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If I saw someone smiling whilst doing nothing, I'd be silently concerned.

 

 

 

An angry normal face is far less worrying than a smiley normal face.

 

Is it because I'm Crazy?. ahahahaha

Smiling is the best feeling ever and when some says "Jason stop smiling" well that makes Jason Grumpy, then Jason gets back to smiling because Jason can't let other people bring Jason down.

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^ Point proven.

Never trust a smiler.

 

E - Or a Jason.

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Is it because I'm Crazy?. ahahahaha

nah it's because you're a tryhard Edited by RedDagger

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  • 14 year old norwegian born(somalian descent) boy stabbed to death
  • 48 year old woman also stabbed to death, possibly in attempt to aid the boy(conclusion drawn from there being absolutely no connection between the two)
  • norwegian pegida page refers to the murdered boy with slurs and states that if not for muslim immigration(described with words such as "pest"), the white woman would still be alive

 

mrw:

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^ tfw

 

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Don't make me dig up my old animal nutritionist certification(long expired).

 

You don't have to dig it up, no one is asking you to.

 

You could consider accepting that free-feeding works for some animals, though. As someone said above, my cats are free-fed and they only eat when they're hungry, never out of boredom.

 

Is all sarcasm lost on you or just mine? Jeepers...
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Bus drivers... Pricks think they own the roads. Pulling out whenever they want, not giving way at sets of parked cars almost causing head-on collisions.

So you've yet to take your driving test, then. Or understand general traffic principles. Basically both.

bash the fash m8s 

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Pewdiepie can afford to quit Youtube. I'll be glad to see the back the Swede c*nt.

 

He's not quitting though, he's just deleting his channel and making a new one apparently.

 

I really don't see the point in that tbh

 

I think Boogie2988 is the only Youtuber I don't find annoying as sh*t.

He's losing subs and viewership. Apparently two million views is not nearly enough for him. The point is that him deleting his channel takes away the ad money generated from it, it affects youtubes bottom line.

 

Every now and again I see boogie's content and it seems interesting, I just refuse to watch it on the basis of his damn name, it's so damn stupid sounding. Who wakes up and says, "boogie is a good name, for anything."

 

OT: I'm sick and losing my damn voice. I now sound like pre-pubescent kid again, f*ck my life.

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>Me: foreigner in Libya - feel right at home

>Me: in Morocco - feel like a complete stranger

 

 

:turn:

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

You're a motherf*cker if someone is in your way, says excuse me and moves and you act pissed and ignore them.

 

Flame me.

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people who suddenly stop walking or change direction in packed shopping areas need to take a long walk off a short pier i dont appreciate nearly going my ends because some over 50 couple decide to have an overly affectionate game of tongue tennis smack in the middle of the main walkway

I doubt they'd make it to the end...

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Handsome Jack

So I came across a article about some whore who got arrested for tossing a cat off a balcony or some sh*t on FB so I decided to search it up and found this

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2027635/teen-girl-arrested-torturing-and-killing-animals/

 

A different story but f*cking wow really!? You know right now it'd be sooooo nice to just strangle those stupid f*cking sluts. God i'm f*cking grumpy.

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So I came across a article about some whore who got arrested for tossing a cat off a balcony or some sh*t on FB so I decided to search it up and found this

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2027635/teen-girl-arrested-torturing-and-killing-animals/

 

A different story but f*cking wow really!? You know right now it'd be sooooo nice to just strangle those stupid f*cking sluts. God i'm f*cking grumpy.

 

You could say it makes you a... grumpy clown.

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I can't stand my terrible short term memory. There was something I wanted to do a minute ago but now for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

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I can't stand my terrible short term memory. There was something I wanted to do a minute ago but now for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

Did you Walk through a Doorway by any chance?

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I've had lot of brain fog for these past months. While it's been worrying it's also been a huge pain in the ass. Once I forgot what 4+5 equaled.

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Yesterday I had one heck of a pain in my left elbow. Today I'm having one heck of a pain in my left thigh, right above my knee to the right.

 

Which means I'll have to walk like an idiot. :angry:

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Yesterday I had one heck of a pain in my left elbow. Today I'm having one heck of a pain in my left thigh, right above my knee to the right.

 

Which means I'll have to walk like an idiot. :angry:

I've been like this recently, yesterday it was this pounding relentless headache, and today it's an annoying stubborn pain behind my thigh. It's like I've come of age and I'm slowly breaking down now. I think I'm overdue a service and M.O.T.

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Leeet's see....

RIGHT LEG: back lag and upper thigh.

LEFT LEG: Slightly above the knee (to the right), lower back towards

hip and somewhere in my left hip (I'm sitting which means I can't tell where this sh*t hurts unless I start moving again).

 

 

Morocco hates me.

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The Time Ranger

I woke up with a pain in my neck and upper back, can't move my head to the side. it's gotten worse and im now in severe f*cking pain waiting for the pain killers to kick in.

 

E- just applied Deepheat, surprisingly effective.

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Just saw a video of a bloke kicking a woman down the stairs.

I'm guessing she rejected advances and the kicking was punishment. That's purely a guess though, but it looks like she was wearing a hijab so it could've been an attack based on her religion, either way it's horrific.

 

She could've died :/

You have to watch your back 24/7 now. When people are happily doing things like that in public, you really have to start worrying.

 

E - It happened in October and they've still not found the guy and his friends, yet you can see their face pretty clearly on the footage.

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When that old well travelled bottle of Gordons dry Gin that I was lucky to get is almost empty (Sigh).

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Just saw a video of a bloke kicking a woman down the stairs.

I'm guessing she rejected advances and the kicking was punishment. That's purely a guess though, but it looks like she was wearing a hijab so it could've been an attack based on her religion, either way it's horrific.

 

She could've died :/

You have to watch your back 24/7 now. When people are happily doing things like that in public, you really have to start worrying.

 

E - It happened in October and they've still not found the guy and his friends, yet you can see their face pretty clearly on the footage.

 

 

E: Alright, I actually saw the video and what the f*ck, dude. Why were people okay with what happened?

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Oh my f*cking god, my dog has just stepped on the very center of my boob, right in the core.

Oh my god, it hurts. He's a fat f*ck with really horrible small, point paws.

 

Oh my Godddddddddddd.

 

E - Ah, I'm sure those with boobs understand this pain.

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no wonder gen chat dislikes the online section, some people from the online section have made me grumpy. 😡

 

E - sup page 666? 😈

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The Dedito Gae

Oh my f*cking god, my dog has just stepped on the very center of my boob, right in the core.

Oh my god, it hurts. He's a fat f*ck with really horrible small, point paws.

 

Oh my Godddddddddddd

Cez right now:

 

 

I can't stand my terrible short term memory. There was something I wanted to do a minute ago but now for the life of me I can't remember what it was.

The fact you didn't aknowledged you opened the page 666 makes me grumpy as HELL. Edited by Midnight Hitman
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can't friccin sleep :angry:

 

 

might be my own fault for having 5 espressos and an energy drink

 

still tho :angry:

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Did you Walk through a Doorway by any chance?

I don't remember.

 

 

The fact you didn't aknowledged you opened the page 666 makes me grumpy as HELL.

Then my plan was a success.

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The Dedito Gae

 

The fact you didn't aknowledged you opened the page 666 makes me grumpy as HELL.

Then my plan was a success.

 

Midnight Diarrhea

 

The fact you changed my username to DIARRHEA and not SH*TMAN makes me think you are HELLBENT on being lame today. You been given a lot of chances and you blew it, this rustles my TITS.

 

 

And lol, why i still got a notification i was quoted even though you changed the quote?

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