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I decided to spend today trying to outdo my zombies record of round 52.

I started on Tranzit, all going well. I take out around 50,000 points make three trips around the map on round one because the fan broke before I could get to pack-a-punch.

I finally get my guns pack-a-punched, get my galvaknuckles. Ready to start training annnnnd it crashes.

 

I lost my pack-a-punched hamr (which I normally put in the fridge when the rounds start getting rougher, to save it) and I lost 50,000 f*cking points.

 

I'm not impressed.

This game crashes so much.

 

Did you buy the DLC that included Die Rise? If so, try to beat your highscore on that map. It used to be my favorite map, and it has plenty of "train" places. If not, get everything you need, either "train" at the Bus stop or the last map, where the ground is on fire.

Wish my ps3 still worked, would play the sh*t out of zombies.

 

Yeah, the only thing that puts me off Die Rise is the fact I accidentally fall of the edges. A lot. I have no excuse for it either, I just fall off the buildings because I'm sh*t at jumping.

I honestly prefer to train at the farm in Tranzit. I get easily confused/turned around when I'm treading on the flames in the town and bus stop.

You dont know how many times i fell off the buildings using the trampoline, lol. You get used to it tho after a while, just have to place it properly and jump on it. I preferred that map because it was daylight when you get on the roof and that was the easiest place to train. I really disliked Farm, too dark and small for me.

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make total destroy

everything is terrible and bad folx

 

 

wat do

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The Dedito Gae

everything is terrible and bad folx

 

 

wat do

git droonk

 

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EDIT: Wow this is a PNG but the background is still white, this kind of sh*t right here makes me grumpy as hell.

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everything is terrible and bad folx

 

 

wat do

Maybe this'll cheer you up.

 

 

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So 2016 has taken another victim, Zsa Zsa Gabor. What a shame, she was glamorous, a true diva. :(

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So 2016 has taken another victim, Zsa Zsa Gabor. What a shame, she was glamorous, a true diva. :(

 

Prepare for an even worst year... 2017!

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everything is terrible and bad folx

 

 

wat do

git droonk

 

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EDIT: Wow this is a PNG but the background is still white, this kind of sh*t right here makes me grumpy as hell.

 

Brotip: Search images on google with color set as transparent.

 

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Making life easier one step at a time.

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I can think of at least two things wrong with that Google search.

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everything is terrible and bad folx

 

 

wat do

git droonk

 

<Smiley image that SHOULD be transparent but it isn't 'cause f*ck you dats why>

 

EDIT: Wow this is a PNG but the background is still white, this kind of sh*t right here makes me grumpy as hell.

Try hunting down Digimon images for... well, Digimon, only to find up that the damn things are HUGE.

 

Creating Veemon's Digivolution line alone was a pain in the ass. Creating the others SURE looks fun. :die:

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Jolly Swagman

Maybe it's roaming.

I reckon it would be this too

 

You should really check that out Ten-A-Penny you don't want to get stuck with a massive phone bill for roaming fees when you get back home.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Why when people are successful and do what they want with their money do they get called materialistic and self-centered? And why do people think you only buy stuff as a status symbol, to show off? It's simpleton logic. I see it all over the internet, hear it in every day life. I can understand if someone is actually being a showoff or bragging, that's annoying. But it seems these days if you have anything nice you're trying to prove something or compensate. Probably should've posted this in pet peeves. /rant

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make total destroy

umm, ok, like, s-see there's this...and wel--and then the--nevermind, forget it, you wouldn't understand anyway

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Why when people are successful and do what they want with their money do they get called materialistic and self-centered?

Because Western civilization is increasingly centered around careerism and narcissistic consumption, and people intuitively grasp this is an issue. In my opinion consumption itself isn't the most important issue. I think the issue arises when people have no other value or purpose in life than consumption. The issue is that increasingly there's a pathological moral relativism and nihilism accompanied with an aim for consumption.

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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Whatever you might think about my answer, it's definitely not a stupid question. The question how meaningful consumption is, and whether it's decent to partake in ostentation, are interesting philosophical questions.

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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Whatever you might think about my answer, it's definitely not a stupid question. The question how meaningful consumption is, and whether it's decent to partake in ostentation, are interesting philosophical questions.You are taking the rambling and shaping it into an argument/question that wasn't made. It was mostly about the Internet's reaction to pictures of "swag".
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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

It was a rhetorical rant, to be honest...

 

You bois can make something out of nothing.

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f*ckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on f*cking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE f*ck UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know sh*t All ya motherf*ckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE f*ck UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and sh*t Nigga been on probation since f*ckin, I don’t know when! Motherf*ckers stop f*ckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherf*cker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m f*cking beating they ass! I’m not f*cking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

It was a rhetorical rant, to be honest...

 

You bois can make something out of nothing.

The gods of comedy take their sacrifices when they wish, they don't concern themselves with the meanings of words.
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Gnocchi Flip Flops

So is Blaze lying to me about not being high all of the time or...?

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The Dedito Gae

Man, i been here like 3 years more or less and my english STILL f*cking sucks rotten dog dick. There's times where i can't even type a lousy paragraph without destroying the f*cking language... although i did learned how to properly apply commas and periods in my time here, so that's something.

 

Adding to this rant, i literally have the best username ever and people still whine of my name change. Their uncoolness is phisically painful.

F*cking jabronis.

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Man, i been here like 3 years more or less and my english STILL f*cking sucks rotten dog dick. There's times where i can't even type a lousy paragraph without destroying the f*cking language... although i did learned how to properly apply commas and periods in my time here, so that's something.

 

Adding to this rant, i literally have the best username ever and people still whine of my name change. Their uncoolness is phisically painful.

F*cking jabronis.

Yo cago en la leche de tu puta madre!
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Man, i been here like 3 years more or less and my english STILL f*cking sucks rotten dog dick. There's times where i can't even type a lousy paragraph without destroying the f*cking language... although i did learned how to properly apply commas and periods in my time here, so that's something.

 

Adding to this rant, i literally have the best username ever and people still whine of my name change. Their uncoolness is phisically painful.

F*cking jabronis.

Idiota Lucas Idiota!

 

Edit cause f*ck you: We've secretly replaced this Deadite's brain with a chainsaw blade. But be quiet. Let's see if he notices.

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Adding to this rant, i literally have the best username ever and people still whine of my name change. Their uncoolness is phisically painful.

F*cking jabronis.

 

ur name is cool < 3

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Yeah, I kinda like The Deadite.

 

OT: Again. Ignored by my "friends". Sent every one of them a message and only two of the four actually reply. Both saying "oh, we're full, don't need you". Fair enough, right? But it happens all the time now. You're not even going to try to talk to me? Not even just one invite to a party chat or something? Lol..."friends"...

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you need to get yourself some sheep.

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on topic: I noticed a calfs eye is a little gunky, doesn't look good.

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*Morocco have everything!!!! 1!"

 

These idiots don't even know what a PlayStation is. I've been hunting down PS2/3 games since the morning and I STILL haven't found a single damn store.

 

 

God bless Libya. :v:

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