Grumpy Old Forumers

[PhillBellic]

^ LOL. Someone's Salty Today...

[Tacymist]

Midnight Diarrhea

 

The fact you changed my username to DIARRHEA and not SH*TMAN makes me think you are HELLBENT on being lame today. You been given a lot of chances and you blew it, this rustles my TITS.

 

 

And lol, why i still got a notification i was quoted even though you changed the quote?

It's late, shouldn't you be in bed?

 

 

OH WAIT.

[Brian Grey]

That orange juice was spiteful, down the toilet it goes.

[sreyazsec]

Saw something large dart across my floor out of the corner of my eye.

I'm laying in bed trying to pretend everything is okay.

 

It's not okay.

It is not okay.

NOT OKAY.

Edited December 10, 2016 by ceszayers

[Craigsters]

my sister was in my neighborhood yesterday and the Dollarama cashier lady knew her by first and last name, and mentioned her first name and I haven't had anything to do with her and disowned her when I was 33 and I'm 47 now and only seen her briefly at my mothers funeral in 2006, my younger sister is a drug addict and alcoholic and is corrupt and breaks every law she can, her lawyer get's her off the charges all the time playing the victim with her and the courts all time, she's only seen the police jail and has never been to prison ever, she is 15 months younger then me and is on Disability for post traumatic stress disorder for all the violent relationships shes been in with both sexies , shes bisexual too!..

 

 

she better not show up at my door during the holidays, I don't need her anxiety and mind games!..

Edited December 9, 2016 by Craigsters

[Mr. Scratch]

She's bisexual? The f*cking cheek!

[Handsome Jack]

DOOM is Stuck at 99%...

 

Any f*cking day now!

[PhillBellic]

DOOM is Stuck at 99%...

 

Any f*cking day now!

Inb4 Ten a penny...

[ciel]

oh my god I'm f*cking dumb I swear. I used some hair removal cream to get rid of some upper lip hair, I mean there was very little hair but it was bugging me made me paranoid that others could see the hair. Now my upper lip is swollen and burning like f*ck.

Edited December 10, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

having the flue suuuuuucks....

 

jeezes....near flue, taste of rotten eggs,...i hope i am cured in 2 days

[GIRR]

What is with these token guys on the late show with Stephen Colbert? Do they have any point on the show other than making annoying off camera comments and maybe add unnecessary music or laughter? First it was the pudgy guy back when Colbert was with CC, now it's John. It's really awkward.

 

*Colbert makes a joke*

 

*random laugh or comment from john/pudgy white guy*

 

It's like, really? You're not adding anything, generally you're not even acknowledged, go away

Edited December 10, 2016 by Diani The Otter

[98 in 1]

President-Elect took the words right out of my mouth

 

i take it all back Honolulu, i want 80 degrees everyday back in my life again

[Not A Nice Person]

I wish PewDiePie actually deleted his channel, annoying f*ck.

[sreyazsec]

I wish PewDiePie actually deleted his channel, annoying f*ck.

I'm so glad someone else doesn't like him.

 

I tried watching him a few times and couldn't do it. He's just too much.

Give me Vanoss and Daithi over him anyday.

[Sombra]

 

I wish PewDiePie actually deleted his channel, annoying f*ck.

I'm so glad someone else doesn't like him.

 

I tried watching him a few times and couldn't do it. He's just too much.

Give me Vanoss and Daithi over him anyday.

 

 

95% of youtube vloggers/its a prank bros/etc make me want to down a bottle of Dettol.

[Polyphony]

I'd take a rotting corpse over any of them.

[Mr_Zombly]

I've been f*cking accidentally dribbling down myself since I was at the dentist yesterday... I don't even notice, it's f*cking bad.

[Femme Fatale]

I'd take a rotting corpse over any of them.

Same here, I despise Youtubers.

 

OT: The big boss said that the shop is closing down by the end of the month. Damn, and I worked so hard to become second in command.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

Usually January and February are the cold months for south Texas but lately it's been a pain in the ass. Rain, wind, overcast skies all of the time and temperatures below 50 degrees F. It's annoying I'm not going to lie.

[Polyphony]

ENJOY NOW MOTHERF*CKER!!!

[Brian Grey]

Just tried Jim Bean and Teachers, Tastes like Cigarettes in an ash tray, got a bad taste in my mouth now.

 

At least I got those small selection bottles, The Famous and Black Grouse taste great.

[Not A Nice Person]

Straight men get so angry when you look at their ass, lol.

[Voodoo]

Straight men get so angry when you look at their ass, lol.

I don't. When it comes to compliments, my ass has an equal opportunity policy.

[ciel]

I knew going to the hospital to see the my baby Niece was a bad idea. I think I've picked up something, f*cksake.

 

I just ordered chinese food now I can't eat it. I'm a big f*cking wimp when I get a vomit bug.

[Femme Fatale]

Straight men get so angry when you look at their ass, lol.

That's why I do it discreetly. Although I'm a size queen, so I concentrate more on staring at their crotches.

[Polyphony]

 

Straight men get so angry when you look at their ass, lol.

I don't. When it comes to compliments, my ass has an equal opportunity policy.

 

 

I hear ya.

 

*shakes booty*

[AlienTwo]

I knew going to the hospital to see the my baby Niece was a bad idea. I think I've picked up something, f*cksake.

 

I just ordered chinese food now I can't eat it. I'm a big f*cking wimp when I get a vomit bug.

That's not how pregnancy works. I promise,

[Sir Michael]

Usually January and February are the cold months for south Texas but lately it's been a pain in the ass. Rain, wind, overcast skies all of the time and temperatures below 50 degrees F. It's annoying I'm not going to lie.

 

Basically Western Washington tbh, it's like this for half the year up here.

 

It's been under 40 this past week though (even snowed on Friday), and my windows are letting the cold air seep into my room. My nose has been freezing every time I wake up.

Edited December 12, 2016 by Sir Michael

[Andreaz1]

 

Usually January and February are the cold months for south Texas but lately it's been a pain in the ass. Rain, wind, overcast skies all of the time and temperatures below 50 degrees F. It's annoying I'm not going to lie.

Basically Western Washington tbh, it's like this for half the year up here.

 

It's been under 40 this past week though (even snowed on Friday), and my windows are letting the cold air seep into my room. My nose has been freezing every time I wake up.

 

I bet it can also bob merrily as you snore.

Edited December 12, 2016 by Andreaz1

[sreyazsec]

I'd pay a dollar for that.