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Today's traffic is cancer.

 

Cops are blocking every entrance to a lot of freeways and every intersection has at least a car crash or two.

 

I had to go all the way around city outskirts just to get to my home, goddamn dude.

Logic: Libya is only 6Mil people, half of that is in Tripoli, and yet traffic jams are so thick and happen often, it makes you feel like you're in England or the US.

 

 

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Not A Nice Person

My cousin makes a conspiracy out of a stop sign, and even though he's my age he speaks like he's an adult.

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TaylorTheCreator

1 month suspension sucks because its around Christmas when most people get breaks from work/school but i feel your pain because i got banned 3 months ago until 12/31/9999 for having some advertising on my Xbone bio and I've been trying to get it back because i had that account for 3-4 years.

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Look at the bright side, 7983 years from now your account is going to be unbanned. The bad news is the world is going to be a wasteland because of Skynet. But hey, at least those robots are gonna have something to ogle at.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

Watches TV. Commercial break. Que Walking on Sunshine background music and then "If you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis blah blah blah..." for one and a half minutes. If it's not every commercial break then it's every other. f*ck Otezla. I can't wait til they replace that annoying ass sh*t.

 

And right after just hearing that pos commercial another plaque psoriasis commercial played. f*ck pharmaceutical commercials. Always the same sh*t. Some sh*tty cliché song with generic ass people/families and a list of side effects that make you not want to buy the product.

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Watches TV. Commercial break. Que Walking on Sunshine background music and then "If you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis blah blah blah..." for one and a half minutes. If it's not every commercial break then it's every other. f*ck Otezla. I can't wait til they replace that annoying ass sh*t.

 

And right after just hearing that pos commercial another plaque psoriasis commercial played. f*ck pharmaceutical commercials. Always the same sh*t. Some sh*tty cliché song with generic ass people/families and a list of side effects that make you not want to buy the product.

Trying to get you to associate classic (although not always) songs with mundane products is bad enough, but when they change the lyrics to suit the product, that's even more sh1t. Edited by Neon_Dreaming
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I'm sick of the human race, all we do is waste resources on crap and build weapons of mass destruction and f*cking kill each other, what the f*ck. We need something like a threat from space to bring us all back into line...

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

We need something like a threat from space to bring us all back into line...

Why do people.movies always depict aliens as some super advanced race with malicious intentions? I believe there is life out there in space. But so far away that nothing will ever approach us. And they're probably living years behind us or just like us. lol

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I swear to f*cking God.. Ugh, fuuuuuuuuucking seriously? Urghhhhhhh. People... Aghh.

 

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I'm sick of the human race, all we do is waste resources on crap and build weapons of mass destruction and f*cking kill each other, what the f*ck. We need something like a threat from space to bring us all back into line...

I feel your pain, sweetie. I despise society too, but because of how close minded it is, not the stuff you mentioned.
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I f*cking hate the winter. It's too f*cking cold, I don't want to have to dress like a f*cking eskimo to step outside then come home again feeling f*cking ill.

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Gnocchi Flip Flops

I f*cking hate the winter. It's too f*cking cold, I don't want to have to dress like a f*cking eskimo to step outside then come home again feeling f*cking ill.

I'm glad it doesn't get that cold down here. In the summer I'll be bragging about how hot it gets here and how 80 degrees would be a good day but in the winter? :lol: I can't even take a day below 30 degrees. Winter is so beautiful though. The humidity goes away and it's just beautiful clear skies and mild days.

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@ Kush sorry for the late reply.
Yeah he spoke to support and got everything reverted back.

Hacker had changed his email on his PSN to something other than his - perhaps that's why you aren't getting a notification?

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My dear cat threw up a half digested mouse on the side of my bed last night and I didn't know about it until I stuck my elbow in it this morning.

Your Cat is trying to teach you to become a Hunter.

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My dear cat threw up a half digested mouse on the side of my bed last night and I didn't know about it until I stuck my elbow in it this morning.

 

That is really gross, I would've freaked the f*ck out. I have a massive fear of rodents in general.

 

OT: I haven't felt this sad in a while, done with my k pop topic for now. at the moment idc if it gets locked, wasn't that active anyway. meh.

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That's f*cking horrible, I thought it was bad waking up to a spider watching me sleep from my desk.

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Turns out I'm working on New Year's and the 1st and 2nd of January which are supposed to be off days for everyone. Just f*cking great.

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My dear cat threw up a half digested mouse on the side of my bed last night and I didn't know about it until I stuck my elbow in it this morning.

 

That is really gross, I would've freaked the f*ck out. I have a massive fear of rodents in general.

 

My Mom is terrified of rodents, I had two hamsters though and once the first one passed away, the brother ate his foot overnight. I was never warned that they ate eachother after death to avoid a dirty/diseased habitat. I had no idea. That haunted me.

 

The only thing my cat bought home was a frog that was alive, thankfully.

 

OT - I have my first doctors appointment in over a year today and I'm not looking forward to it, I'm having to beg for tablets or injections for my skin and beg for treatment for my head.

I genuinely have to beg too, everything just gets brushed under the rug there. I'm dreading having to interact with my doctor. It's going to be awful.

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Mother f*ckin' neighbors. Not the ones I share a breezeway with (I always hate them) but the one directly connected to my house.

 

Sure sure sure, when I rake the leaves I do out front of their house too. But can you believe those f*ckers did their front yesterday and just stopped at the property line. f*ckers.

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The dorky cat I'm taking on calling him Troll Cruise bullies young kittens, like the.... well, troll he is. Problem? Their mother doesn't give two sh*ts about it, and if I dare get close to her newborn babies she chases me to Sonvgarde and back SIMPLY for getting too close to her liking.

 

 

Grow a f*cking pair.

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actually, can a mod please lock it? I really can't be bothered with it anymore. :(

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My debit card got declined at Walmart when I was getting aids for the sofa machines at my shop. Checked my bank account and the amount is correct. The f*cking cart was FULL and there was a line behind me.

 

WALMART WHY YOU GOTTA f*ck ME REEEEEEE

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So I'm trying to get that 99 dollar 3ds sale and they're all sold out. And not to mention the people who have them are selling them double or triple.

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got my first pay check from my new job

 

how

is it this f*cking low

 

I sold $6100 worth of gear today

I made $156. before tax

 

 

angery reacts only, thanks

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f*cking drive-thru oil change places. I go there today, and they usually recognize me there because I do business with them, but they had some newbie assisting me this time. He's trying to upsell me on everything, of course. "Yeah, yeah, no thanks, just an oil change please." I should've brought a filter with me because they took forever to get one, but then the bill comes. "That'll be $145, please." lolwut?! Then I find out he gave me some gimmick flush sh*t for like $100. After complaining, having the boss come over, and him having to scold the employee, asking him, "they don't teach you common sense at Lincoln Tech," the boss removes the charge.

 

Seriously, f*ck these oil change places. I'm well aware of how they work, so I don't mind going in there and telling them to f*ck off when my air filter has a bird's nest in it, but don't charge me $100 for something I said 'no' to. Fugg, that got my blood pressure going.

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Those places have some of the most comically undertrained employees.

I've had a friend take his truck to one and they couldn't find were to drain the oil from his pan (wtf?) so they drilled a hole in it (wtfer!?).
They then proceeded to attempt to weld (solder? lol) the hole shut and refill the oil.
Two blocks from the shop and his truck vomited the oil all over the street.
Apparently it also happened to be partially used oil that they "filtered" in the shop to "save customers money", even though they charged the same as every other store in the chain if not more.

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lolwut.... That's asinine! I hope he sued them, at least.

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They actually ended up having to fund an entirely new engine for him, and paid to have it installed at an appropriate garage.

Definitely would have been cheaper in the long run for the place to just not hire bumbling morons.

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Not A Nice Person

I don't know what to ask for Christmas, it's driving me nuts now.

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Thanks to the retarded habit of my father I ended up sleep/restless in the morning.

 

 

If he continues this was I swear I feel like I'll end up sleeping in the backyard instead. If it wasn't seriously cold outside I would've already done this sh*t.

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