Grumpy Old Forumers

[sreyazsec]

I just watched a Smosh video.

They're possibly the most bland Youtube 'comedians' I've ever seen. I know humour is subjective but I spent the whole time wincing at every 'joke'.

[Keano]

I just watched a Smosh video.

They're possibly the most bland Youtube 'comedians' I've ever seen. I know humour is subjective but I spent the whole time wincing at every 'joke'.

Yeah, I don't find them funny at all. Their jokes just fall flat for me. Most of them YouTube comedy acts are dreadful anyways but Smosh is certainly the worst I've came across at times

Edited December 4, 2016 by Keano

[mr quick]

holy f*cking sh*t i am so angry right now. some f*ckhole in a brand new e-class was being a f*cking f*ckhole on the motorway and now my whole evening is ruined.

[Dr. John]

I just watched a Smosh video.

They're possibly the most bland Youtube 'comedians' I've ever seen. I know humour is subjective but I spent the whole time wincing at every 'joke'.

Their past videos were alright but even they have turned to the path of corporate business. Less about passion and more about milking out crap for the $$$.

 

As for the comedy, most Youtubers can be cringy and outright unfunny but as majority of viewers love those things, such as those acting or putting up a facecam, etc, then I can't really blame them for taking this sort of narration or video making, whatever you call it. If they find it fit to make healthy income from this job called a "Youtuber", then they better apply all kinds of tricks to attract the viewers.

 

So it's best suggested for you to find somebody who can appeal your demography and also appeal your taste (most of the time. these two go hand in hand). It's a bit of a chore (if you are really intrigued in searching) to find youtubers like those but it's somewhat worth it.

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

holy f*cking sh*t i am so angry right now. some f*ckhole in a brand new e-class was being a f*cking f*ckhole on the motorway and now my whole evening is ruined.

lol what else is new?

[Handsome Jack]

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Edited February 21, 2019 by THC

[The Time Ranger]

The honest game trailers from Smosh can be decent, apart from that though not really my kind of thing.

[mr quick]

 

holy f*cking sh*t i am so angry right now. some f*ckhole in a brand new e-class was being a f*cking f*ckhole on the motorway and now my whole evening is ruined.

lol what else is new?

 

holy sh*t i am still TREMORING IN ANGER at this f*ck. i don't think i've ever been this angry.

 

 

need good memes

[The Dedito Gae]

I think your friend plays too much DooM.

Non-sense, you can't never play enough DOOM.

 

EDIT: Talking about hell, i'm roasting on my own juice over here. f*ck is like Satan's armpit.

Edited December 4, 2016 by Midnight Hitman

[ten-a-penny]

Finally Msr. Money Saving Bitch that is my father books a ticket from here to Tunisia and from Tunisia to Morocco. Why am I ranting? The first plane will takeoff at 8:00 AM which means we have to be in the airprt exactly around 6 at dawn. This is why I'm ranting: its 12:49 AM and I STILL haven't slept nor do I have the desire to sleep even though I'm gonna meed it.

 

 

This sh*t makes me grumpy tbh.

[PhillBellic]

My Dog is going absolute Dog Sh*t Insane right now.

 

Thunderbolts and Lightning very very frightening...

 

 

[GIRR]

Getting a console update mid game makes me grumpy.

[KarimNTerr]

You know what really grinds my gears? All those artists who post those sh*tty click bait articles with catchy titles and a sh*t ton of ads on social networks. I'm not following you to have my feed spammed to death by that sh*t, but for your f*cking music, man.

 

Come on, this sh*t is getting ridiculous now.

[sivispacem]

So we tried to put up our Christmas tree on Saturday, but a set of lights we'd bought have gone missing. The only place they've been taken was our wedding venue a couple of weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure they never came back. Oh well, just buy another set.

 

Which I can't, because they were bought in Finland, and not only have they apparently been discontinued but the company which makes them only ships to Germany, Finland and Sweden.

[Sombra]

So we tried to put up our Christmas tree on Saturday, but a set of lights we'd bought have gone missing. The only place they've been taken was our wedding venue a couple of weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure they never came back. Oh well, just buy another set.

 

Which I can't, because they were bought in Finland, and not only have they apparently been discontinued but the company which makes them only ships to Germany, Finland and Sweden.

 

i didn't know you got married

 

congrats

[GIRR]

 

So we tried to put up our Christmas tree on Saturday, but a set of lights we'd bought have gone missing. The only place they've been taken was our wedding venue a couple of weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure they never came back. Oh well, just buy another set.

Which I can't, because they were bought in Finland, and not only have they apparently been discontinued but the company which makes them only ships to Germany, Finland and Sweden.

 

i didn't know you got married

 

congrats

Party at his house! I'll bring the drinks

[Mr. Scratch]

 

 

So we tried to put up our Christmas tree on Saturday, but a set of lights we'd bought have gone missing. The only place they've been taken was our wedding venue a couple of weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure they never came back. Oh well, just buy another set.

Which I can't, because they were bought in Finland, and not only have they apparently been discontinued but the company which makes them only ships to Germany, Finland and Sweden.

 

i didn't know you got married

 

congrats

Party at his house! I'll bring the drinksI'll steal his jewelries. Edited December 5, 2016 by Mr. Scratch

[GIRR]

 

 

 

So we tried to put up our Christmas tree on Saturday, but a set of lights we'd bought have gone missing. The only place they've been taken was our wedding venue a couple of weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure they never came back. Oh well, just buy another set.

Which I can't, because they were bought in Finland, and not only have they apparently been discontinued but the company which makes them only ships to Germany, Finland and Sweden.

i didn't know you got married

 

congrats

Party at his house! I'll bring the drinksI'll steal his jewelries.

I call dibs on his cookies and toilet paper

[Mr. Scratch]

If he's got that Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care Toilet Paper sh*t then it's mine, bugger off.

 

OT: I bought a ton of games recently and I haven't even bothered playing them. I feel like this is the start of my hoarding career.

[GIRR]

If he's got that Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care Toilet Paper sh*t then it's mine, bugger off.

I will fight you for his comfy toilet paper.

[Sombra]

just when you think the forum cant get any worse

 

speaking of being grumpy the term "give them an inch and theyll take a mile" has never applied to anyone as much as it does to barbers those f*ckers

Edited December 5, 2016 by Blaze

[ten-a-penny]

Keep saying that Libyans are complete idiots at every aspect, turned out Moroccans were just as much of a pain.

 

Some [email protected] nearly broke my laptop simply because he threw the damnable luggage RIGHT above the small briefcase that contains my laptop. Charger got separated, screen almost broken and a small fragment of the thing flew off thanks to his stupidity. Luckily though the charger can still be clucked in just as normal. Don't even get me started about the Customs. The time we spent at that point in the airport seemed like twice the time spent flying from Tunis (Tunisia) to Casablanca. What a fcking joke. The second half of the fight nearly went off because of this sh*t.

 

Bonus Complaint: By the time we finally got inside the plan that'll take us to Morocco, it was already dark. Dudes bring us dinner, they ask what I want exactly - (Sheep) Meat or Chicken. I say chicken. Idiot gave me Meat which is something that simply REFUSES to slide down my throat. What are you, deaf?

 

Grammar might be broken but that's because I had to wake up in the motherf*ckin' 4:00 AM and its already past midnight Libyan-time. Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiired.

[dudclub55]

The f*ck kinda airline serves sheep meat. Is beef overrated?

[Not A Nice Person]

I guess it must be a commodity where he's flying, most airlines here just give you snacks and soda even on a 5 hour flight, in the morning.

[jpm1]

i hate Santa. every year we have to deal with these red hats, with stupid flying reindeers

[ten-a-penny]

I guess it must be a commodity where he's flying, most airlines here just give you snacks and soda even on a 5 hour flight, in the morning.

Royal Maroc Airlines. Expensive sh*t for nothing. My dad keep saying that Libyans suck at everything (we're Moroccans in truth but I'm born and raised in Libya which basically means I'm Libyan) yet all their airways are better than ours. And cheaper no less! If direct flight was possible I would gladly take the "Boraq" Airlines or maybe even the Libyan Wings. f*ck you Royal Maroc.

[sreyazsec]

My cat keeps waking me at 5am and starts knocking his dinner bowl onto the floor, whilst food is in it. I have a huge, awful smelling mess to clean up every morning.

It's getting damn boring.

Edited December 6, 2016 by ceszayers

[sivispacem]

Leave it on the floor, then he can't.

[sreyazsec]

One of my dogs is being kept in my room, it's a whole mess to do with training, the cat food makes him sick and he steals it in the night.

I have to keep the cat food on a stool. I can't really win.

The fact I've moved his food is probably why he's kicking it onto the floor

[Fuzzknuckles]

My cat keeps waking me at 5am and starts knocking his dinner bowl onto the floor, whilst food is in it. I have a huge, awful smelling mess to clean up every morning.

It's getting damn boring.

Cats are such arseholes. My cat got into the habit of coming into the bedroom at 4am and scratching at the window. It's a loose window, so as well as the scratching noise, there was a thud to accompany every scratch. When I would eventually wake up and see what he wanted, it was always food. Which he would knock over as soon as he was done with it.

 

Top cat tip: Give them dry food at night as they're less likely to try and "cover it" (which is what they're actually doing when they flip the bowl, to stop other cats or, even worse, pesky humans, from stealing their reconstituted animal parts in gravy). Plus dry food is generally better for cats as it helps them clean their teeth and stuff. Wet food should be restricted as much as possible, IMO, and regarded more as a treat.

 

But then cats are also fussy f*ckers and will probably turn their nose up at food they don't recognise initially. Little sh*ts.