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ten-a-penny

If I remember correctly. He also got really pissed when Ned Luke (played Michael in GTA V) was in a anti gun/ pro gun control video. (can't remember which)

Yeah, loved that video. Too bad I don't remember the thread's name. :(

 

OT: Will Google stop f*cking their services already? In the past whenever I make a post somewhere in YouTube and I get a response, all I need is to open a new tab then either go to any Google-related site (Google, G-Mail, YouTube,....). Then the f*ckfaces butchered the +Google design on YT, so instead of viewing the post and be able to respond you have to open the video you commented, then refresh the page (or do something so that the format returns to normal), dig out the post you're replying to, and THEN reply because if you tried to respond directly it'll give you a brain-dead "therez n error cuz fak u dats y" error. Now this sh*t format has reached Google too. Fix your sh*t Google, you're making Bitchstar's GTAO looks like a masterpiece.

 

Bonus Complaint: Went to uni again, dumbass professor didn't come. Which means I packed my sh*t at 10 AM for f*ck all reasons.

Bonus Complaint MK-II: I have to wake up at 7 A-motherf*ckin'-M tomorrow. Ugh. Anti-Complaint: Will return home at 10:30. YAY!

Bonus Complaint MK-III: Some Thalmor-worshiping, Stormcloaks-hating, Mede Dynasty dickrider idiota refuses to listen to logic or at least leave his pretentious, imaginary bubble and listen to reason I have to deal with in dA. I find an AMAZING pro-General Tullius art in DeviantART, I like it, I say something "pro-Stormcloaks-pro-Empire" only for this f*ckwad to attack me blindly JUST for liking a join-able Guild/Faction in Skyrim.

 

No, liking Ulfric doesn't make one racist. No, Stormcloaks aren't racists - not all of them, I mean. No, the Dunmer live in a slum because they're too much of a snowflake to work and prove their worth (yet I don't see YOU flipping a damn about the same fking race invading and ENSLAVING Argonians!) and transform their place into a haven (like, y'know, what a f*cking immigrant would do. I don't see YOU crying about the Syrian refugees.). And most importantly, no, if you have it MY way, I'll rather reunite the Stormcloaks and the Imperial Legion together against the Nazis Thalmor. What's even better, I see Skyrim better with Jarl Balgruuf being High King, not Ulfric (which is the whole reason why only ONE character - out of 6 - that is a true "Stormcloak-er").

 

E: - Bonus Complaint MK-IV: Gods, dem multiple complaints doe.....

Why in f*ck's name did I installed Samsung's retarded "update"..... now my laptop can't recognize the f*ckable thing so I can exchange sh*t from PC to phone and vice versa which means I'll have to send everything I want to transfer to phone's Memory card, turn off the f*cker, pull the MC, plug it in my as-sh*t-as-Bashar-Al-Assad headset, plug headset charger into PC (and headset), do whatever I wanted to do since the f*cking start, unplug charger from both sides, remove memory card, reattach the original card in headset (I have 2, one for phone, the other for headset) and then FINALLY return the f*cking memory card into my phone.

 

If resetting the trashy junk of "technology" to its Factory settings (and losing everything in the process) resolves this sh*t, then I'm on it.

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The Dedito Gae

If I remember correctly. He also got really pissed when Ned Luke (played Michael in GTA V) was in a anti gun/ pro gun control video. (can't remember which)

Holy sh*t some people (including him) went full retard in that thread, he was planning to boycott the guy.

 

Gotta love over defensive gun nuts.

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Yeah I mean, standing for your rights of ownership to firearms (i.e revolvers) is one thing ('merica is a big place, gotta be able to defend yourself somehow), but to go local due to losing ownership to friggin' SHOTGUNS?! No. Only small firearms should be allowed. With extreme vetting. Seriously, the only "safe" place (that I know of) that gets constant mass shootings is the US.

 

OT: Already started backing up my phone. f*ck Samsung, I'm resetting Factory Settings.......

.... Only to discover that there's a sh*tton of things that needs to be transferred to PC (which means I have to return the SD card back to the phone, manually assign everything where they should be on the card so I can reconfigure them later, re-plug the SD card back into my headset, then plug said headset into laptop, transfer everything into the laptop and THEN return everything to their spots. If this junkhole of a phone fails somehow and I must buy a phone I'll switch to iPhone. f*ck Samsung).

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So I just bought this new $150 headset and whaddya know, the bitch plays this CONSTANT loud static noise that's extremely obnoxious when playing with a low volume.

I really do hate buying new stuff, I just wanted a sturdy reliable headset to replace the playdoh PS gold headset, sigh.

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I bought new wifi security cameras for my home and every time I see "action" the damn thing buffers and I have to wait like 30 secs for it to reconnect and by then I missed what was going on! Sometimes I've caught myself staring at a still for the longest time of something before realizing its hung up. Oh and yea you cant betcha ass when nothing is happening that thing NEVER drops! ERRR! Shoulda got CCTV instead.

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I'm waiting for a response. I'm sure they'll just tell me "we're very sorry hear that you have been experiencing this..." then blame my hardware.

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That thread with a video with Ned Luke in it acting as a clerk in a gun store was pretty funny and AV called him a massive hypocrite. American Viking seems to forget that actors are just that, actors. Just because your character appears in a vidya game where it involves mass murder and then appears in a gun control video doesn't make them a hypocrite.

 

He was also fiercely anti gay, as shown in the gay protagonist thread and that thread where same sex marriage was legalised in the United States. Just your average evangelical c*ntservative

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universetwisters
Why the f*ck is Deutschland 83 gonna get a new season next year?


I get it, it's Deutschland 86 and it's gonna be three years after Deutschland 83. But does the wait between the seasons have to be in realtime?

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The sequel to this

 

 

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I walked into the kitchen in my underwear oblivious to that my neighbour's kid was staring directly at me from their kitchen and my mom has washed all the f*cking blinds in the house.

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I don't chew properly and I tend to eat very quickly, it's unintentional though.

 

I just ate a 10inch pizza in about 10 minutes and now I feel like I'm going to die. I feel so dirty because stomach is all tight and painful. I'm a fool.

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I don't chew properly and I tend to eat very quickly, it's unintentional though.

 

I just ate a 10inch pizza in about 10 minutes and now I feel like I'm going to die. I feel so dirty because stomach is all tight and painful. I'm a fool.

Yeah, your stomach is what suffers most when you eat too quickly.. never do that lol the back pains you get from wanting to go to the toilet so bad are horrible too

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Leftist Bastard

I don't chew properly and I tend to eat very quickly, it's unintentional though.

 

I just ate a 10inch pizza in about 10 minutes and now I feel like I'm going to die. I feel so dirty because stomach is all tight and painful. I'm a fool.

Fast food guilt is the worst feeling ever, period.

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An hour later and I'm still feeling the consequences of being a piggy turd.

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The Time Ranger

Do you have any antacids such as Rennie's on hand?

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ten-a-penny

Don't even BOTHER asking me to eat faster. 'cause if you do, I'll become even slower. No, not me. My mouth.

 

Guess that's a difference between me and ceszayers.

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I don't chew properly and I tend to eat very quickly, it's unintentional though.

 

I just ate a 10inch pizza in about 10 minutes and now I feel like I'm going to die. I feel so dirty because stomach is all tight and painful. I'm a fool.

Fast food guilt is the worst feeling ever, period.

 

 

guess you've never gotten freaky in church huh

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I inhale food. The plate hasn't even fully touched the table before its half gone

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Do you have any antacids such as Rennie's on hand?

 

Nope, I'm chronically unprepared. As usual.

 

Don't even BOTHER asking me to eat faster. 'cause if you do, I'll become even slower. No, not me. My mouth.

 

Guess that's a difference between me and ceszayers.

 

Mate. I don't understand you slow eaters.

Lounging about, faffing around and savouring your food. You freak.

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LincolnClay

I've tried EVERYTHING to "Connect to Xbox Live" but to no avail. "Can't get an IP" or some sh*t. My broke ass can't afford a PS4 Pro, so this'll do for now. F*cking hell.

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Why the f*ck is Deutschland 83 gonna get a new season next year?

 

Be thankful we're finally getting it, me, I can't wait for it, so there's nothing to be that grumpy about.

 

However, I see where you're coming from as you're US based, as most US shows film and air with a few weeks a difference, hence mid season breaks etc. But in UK and Europe we tend to get the series commissioned, film it, edit it, and then broadcast it. Possibly one of the reasons why European (and mainly UK) TV is so highly regarded as filming everything first and then editing it ensures that continuity and storyline flow much more smoothly.

 

/goes to music collection to fire up Major Tom (Coming Home).

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I love my dog, yet I hate him as well. This little furry sh*t bag refuses to sh*t or piss in the back yard unless it is absolutely necessary I.E he'll sh*t in the backyard if no one is home or awake to walk him.

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ten-a-penny

Aaaaaaand idiota Libyans are shooting each other again.

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Algonquin Assassin

I love my dog, yet I hate him as well. This little furry sh*t bag refuses to sh*t or piss in the back yard unless it is absolutely necessary I.E he'll sh*t in the backyard if no one is home or awake to walk him.

My dog's like that also so I have to take him out the front, but sometimes the little bastard goes all the way to the end of the street to piss/sh*t.

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There's a giant house spider in my bathroom.
I had the perfect plan:

  1. Start BF1 DLC early access download
  2. take dump while it downloads
  3. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But now that there's that big and fast motherf*ck roaming around in there, it ain't happening :angry:

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