Grumpy Old Forumers

[Not A Nice Person]

Just thrown the biggest tantrum over BO2 Zombies.

Died once because one of the players stood in front of me as I was shooting my ray gun, they leave me to die even though it's round 4 and two of them were still up and running with ammo.

I respawn, get an okay gun and run off to train away from the dipsh*ts, one of the c*nts throws an EMP so my screen shakes and it turns Jugg off, I get stuck behind I ledge, a few inches to the side from where I'd be able to jump over it and I die again.

 

Not even GTA makes me rage like COD does. I've had to turn it off and cool down, tantrums take their toll.

I remember when I used to play BO Zombies, people purposely let you die if you had a cool gun, it was very stupid.

[Smith John]

Just microwaved two boxes of crinkle cut McCain's micro chips.

 

They taste sh*te.

 

Is this information akin to Facebook revelation sh*t?

[ten-a-penny]

This rant is like 2 days old but I couldn't connect to the Internet 'cause ISP are a bunch of effin' idiots.

 

For over a month now I've been going to an IT course (ICDL to be precise). Just about every classmate is a female, excluding maybe 2. Anyway. The day before yesterday was raining HEAVILY, haven't rained like that since, well,... since 2007. The rain itself isn't a problem, the real problem is that the f*cking sewers and drains that are supposed to empty roads from water are blocked. This sh*t caused whole areas to be drown in huge amounts of rain waters. I do mean it when I say "drown". A whole street was knee-deep full of water. No wonder people describe Tripoli as "the Sea's Mermaid". Because when it rains, you better bring a f*cking tugboat.*

 

But that isn't the issue. One of our classmate - the oldest of the females AFAIK - was being chased by a group of fuccbois when she was on the trip to class. IIRR (since this sh*t is 2 days old) she was stuck in an annoying traffic jam, and some dorks behind her kept spamming the Horn and flashlights. When the road was FINALLY started to move the asswipes jumped off their cars and ran towards her and tried to open her car's doors. What did they want from her, nobody knows. Probably what I'm thinking. She immediately switched to Reverse, smashed the car behind her (to f*ck with that, she hit the f*cks' car) and floored it away. She nearly passed out when she arrived.

 

 

If this sh*t continue this way I swear to God I'll carry a gun with me. f*ck this sh*t.

 

Bonus Complaint: My laptop's keyboard is seriously getting on my nerve. The thing functions normally when I play any game yet the thing is like "lol f*ck you you're not gonna type straight even if you smashed a key with a hammer". The number of words I ended up butchering because a damn key wouldn't register is insane. uffff.

 

 

*

 

 

I'm not kidding.

 

 

 

[ciel]

I have to babysit as soon as I get home from work. f*cksake, we take care of the baby more than the mother does.

 

I wanted some time to myself before dealing with c*nts all weekend at work.

Edited December 1, 2016 by Candy Suxxx

[ten-a-penny]

Cutthroat militias are at it again. For f*ck's sake. Can't you money-hungry f*cks just nuke yourself and put the poor ol' innocent Libyans at rest? This sh*t is getting boring y'know.

 

I went to my ICDL class like normal. Not even an hour later one of our classmates received a call from her brother, asking if the area is safe and whether there's a fighting or not. She said no. Her brother said that there's some conflict in the Highways (which is a mile-stretch away from the area), exactly at a neighbor almost have a city away. Then another classmate's phone rang. First time was her brother. Second time, her mother. Poor ole teacher got confused, then the headmaster/boss said "ya'll should GTFOutta here before sh*t get real here too". Everyone bailed out, including me. Another Thursday ruined by these f*cks. For f*ck's sake.

 

 

I'm telling you, the next GTA game should take place in Tripoli.

[The Time Ranger]

Poor ole teacher got confused, then the headmaster/boss said "ya'll should GTFOutta here before sh*t get real here too". Everyone bailed out, including me. Another Thursday ruined by these f*cks. For f*ck's sake.

 

That sounds extreme and scary. Would your daily life be affected much by these militias if you don't mind me asking?

[ten-a-penny]

 

Poor ole teacher got confused, then the headmaster/boss said "ya'll should GTFOutta here before sh*t get real here too". Everyone bailed out, including me. Another Thursday ruined by these f*cks. For f*ck's sake.

 

That sounds extreme and scary. Would your daily life be affected much by these militias if you don't mind me asking?

Not much tbh. Our neighborhood is calm almost all the time. The only thing you'll hear is loud-assed fireworks (like the country is all well and nice to play this sh*t). I mean, it isn't Syria/Iraq or anything. Sirte and Benghazi are total cityshipwrecks but Tripoli isn't. Yet.

 

It is pretty f*cked up though. Armed robberies (and when I say armed I actually mean AK's) and kidnapping is everyone. I can't even go to the nearby supermarket without sneaking out of the house 'cause I'm not allowed outside because it isn't safe. You have wannabe-tough higher-than-thou-attitude'd ego-striving broken-cars-driving dorks who block the f*cking road simply because they want to speak to their "street-level friends" while they're in their poverty car, dumbass drivers (who make GTAV's drivers flawless), everyone is armed which is why our country has fallen to its knees to the first place. Let's not even start at the fact that a BANK doesn't have any money thanks to cutthroats who keep robbing people and nonexistent "security" and the great fact that the "government" doesn't give any sh*t about us humble civilians.

 

 

Its basically GTA except that the "setting" isn't CoD'ish.

[BeingARK]

Didn't knew that the peoples of Libya were having this much trouble. May Allah be with you!

[AlienTwo]

Didn't knew that the peoples of Libya were having this much trouble. May Allah be with you!

Isn't that like... the problem?

 

Not "Allah" specifically, but God. "He's" the reason for all these messes, maybe turning to him isn't going to do anything but crank up the mass murder.

 

Religion - I'll f*cking pass.

[feckyerlife]

 

 

Poor ole teacher got confused, then the headmaster/boss said "ya'll should GTFOutta here before sh*t get real here too". Everyone bailed out, including me. Another Thursday ruined by these f*cks. For f*ck's sake.

 

That sounds extreme and scary. Would your daily life be affected much by these militias if you don't mind me asking?

Not much tbh. Our neighborhood is calm almost all the time. The only thing you'll hear is loud-assed fireworks (like the country is all well and nice to play this sh*t). I mean, it isn't Syria/Iraq or anything. Sirte and Benghazi are total cityshipwrecks but Tripoli isn't. Yet.

 

It is pretty f*cked up though. Armed robberies (and when I say armed I actually mean AK's) and kidnapping is everyone. I can't even go to the nearby supermarket without sneaking out of the house 'cause I'm not allowed outside because it isn't safe. You have wannabe-tough higher-than-thou-attitude'd ego-striving broken-cars-driving dorks who block the f*cking road simply because they want to speak to their "street-level friends" while they're in their poverty car, dumbass drivers (who make GTAV's drivers flawless), everyone is armed which is why our country has fallen to its knees to the first place. Let's not even start at the fact that a BANK doesn't have any money thanks to cutthroats who keep robbing people and nonexistent "security" and the great fact that the "government" doesn't give any sh*t about us humble civilians.

 

 

Its basically GTA except that the "setting" isn't CoD'ish.

 

i just saw on yahoo. said crazy fighting going on in tripoli right now. good luck

https://www.yahoo.com/news/least-8-killed-libya-clashes-165155035.html

[Brian Grey]

Played a video on facebook, didn't know it was that loud moaning sh*t. I'm pretty sure people heard it too. You f*cking son of a bitch.

At least I wore headphones, unfortunately my headphones were set on full blast ouch.

[trip]

Religion - I'll f*cking pass.

I know this isn't the chat topic nor a D&D topic but...

 

I don't like to talk religion and such and such but I'm going to offer up this classic XTC song for those who like to read, listen, question, and think about gods and religions.

 

[The Time Ranger]

 

 

Poor ole teacher got confused, then the headmaster/boss said "ya'll should GTFOutta here before sh*t get real here too". Everyone bailed out, including me. Another Thursday ruined by these f*cks. For f*ck's sake.

 

That sounds extreme and scary. Would your daily life be affected much by these militias if you don't mind me asking?

Not much tbh. Our neighborhood is calm almost all the time. Thank you for the reply, very interesting. At least your area is pretty calm, stay safe all the same though man.

[Hannibal Barca]

 

I've had every insult in the book thrown at me.

Scabby choad-fish.

 

How's about cockwomble?

[sreyazsec]

They pooh pooed my electric frankfurter.

Edited December 2, 2016 by ceszayers

[LincolnClay]

Man, I hate it when you're are trying to do something important and someone who has a different opinion says something like "who would want to bother with that nonsense?" and acts like their opinion is the right one. If you don't want to do it, fine, GTFO, but leave the people trying to do it alone. They don't have to do what you say! Seriously. It happens to me a lot.

[GIRR]

Man, I hate it when you're are trying to do something important and someone who has a different opinion says something like "who would want to bother with that nonsense?" and acts like their opinion is the right one. If you don't want to do it, fine, GTFO, but leave the people trying to do it alone. They don't have to do what you say! Seriously. It happens to me a lot.

What kind of things are you talking about? I'm just curious.

[BeingARK]

 

Didn't knew that the peoples of Libya were having this much trouble. May Allah be with you!

Isn't that like... the problem?

 

Not "Allah" specifically, but God. "He's" the reason for all these messes, maybe turning to him isn't going to do anything but crank up the mass murder.

 

Religion - I'll f*cking pass.

 

Oh sh*t.. I shouldn't have given the access of my GTAForums account to my cousin. Sorry! He might have got emotional by reading his post. I usually stay away from discussing something religious on the internet unless I am provoked.

Edited December 2, 2016 by ShadowRageEX

[marmoo]

I am sick to the back teeth of British construction workers.

All I ever see is one worker with a digger (obviously digging a hole) and 3 of the fat lazy bastards standing around the hole smoking & generally doing nothing other than looking down the pissing hole.

 

When are those arseholes ever going to realise that turning up to work is not a prerequisite for being paid

Edited December 2, 2016 by marmoo

[sivispacem]

What we need are more Eastern European labourers to replace the domestic slackers. Perhaps Poland will let us exchange on a 1:1 basis even after we leave the EU?

[ten-a-penny]

Remember my yesterday's rant? About some drunken militia idiots shooting each other in my city, although its far. Yeah. It became worse.

 

Yesterday at night the news said that there's a huge squad of tanks coming from the nearby city, Misurata. Today - around these hours - there's a huge mass shooting between different militia members (with SOME of them mildy supporting the current "government" while the others are purely wild) in different regions all over Tripoli. Some of these are close, others are far away. They said that numerous regions are closed altogether; people outside these regions aren't allowed to go there (because it isn't safe), people who live there aren't allowed because they may get shot. Because of that we were hanging around our region. Heard some folk saying that there are TANKS hanging around the endangered areas shooting around randomly (yes, GTAO pre-tank-Nerf Style) and multiple snipers are positioned high up in buildings. TL;DR: sh*t got real.

 

 

The bright side: We're leaving this mess for at least a month the day after tomorrow, right to Morocco to be exact. Which also means I wouldn't have to deal with the retarded ISP that are LTT. If you're reading this, f*ck you and your sh*t ban-sites-for-f*ck-you-that's-why policy.

[Polyphony]

 

 

 

When you make a bunch of tips from work but it's literally nothing but singles.

 

Just remember that you're complaining about making money.

 

F*ckin' hell.

 

 

I'm not complaining about making money, I'm just complaining that they're all singles instead of getting the same amount of money, but in 20 dollar bills or thereabouts. Do you know how annoying it is to stuff a wallet with $100+ worth of singles as opposed to $100+ worth of singles?

 

 

Do you know what it's like to have to walk 4 hours to go to the food pantry so you can feed your family and then return home with potted meat and 3 cans of refried beans from 4+ years ago?

 

You should be happy you have money.

 

 

It seems that there's a fresh resident arsehole emerging.

 

Didn't you see his response to us helping ceszayers pick a hair color on the questions thread, and what he said to UT on the previous page? Sooooo f*cking rude.

 

 

You noticed that too, huh? Yeah, one more arsehole to deal with, unfortunately.

 

 

I thought it smelled a little worse than normal around here.

Are you guys really that full of yourselves?

I understand that being extremely self-centered is the hip thing right now, but you guys are very uptight when people don't share your point of view.

I really haven't said anything that overly rude or offensive, you just seem like you all share the same stick up your ass, and are circle-jerking each other while pretending it doesn't exist.

Edited December 2, 2016 by Polyphony

[ten-a-penny]

And you have the nerve to call ME an asshole.

[Polyphony]

You haven't proven otherwise.
Popular opinion among a handful of people really doesn't mean much, especially when those people are as unsavoury as you lot.

 

I do see you as being an asshole, and that is based on your behavior and the content of many of your posts.

You think I'm an asshole based on me thinking you're an asshole.

Do you see a pattern emerging?

[RedDagger]

I really haven't said anything that overly rude or offensive

well

 

about that

[AlienTwo]

 

 

Didn't knew that the peoples of Libya were having this much trouble. May Allah be with you!

Isn't that like... the problem?

 

Not "Allah" specifically, but God. "He's" the reason for all these messes, maybe turning to him isn't going to do anything but crank up the mass murder.

 

Religion - I'll f*cking pass.

 

Oh sh*t.. I shouldn't have given the access of my GTAForums account to my cousin. Sorry! He might have got emotional by reading his post. I usually stay away from discussing something religious on the internet unless I am provoked.

 

Ah yes, your "cousin."

 

[Static]

I am sick to the back teeth of British construction workers.

All I ever see is one worker with a digger (obviously digging a hole) and 3 of the fat lazy bastards standing around the hole smoking & generally doing nothing other than looking down the pissing hole.

 

When are those arseholes ever going to realise that turning up to work is not a prerequisite for being paid

 

To be fair, that's the modus operandi for majority of construction workers, regardless of their country of origin.

 

Also, I'm pretty sure you gotta show up to work to get paid, and if not, I sure as sh*t didn't get that f*ckin memo.

Edited December 2, 2016 by Static

[sreyazsec]

Are you guys really that full of yourselves?

I understand that being extremely self-centered is the hip thing right now, but you guys are very uptight when people don't share your point of view.

I really haven't said anything that overly rude or offensive, you just seem like you all share the same stick up your ass, and are circle-jerking each other while pretending it doesn't exist.

 

I've seen only two of your posts (three counting this one) and they are exactly the same.

You being angry at someone for either having a conversation that has nothing to do with your ass or posting a complaint in a thread that is made for complaints (but it's not serious enough in your opinion).

 

Throwing that 'you don't know what a hard life is' into the reply is completely pointless aswell, there are varying degrees of grumpiness, others shouldn't have to stop making posts because their problems aren't as bad as yours apparently are.

 

Circle jerking is the go to insult/excuse when you don't like the fact more than one person is telling you that you're being a dick and you are in fact being a complete f*cking dick.

Christ. I don't understand people like you. You're so angry at everyone, and so rude. Don't make snarky comments or demand people stop posting/having conversations, and maybe then people won't call you an arsehole.

Edited December 2, 2016 by ceszayers

[AlienTwo]

 

Are you guys really that full of yourselves?

I understand that being extremely self-centered is the hip thing right now, but you guys are very uptight when people don't share your point of view.

I really haven't said anything that overly rude or offensive, you just seem like you all share the same stick up your ass, and are circle-jerking each other while pretending it doesn't exist.

 

I've seen only two of your posts (three counting this one) and they are exactly the same.

You being angry at someone for either having a conversation that has nothing to do with your ass or posting a complaint in a thread that is made for complaints (but it's not serious enough in your opinion).

 

Throwing that 'you don't know what a hard life is' into the reply is completely pointless aswell, there are varying degrees of grumpiness, others shouldn't have to stop making posts because their problems aren't as bad as yours apparently are.

 

Circle jerking is the go to insult/excuse when you don't like the fact more than one person is telling you that you're being a dick and you are in fact being a complete f*cking dick.

Christ. I don't understand people like you. You're so angry at everyone, and so rude. Don't make snarky comments or demand people stop posting/having conversations, and maybe then people won't call you an arsehole.

 

"How to win friends and influence people" by Polyphony

 

Interesting name... so many ways to be fake?

[feckyerlife]

 

Are you guys really that full of yourselves?

I understand that being extremely self-centered is the hip thing right now, but you guys are very uptight when people don't share your point of view.

I really haven't said anything that overly rude or offensive, you just seem like you all share the same stick up your ass, and are circle-jerking each other while pretending it doesn't exist.

 

I've seen only two of your posts (three counting this one) and they are exactly the same.

You being angry at someone for either having a conversation that has nothing to do with your ass or posting a complaint in a thread that is made for complaints (but it's not serious enough in your opinion).

 

Throwing that 'you don't know what a hard life is' into the reply is completely pointless aswell, there are varying degrees of grumpiness, others shouldn't have to stop making posts because their problems aren't as bad as yours apparently are.

 

Circle jerking is the go to insult/excuse when you don't like the fact more than one person is telling you that you're being a dick and you are in fact being a complete f*cking dick.

Christ. I don't understand people like you. You're so angry at everyone, and so rude. Don't make snarky comments or demand people stop posting/having conversations, and maybe then people won't call you an arsehole.

 

get em daddy