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Libya have all the Seasons of the Year mixed into a single day, 24/7, 365/1. Today's morning was cold, but not too cold, kinda like Autumn. Then the Afternoon as as hot as a volcano. Immediately after that - 3.0 PM > 5.0 PM - it became medium-ish, not cold and not hot. Now its FREEZING. I couldn't even stand still for a second enough to rub my hairy cat's fur.

 

D.Bonus: Damn water is cold and its Prayer time. Come-the-f*ck-on. :angry:

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I hate Sunday's. They have this strange atmosphere about them. Drab, dreary, and sleepy all combined into one.

Sundays are crap. Occasionally there's a good one where it's actually sunny and I'm out and about but they just have that feel to them. At first I thought it was a grade school thing, that Sunday's sucked because school was the next day. But they still suck. Even if I avoided taking classes on Monday (never lol, though I might cut Friday) Sunday would still suck. They're just rarely good days.

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That moment I take a photo of that beautiful lamb of mine and I mistake a coughing fit for a seizure thinking I'v killed a lamb with a camera phone.

Bloody hell that was stressful, atleast she's alright. okay back to laughing.

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My god what a f*cking sh*t weekend. Worked a 12 hr shift yesterday and another 8 today. Customers who let their kids run wild in stores need to be shown the f*cking doors or my fists, I've had a f*cking guts of full of some customers not acknowledging me when I tell them they need to keep their child close.

 

I've been coming home from work then going straight to bed all while I have my boyfriend bitching and accusing me of ignoring him, yes Kush, quit your bitching. 😡

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Just you wait when you're here for the holidays. Gonna be on you like underpants..oh wait. :pp

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Off topic here,

How can I edit my post instead of double posting?

Looking at the two posts above you... I got it.

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I don't miss working in retail at all. Lovely times.

I want to throw myself into on coming traffic.

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I don't miss working in retail at all. Lovely times.

I want to throw myself into on coming traffic.

So do I, I'm on the other side of the road waving at you.

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8k-something JUST to travel to Morocco.

 

 

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"All you had to do was follow the damn train cj"

 

Yeah? Well all you had to do was shoot them you fat f*ck.

All you had to do was ride the motorbike to the far right of the train tracks and Smoke should be able to kill all the gangbangers. It makes me grumpy how people make that mission harder than it has to be.

 

I did that and succeeded still doesn't change the fact that smoke is sh*t at shooting.

I just get on the train and kill them myself. He takes so f*cking long.

 

I thought it was;

 

"All we had to do was follow the Damn Train, CJ!"

 

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This is another case of; Beam Me Up, Scotty!

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Off topic here,

How can I edit my post instead of double posting?

Looking at the two posts above you... I got it.

 

Finally...

 

Someone got it

Thanks bro

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I'm so sick of intimidation tactics. Poor ones at that.

If I'm walking down a wide path on one side and you (and your sh*tty friends) decide to walk in a row OR move onto my side of the path intentionally, I will not move out of the way. I will not walk on the dirt or the road. I will not stand still and wait for you to pass by, I will carry on walking in a straight line and if you continue to walk in my way, I will bang into you and continue walking.

 

This is a daily occurrence where I live and it's exhausting.

Normally it's the same old 'gangsta' wannabes or a group of teens trying to be hard and it's always just as embarrassing and just as annoying.

 

Thing is you don't have to act like this, people around here act like scum and blame the fact they've grown up in a rough place! That's no damn excuse. I am aware of the way I act and have always tried to distance myself from typical 'poor/rough/estate' behaviour and I still f*cking do, using your environment as an excuse to be a c*nt is pathetic.

Even celebrities use the 'I grew up rough, life was hard so I was an idiot and treated people like sh*t' blah blah blah, it's not a valid excuse to be a dick, it's not a valid excuse to verbally abuse strangers or physically attack someone unprovoked. Grow the f*ck up.

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@Kush - One of our Crew members had their account stolen by someone we met in Freeroam recently.

Perhaps someone did something similar to get the ban?

Ooh, that sounds exciting. Who did this happen to?

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I'm so sick of intimidation tactics. Poor ones at that.

If I'm walking down a wide path on one side and you (and your sh*tty friends) decide to walk in a row OR move onto my side of the path intentionally, I will not move out of the way. I will not walk on the dirt or the road. I will not stand still and wait for you to pass by, I will carry on walking in a straight line and if you continue to walk in my way, I will bang into you and continue walking.

 

This is a daily occurrence where I live and it's exhausting.

Normally it's the same old 'gangsta' wannabes or a group of teens trying to be hard and it's always just as embarrassing and just as annoying.

 

Thing is you don't have to act like this, people around here act like scum and blame the fact they've grown up in a rough place! That's no damn excuse. I am aware of the way I act and have always tried to distance myself from typical 'poor/rough/estate' behaviour and I still f*cking do, using your environment as an excuse to be a c*nt is pathetic.

Even celebrities use the 'I grew up rough, life was hard so I was an idiot and treated people like sh*t' blah blah blah, it's not a valid excuse to be a dick, it's not a valid excuse to verbally abuse strangers or physically attack someone unprovoked. Grow the f*ck up.

 

You should fight them.

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Chocolate bars getting smaller every year and we still pay same price.. I don't have much of a sweet tooth but this is just crazy to me ffs.

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Chocolate bars getting smaller every year and we still pay same price.. I don't have much of a sweet tooth but this is just crazy to me ffs.

should just buy a bag of minis

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I'm spoiled by Lindt and Ghirardelli. Godiva went to sh*t, stupid ass sell outs. I feel like vomitting after eating a Hershey's bar or Reese's or M&M's, etc. sh*t's gross and too sweet, no real flavor.

 

What else pisses me off? Being the last post on the page. :angry:

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What else pisses me off? Being the last post on the page. :angry:

I know right?

I get grumpy when i get the first post on the page.

 

EDIT: f*cks sakes.

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Well damnit. I was going to take my vacation on Alpha Centauri but now it's been re-named "Rigil Kentarus." With a name like that, f*ck if I'm spending my hard earned vacation bucks on a trip to "Kentarus."

 

On top of it all, now I need a new map;

 

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Should I go to Benard's Star? Or is it just going to murder me and forget all about it...

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You can always go next door to Proxima Centuari, which was Alpha Centauri C... trust me, it's a much better option. They only renamed Alpha Centuri A to Rigil Kentaurus, cause of all the f*cking hipsters, and it's gone all gentrified. Proxima Centuari has still got that more relaxed olde timey feel to it, plus the AC-C Whiskey is absolute f*ckng dynamite... seriously that sh*t will not only strip paint, it'll make your craft do the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs, unofficially of course, the Guinness Book of Universe records don't recognise it cause they've been all up in Han Solo's ass since that screwy mission on Endor with those fat-ass stick waving Space Lemurs.

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Honestly, people are always talking about Romulan ale, but I do agree, AC-C Whiskey is by far better... even better than Saurian brandy. My only issue is with the Kessel Run and the fact I believe it never happened. Sure, it's been reported over and over, but it's also a well known fact Han was hanging out in the Upsidedown with Starbuck and Pluto Nash, not aboard the Aluminum Falcon.

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@Kush - One of our Crew members had their account stolen by someone we met in Freeroam recently.

Perhaps someone did something similar to get the ban?

Ooh, that sounds exciting. Who did this happen to?

Brent had his psn hijacked the other week - they changed the email, password and made their PlayStation the primary, making it extra difficult when he called support for help.

 

He got it all back in the end. f*ck knows how these guys do it.

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By calling up customer support and impersonating people, normally.

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Chocolate bars getting smaller every year and we still pay same price.. I don't have much of a sweet tooth but this is just crazy to me ffs.

Toblerone Bars, amirite?

 

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Chocolate bars getting smaller every year and we still pay same price.. I don't have much of a sweet tooth but this is just crazy to me ffs.

Toblerone Bars, amirite?

 

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Lol kinda.. no idea they changed that sh*t. I REFUSE to buy one of those this year and THEY BETTER KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF FERRERO ROCHER or I will riot. 😠 Edited by Candy Suxxx
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You're the worst kind of asshole if you take your sweet time on the only ATM on the highway for miles, take your cash and get the f*ck off.

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You're the worst kind of asshole if you take your sweet time on the only ATM on the highway for miles, take your cash and get the f*ck off.

it could be the atm, if you go to non bank atm's around here, like at gas stations or convenience stores, they can take a couple mins to process your request.

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You're the worst kind of asshole if you take your sweet time on the only ATM on the highway for miles, take your cash and get the f*ck off.

 

Please visit our incredible India during these wonderful times:

 

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You're the worst kind of asshole if you take your sweet time on the only ATM on the highway for miles, take your cash and get the f*ck off.

it could be the atm, if you go to non bank atm's around here, like at gas stations or convenience stores, they can take a couple mins to process your request.These ATMs take literally 20 seconds to go from inputting your PIN to receiving your cash, the guy was just browsing the menu screen as if it was a McValue menu and taking separate piles of cash with multiple cards.
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