Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

Spend weeks trying to create my own Digimon digivolutions only to end up f*cking V-mon's digivolutions by accident.

 

"My" Digimon are supposed to have 5 "levels:" Rookie, Champion, Ultimate, Mega, Ultra-Mega (Biomerge level, Digimon Tamers style). Veemon have the following: Veemon, Flamedramon, Raidramon, XVeemon, Imperialdramon Dragon Mode and Imperialdramon Fighter Mode. That's 6, not five. I hadn't noticed this sh*t until now.

 

FFFFFSFSFDKUGH.

[sreyazsec]

Watching cats beating up dogs videos, all fine and dandy and then I make the mistake of reading the comments.

 

Multiple people stating how the cats in the video should be declawed (despite the fact there were no injuries).. I can't even enjoy a video of cats being dickheads because now I'm annoyed at the ignorant pricks who support mutilating animals.

 

Of course there were also a few comments from people who actually have declawed their cat, who seem to be spreading the word about the joys of declawing.

C*nts.

Edited December 17, 2016 by ceszayers

[Rhoda]

This may be hard to believe, but I'm pretty good at deciding whether I am hot or cold. It's something I've been doing for most of my life, and certainly all of my adult life. Not only that, but I'm top notch at doing something about it the instance I realise I'm one or the other. Why people then take it upon themselves to constantly tell me is a mystery so rich that Poirot himself would be pulling out individual strands of facial hair.

 

We all know someone like this - every ten minutes there seems to be a complaint. "I'm too cold", "it's too hot in here" and then proceeding to ask me if I am indeed hot or cold. Regardless of whether or not I agree, they'll again repeat the phrase as if my answer meant little in the first place. I don't expect my answer to change anything. Yes, it may be too cold but I know that already. Stop telling me so often. I know. It's cold. It's cold enough to can nipples outside. I get it. Please do something about it and stop complaining to me about it. I am not a sheepskin dispensary.

[Semaj 2JZ♢]

As a stoner, it's personally harder to find new contacts as we get older. You get to a point where you know for a fact how things are going to be with the young thundercats thinking they hot sh*t for slingin sum dope. I should know, I was one of them too.

 

Anyways,If you, like me, are lucky enough to have a bro, that's been your connect for like 5 or 6 years now, things should be pretty regular, one would think. We should be beyond the whole go/no go/maybe so/maybe later/no answer, bullsh*t. But, here I am and I find myself still dealing with the bullsh*t.

 

Don't get me wrong, things go real smooth for the most part and I can understand not always, will work. But, damn, when I'm in a pinch situation and have to play games, I have far less understanding available...eh, it's just super cold and going anywhere is hell right now. Just want to cozy up with some fresh sticky and my bubbler.

[AlienTwo]

If weed went illegal in my state again, I'd be up sh*ts creek. I don't have a single contact anymore.

[Mister Kay]

Multiple people stating how the cats in the video should be declawed

Those people should be defingered, right?

[The Dedito Gae]

Lol i don't even notice the alarms i set up in the morning anymore, wish i had the alarm clock of Sponge Bob to wake me up.

Edited December 18, 2016 by The Deadite

[sreyazsec]

I decided to spend today trying to outdo my zombies record of round 52.

I started on Tranzit, all going well. I take out around 50,000 points make three trips around the map on round one because the fan broke before I could get to pack-a-punch.

I finally get my guns pack-a-punched, get my galvaknuckles. Ready to start training annnnnd it crashes.

 

I lost my pack-a-punched hamr (which I normally put in the fridge when the rounds start getting rougher, to save it) and I lost 50,000 f*cking points.

 

I'm not impressed.

This game crashes so much.

[ten-a-penny]

During lunchtime my hands were as hot as Red Mountain lava. As soon as I wash my hands they become colder than Canada, Alaska, the Arctics, Skyrim and Atmora all combined. I barely feel my hands and using just about anything (eg. typing) is a pain in the ass.

 

 

I said it once and I'll say it again. I miss Libya's weather.

[AlienTwo]

The grass is always greener, I remember complaints about Libya's weather. But stuff like this makes you appreciate things... where are you, btw?

[ten-a-penny]

Morocco. Marrakesh to be precise.

 

Dear Skyrim non-Nords: If you think Skyrim is cold, then you should avoid Morocco during the winter. f*ck.

[ciel]

Someone ate my cheesecake. f*cking hell, they had their own f*cking slice! Greedy f*cking bastards!

[Affalterbach]

I decided to spend today trying to outdo my zombies record of round 52.

I started on Tranzit, all going well. I take out around 50,000 points make three trips around the map on round one because the fan broke before I could get to pack-a-punch.

I finally get my guns pack-a-punched, get my galvaknuckles. Ready to start training annnnnd it crashes.

 

I lost my pack-a-punched hamr (which I normally put in the fridge when the rounds start getting rougher, to save it) and I lost 50,000 f*cking points.

 

I'm not impressed.

This game crashes so much.

Did you buy the DLC that included Die Rise? If so, try to beat your highscore on that map. It used to be my favorite map, and it has plenty of "train" places. If not, get everything you need, either "train" at the Bus stop or the last map, where the ground is on fire.

 

Wish my ps3 still worked, would play the sh*t out of zombies.

[rtie]

Yeah I f*cking get it McDonalds you use real chickens or whatever, no need to tell in every f*cking advert, if I gave a sh*t I wouldn't be eating your 20 nugget share boxes to myself in the first place.

[sreyazsec]

 

I decided to spend today trying to outdo my zombies record of round 52.

I started on Tranzit, all going well. I take out around 50,000 points make three trips around the map on round one because the fan broke before I could get to pack-a-punch.

I finally get my guns pack-a-punched, get my galvaknuckles. Ready to start training annnnnd it crashes.

 

I lost my pack-a-punched hamr (which I normally put in the fridge when the rounds start getting rougher, to save it) and I lost 50,000 f*cking points.

 

I'm not impressed.

This game crashes so much.

Did you buy the DLC that included Die Rise? If so, try to beat your highscore on that map. It used to be my favorite map, and it has plenty of "train" places. If not, get everything you need, either "train" at the Bus stop or the last map, where the ground is on fire.

 

Wish my ps3 still worked, would play the sh*t out of zombies.

 

 

Yeah, the only thing that puts me off Die Rise is the fact I accidentally fall of the edges. A lot. I have no excuse for it either, I just fall off the buildings because I'm sh*t at jumping.

I honestly prefer to train at the farm in Tranzit. I get easily confused/turned around when I'm treading on the flames in the town and bus stop.

[X S]

Yeah I f*cking get it McDonalds you use real chickens or whatever, no need to tell in every f*cking advert, if I gave a sh*t I wouldn't be eating your 20 nugget share boxes to myself in the first place.

 

They just want to remind you that they're not using fake chicken anymore.

[Daz]

Someone ate my cheesecake. f*cking hell, they had their own f*cking slice! Greedy f*cking bastards!

[Crokey]

Morocco. Marrakesh to be precise.

 

Dear Skyrim non-Nords: If you think Skyrim is cold, then you should avoid Morocco during the winter. f*ck.

Marrakesh December average low temperature 6-8 Dungarees Celsius... I'm grabbing my shorts, I'm off on holiday.to Morocco.

[Femme Fatale]

Someone ate my cheesecake. f*cking hell, they had their own f*cking slice! Greedy f*cking bastards!

Ugh, I hate it when someone does that, especially when it's my fat cousin. Like, what the hell man? Don't you eat enough already?

[Mr. Scratch]

This cheesecake I found is pretty f*cking bad.

[Sombra]

If anyone has been on the service or sales side of things, then my gripe is with entitled customers. These are the people who try to grind you down into making totally unfair and lopsided concessions just because they think they're entitled. This mostly seems to stem from situations in which the business end hasn't done anything malicious, but the customer is so extremely stupid and careless about what they purchased that they're ready to blame you for their mistakes. Customer service =/= customer entitlement.

 

"i could get _________ at ________ for cheaper!" f*cker go there then we aint price matchin

[ten-a-penny]

 

Morocco. Marrakesh to be precise.

 

Dear Skyrim non-Nords: If you think Skyrim is cold, then you should avoid Morocco during the winter. f*ck.

Marrakesh December average low temperature 6-8 Dungarees Celsius... I'm grabbing my shorts, I'm off on holiday.to Morocco.

Mind if we switch countries? I can't stand the cold anymore.

 

OT: As per the usual cundad being a c*ntf*ck again.

 

Grandma (and auntie) have their own separate homes, each being a few feet away. Thanks to my parents' loud-ass snoring they move there to stay the night, while I stay with my aunt and her (now-adult) children. Mother's phone is on mid/low battery so she asked me to give her my cable charge once I'm finished with it. They jet off just when my phone hits 100%, I zap outside, grab the charger and haul ass to my parents, and when I shout "YOU FORGOT THE CABLE CHARGER" (because they're far away I have to shout for them to hear me and vice-versa) f*ckhead called dad complains at me "screaming at them". I say "you guys forgot this" and he literally say "f*ck off" to me.

 

Then he starts wondering why do I hate him.

 

Bonus Complaint: Ever since I set foot outside Libya the damn phone started to drain power faster than ever. In the past I could constantly use it 24/7 and it'll take it forever to even get past 50%, nowadays when my phne hit 100% when I pulled it out and what happened have happened and checked the hour, it got stuck in %97. I didn't even use it.

[Sombra]

^ phones tend to die quicker in the cold. especially iphones

[AlienTwo]

Maybe it's roaming.

[GIRR]

I hate how nearly impossible it is to get into a new field of work.

 

"Sorry. You're not experienced enough for this job."

 

It's f*cking factory assembly and how am I supposed to gain experience if you won't give me a damn chance?!

 

I also hate how employers try to push the job you're applying for as something extremely taxing or difficult and when you show up for your first day of work, it takes you four hours to do everything so you're wandering around bored for the next four.

[sreyazsec]

I'm incredibly annoyed and upset right now, I'm trying to order something from Tiffany's, the website, and for some reason it won't accept my postcode. I can't buy anything because it won't accept my damn postcode.

 

I feel like crying because I'm stressing over Christmas and now I can't get the necklace I wanted for my Mom?

I'm so f*cking unimpressed.

 

oh my f*cking c*nting god!!! argos isn't working either

bunch of f*cking prick licking funcking c*nts f*cking c*nts

f*cking c*nts

 

now i cant get my nana her present and i cant gfet my mom her

f*ckING GREATTTTT f*ckING FAN f*ckING TATSE f*ck you

Edited December 19, 2016 by ceszayers

[ShadowPerson]

Xmas mass shopping
season zombies lurking on the malls
chaos on the streets
traffic jams everywhere

No bueno...

[Crokey]

 

 

Morocco. Marrakesh to be precise.

 

Dear Skyrim non-Nords: If you think Skyrim is cold, then you should avoid Morocco during the winter. f*ck.

Marrakesh December average low temperature 6-8 Dungarees Celsius... I'm grabbing my shorts, I'm off on holiday.to Morocco.

Mind if we switch countries? I can't stand the cold anymore.

 

My flag is not where I am

 

I'm in the same timezone as you, just a lot further north.

[Lilіth]

I'm just annoyed that the cold doesn't bring snow with it. I want my f*cking white landscapes god dammit, not sh*tty clouds and rain.

[ten-a-penny]

Maybe it's roaming.

Damn sh*t is in Roaming Mode and it refuses to turn off. Even turning that thing off don't cut it off.

 

OT: Been hunting down World's Toughest Fixes forever to no avail. Not even in Morocco. Come-the-f*ck-on.