Grumpy Old Forumers

[ten-a-penny]

> stopped being an aggressive c*nt on the forums

> became an aggressive c*nt IRL

 

Also, wanted to say this yesterday but I've been Skyrim'ing all day and didn't had the chance to say it:

 

 

I really wish that the Digital World (from the Digimon series) was real. Then I'd nag all the sh*t I have IRL snd f*ck off to the Digital World forever and gice the middle finger to this sh*t world. At least by then I won't be harassed 24/7 by my annoying family. F off.

[AlienTwo]

Grumpy? I guess. Our PEOUTS just gave the arguably most important cabinet position of Secretary of State to the ex CEO of f*cking exxon.

 

Drain the swamp, indeed, there be oil down there.

[feckyerlife]

 

Usually January and February are the cold months for south Texas but lately it's been a pain in the ass. Rain, wind, overcast skies all of the time and temperatures below 50 degrees F. It's annoying I'm not going to lie.

 

Basically Western Washington tbh, it's like this for half the year up here.

 

It's been under 40 this past week though (even snowed on Friday), and my windows are letting the cold air seep into my room. My nose has been freezing every time I wake up.

 

its supposed to hit 10s this weekend for us

[Mr. Scratch]

Tfw Ye officially joins the Trump side.

 

[make total destroy]

Grumpy? I guess. Our PEOUTS just gave the arguably most important cabinet position of Secretary of State to the ex CEO of f*cking exxon.

 

Drain the swamp, indeed, there be oil down there.

b-b-but trump is anti-establishment not the living embodiment of everything 'the establishment' represents or anything like that

[Ai®a©ob®a]

Two words....Ohio & Snow you got sliding with the smallest tap of the breaks

[make total destroy]

p sure that happens in places other than ohio tbh

[AlienTwo]

 

Grumpy? I guess. Our PEOUTS just gave the arguably most important cabinet position of Secretary of State to the ex CEO of f*cking exxon.

 

Drain the swamp, indeed, there be oil down there.

b-b-but trump is anti-establishment not the living embodiment of everything 'the establishment' represents or anything like thatThen everything is going to be alright.

[make total destroy]

nah we're f*cked lmao

 

 

[ten-a-penny]

If there was a way to "TAI" my niece PC-Skyrim-Style, that would be great.

 

If my children would be ultra-f*ckups I swear to God I won't have any children.

[sreyazsec]

Walking Jed today, I see a woman with two kids walking towards me, I can't cross over because the road was too busy. I stick to one side of the path with Jed walking in front of me and this silly c*nt and her two kids continue to walk in a row without moving even an inch. Taking up the entire path.

So I had to move onto the grass despite the fact it was sludgy and slippy, if Jed wasn't with me I wouldn't have moved.

 

My Mom would always tell me to walk behind or in front if there was someone else on the path, it's common courtesy. Your children do not need to be walking in a row with you on a narrow footpath, you ignorant f*cking cockdribble.

I hate it.

It's just like the pricks in stores who let their children trip you up and bang into you. TEACH YOUR CHILDREN MANNERS! Parents like that make my blood boil.

[mr quick]

Whenever I walk my dog and people don't seem to give way, I do some super obvious shortening of the already-short leash combined with a grim look

[DedetOS1]

This digital internet sh*thole is full of retarded,12-13 brain-aged sons of bitches who only know how to mock other people in digital manners.Lifeless,brainless idiots,gays like achylsyelsydls and other queen bullcrap fa**ot,the most retarded and gayest admins and mods ever like raaavvvii sauce and other well-known ghettof*ck who knows "everything" and doesn't give others a chance to talk etc. This sh*thole is full of retards,I thought this was a place to interact with people on internet but I see that this place has no difference than other sh*tholes of internet.Bunch of brainless,low cultured dicks get in a restricted area and mock themselves.What kind of cruel sickness is this?

Like-whores,"intellectuel" smart-ass motherf*ckers and stupid retards.This place is the worst sh*thole ever seen on internet.Even the smallest forums of internet has much more quality than this one.You suckers,f*ck you deep...

Edited June 25, 2017 by Eternal Donkey

[X S]

Go into a Twitch stream and they're playing sh*tty music.

 

I don't wanna hear your playlist, dude. Just play the game.

[Rhoda]

It's my dentist appointment today. I don't really mind going, but sometimes I get the feeling my dentist is vaguely incompetent. My last dentist was a man called Konstantinos Konstavlos and with a name like that you knew he was 100% into everything attempted. This bloke seems to prod around my mouth with a sharp stick, murmuring "yes, those are indeed teeth" before giving me a polish.

 

This isn't why I'm necessarily (and mildly) grumpy though. I'm wearing a white T-shirt today and all I can think about is the last time I went to the dentist wearing one. I was hungover, but everything was going smoothly until it came to rinsing. The mouthwash hit the back of my throat like burning yoghurt. My eyes nearly fell out and it took all of my strength to sit bolt upright and projectile vomit all down myself. My shirt was stained with brown sludge and the blood from newly nicked gums. My dentist and his assistant didn't really know what to do apart from hand me a tissue. I stumbled out of the treatment room and leant against the receptionist's desk like a bar top. An already terrified child took one look at me and decided right there and then that dentists weren't for him.

 

I'm apprehensive, but I'm not hungover.

[LincolnClay]

It's my dentist appointment today. I don't really mind going, but sometimes I get the feeling my dentist is vaguely incompetent. My last dentist was a man called Konstantinos Konstavlos and with a name like that you knew he was 100% into everything attempted. This bloke seems to prod around my mouth with a sharp stick, murmuring "yes, those are indeed teeth" before giving me a polish.

This isn't why I'm necessarily (and mildly) grumpy though. I'm wearing a white T-shirt today and all I can think about is the last time I went to the dentist wearing one. I was hungover, but everything was going smoothly until it came to rinsing. The mouthwash hit the back of my throat like burning yoghurt. My eyes nearly fell out and it took all of my strength to sit bolt upright and projectile vomit all down myself. My shirt was stained with brown sludge and the blood from newly nicked gums. My dentist and his assistant didn't really know what to do apart from hand me a tissue. I stumbled out of the treatment room and leant against the receptionist's desk like a bar top. An already terrified child took one look at me and decided right there and then that dentists weren't for him.

I'm apprehensive, but I'm not hungover.

I just hate going there because they:

- Make you wait for ages

- Shove metal instruments into your mouth/throat and prod your teeth (I know that's the point, but...ow, come on mate, seriously?)

But that would make me not want to return to that dentist again...ever.

Edited December 14, 2016 by TheGamingPr025

[rtie]

 

That kid's never going back.

[Crokey]

It's my dentist appointment today. I don't really mind going, but sometimes I get the feeling my dentist is vaguely incompetent. My last dentist was a man called Konstantinos Konstavlos and with a name like that you knew he was 100% into everything attempted. This bloke seems to prod around my mouth with a sharp stick, murmuring "yes, those are indeed teeth" before giving me a polish.

 

This isn't why I'm necessarily (and mildly) grumpy though. I'm wearing a white T-shirt today and all I can think about is the last time I went to the dentist wearing one. I was hungover, but everything was going smoothly until it came to rinsing. The mouthwash hit the back of my throat like burning yoghurt. My eyes nearly fell out and it took all of my strength to sit bolt upright and projectile vomit all down myself. My shirt was stained with brown sludge and the blood from newly nicked gums. My dentist and his assistant didn't really know what to do apart from hand me a tissue. I stumbled out of the treatment room and leant against the receptionist's desk like a bar top. An already terrified child took one look at me and decided right there and then that dentists weren't for him.

 

I'm apprehensive, but I'm not hungover.

Dentists are why I advocate Genetic Engineering. If they can add the specific shark DNA that controls regenerative tooth growth into our own, so we don't have to visit a dentist, cause our teeth will just grow back? Then I'm all for it.

[ten-a-penny]

You say that now, but what happens when you start turning into a shark for real?

If you have it MY way I'll turn into a Crocodile.

 

 

To Oblivion with this sh*t.

[Mr. Scratch]

Congratulations to The Don for appointing the CEO of f*cking Exxon as Secretary of State. He really is the embodiment of anti-establishment.

[Finn 7 five 11]

This might sound strange, but don't you think it's odd that women and men have different perfumes? Is women's perfume meant to smell good to women and vice versa with cologne? Or is women's perfume meant to smell good to men?

 

In my own opinion, I think women's perfume is second rate, it's all so sweet and fruity, even sometimes stale smelling I'm really not a fan, for once I'd like to catch a whiff of a chick that doesn't smell like Jasmin or some other flower.

I mean not that the world is there to impress me but I think I'd rather a chick wear some Hugo Boss, then I could really appreciate the scent.

 

I dunno just musings

Edited December 16, 2016 by Finn 7 five 11

[sreyazsec]

I favour mens fragrances.

I used to wear nothing but Lynx when I was younger. I prefer men's mainly because I can't smell the difference between women's perfume but I can smell the difference between men's.

 

OT - I keep oversleeping and then I spend the whole day feeling guilty.

[ciel]

Planned a day out with my mother and she ditches me at the last minute because our neighbor came to our house for a coffee.

 

What the f*ck? I thought my mother would open her mouth and say she has plans but did she f*ck and now I know not to ask next time because she'll just put someone else that isn't family before her own.

Edited December 16, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[Sombra]

This might sound strange, but don't you think it's odd that women and men have different perfumes? Is women's perfume meant to smell good to women and vice versa with cologne? Or is women's perfume meant to smell good to men?

 

In my own opinion, I think women's perfume is second rate, it's all so sweet and fruity, even sometimes stale smelling I'm really not a fan, for once I'd like to catch a whiff of a chick that doesn't smell like Jasmin or some other flower.

I mean not that the world is there to impress me but I think I'd rather a chick wear some Hugo Boss, then I could really appreciate the scent.

 

I dunno just musings

 

because women are SOFT FLOWERY FRUITY SCENTED people and men are COOL CHILL BREEZE MANLY SCENTS ONLY !

 

Rumor has it if a woman uses a mans aftershave or vice versa they'll disintegrate.

[sreyazsec]

Thinking of publishing a series of anecdotes, collectively titled Prick Encounters: Dog Walking Edition.

 

Here's a sneak peak of yet another incident inspired by true events. Events which happened about 30 minutes ago.

 

I was walking Jed down an alleyway, there is a man with a shopping trolley (stolen of course) his child is in the trolley. I walk up and the man plops his child onto the path so I have a trolley, a man and a child standing in a row across this path.

I say excuse me, not once, not twice but three times. The man doesn't acknowledge me, so I squeeze past and end up scratching my shoulder on the fence, due to very little room I had to work with.

 

On a serious note, I was swearing under my breath and losing my temper the entire walk because of this wanker. F*ck you, bollocking, trolley stealing man-bitch.

Edited December 16, 2016 by ceszayers

[Not A Nice Person]

I would've kicked the bloody child out the way.

[ten-a-penny]

It's my dentist appointment today. I don't really mind going, but sometimes I get the feeling my dentist is vaguely incompetent. My last dentist was a man called Konstantinos Konstavlos and with a name like that you knew he was 100% into everything attempted. This bloke seems to prod around my mouth with a sharp stick, murmuring "yes, those are indeed teeth" before giving me a polish.

 

This isn't why I'm necessarily (and mildly) grumpy though. I'm wearing a white T-shirt today and all I can think about is the last time I went to the dentist wearing one. I was hungover, but everything was going smoothly until it came to rinsing. The mouthwash hit the back of my throat like burning yoghurt. My eyes nearly fell out and it took all of my strength to sit bolt upright and projectile vomit all down myself. My shirt was stained with brown sludge and the blood from newly nicked gums. My dentist and his assistant didn't really know what to do apart from hand me a tissue. I stumbled out of the treatment room and leant against the receptionist's desk like a bar top. An already terrified child took one look at me and decided right there and then that dentists weren't for him.

 

I'm apprehensive, but I'm not hungover.

(took me TWO DAYS to reply to a post I AGREED on and liked. Bleh me.)

 

Don't even get me started. I still remember a sh*tty encounter that goes all the way to the 3rd maybe 4th Grade days; probably a decade ago. Back when I was still changing my teeth. Anyway. Front teeth were very easy to replace, but the damn things deep inside were a pain. So I had to visit a dentist every time I had to change 'em. Usually the dentist I see is VERY nice and know what she should do. She even made me LOVE dentists. One time, however, was a f*cking nightmare.

 

I visited the doctor, same as usual. But it wasn't the same dentist I always meet. No. It was another one. I was like "bleh, doesn't matter". So I sit. This happens:

1. Everybody knows that doctors wear a pair of protective gloves, regardless of what they are. Well, this bitch wore TWO sets instead of just one.
2. See that thing dentists use to cover their mouth with? This lady also put TWO SETS over her mouth.
3. Usually when you go to a dentist to remove a tooth (or anything that requires the use of the f*cking needle), they give you the Anesthetic and leave it for a few minutes - usually 5 minutes. This bitch, on the other hand, grabbed my head (head, not mouth), furiously opened my mouth, and HAMMERED the damn needle in my mouth, released the contents, and IMMEDIATELY started tearing the f*cker out. My screaming probably filled the whole place, and I was 9-10.

Ever since then I had one f*ck of a fear from needles and doctors in general.

[X S]

If anyone has been on the service or sales side of things, then my gripe is with entitled customers. These are the people who try to grind you down into making totally unfair and lopsided concessions just because they think they're entitled. This mostly seems to stem from situations in which the business end hasn't done anything malicious, but the customer is so extremely stupid and careless about what they purchased that they're ready to blame you for their mistakes. Customer service =/= customer entitlement.

[Craigsters]

There was a snow storm in some parts of Ontario,Canada and it missed up all my services with my cable company and I had no internet since Friday, life is slow and boring without it, uggg

[Kushology]

New guy at work is a f*cking moron. Supervisor and I had to fix his f*ck ups all morning. Plows like sh*t, refuses to shovel, sits in his f*cking truck with his thumb up his ass constantly. Follows us around when he should be doing his own f*cking work. Gets in the way.. F*ck man, dude's useless as hell.

 

He even went home earlier than us leaving us to finish our jobs and fix more of his f*ck ups.

Edited December 17, 2016 by Kushology