Grumpy Old Forumers

[Voodoo]

That's the worst thing about ads on a streaming service. It's always the same thing over and over until the block expires and moves on to a new advertiser. Ads on a pay service like Hulu is just lame in general, though. I cancelled right after the trial a couple of years back.

[Polyphony]

I always like when they drop you right into some clips of a show you have 0 intention of watching, especially when the clips are loud and irritating, like some sweaty old c*nt running on a treadmill.

I wasn't sure how loud my volume was, BUT I GUESS I KNOW NOW!

Edited December 3, 2016 by Polyphony

[Voodoo]

I think I may know exactly the sweaty old c*nt you're referring to if it's a clip from the same show CBSN has been spamming all day for weeks. At least that's a free stream and you can just refresh your browser to kill it.

[ten-a-penny]

Microsoft Excel, go f*ck yourself.

 

The ICDL Center I'm attending hosts exams every Saturday. 2 weeks ago we had Excel, this week (the past week, I mean) we had Access. I've failed the Excel exam the past Saturday, so I had to do not one but TWO exams at once this Saturday for both MS Access and Excel. Access was a walk in the park; other than the pesky Relationships feature I can do the whole thing blindfolded. Which is why I'm ranting about two things:

 

Like I said, MS-Acc was a walk in the park. Even easier than Windows and MS Word. Yet somehow I've managed to only score 81% instead of, I don't know, 90% at least? Come the f*ck on. The basic exams that we attend divide questions by 5 usually. When you finish the last question (36Q's to be exact) they show you what type of questions you scored well, which ones you didn't. In my case, EVERYTHING was in the Green (which means no less than 85%).... except the first one. Understanding Databases. It was the only one that was less than 80%. For f*ck's sake, dude, if everything is no less than 80% except for ONE type then why the f*ck did I get 81%???

 

Don't even get me started about Excel which is why I'm ranting in the first place. I've failed the exam again, this time with only one question that separates me from succession. The first time I got 6-something (63%?). The second I got 72%. Each question gives you 3%. Why I'm ranting exactly? Because of this.

 

 

 

 

 

Charts are only "25%" even though they only brought like 2 questions. One where I have to create a Pie Chart off a small table, the other where I need to change something's background (don't remember what it is though); I suspect the latter is where I screwed up. But come-the-f*ck-on, it should be 50 not 25%.

 

 

TL;DR: Had a MS-Access exam today and I somehow got 81% instead of, I dunno, something as high as 90% because the thing is piss-easy and the whole chart that displays where you answered right was all green instead of a piece-of-sh*t bar thing, failed Excel AGAIN with only one question keeping me away from passing the f*cktard. Excel, get f*cked.

[sreyazsec]

It's always a shame when someone begins using personal insults..

'I'm moving on but I'll private message the people I'm arguing with and call them a c*nt and take the piss out of what they wear, haw haw'.

 

Is it just me that's been graced with heartwarming messages or has he come for Scaggy and TenPenny in PM's too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Polyphony]

Sounds like a personal problem.

You could just let it the f*ck go, but that would just be too easy I guess?

 

I initially sent a message because you couldn't seem to understand what "big red nose" meant, I was simply trying to clear that up.
You didn't even need to respond, but instead you had to be a c*nt.

That seems very easy for you.

 

Have a sh*t day wig bitch.

Edited December 3, 2016 by Polyphony

[dudclub55]

I'm glad Murdoc is back.

[RedDagger]

Sounds like a personal problem.

You could just let it the f*ck go, but that would just be too easy I guess?

 

I initially sent a message because you couldn't seem to understand what "big red nose" meant, I was simply trying to clear that up.

You didn't even need to respond, but instead you had to be a c*nt.

That seems very easy for you.

 

Have a sh*t day wig bitch.

hahaha you're a c*nt

[Polyphony]

Right back at ya red rocket.

[El Dildo]

report him.

harassment is harassment.

[Polyphony]

There is a message block function, why not utilize it if you don't want messages?

I just used it myself, it's simple.

[Coin]

Right back at ya red rocket.

 

I think it's hilarious you're talking sh*t about RedDagger. You wouldn't say this sh*t to him in person. He's jacked. Not only that, but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. You're pathetic, lol.

Edited December 3, 2016 by Coin.

[Polyphony]

What does that even mean?

Who gives a sh*t if someone is "jacked"?

I don't understand the whole internet weight lifter thing, especially when it's not even you who is the "jacked" one.

 

Also, I called him red rocket, is that like the worst thing you could say?
If he's so "jacked" he would not even care right?

Edited December 3, 2016 by Polyphony

[El Dildo]

There is a message block function, why not utilize it if you don't want messages?

I just used it myself, it's simple.

STOP HITTING YOURSELF

STOP HITTING YOURSELF

STOP HITTING YOURSELF

 

[ten-a-penny]

There is a message block function, why not utilize it if you don't want messages?

I just used it myself, it's simple.

Ooooh. How dare ceszayrs feel insulted by your Majesty. We are terribly sorry that we can't ignore a c*nt for being a, well, a c*nt.

 

 

No wonder I'm always angry.

[Polyphony]

Good one.

(?)

Edited December 3, 2016 by Polyphony

[Tacymist]

I'm grumpy because I'm fresh out of popcorn.

[ten-a-penny]

I'm grumpy because I'm fresh out of popcorn.

Want some of mine? I just made some out of sheer boredom before I even visited GTAF.

[Polyphony]

Alright then, I guess logic is out the window.

You're using the word attack like others would use the word "the".

 

Attack!?

Edited December 3, 2016 by Polyphony

[Raavi]

Less... whatever this is supposed to be, more grumpy posting. Or we'll start handing out some nice temps.

[ten-a-penny]

>Try to make some popcorn for me and my mother, put everything right

>wannabe-smart dad adds more oil, making the f*cking thing "oily" if that made any sense.

 

 

Would you just stop acting like a pro an shoving your business down everyone's throat in our family, father?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

[Polyphony]

I always think "This popcorn is good, but it doesn't stick to my damn fingers enough".

[ten-a-penny]

E: may or may not be NSFW.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Was it necessary to use porn voices in the beginning of the f*cking video? Fck's sake. Good thing I always use headphones. My parents would've had my head otherwise. f*ck you.

 

 

Watch the beginning at your own risk.

Edited December 3, 2016 by ten-a-penny

[Voodoo]

 

tfw you went out for brunch and missed the fight.

[ten-a-penny]

^ Your Avatar fits perfectly.

 

 

That awkward feeling when you eat A LOT then half a split second later after you finish whatever thing you were eating you feel that your stomach is COMPLETELY empty as if you didn't eat at all.

 

[DarkSavageDeathlyCloud]

Jeezes motherf*cking christ...so today out of nowhere my nat type gets changed from 1 to 3.

 

So yea...time to go and change settings and such...so i find my ip adress...but then...motherf*cking password.

 

So i try the standard sh*t what its supposed to be...nothing...try my wifi passwords...nothing....blank...big caps...it all did not do sh*t.

 

So i reset the stupid router...well...the sh*t still does not work...and...the standard passwords for the wifi network are also apperantly faulty.

 

So now...after several houres i pretty much lost EVERYTHING.

no wireless network acces...and god who nows how the wireless network is working now.

 

So now i am gonna be without wireless for several days and i will probably need to contact my provider to fix this sh*t.

 

Yes...it is fair to say i f*cked things up even more, but thats only thanks to my sh*tty incompetent provider giving me faulty information.

 

Seriously...what kind of idiotic sh*theads are working there....they cant even get any of the basic passwords match the standard label on the back ?

What in actual f*cks name is the deal with that ?

[Gnocchi Flip Flops]

I'm feeling like Hillary right now because I don't think I'm the biggest drama queen anymore!

[sreyazsec]

You are the peoples Drama Queen and nobody can ever take that away from you.

 

A Drama Queen For The People.

Remember that.

 

 

 

 

OT - Limping because of my gammy left foot has now resulted in my right leg playing up. Not happy.

[LincolnClay]

I'm feeling like Hillary right now because I don't think I'm the biggest drama queen anymore!

Scaglietti, you're always gonna be the biggest drama queen here in my eyes...that's a compliment btw

 

OT: I really hate the end of the weekend. I keep thinking of my boring week ahead, until next weekend. I go and have a good weekend...then on Sunday I'm just like "well, that's over".

Edited December 4, 2016 by TheGamingPr025

[ten-a-penny]

I asked my friend if he had seen Stranger Things and said it was really good, he says he didn't like and starts ranting about how it was made by the government to condition us because they really are "trying to open a portal to hell and summon Satan". That's what the Hadron colliding thing is for according to him.

 

Such a killjoy.

I tjink your friend plays too much DooM.