Holy f*cking c*nt sh*t. And I thought slamming a car door on my thumb was bad..

 

You should get it checked out at the doctor's just to make sure it's nothing more serious than it looks.

Agreed. My thoughts exactly. Ouch...

 

OT: Just got back from a holiday, now I'm confused because the time zones are different for literally everything....I'm so confused. Should just stay here on my own in Australia forever.

[dudclub55]

I went to a place with a 5 hour time difference. I still had an upside down sleep cycle where I'd sleep in the morning and wake up in the afternoon, literally changing time itself isn't enough to fix my sleep.